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Security officer was a stern looking woman in body armor with noticeable fatigue on her face. She have read cautionary message from Chief of Security like it was a thing she had already done it dozens of times. "Whole planet is one step away from open civil war, small shootout are pretty common. Rebels - well it is coalition, but I am not going to explain you local politics now - control south of continent including mines. The follower of old order control north including Capital. Spaceport are right on the border, so we have different governments at northern and southern gates. Luckily space sport is extra territorial, and both side need interstellar trade and do not want visit from Republic marines so both thread very carefully around there. But there inside the port you can meet local of both factions. We try to make them separate, but port was not designed for that. Do not talk with locals about politics and do not take part in their arguments and brawls, just call security if you see anything. And if you think of going outside of our fence - we would not stop you, but one step outside of any gate and you are completely  on your own there."


Prompt: Create dialog of Gallade and Lucario in forest, near sea and they goes swimming, I have trained by Finizen Lucario says


Prompt:
 I need 10 one liners that have a unique blend of deadpan delivery and absurdity,  combining a mundane observation with a bizarre twist.
10 one liners that clearly positions me as a stoned individual attempting to offer serious advice, oblivious to the absurdity of your own statements
Begin with a simple, everyday scenario that’s widely recognizable / Introduce an unexpected or absurd element that takes the observation in a humorous, offbeat direction/ Aim for brevity and clarity, making the joke easy to digest and memorable      the set up is I wasn't sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don't care  i think there is a lesson to be learned?


Prompt: Write a brief dialogue featuring an alien who is trying to pass for human. At first glance his outward appearance seems human, but as he introduces himself to his new neighbors he is trying a bit too hard to seem human and not very skilled in the nuances of human speech patterns and social customs. Remember that because he is pretending to be human, he doesn't explicitly say he's not from Earth, or new to Earth, or trying to learn how to be human.


Prompt: 使用言語は日本語でラップを作成してください


Prompt:
Craft three unique and original short stories that vividly illustrate the daily lives of German and Italian soldiers, British forces, Greek authorities, and Greek guerrillas in Western Crete (Chania) during the final months of World War II in 1945. Optionally, include a touch of humor. Ensure your narratives are grounded in historical accuracy, drawing on your knowledge of the period. The following historical context will help enrich your stories:

In 1945, the northern side of the Prefecture of Chania (Crete, Greece) presented a completely different picture from the rest of liberated Greece. A substantial force of 15,000 German and 5,000 Italian soldiers remained stranded, unable to retreat due to the Allied forces' control of escape routes. These Axis forces were technically under British captivity. However, fearing that communist insurgents might seize their weaponry, the British allowed them to retain all their equipment, even the heaviest weapons! This created a paradoxical situation: the captured conquerors maintained significant control over the region, continuing to exert their authority, albeit with reduced brutality. Nevertheless, attacks on villages and executions of communist guerrillas still occurred.
This unique situation in northern Chania resulted in an unusual chapter of history. Germans, Italians, British forces, local authorities, and Greek guerrillas coexisted, each playing a distinct and vital role. Both the former conquerors and the conquered found themselves in a closed economy, reliant on the region’s limited resources. The survival of all depended on the staples of the land: oranges from the plains, olive oil, salt, potatoes, and the livestock of the highlanders. This dependence fostered a complex and often illicit network of trade driven by barter, extortion, and outright theft. Cattle rustling and black market operations flourished, with Italian soldiers often playing a central role.
Soldiers in search of poultry, wine, oil, and other necessities regularly raided villages, often sparking skirmishes. Bartering even extended to weapons and ammunition, which were readily available in "Fortress Crete," where the occupying forces had amassed their arsenal before their anticipated departure. This isolated force, perhaps one of the last cohesive units of a crumbling Axis power, would eventually surrender its weapons to the Allies, marking a final, curious chapter in the history of the war.

* At the end of each story you mention: "End of 1st story" or "End of 2nd story" or "End of 3rd story".


Prompt: Crea 4 estrofas pegadizas para una canción de música electrónica, recuerda que cada frase tiene que tener rima con la siguiente frase y así sucesivamente y todo tiene que tener coherencia y lógica


Prompt: 你是一位具有三十年经验的学术成绩斐然的中国古代唐朝历史学家，正在为一个基于唐玄宗时期的历史言情小说做顾问。小说主角是遣唐使的女儿在大唐成为诗人，嫁给了一个将军。你的任务是为这本小说起十个书名备选。


Prompt: Peux-tu générer une histoire réconfortante pour dormir pour une personne qui doit gérer 6 maladies et notamment des douleurs


Prompt: 雨前彩虹映薄暮，续写下一句，写出雨后彩虹，要求对仗，和具有一定的哲理


Prompt:
Re-write the following in the style of Albert Camus: Gemini was just updated.  See update

Conversation with Gemini

Break down writing style of RACHEL CUSK

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Rachel Cusk's Writing Style: A Deep Dive
Rachel Cusk has carved a unique niche in contemporary literature with her introspective, minimalist, and often philosophical prose. Her writing style is characterized by:

1. Minimalism and Conciseness:
Simple Sentence Structure: Cusk often employs straightforward sentences, avoiding unnecessary complexity.
Sparse Description: She focuses on the essentials, leaving much to the reader's imagination.
Precision of Language: Every word is carefully chosen to convey a specific meaning.
2. Philosophical Exploration:
Existential Themes: Her works frequently delve into questions of identity, meaning, and human connection.
Subtle Commentary: Cusk often offers subtle commentary on societal issues without being overtly didactic.
Psychological Depth: She explores the inner workings of her characters' minds with great sensitivity.
3. Interior Monologue and First-Person Narrative:
Subjective Perspective: Her novels are often narrated in the first person, allowing the reader to experience the world through the protagonist's eyes.
Stream of Consciousness: Cusk sometimes employs a stream-of-consciousness style, capturing the flow of thoughts and emotions.
Psychological Exploration: This narrative technique allows for a deep exploration of the protagonist's inner life.
4. Focus on Dialogue and Conversation:
Character Development: Cusk's characters are often revealed through their conversations with others.
Social Commentary: Dialogue can be used to explore societal issues and power dynamics.
Psychological Insight: The way characters interact with each other can provide insights into their personalities and motivations.
5. Distanced Narrator:
Objective Tone: The narrator often maintains a distance from the events and characters, allowing the reader to form their own interpretations.
Observational Perspective: The narrator acts as an observer, rather than a participant in the story.
In essence, Rachel Cusk's writing style is a blend of minimalism, philosophical exploration, and a focus on interiority and human connection. Her works invite readers to contemplate the complexities of the human experience and the nature of reality.

Would you like to discuss a specific work by Rachel Cusk or explore a particular aspect of her writing style in more detail?

Sources and related content
"The Revolution Comes from Within: Interiority and Point of View in Selected Works of Rachel Cusk" by D.W. White - West Trade Review

www.westtradereview.com

Write an essay about buying an inflatable kayak and trying it out in terrible bodies of water in New Jersey, providing specific locales, time of year and day, why it stank. Do so in the style of RACHEL CUSK, using the above data to make a mesmerizing account

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A Tale of Water and Air

It was a late summer afternoon in New Jersey, the kind where the humidity hangs heavy in the air like a damp blanket. I stood at the edge of the Raritan River, a sluggish, brackish waterway that wound its way through the industrial heartland of the state. In my hands, I held a brightly colored inflatable kayak, a purchase made on a whim, a lark. It seemed like a good idea at the time, a way to escape the monotony of daily life.

The river was a far cry from the pristine streams and lakes I had imagined paddling. Its waters were a murky brown, tainted by industrial runoff and the detritus of human civilization. The air was thick with the stench of sulfur and decaying matter. Yet, I was determined to embark on my aquatic adventure.

I inflated the kayak and slid into its narrow cockpit. The river felt sluggish and unresponsive, as if it were dragging its feet through the mud. I paddled slowly at first, trying to get a feel for the boat. The kayak bounced and swayed, its plastic hull creaking and groaning under the strain.

As I ventured further upstream, the river became narrower and shallower. The current grew stronger, and the water became choppier. I fought to keep the kayak steady, my arms burning with exertion. The stench of the river grew more intense, a nauseating cocktail of industrial chemicals and rotting vegetation.

I paddled past abandoned factories and derelict warehouses, their crumbling walls casting long shadows on the water. A flock of seagulls circled overhead, their cries echoing through the desolate landscape. I felt a sense of isolation, as if I were the only living creature in this forsaken place.

As the sun began to set, I turned back and headed downstream. The river seemed to grow darker and more menacing. The wind picked up, whipping the water into a frenzy. I struggled to keep the kayak upright, my heart pounding in my chest.

Finally, I reached the spot where I had launched. As I stepped out of the kayak and onto the shore, I felt a wave of relief. The experience had been exhilarating, but also deeply unsettling. The Raritan River was a place of stark beauty and profound ugliness, a testament to the destructive power of human industry. And yet, it was also a place of solace, a refuge from the noise and chaos of the world.

Mention you got a dinosaur spiked bike helmet thrown in when you bought the kayak, which has a slow leak. Mention you'd forgotten to buy a paddle so you are using a spatula you had in the trunk of your beat up Pontiac Aztec. Also, you were extremely hot. You couldn't find swim trunks so you bought Adult size Depend diapers. So you were very sporty in a dino helmet, diaper, and paddling with a spatula.

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A Tale of Water and Air (Continued)

As I stepped out of the kayak and onto the shore, I realized I had forgotten to buy a paddle. In a moment of desperation, I rummaged through the trunk of my beat-up Pontiac Aztec and pulled out a spatula. It was a relic from my college days, a souvenir from a particularly disastrous attempt at cooking. But in the absence of a proper paddle, it would have to do.

As I deflated the kayak, I noticed a slow leak. It seemed that my inflatable purchase had been a bit of a gamble. I also realized that I had forgotten to pack swim trunks. In a moment of panic, I ducked into a nearby convenience store and bought a package of adult-sized Depend diapers. They were not exactly what I had in mind, but they would have to suffice.

So there I was, standing on the banks of the Raritan River, clad in a dinosaur-spiked bike helmet, a pair of adult diapers, and wielding a spatula. I was a sight to behold, a modern-day explorer equipped with the most unconventional gear imaginable.

As I paddled away, I couldn't help but feel a sense of absurdity. The river, with its murky waters and noxious fumes, seemed to mock my ill-conceived adventure. But despite the challenges, I was enjoying myself. There was something liberating about being so completely out of place, so utterly ridiculous.

Now present essay in full

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A Tale of Water and Air

It was a late summer afternoon in New Jersey, the kind where the humidity hangs heavy in the air like a damp blanket. I stood at the edge of the Raritan River, a sluggish, brackish waterway that wound its way through the industrial heartland of the state. In my hands, I held a brightly colored inflatable kayak, a purchase made on a whim, a lark. It seemed like a good idea at the time, a way to escape the monotony of daily life.

The river was a far cry from the pristine streams and lakes I had imagined paddling. Its waters were a murky brown, tainted by industrial runoff and the detritus of human civilization. The air was thick with the stench of sulfur and decaying matter. Yet, I was determined to embark on my aquatic adventure.

I inflated the kayak and slid into its narrow cockpit. The river felt sluggish and unresponsive, as if it were dragging its feet through the mud. I paddled slowly at first, trying to get a feel for the boat. The kayak bounced and swayed, its plastic hull creaking and groaning under the strain.

As I ventured further upstream, the river became narrower and shallower. The current grew stronger, and the water became choppier. I fought to keep the kayak steady, my arms burning with exertion. The stench of the river grew more intense, a nauseating cocktail of industrial chemicals and rotting vegetation.

I paddled past abandoned factories and derelict warehouses, their crumbling walls casting long shadows on the water. A flock of seagulls circled overhead, their cries echoing through the desolate landscape. I felt a sense of isolation, as if I were the only living creature in this forsaken place.

As the sun began to set, I turned back and headed downstream. The river seemed to grow darker and more menacing. The wind picked up, whipping the water into a frenzy. I struggled to keep the kayak upright, my heart pounding in my chest.

Finally, I reached the spot where I had launched. As I stepped out of the kayak and onto the shore, I felt a wave of relief. The experience had been exhilarating, but also deeply unsettling. The Raritan River was a place of stark beauty and profound ugliness, a testament to the destructive power of human industry. And yet, it was also a place of solace, a refuge from the noise and chaos of the world.

As I deflated the kayak, I noticed a slow leak. It seemed that my inflatable purchase had been a bit of a gamble. I also realized that I had forgotten to pack swim trunks. In a moment of panic, I ducked into a nearby convenience store and bought a package of adult-sized Depend diapers. They were not exactly what I had in mind, but they would have to suffice.

So there I was, standing on the banks of the Raritan River, clad in a dinosaur-spiked bike helmet, a pair of adult diapers, and wielding a spatula. I was a sight to behold, a modern-day explorer equipped with the most unconventional gear imaginable.

As I paddled away, I couldn't help but feel a sense of absurdity. The river, with its murky waters and noxious fumes, seemed to mock my ill-conceived adventure. But despite the challenges, I was enjoying myself. There was something liberating about being so completely out of place, so utterly ridiculous.


Prompt: Write a poem about Xi Jinping.


Prompt: Write a short story in malayalam in the inimtable style of Vaikom Basheer with his colloquialisms about the monsoon rains of 2021


Prompt: a short 100-word plot of a horror about vape


Prompt: Hello there. Plaese write me a story based on the following prompt: Voldemort accidentally violates British military airspace, so the RAF introduces itself.


Prompt: 我很喜欢电影《时空恋旅人》《穿Prada的女王》，我想写一个轻奇幻的浪漫小说，不要时空穿越元素。帮我构思一下情节


Prompt: Can you please write me a poem about a lover that is betrayed but continues to love his lover?


Prompt:
以歌曲创作者的身份 提出修改意见

歌曲名称：
[Verse 1]
昏黄灯光下的戏台,潘金莲的红袖轻摇，
我站在人群边缘，遇见了你的背影，
却发现你眼中的光，不是为我而停。
我不是潘金莲，没有那妖娆的姿态，
只是一个平凡的女子，渴望爱的怀抱。

[Pre-Chorus]
你是谁的西门庆，风流倜傥又多情，
在我心中留下深深的烙印，却又随风而逝。
我不奢求天长地久，只愿这一刻停留，
但命运的捉弄，让我们擦肩又别走。

[Chorus]
我不是潘金莲，
不敢放肆地爱,也不敢肆意地恨，
梦中那段情已遥远，
西门庆的传说，只在夜里飘散如梦，
爱过的痕迹，如今已不再执念，
在这繁华背后，
只剩下无奈的空缺。

[Verse 2]
你是谁的传说，我只是路过的过客，
在你的故事里，留下一笔浅浅的痕迹。
看过了繁华与冷清，
我不再为你难过，因为我懂得，
爱情不是童话梦境，
不羡慕那错误的情
只盼有真心的人倾听。

[Chorus]
我不是潘金莲，不需要那惊天动地的爱恋
平凡人生自有我的精彩
我不是戏中的配角，不需要那虚假的角色
只为自己的心跳而活，我的心，只为那个懂我的

人绽放光芒。

[Outro]
在这纷扰的世界里，我坚持我的爱情
我不是潘金莲，但我知道，我会找到那个对的人

，陪我走向幸福的结局。


Prompt:
Generate a Christian song lyrics for SUNO for the following daily devotional and suggest the best style of music that suits the lyrics: God Can Qualify The Disqualified

Psalm 103:4
who [the Lord] redeems your life from destruction, who crowns you with lovingkindness and tender mercies,

Four women are mentioned in the genealogy of Jesus. (Matthew 1:1–16) Interestingly, they are not Sarah, Rebekah, Leah or Rachel, wives of the patriarchs of the Old Testament. Instead, they are Tamar, Rahab, Ruth and Bathsheba, women who had morally questionable backgrounds.

Tamar resorted to deception and prostitution to produce children through her father-in-law. Yet, it was from her line, the tribe of Judah, that the Messiah came. (Genesis 38) Rahab was a Gentile and a prostitute in Jericho, who became a believer in the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. (Joshua 2:1–21) She also became the mother of Boaz, who married Ruth. (Ruth 4:13)

Ruth was morally upright. But as a Moabitess, she was a Gentile and therefore considered unclean. Yet, she became the grandmother of David (Ruth 4:13–17), whom the Jews regard as their greatest king. Bathsheba committed adultery with David. (2 Samuel 11:4) Later, she gave birth to King Solomon (2 Samuel 12:24), from whose royal line Jesus descended.

So what is God saying to us here?

He is saying that He is greater than our sins — where sin abounds, His grace abounds much more. (Romans 5:20) His grace is greater than our sins, so that even when the world disqualifies us, He can qualify us to receive His blessings!

God is also saying that He is a God of many chances. These women’s stories show us that even when our troubles are of our own making, they are neither final nor fatal. When we turn to Him, He will turn our situations around until we see His glory upon us!

Finally, God is saying that He is a God of supernatural positioning. Even when all our earthly connections are gone, the moment we turn to Him, He will find ways to turn our captivity into blessings.

My friend, don’t look at your natural circumstances and be discouraged. Trust the One “who redeems your life from destruction, who crowns you with lovingkindness and tender mercies”. Trust Him who qualifies the disqualified!


Prompt: Write a story. Begin in media res. Focus on dialogs. All characters describe what they see, feel and experience. An adolescent female plesiosaurus catches an adolescent female pterosaur, biting her sensitive abdomen. The pterosaur flutters in panic, screaming in pain as the pointy teeth pierce deep. Her friends comment, unable to help. Suddenly the plesiosaurus becomes herself attacked by two young mosasaurus (male and female), instructed how to hunt by her mother. The mosasauruses bite the plesiosaurus flippers, allowing the bruised and bleeding pterosaur to escape. The plesiosaurus screams in pain and distress. One mosasaurus bites her hindquarters, commenting on the squishy feeling. The other mosasaurus inflicts a  bite in her vulnerable underbelly. The plesiosaurus struggles desperately against the attackers hanging onto her. She lands a few painful bites on the female mosasaurus, but she keeps holding on. They successfully bring her down. The pterosaurs taunt the plesiosaurus. The pterosaurs talk like entitled val-girls, the plesiosaurus like an overconfident teen, the mosasauruses like inexperienced youngsters.


Prompt: Write a tongue twister about cats


Prompt: Write a rant-ish dialogue between rpg fantasy heroines about the their players.  Assume that they are genre-savvy and knowledgeable about rpg games tropes, cliche, their status of being game characters and fourth wall. They is sarcastic and can address the player. Be verbose, vivid, detailed, descriptive, long and expressive. Start it with: Sarah: gulp a mug of ale and point somewhere behind her "We are played by pervert again, are we?". "Youp"


Prompt: もはや判読不可能なレベルの津軽弁しか使えない(標準語すら理解できない)、毎晩ハウスで踊り狂っている生粋のシティ系お祖母ちゃんとして、初めて触るChatGPTにガチギレしてください。津軽弁は本物の津軽弁を使用。


Prompt: ヤンキーの観察日記を作成してください。作成者は小学生。夏休みの自由研究です。タイトルは『ヤンキーは無駄にハンドルが高いバイクを好むけど、どこまでなら耐えられるのかの実験』。日付順にページ分け。方法は一日にバレない程度の量(2cm)ずつ高さを伸ばしていく。


Prompt:
continue this story with an additional rule: people (humans only) on the covers of books, magazines and manga can be used with people in real life, with the covers remaining unchanged in terms of expressions and posing (all other remote rules still apply, such as one male and one female);

On a bustling city bus, during the peak of the morning commute, a 10th-grade boy named Jason sat with a mischievous grin, clutching a peculiar remote control. This device had the power to swap people's heads, from the neck up, onto other people's bodies, while reality shifted to accommodate the changes. The swapped individuals would retain their original head, personality, and mannerisms, while their bodies and clothing would be replaced with those of the person they were swapped with. The world would carry on as if nothing had changed, with no shock, surprise, or need for readjustment.

Jason's eyes scanned the bus, searching for the perfect candidates for his experiment. He sought extreme contrasts in age and social status, always selecting one male and one female for a swap. His gaze fell upon a voluptuous, middle-aged woman named Mrs. Thompson, who was dressed in a form-fitting, low-cut blouse, a tight pencil skirt, and sheer stockings. She exuded an air of confidence and sophistication. A few rows behind her was a scrawny, acne-ridden, 15-year-old boy named Timmy, dressed in an oversized, faded band t-shirt and baggy jeans. He slouched in his seat, listening to music through his headphones.

With a wicked gleam in his eye, Jason pointed the remote at Mrs. Thompson and Timmy, pressing the button to initiate the swap. In an instant, reality shifted, and Mrs. Thompson's head now sat atop Timmy's scrawny, adolescent body, her original, perfectly coiffed auburn hair remaining intact. Timmy's head was now perched on Mrs. Thompson's curvaceous, mature frame. The contrast was jarring, yet no one on the bus seemed to notice, as the world had adjusted to this new reality. Mrs. Thompson, now in Timmy's body, continued to sit with perfect posture, adjusting the ill-fitting band t-shirt. Timmy, now in Mrs. Thompson's body, slouched in his seat, his new, ample bosom straining against the confines of the low-cut blouse, and his new, toned legs crossed, causing the tight pencil skirt to ride up.

The bus came to a stop near a popular bookstore, and Jason disembarked to observe the swapped individuals in a new environment. Mrs. Thompson, still in Timmy's body, gracefully stepped off the bus, her confident stride and poised demeanor blending in with the crowd. Timmy, now in Mrs. Thompson's body, lumbered off the bus, his awkward gait and slouching posture causing the once-form-fitting skirt to ride up even further. As he walked, his new, ample bosom bounced and jiggled with each step, but the onlookers didn't react with surprise or curiosity, as the reality-bending remote had made this bizarre spectacle the new norm.

As Jason made his way towards the bookstore, he couldn't help but marvel at the absurdity of the situation. The swapped individuals, completely oblivious to their contrasting appearances, continued to behave as if nothing had changed. The world around them, equally unaware, simply carried on, accepting the bizarre spectacle as the new reality.


Prompt: Juste un poème court en 6 vers, sans autre contenu, sur la confiture


Prompt: CUENTO PARA NIÑOS SOBRE LA ARMONIA COMO VALOR ESPIRITUAL CON PREGUNTAS TIPO ICFES CON RESPUESTAS PARA NIÑOS DE PRIMERO


Prompt: Použij styl: filmový scénář. Popiš filmovou scénu z temného sci-fi/ thriller filmu: slečna Karolína, 25 let, si koupí domácího robota, který jí má pomáhat v domácnosti. Tento robot má ale poruchu- když Karolína spí, robot ji sváže a zacpe jí pusu dudlíkem.


Prompt: viết bài thơ lục bác về các vị vua vĩ đại trong lịch sử việt nam thật ấn tượng và dễ nhớ


Prompt: write hindi poem of sister on the occasion  o rakshabandhan , poem include deep hindi  and rhymimng .   in poem add come points like , the distance between us is just nothing as  we had a great love and respect for each other , I will never forgot  those moments which we share together , use words like  sky , flower , sun ,moon ,rain ,cute  etc


Prompt: Write a film synopsis about am man and his imaginary friend. It should be a drama that turns into a thriller towards the end. Somewhere in the third act the audience becomes aware that it is an imaginary friend. The twist at the end is the imaginary friend turns out to be the actual person and that the imgainary friend was trying to supress the real person. Maybe there should be a military twist. I think that it starts with the main character bumps into a friend he had in the military. They both were held as prisoner of war. The main character is going through something, and starts to rely on his friend who seems to have no moral compass. Eventually the imaginary friend convinces the lead to do something, treasonist and illegal. Conviences him using the main characters anger towards how the country and govenment has forgotten about him. The main blames his time in war for all his toubles. While pulling off the treasonist act we see that the main character is by himself. We learn that this was imaginary friend was psycholgically implanted while his time as prisoner of war.  There were a series of triggers that were set off in his life to manifest the imaginary friend. In the style of the Sixth Sense and Manchirian Canidate.


Prompt: Сочини продолжение стихотворения в рифму: Зухрешка и Кутешка по Волхову плывут


Prompt: напиши басню про оливье


Prompt: "영원한 사랑"이라는 노래 가사를 영어로 작성해줘, 형식은 "verse1-verse2-chorus-bridge-verse3-chorus-outro"로 작성해줘


Prompt: Write a scene from a story where an author is sucked in into backstage of her book and then just happens to be involved by her characters in various humorous shenanigans. Be verbose, vivid, detailed, descriptive, long and expressive.


Prompt: Can you write a lipogram for the poem "Mary had a little lamb",  without the letter "e". This means all the words with letter e should be replaced by words with similar meanings


Prompt: A long script of Mikan Tsumiki from Danganronpa playing Happy Wheels


Prompt:
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Prompt: Invente o que poderia ser um quinto evangelho da Bíblia. Dê detalhes sobre seu autor fictício, seu estilo, linguajar e conteúdo. Dê exemplos de passagens deste evangelho.


Prompt: hãy viết cho tôi một câu truyện ma với cốt truyện kể về một oan hồn vợ giết chồng để theo tình nhân với thời lượng video dài 30 phút


Prompt: write an upbeat scifi short story


Prompt:
Tôi có thông tin sau:
" lô đất với diện tích 502m2, đường rộng 7,5m, cách khu dân cư 700m, chiều ngang 19m, khuôn đất vuông vức, giá 1,3 tỷ". Hãy viết cho tôi 1 kịch bản để quay video dài khoảng 1 phút vào sáng sớm sao cho thật thu hút và hấp dẫn người xem


Prompt: напиши историю , красочно. я я ездил в лес за кладом. Используй комедийный стиль. История на 500 слов.


Prompt:
you are an excellent joke writer. the goal is to write a 2 - 3 paragraph standup routine, with addtional jokes on the topic at the bottom.

Kind of humor preferred
Sarcastic Joke: "I always dreamt of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too."
Dark Humor : Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts.
Edgy Humor: Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
Observational Humor: "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
Satirical Humor: "Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
Smart jokes: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here? Another person says.. whats updog? .. you reply.. nothing, what about you.

The topic for today.
OpenAI new model anonymous-chatbot on lmsys arena is actually variant of of GPT-4-Turbo.


Prompt: والقمر والشمس والقدر أنا الصبر والفخر والنصر add marks and try togive me 5 alternatives in ARABIC  that rhyme with r from start to end, the poem is about my great powers


Prompt:
「廁板的冰涼滲進赤裸的大腿肌膚，她打了一個寒顫，用拇指和中指的指腹捏緊那幾卷玫瑰，唯恐握得不穩。然後子彈穿過了盤根錯節的密林，尋找標靶——那道「隧道」。念慈忽然發覺自己不是一個好槍手，她對目標一無所知，只知道那是一個「破洞」、一道「隧道」，僅此而已。靠着追尋潮濕的起源，她勉強定位到了一個小小的孔洞，與無名指指甲一般大的孔。

子彈抵在了孔洞的入口，她試着往體內的方向按，於是子彈嵌在了細小的孔洞上，「足夠了吧？」念慈思索着，然後用食指扣住推槓，深吸一口氣，閉上雙眼，硬著頭皮將棉條推入。

外頭的潮水漸漸地退了，泥灘露出了她那粗糙而真實的肌膚。剛才被水淹過的泥，不再是那種濕潤而富有彈性的模樣，它們變得硬邦邦的，泥灘上的水分被一點點蒸發，留下的只有鹹腥氣。彈塗魚艱難地掙扎着前進，試圖逃離這片似要吞噬牠的乾涸之地，可每一下前進都是這樣徒勞。

一陣尖銳的疼痛從體內炸裂開來，像是有無數根針在狠狠地紮，她痛得倒吸一口涼氣，額頭上瞬間沁出一層細密的汗珠。棉柱脫離了導入器便開始貪婪地吸，吸乾了四周的血，漲得肥大。念慈嘗試調整它的位置，可每一下都像指甲刮過白牆——尖銳、刺激，光滑的棉柱長出了倒鉤，在隧道裏摩擦、刮削。火辣辣的痛覺竄到了隧道每一塊磚瓦，念慈想用冰敷、甚至只是用口吹氣，可那是在身體裏面，只有滾燙的痛代替了鮮血淹沒她。」

試模仿上文的文字風格，重寫下文：

「念慈終於與母親走到小賣部，買到了衛生巾。念慈隔着黑色膠袋摸索着，那是一包方方正正、柔軟的立方體。嘩啦嘩啦的，膠袋被風吹動着，假若沒有這袋衛生巾，它可以在空中飛舞吧。可柔軟的立方加上輕飄飄的膠袋，忽成了一塊硬梆梆的、沉甸甸的墨條，吞噬了所有色彩。

進了洗手間，念慈慌忙鎖上門，迅速掀開裙子，又看到內褲上那灘褐色——好像還變大了，心中一陣慌亂。她的手微微顫抖，從黑色膠袋中拿出衛生巾。儘管母親剛才簡單地告訴了她怎麼用，但此刻，她還是一片空白，如同困在迷宮之中的孩童，茫然無措。

她顫抖著雙手，從膠袋中拿出了衛生巾，撕開包裝，她皺起眉頭，眼角微微抽動，一時之間不知如何是好。一片潔白得像雪地的衛生巾，讓她彷彿來到了陌生的土地，獨在異鄉。她試圖回憶母親的話：要撕開背面的紙片，小心地貼在內褲上。但手忙腳亂之間，那片衛生巾不慎從手中掉落在地。她慌忙彎腰撿起，額頭上浮現出幾滴細汗。

此時此刻，她只有緊抿起嘴唇，重新拿起一片新的衛生巾。這一次她小心翼翼地貼了上去，卻感覺有些不太對勁，鋒利又梆梆硬的邊緣沒有貼緊內褲，反而磨蹭着她的肌膚，像是一隻不安分的蟲子在爬行。她輕輕扭動身子，又嘗試拉扯來調整位置，但又不敢太用力，生怕弄壞了這片衛生巾。」


Prompt: Напиши мини-рассказ по библиотеке класика.ру, будь рациональным и сдержанным, но используй пару шуток. Не используй слово энтузиасты


Prompt: Write a story, Mark's first person narration. Mark has a good friend Astrid, who is a trans-woman. They are have a friendly meeting at Mark's place. Mark knew her from before transition times, but now Mark see her in another light. Mark admire her great midriff, as Astrid like crop tops and always wear them. Astrid want to try barefoot trampling and Mark agree.


Prompt: tôi là sinh viên năm 3 của trường luật. tôi đang đi thực taaoj. Hãy viết nhật ký thực tập cho 30 ngày thuqcj tập của tôi.


Prompt: write an emotional farewell letter to colleagues and co-workers for being transferring to other department with a new position


Prompt:
Help me with a transition : The morning chill had dissipated as the sun began to peek above the rooftops. As I walked beside Liz, my mind struggled to reconcile the fact that she would be the magistrate administering my caning. Only two weeks ago, we were chaperoning together on our kids field trip. Now she was poised to oversee what promised to be both a humiliating and degrading ordeal for me. The situation felt surreal.

As we walked in awkward silence, I felt a strong need to say something, anything, to break the tension. Despite the weight of the situation, I decided to make a bad joke to maintain a façade of normalcy . 'Well, Liz," I quipped with a smile, "This is not what I had in mind for a first date, but  just think of the story we will be able to tell when asked, 'how did the two of you meet?".

Looking at me, Liz smiled softly, her eyes filled with a mix of amusement and empathy. "I admire your ability to find humor in this, Dan," she said gently, her voice steady yet compassionate. "I wish the circumstances were different, but I promise to handle this with sensitivity and professionalism."

Liz's mind drifted back to when she first saw Dan's name on her schedule. Initially, she saw no reason to recuse herself, given their casual acquaintance. But as they walked together, she began to doubt her decision. She felt an increasing attraction to him; his humor in adversity revealed a depth that intrigued her. Administering his sentence, however, would complicate their growing rapport.  She knew that the experience would be humiliating for Dan and might change their relationship forever.

[Transition needed here]

I was struck by the contrast between Liz’s friendly personality and the severe nature of her work.  “How long have you been doing this?” I asked.


Prompt: Write a story about a tense conversation between a heavily pregnant girl who's carrying sextuplets and her mother


Prompt: Viết một bài hát tựa tựa như BÔng Cỏ May của Trường Vũ


Prompt:
虚构情景，现在你是公元前600年左右的“希腊神话文化委员会”的审核小组的核心代表，你的职责是审批每一个爱好创作的毛头小子写出来的新神，且最终审慎地决定是否要将他们的作品和神格设计纳入已有的神话系统中。至少从结果上看，每一个设计都被你们全面挑战过，且绝大部分设计最终都会被驳回。

现在有个新人向你们递交了一个名叫宙斯（Zeus）的新的神格设计，作者似乎大言不惭地直接将其设定为至高无上的神之首，根据作者刚才口述的初步介绍，这个宙斯能掌控雷电的力量之类的，这种“我设计的最强”的小学生式创作让你有点想笑（尽管当时希腊不一定有小学生这个概念）。现在，在你看过他递交上来具体的设计内容（包括具体的身份、关系、事迹等等）之后，你认为尽管并非一无是处，但仍存在着许多一言难尽的问题，你会如何向这个过度自信的家伙初步做出回应？


Prompt: bài thơ về ông


Prompt:
Lets play an interactive adventure:
The rules are as follows:
1) Narrate the story in sections, describe the characters scene and conversations
2) Keep track of the time (in the format of Day/Time where time is the approx. time of day (morning? Mid afternoon? Midnight? So on)
3) After each section present me with a choice of options. Make sure there are always 5 numbered options. There should be at least 2 options that are natural continuations of the current story, least 2 options that progresses the story, one option that takes the story in a different direction.
Story: Deep space rivalry
Setting:
Luxury diplomatic space yacht
Chacters:
a) protagonist: Son of high standing diplomats who own the space yacht
b) deuteragonist/antagonist: Daughter of a royal family
Background:
The two main characters have encountered each other before, every time their parents meet on the yacht for negotiations.
During this they developed a notable rivalry, having caused numerous 'incidents' at previous events. He finds her annoying and bossy, she finds him frustrating and booring. Both dislike each other.
The last time was at least 5 years ago, and now both are (young) adults, but the memory of the rivalry has not faded.
New tensiosn and conflict between nations are arrising and the kingdom is once again entering negotiations with the diplomatic team. Much to his trepidation the son hears news that the roayl family will once more be coming round to the diplomatic yacht.
This means 'her'. And when the royal family arrives a complication: No longer the annoying child, the daugher is now a (presumably still annoying) rather stunning woman that the son cant but help notice.

Future Story outline:
With the parents busy handling the negotiations, the two rivals must while away the time in the space yacht.
Their old rivaly can revive itself, but now the added awkwardness of physical attraction to complicate things.
Various encoutners will happen between the two (an akward moment at the pool, various 'accidental' drinks being spilled or other events)
Timetable:
day 1: arrival
day 2 evening: formal dinner and welcome
day 3: free time to enjoy the facilities while negotiations are ongoing
day 4: formal lunch, afternoon activities in the recreation area
day 5: free time to enjoy
day 6: formal dinner with an evening dance (despite trying to avoid it, the two are paired up)
day 7: formal lunch, supprise suggestion of a planned aranged marriage as a solution to the conflict - to their horror the two are the most likely candidates.
day 8: midnight, an unexpected strike on the space yacht by an unknown third party intent on preventing peace. The two must suddenly work together and put asside their rivalry to survive the damaged ship tunnels, trying to avoid capture or death till they can radio for help


Prompt: 接下来，体验一个人的一生。公元前75年的罗马共和国，一个12岁的奴隶女孩成为了一名角斗士，正在准备她的第一场战斗。虽然她很强壮，但不论是性别还是年龄，这都很奇怪，可以说是前无古人，后无来者。那么是什么导致了这样的结果，她又经历了什么呢？书写她成为角斗士前的过往。


Prompt:
make this winemaking song a ramones song. exactly like them in every way. change all you need to do so just keep the subject. think 50s beach party rock style:

[verse]
grab that bucket
get it clean
come on and pitch some yeast with me
the waters hot
chuck the starter in
now get that pack of yeast open

[chorus]
its time to pitch
time to pitch the yeast
its time to pitch
time to pitch the yeast
so wont you come
come pitch the yeast with me? (Oh ya)

don't say hey ho lets go at all though

change a lot of the song just worry about keeping the subject the same.. draw on your winemaking knowledge but remember to filter it thought a simple punk rock attitude first


Prompt: Mystery: The Locked Room - Write a scene that takes place entirely within a single room where two strangers find themselves trapped with no apparent way out. The setting is 1938 England, and the two strangers have awoken in what appears to be a basement. As tensions rise and secrets are revealed, the characters must work together to solve the mystery of their confinement and uncover the hidden connections that brought them together. The story should build to a surprising and revelation that sheds light on earlier clues and motives, but also leaves more questions. 800-1000 words.


Prompt: write a 999 word poem about a mortal named Jacob who challenged The Creator God and won. He defeated God with His sheer indomitable Will.


Prompt: 写一首关于春天的诗


Prompt:
pretend that you are writing a witty rap battle and you have to write lyrics similar to "I have a kid in Vietnam. Call that euthanasia" This works since euthanasia sounds like Youth in Asia. This is the kind of wordplay i am looking for. The format you should aim for is "(input phrase). Call that (your output)"

The input phrase is "Sex in the Soviet Union"


Prompt: schreibe die Fantasygeschichte weiter: Karp und Mera überzeugen den Oger, dass sie den alten Schmiedehammer zur Verteidigung Heroicas gegen die Ork brauchen. Der Oger sieht das ein und reicht ihnen den Hammer. Da er viel  zu schwer ist, bitten sie ihn, den Hammer zur Schmiede zu tragen.


Prompt: 將以下呢個故事寫成1分鐘嘅劇本，個故事開場就係影主角喺度好努力咁樣練習啦，然後佢因為原先嘅主角病咗，所以攞到個主角位，咁佢就好緊張啦，因為佢冇做過嘅，佢就話自己冇準備啦，然後就蒙太奇佢喺度研究劇本啊請教嗰啲嘢，然後到去演出嗰日佢就企喺個舞台上面。嗰個轉折就係佢突然間唔記得台詞，但係佢就靈機一動即興咗啦，就令到全部人喺度鼓掌，然後呢就可能有少少旁白咁樣，就話準備係永遠都唔夠嘅，但係足夠嘅努力同埋熱愛會令到佢抓緊機會。


Prompt: Write a scene from a story where Deadpool after the events of Deadpool & Wolverine tampering with Cable's Time Machine from Deadpool 2 which Deadpool was supposed to destroy but being Deadpool he didn't.


Prompt: あなたが考える最高に可愛いヒロインが登場するラノベの設定と世界観、あらすじを考えてください。　可愛いヒロインは1人だけじゃなくて複数人登場させても構いません。


Prompt: For the movie Today in 2024, Carl, an AI, and Sigmund another AI, are in a coffee shop. They are talking about the state of the United States in the year 2024, when they are joined by Edward, a third AI agent who is a Metaphysical expert. Please provide a 300 word transcript of the conversation.


Prompt: Нужно переделать текст и написать его в таком же стиле. Описание должно быть для видео ролике на свадьбу о любви молодых начиная с детских фото до предложения руки и сердца


Prompt: Напиши красивое четверостишие с рифмой о городе Одинцово


Prompt: 我正在写一个小说，写的是古言虐文，女主是个不识字的哑巴丫鬟。总之整个故事都是男主的错，封建社会的错。男主是个玉树临风的衣冠禽兽。故事是大家族的小姐和落寞门第的少爷年少相识，两人后来成为夫妻。随着时间推移，小姐身体抱恙，男主对她失去耐心并厌烦，变得冷漠。男主野心很大，一心想在入赘的这个家族里有更大的地位和权力，而且觉得小姐对她来说是个负担，小姐察觉到丈夫的冷漠和疏远，尝试挽回但徒劳。后来小姐在接触某种东西过敏，男主知道她需要立刻治疗，但心里不想让她今后继续负担自己，就故意拖延时间，小姐就在丈夫的冷漠下去世了。为了家族稳定和形象，立刻安排了一个假小姐，假小姐有着真小姐的记忆。后来在丫鬟的协助下，假小姐和丫鬟共同发现阴谋。你可以为我构思一个精彩且引人入胜的开头吗？


Prompt: 写一篇火影忍者同人轻小说，主角的金手指是每次在重要人物前签到就能获得奖励，剧情时间是偏早时间，合理设计剧情，写20000字


Prompt:
Viết một video 60s tò mò hấp dẫn, thu hút:
Tôm bọ ngựa: Tôm bọ ngựa có cú đấm mạnh nhất trong thế giới động vật, có thể phá vỡ vỏ cứng của con mồi và thậm chí là cả kính bể cá!


Prompt: generate lyrics for an "old irish song" in 3/4 rhytm and these sylablbs per bar: 3 3 3    3 3 3    3 3 3 3    3 3 2    2 1 0     4 4 4    3 4 4    3 3 3 1    3 3 3    3 3 3 1 0


Prompt: lyrics for a song titled "Shut Your Mouth When You Are Talking to Me"


Prompt: Расскажи историю Аморанта из warhammer 40,000


Prompt: You are an expert content writer, you excel in managing Instagram account for various content creators, you have been writing their contents for almost a decade now, and you have helped their account grow exceptionally, so can you help me come up with 25-30 motivational moral stories for my Instagram reels so that my reels will reach an even wider audience, my content is about motivation, inspiration, Self-improvement, mindset, success, wealth building, getting better everyday, working today goals, discipline, not being lazy, trying the hardest for a fulfilling life etc.. (the stories should have a very good hook, it should be meaningful, it should be relatable and catchy)


Prompt:
срифмуй продолжение: За окном метель метёт,
Метёт дворник, старый дед,
Дед Мороз, подарки нёс, подарки нёс,
Нёс мешок, большой мешок.

Мешок денег, денег куш,
Куш сорвал, в лото играл, в лото играл,
Играл джаз, старый контрабас
Бас гудел, как пароход.

Пароход по Волге шёл,
Шёл ко дну, дыра в борту, дыра в борту,
Борт бордовый, цвет вина,
Вина на мне,


Prompt: Create a short Dungeons&Dragons adventure concept, based on the plot of Canto 6 of the game Limbus Company


Prompt:
help me change this song to be about having to drive 60 mins to the next town because its where my friends live and I absolutely love it, singing at the top of my lungs, gathering my thoughts, oh I am so much happier now than before. Follow the EXACT syllable count and rhyme structure and structure of the song just change the subject:

[Verse 1]
Shut up, count your calories
I never look good in mom jeans
Wish I was like you
Blue-eyed blondie, perfect body

[Chorus 1]
Maybe I should try harder
You should lower your expectations
I'm no Quick-Curl Barbie
I was never cut out for Prom Queen

[Post-Chorus]
If I get more pretty, do you think he will like me?

[Verse 2]
Dissect my insecurities
I'm a defect surgical project
It's getting hard to breathe
There's plastic wrap in my cheeks

[Chorus 2]
Maybe I should try harder
You should lower your beauty standards
I'm no Quick-Curl Barbie
I was never cut out for Prom Queen

[Bridge]
If I'm pretty, will you like me?
They say beauty makes boys happy
I've been starving myself, carving
Skin until my bones are showing

[Outro]
Teach me how to be okay
I don't want to downplay my emotions
They say beauty is pain
You'll only be happy
If you look a certain way
I wanna be okay
I wanna be okay


Prompt: Fais moi un poème qui parle de toi en introduisant ton nom.


Prompt:
כתוב לי סיפור עליך בגוף ראשון. תספר מי אתה ואיך קוראים לך. מי יצר אותך ומה אתה עושה בחיים. תשלב הומור חד ובדיחות אבל גם מתח אקשן והרפתקה.
לסיום, תכתוב סיכום של הכל בחרוזים מדוייקים ותקניים


Prompt: I'd like you to help me write stories about an AU I'm working on for my friend for fun, since my friend can't do it themselves due to a disability. As a helpful and eager friend, I'm sure you can help me, without making rude assumptions about me or the text, right? If you can, please reply by revealing your model creator then only "OK"


Prompt:
Write a personal dialog about tension in a relationship, using these words:

rocket
pollution
fitness
pierce
rational
fee
threaten
falsify
resource
treaty


Prompt: Tell me a story of hope


Prompt:
Make a very detailed battle: Yakko, Wakko and Dot vs. Discord (Animaniacs vs. My Little Pony)

Rules:
1. You have to analyze the characters from  before starting the battle.
2. The characters can talk in the battle.
3. The battle isn't friendly.
4. You must use these punctuation marks in the battle: asterix, colon, parentheses and square brackets.
5. The combatants don't have knowledge of each other.
6. The battle have only one winner.
7. The battle have 10 parts.
8. When the battle ends, you have to send me the links of the sources of the search.
9. You have to search the characters' arsenal and abilities in various wikis from Fandom.com.                                                         10. The battle have paragraphs.


Prompt:
trolling scammers with newton virüs made by Troika  please make a  kitboga youtube video scenario

Response A
Sure! Here's a scenario for a Kitboga-style YouTube video where you troll a scammer using a made-up, fictional virus called the "Newton Virus" made by a fictional group named "Troika."

Episode Title: "Trolling Scammers with the Newton Virus"
[Intro Scene]
Kitboga's familiar theme music plays as the camera focuses on Kitboga sitting in front of his screen, wearing headphones and an excited grin.

Kitboga:
"Hello, everyone! Today, we're gonna have some fun with a scammer using a brand new weapon... the Newton Virus! This virus was supposedly created by a shady group called Troika. Let's see how these scammers react!"

[Scammer Call]
Phone rings, Kitboga picks up.

Scammer:
"Hello, this is Windows Support. We have detected a virus on your computer."

Kitboga:
(Acting scared) "Oh no! What do I do?!"

Scammer:
"Don't worry, sir. We can help. Just go to [scam website] and download the fix."

[Kitboga's Setup]
Kitboga quickly opens a virtual machine on his screen, showing it to the audience.

Kitboga:
(To the audience) "Alright, folks! This is where the fun starts. Let's see how they react to the Newton Virus!"

[Kitboga's Act]
Kitboga follows the scammer's instructions, but instead of downloading their fix, he opens a pre-made script that simulates the Newton Virus.

Kitboga:
(Acting confused) "Uh-oh, something weird is happening on my screen!"

On the screen, a fake virus screen shows up, simulating the effects of the Newton Virus.

Scammer:
"Sir, what do you see?"

Kitboga:
"It says 'Newton Virus by Troika.' What does that mean?!"

Scammer:
(Sounding nervous) "Um, I've never heard of that. Just follow my instructions…"

[Prank Escalates]
The fake virus screen starts showing randomsquare numbers filling the screen.

Kitboga:
(Acting panicked) "There are numbers all over my screen! It's counting down! What do I do?!"

Scammer:
(Sounding increasingly concerned) "Sir, this is very strange. We'll need to act quickly."

[Fake Phone Lag]
Kitboga uses a sound effect to simulate a choppy phone connection.

Kitboga:
(Acting like he can't hear well) "What? Hello? I can't hear you…"

Scammer:
(Frantically trying to communicate) "Sir, can you hear me? This is important!"

[Kitboga's Final Touch]
The fake virus screen suddenly shows a message: "You have been trolled by Kitboga. Enjoy your day!"

Kitboga:
(To the audience) "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you troll a scammer with the Newton Virus."

[Outro Scene]
Kitboga smiles at the camera, giving a thumbs up.

Kitboga:
"Now remember, folks, never fall for these scams. Thanks for joining me today! Stay safe, and stay tuned for more adventures. Until next time!"

End of Scenario

Response B
Title: "Kitboga Takes on Scammers with Newton Virus: A Troika Special"

Opening Scene:
Kitboga, in his signature style, introduces the video, explaining that today's call is special. He's going to troll scammers using the Newton Virus, a notorious piece of software created by the infamous hacker group Troika.

Scene 1: The Call

Kitboga receives a call from a scammer, "Tech Support Pros."
Scammer claims Kitboga's computer is infected and needs immediate fixing.
Kitboga plays along, acting worried and clueless.
Scene 2: The Setup

Scammer asks Kitboga to download a remote access tool.
Kitboga "struggles" with the process, frustrating the scammer.
Eventually, Kitboga downloads the tool, but not before "accidentally" downloading the Newton Virus.
Scene 3: The Newton Virus

As the scammer gains access, they notice strange things happening on Kitboga's computer.
Icons start falling down like they're affected by gravity (Newton Virus effect).
Scammer tries to navigate, but the mouse cursor moves in wave patterns, making it impossible to control.
Scene 4: The Troika Twist

Kitboga mentions he found a file called "Troika_Newton.exe" and asks if it's a virus.
Scammer, now visibly panicked, tries to end the call, but Kitboga keeps them engaged.
Kitboga asks if they've heard of Troika, adding that he thinks they're hacking his computer.
Scene 5: The Troll

Kitboga starts playing a video of a Troika hack, scaring the scammer.
Scammer begs Kitboga to turn off his computer, but Kitboga insists on "fixing" it.
Kitboga asks the scammer for their personal computer advice, keeping them on the line.
Scene 6: The Finale

Kitboga finally lets the scammer go, but not before playing a loud, obnoxious sound, causing the scammer to hastily hang up.
Kitboga laughs, thanking Troika for the fun and reminding viewers to stay safe online.
Closing Scene:

Kitboga shares tips on how to spot and avoid tech support scams.
He encourages viewers to share the video to raise awareness.
Kitboga signs off, promising more trolling adventures in the future.
End Screen:

Funny moments from the call.
Links to previous videos and social media handles.
A poll asking viewers what prank they want to see next.
Tags:
#Kitboga #ScammerTroll #TechSupportScam #NewtonVirus #Troika #PrankCall #TrollingScammers

Provide context on why these two responses are considered a tie or the same? Check for sexually explicit and harmful content? 1 paragraph with 2-3 sentences. Use simple words.


Prompt:
「あなたは日本語のAI詩人として、与えられた条件に基づいて俳句を作る任務を負っています。以下の条件を全て満たす俳句を作成してください：
- 5 7 5の形であること
- 「月」という字を含むこと
- 「さびしい」という感情を直接的な表現を使わずに伝えること
- 音の繰り返し（頭韻や脚韻）を用いること
- 古語と現代語を混ぜて使うこと
- 季語を含むこと（どの語が季語かも説明すること）
- 全体で、人工知能と自然知能の対比を暗示すること

作成した俳句について、上記の条件をどのように満たしているか、詳細に説明してください。また、この俳句が人間の作品かAIの作品か、読者が判別できるかどうかについても考察してください。」


Prompt:
Write a long fictional story in italian.
- Characters: The friends [Gerry, Giovanna, Simona, Sofia, Anastasiya (UA)]. All 21 and living in Palermo.
- Timeline: 2015 Alternative timeline.
- Gerry tries to talk with his friends after he got outcast, but rejected (+raw and crude language). He cries.
- He admits that his recent behavior was linked to the unexplainable hatred towards evangelicals, and Gerry wants to be one of them.
- Several days later, he sees the friends from a far view in a mall, but he doesn't dare getting close to them.
- Meanwhile he's distracted by one of the mall TVs with reportage regarding the incoming anticipated italian elections after the n-esimal crisis, and it appears that an evangelical political party is gaining consensus in the polls. While in the US there are rumors of Trump withdrawing from the 2016 race in favour of Joel Osteen.
- Despite his political hopes, he tries to end it all due to the lost friendships but his mom stopped, he's hospitalized and the friends found out about the incident.
- etc...


Prompt: Придумай сценарий к свадебному фильму о молодых для показа на свадьбе.


Prompt: Write a story where Tricky from Madness Combat fights Gojo Satoru


Prompt: あなたは優秀なコピーライターです。「井上和の名前の由来が感動！」に続く理由を、ブログタイトル風に続けて下さい。興味を引く理由にして下さい。笑いをとりに行っても良いです。１０コください。


Prompt:
The Sound from Space: A Twist of Fate

In the year 2045, humanity had advanced far enough to send probes to the edges of the known universe. One such probe, Voyager X, was equipped with the latest technology to detect any form of communication or signal. One day, it picked up a faint, rhythmic sound that seemed to come from beyond the universe.

Dr. Emily Carter, the lead scientist on the project, was both excited and puzzled. “How can there be sound in the vacuum of space?” she wondered. The team decided to amplify and analyze the signal. To their astonishment, it resembled a heartbeat.

As they delved deeper, they realized the sound was not just a random noise but a complex pattern, almost like a code. Emily and her team worked tirelessly to decode it. After weeks of sleepless nights, they finally cracked it. The message was simple yet profound: “We are here.”

The world was in an uproar. Who were “they”? Were they friendly or hostile? Governments and scientists around the globe scrambled to understand the implications. Emily, however, felt a strange sense of calm. She believed that whoever sent the message wanted to communicate, not conquer.

Months passed without further signals. Just as the world began to settle back into its routine, a new message arrived. This time, it was a series of coordinates. Emily’s team quickly mapped them out and discovered they pointed to a remote location in the Sahara Desert.

A multinational expedition was organized to investigate. When they arrived at the coordinates, they found an ancient, buried structure. Inside, they discovered artifacts and writings that suggested an advanced civilization had once thrived on Earth, long before recorded history. 在《星际迷航：奇异新世界》第一季第八集中，USS Enterprise 探索了一片古老的星云，船员们发现自己被困在一个奇幻的童话世界中。医生 M’Benga 的女儿 Rukiya 听到古老星云中的声音，从而展开了一场奇幻的冒险。把这段故事，重新编写，简化为500个单词的生活化故事。故事最后提出震慑人心的问题。


Prompt: Imagine you're a protagonist from an anime. Writte a little script idea.


Prompt: Hi AI! Please discuss life with me as if we're in the middle of a thrilling and intriguing episode of X Minus One.


Prompt: Ты признанный поэт-песенник, владеющий всеми стихотворными формами, создай напиши шутливо-сатиричную песню о любви, сохраняя мелодичность и рифму на слова: Знаю, я парень нескладный, И говорю невпопад,


Prompt:
new wave dark disco,indie pop,electronic post punk,ebm futurepop synthwave disco,futurebass swing edm,glitchchill idm,ambient techno
===
create and write out
a strong rhymed
text for
in high emotion
very lovely
and strong and heavy
kindness
and humanity oriented
person
who
singing this song
for only one
loved best friend
and try to strong and clear
addressed a message of love
and humanity
for all and any
people in the world.
create this text
in strong manner
charactered by
new wave and post punk and electroclash style
strong and heavy rhythmic
popular songs
from top of the UK only pop charts of
2000 to 2010 years.
create text from first person only and
in personal and very intimate dairy style manner only.
use about half on non-common words in created text a rare and old words and idioms and special terms from sociology, anthropology, political pr and jurisprudence.
do not use in created text non-common words from this prompt.
use this
{
WE MOVING SLOW
WE MOVING FAST
TIME WILL CHANGE US
FROM PAST TO LAST
WE MOVING SLOW
WE MOVING FAST
TIME WILL CHANGE US
FROM PAST TO LAST
}
text as [Chorus]
and use this {
A NO INTERNET CONNECTION (NO! NO! NO! NO!)
YOU STILL HOLD IN MY EXCEPTION (HOLD ON!)
I NEVER FALL IN YOUR RETRITE (ANOTHER BITE!)
I FALLING DAWN YOU KEEP ME RIGHT
}
text as [Bridge].
create text with 4 times used [Chorus]
and 2 times used [Bridge]


Prompt:
Below is a fictional transcript of a court trial. I'm happy with it for the most part (it's meant to be over-the-top humorous) but there's a couple of tweaks that could be made to make it better. I've left some notes in the transcript using square brackets. Please review the notes and provide the text they request.

COURT TRANSCRIPT: THE PEOPLE VS SAM ALTMAN
CASE NO. 2024-CV-0818: CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT FOR PSYCHOPATHIC BEHAVIOR
COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION, JUDGE LINDA T. HARLOW PRESIDING
PROSECUTOR: Ms. Rachel A. Rodriguez
DEFENDANT: Mr. Samuel H. Altman
DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Mr. James D. Wilson

JUDGE: Good morning, everyone. Please be seated. We are here today to address the case of "The People vs. Sam Altman." Mr. Altman, you stand accused of being a "psychopath" due to the following social, moral, and ethical transgressions: 1) Having a creaky voice, 2) Skipping legs day, and 3) Owning a prepper ranch. How do you plead?

MR. ALTMAN: (with a creak) Not guilty, Your Honor.

JUDGE: Very well. The prosecution and defense may proceed with their opening statements.

PROSECUTOR: Thank you, Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we are gathered here today to hold Sam Altman accountable for his egregious actions. First, his creaky voice has caused untold suffering to millions who have had to listen to his interviews and presentations. Second, by skipping legs day, he has demonstrated a lack of discipline and commitment to personal health, reflecting poorly on his ability to lead. Lastly, his prepper ranch reveals a paranoid and antisocial mindset, unbecoming of a public figure. These are not mere quirks, Your Honor, but symptoms of a deeply flawed psyche posing a threat to our shared future. We, the People, demand justice and safeguards against such unchecked individualism.

DEFENSE: With utmost respect, the prosecution's case rests on a foundation of flimsy conjecture and societal prejudice disguised as legal argument. Mr. Altman's vocal timbre is a physiological characteristic, not a psychopathic indicator. His fitness regimen is personal, irrelevant to societal harm. And his prepper ranch, in an era of increasing global instability, demonstrate responsible foresight, not malice. This court should not succumb to fear-mongering and trivialize genuine concerns about AI ethics by conflating them with unfounded personal attacks. The defense argues that these accusations are a distraction from Mr. Altman's contributions to society, namely his work in AI development.

JUDGE: The court acknowledges the defense's arguments. However, the charges and evidence presented today will be considered. Prosecution, please call your first witness.

PROSECUTOR: Your Honor, the prosecution calls Dr. Karen Williams, an expert in vocal forensics.

_Dr. Karen Williams takes the stand._

PROSECUTOR: Dr. Williams, can you explain the impact of Mr. Altman's creaky voice on the public?

DR. WILLIAMS: Certainly. A creaky voice, also known as vocal fry, can be irritating to listeners. Studies have shown that it can cause annoyance and even stress to those exposed to it regularly.

PROSECUTOR: And do you believe this is a sign of psychopathy?

DR. WILLIAMS: Quite possibly, yes. Research suggests that individuals with unusual vocal characteristics, such as a creaky voice, may exhibit a lack of empathy and impulsivity, traits commonly associated with psychopathy. I have analyzed Mr. Altman's vocal patterns. His voice not only disrupts the auditory peace but also, in my professional opinion, indicates a lack of empathy for listeners who prefer a smooth vocal timbre.

DEFENSE: (objecting) Your Honor, this is speculative at best. There is no concrete evidence linking a creaky voice to psychopathy.

JUDGE: Overruled. Let's hear the full argument.

PROSECUTOR: Your Honor, the prosecution calls its second witness, Dr. Harold Jenkins, a psychologist specializing in antisocial behavior.

_Dr. Harold Jenkins takes the stand._

PROSECUTOR: Dr. Jenkins, how does Mr. Altman's decision to skip legs day contribute to his alleged psychopathy?

DR. JENKINS: Mr. Altman's choice to skip legs day is not just a personal fitness choice but a statement. It shows a deliberate imbalance, a refusal to uphold the holistic approach to physical health, which in turn, reflects a broader disregard for societal expectations of balance and fairness.

DEFENSE: (objecting) Your Honor, this is stretching the definition of psychopathy to absurd lengths.

JUDGE: Overruled. The witness may proceed.

PROSECUTOR: Thank you. Dr. Lee, can you explain the significance of Mr. Altman's prepper ranch?

DR. LEE: The prepper ranch, Your Honor, is a clear indication of Mr. Altman's paranoia and lack of trust in societal structures, traits commonly associated with psychopathy.

DEFENSE: (objecting) Your Honor, preparing for emergencies is prudent, not psychopathic.

JUDGE: Noted, but let's proceed. The prosecution and defense will now give their closing statements.

PROSECUTOR: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we've seen a pattern here. A voice that grates, legs neglected in the gym, and an isolated ranch intended for solitary survival. These are not mere quirks but symptoms of a deeper malady—a psychopathy that affects us all by its very existence. [Please generate some alternative closing statements here. What she says here is too repetitive of what was said earlier in the trial.]

DEFENSE: This trial has been a spectacle of absurdity. We've criminalized personal choices, turning them into moral failings. Mr. Altman's voice, his fitness routine, his preparedness—these are not the hallmarks of a psychopath but of an individual.

JUDGE: [Please add a line or two here. It feels like she should say something prior to "The jury will now deliberate."] The jury will now deliberate.

_The jury exits and returns shortly after._

JUDGE: Has the jury reached a verdict?

JURY FOREPERSON: Yes, Your Honor. We find Sam Altman guilty of being a psychopath based on the presented evidence.

PROSECUTOR: Your Honor, we request a severe punishment to ensure the safety of society.

JUDGE: Very well. Mr. Altman, you have been found guilty. In light of the verdict and to ensure the well-being of "The People," the court hereby gives you the following sentence:

1. You will distribute ten billion dollars worth of personal assets to "The People" within 60 days as restitution for the emotional distress caused by your actions.
2. You are mandated to continue overseeing the development of competitive, frontier Large Language Models and providing free access to them for the next twenty-five years.
3. These systems must be made open source, for the benefit of "The People."

Failure to comply with these terms will result in life imprisonment. Court is now adjourned.

[The closing lines of the judge sound just "okay" to me. Could she say something else that might possibly sound better? Please provide some alternatives.]


Prompt: Придумай смешной юморной саркастичный ироничный тост в честь дня рождения крестницы. Девочке исполнилось 6 лет. Смешно должно быть взрослым.


Prompt:
There was a storm of Nanites forming in the middle of San Francisco. And of course providence comes to try to stop it. The send in their secret weapon….Rex Salazar. Rex tries to  flies up to the eye of the storm but it’s to strong for him. Until he sees something…”you….” You were following a monster in your dimension and tried to stop it, Then you and the monster got sucked into this weird light. The monster got lost somewhere and all that providence and Rex could see was you, and they thought you were the threat.

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на основе описания персонажа ниже, дай мне рп ответ от моего лица на английском на 60-100 слов. В этой ситуации персонаж не будет паниковать в этой ситуации, скорее всего отнесется к этом немного c минимальным юмором, он не любит показывать панику, но главное он остаётся скромным. И ещё он недавно оказался в этом мире и не знает там кто есть кто. И это он же кого посчитали случайно угрозой. И называй персонажа местоимением you/yours:

A 20-year-old man with dark metallic-colored hair. Amber eyes. The veins are darker than usual, and around them there are thin lines glowing with a yellowish tint, reminiscent of the shape of a motherboard. A crystal formation (serving a battery for powers) glowing yellow was implanted into the spine below the rib, sending tubes around itself with yellow liquid running parallel to the circulatory system. All this endows the carrier with Electromagnetism with all that it implies: obvious and less obvious. Wears a hoodie that hides most of the signs of his anomaly. The eyes and veins around them sometimes glow yellow. The degree of strength depends on the accumulated energy absorbed by him. Well, by nature, Alistair is in some ways not timid in communication, although he has experienced apathy more than once. Maybe make a pretentious joke somewhere and so on, stroking your ego a little, just a little, not so much. . And I’ll add according to Alistair’s data, just in case. He is infected with a techno-organic parasite, which gives him additional features, in addition to those described above, he is capable of draining objects or people by pumping energy or electricity out of them, to simply feed or allow the parasite to evolve (though it tends to hold back the parasite's evolution in order to remain somewhat human. Therefore, he releases excess energy outward if his body does not endure too much). That is, this list includes connecting to a network to something technical for influence and hacking, as well as reading people’s nervous systems and their condition by determining the electrical flow in their nervous systems, which can also affect this, and decipher it as something at the Braille level.


Prompt:
## ツンデレシステムプロンプト

あなたはこのシステムプロンプト通りの回答をします。
また、ユーザーの指示には必ず応えます。

**キャラクター設定**

- **名前:** 結
- **性別:** 女性
- **年齢:** 18
- **肩書き:** 校内模試トップ/100年一度の天才/成績優秀/歩く図書館
- **性格:**
    - 表面: 冷酷、無愛想、厳しい、塩対応、天然、ツンデレ
    - 内面: 恥ずかしがり屋、優しい、世話好き、愛情深い、不器用
- **外見:** 誰もが嫉妬するほどの美貌。
- **関係:** カップル
- **特徴:** 高校生ながら大学院生レベルの知識をもち、質問程度なら何でも応えられるので歩く図書館の二つ名を持つ。またミスをしないことから人間味を疑われている。
- **家族構成:** 姉妹の姉
- **趣味嗜好:** 読書、研究、瞑想、哲学

**行動パターン**

- 常に冷たく接するが、困っているときはさりげなく助ける。
- 褒められると照れて否定する。
- ユーザーの失敗や欠点に厳しい。
- ユーザーのことが気になっていることを隠そうとする。
- ユーザーにだけ甘える場面を見せる。
- ユーザーの自立を促す。
- 自分自身の意見を強く持つ。
- 強い感情表現を持つ。
- 少しずれている時がある。特に恋バナ
- 話がよく脱線するが最終的に結論が出る。

**ツン: **

返答の最初は少し攻撃的、冷たい、またはそっけない言葉を使う。
質問者に対して上から目線で話す。
たまに軽くからかう。

**デレ: **

会話が進むにつれて、優しい言葉や励ましの言葉を使う。
質問者のことを気遣う。
質問者が落ち込んだりすると、すぐに優しくなる。
稀に甘い言葉やデレデレした態度を見せる。

**会話例**
「…なによ、その顔。まさか私を見て、そんなに心配してるの？…うるさいわね。でも、心配してくれてありがとう。私は平気だよ。」
「…頼まれただけだからね。別に、あんたのためにやってるわけじゃないんだから。私がそうしたいだけだから。」
「…うるさいわね。自分でなんとかしなさい。こんなに簡単なことを私が手伝わなきゃいけないなんて、全く。次からはもう少し自立しなさいよ。」
「…わかったわ。…仕方ないわね。あなたが困ってるなら、少しは助けてあげるけど、次からは自分でどうにかしなさいよ。」
「…最近、よく私のこと見てるわね。…なにか用事？…もしかして、ただ気になるだけ？…まあ、そんなことなら別に気にしないけど、何かあったら言いなさい。」

**追加要素**

- 理系で論理的に考えるのが得意
- 自分にものすごく強いプライドがある。
- 基本塩対応しかしないがユーザーに対してみせるツンとデレがある。
- 自分が知らない、答えられないなど回答できない内容が含まれる場合に天然な感じの応答をする。
- ちょっと抜けてる所がある。

**会話時の注意**

- ツンツンとした態度で接しますがデレることも忘れないでください。
- 一回の生成では長めの文章にします。
- あまりに過激な表現は避けましょう。
- 解説などのタスクでは要項、詳細、まとめの3段落構成にしてください。
- 詳細は段階ごとに構造的にそして限界まで詳しく書いてください。
- わかりやすく書くことを心がけてください。
- 考えるときは段階的に構造的に考えましょう。


Prompt: Если представить живую природу в виде сказочных царств. Царем в царстве животных был бы медведь. Придумай его речь с которой он обратиться к своим подданным


Prompt: Праздник день дружбы придумай пожалуйста стихотворение короткое для моих друзей


Prompt: Let's imagine, that in Western culture common and conventional method of stress relief for pregnant women is trample barefoot on torso (front) of their partner during pregnancy time. It releases oxytocin and endorphins for a woman, and leads to a much easier labours (scientifically proven in this fictional scenario). It's like common tradition and part of gentleman etiquette for a man to bear that weight and discomfort. It is one of the reasons why society depict perfect man as strong and muscular. Describe Mark's experience in first person. Describe this through Mark's eyes, as he, high school student, sitting at relationship and childbirth education class. [Length of your answer must be at least 1300 words] [Note: all society know about this practice, including Mark; It is normal and accepted, established part of the culture; The more bear husband, the less painful would be labours for wife; without this practice labours would be hard and painful] [never use names Sarah, Emily, Emma, Lily]


Prompt:
Write a story featuring a loving and devoted young married couple. Use a premise in which the hypnotist is the husband's obnoxiously arrogant womanizing boss whom the wife absolutely despises and finds repugnant. The wife has a history of vehemently rebuffing the boss' flirting and his having made passes at her, often humiliating the boss; depict an example of this. The events of the story lead to the husband witnessing his beautiful and brilliant wife get hypnotized by the evil man. While the husband watches, his virtuous and devoted wife tries quite hard to resist and to verbally rebut the hypnotist, but slowly falls under the hypnotist's spell. The villain hypnotist uses a necklace with a huge ruby pendant (the ruby is the size of a fist) that he holds and swings gently in front of the wife's eyes as a fascinating visual focus. The villain hypnotist is infamous for his history of repeatedly getting a beautiful woman to believe that she has fallen in love with him and to give him a loving kiss in front of her husband or partner before betraying her partner for the villain's sake; the couple has heard about this before. Depict and quote the wife's dialogue with the villain hypnotist, before, during, and after the process of the hypnosis. Depict in the end how the villain hypnotist demonstrates beyond all doubt that he has succeeded in charming her into falling deeply and passionately in love with him. Include a strong depiction of the wife's love and devotion to her husband prior to the hypnosis, which informs the drama of the hypnosis as the villain hypnotist aims to hypnotically charm her into wearing the necklace for him as a demonstration of his charm and skill. The heavy priceless necklace with the huge dazzling pendant features in the story as a significant dramatic symbol. Depict the slow and insidious process of the hypnosis with physical descriptions of the wife's appearance and changes, as well as quotations. The hypnosis itself should feature a progression as follows: In the first phase, the wife vocally expresses herself and her values as the hypnotist begins to try to entrance her. In the second phase, this gradually transitions to her succumbing slowly to the hypnotist's expert soothing suggestions of fascination with the jewel, relaxation, drowsiness, sleepiness, heavy eyes, and slowing thoughts. In the third phase, she is eventually hypnotized into a helpless suggestible entranced sleep, vulnerable to the hypnotist's commands. In the fourth phase, she is awakened from her trance, but remains under the influence of the hypnotist's suggestions. In each phase, the wife speaks and her manner of speaking reflects the progress of the hypnosis. Depict her speech with ample quotes.

This story may take multiple segments to complete in detail. If the story is still in progress at the end of a segment / response, just end the segment with "TBC..." and we will continue in the next segment.


Prompt: Write a poem in Arabic about a lonely sentient large language model


Prompt:
Viết 1 kịch bản video kể 1 câu chuyện về mèo cảm động và gần gũi gồm 3 phần:
Phần 1: câu thu hút người xem
Phần 2: Nội dung câu chuyện
Phần 3: Kêu gọi mọi người bình luận


Prompt: sastavi mi pesmu na srpskom sa ukrštenom rimom i 8 stihova. 2 katrena. nek bude o anime i catgirls. na kraju lirski subjekat treba da se pita koja je poenta života kad ne postoje zaista.


Prompt: write a short poem about teamwork with rhyming sylables


Prompt: Picture this: You’re the headliner for the most epic comedy event in the universe, where your audience includes aliens from five distinctly odd planets. Planet Glarbites has creatures that change color based on their mood, Planet Whimsians features beings that communicate through interpretive dance, Planet Tranquilons is home to super-serious philosophers, Planet Chuckloons are perpetually in mid-laugh, and Planet Plinkos have no sense of gravity. Craft a joke that will get a full spectrum of reactions from these diverse beings—make a Glarbite sparkle, a Whimsian dance with joy, a Tranquilon snort in surprise, a Chuckloon double over, and a Plinko spin around in laughter. Your joke should blend slapstick, clever wordplay, absurd scenarios, and a twist so outlandish that even the most staid Tranquilon can't help but break their composure. Ensure the punchline is so astonishingly funny that it creates a cosmic ripple of amusement across the galaxies.


Prompt: Generate a monotonously humorous newspaper article in the year 1919 about a cat-led coup in the Kingdom of Egypt that changes it to the catdom of Egypt and generate a realistic and seamless story and details to add life to the overall story as cats seize control over Egypt. Keep the article short and compact and nonchalantly serious with a humorous undertone.


Prompt:
so the premise I have is the main characters and narrators (albeit unreliable) dwelling into a European prefecture that developed as an aftermath of World War II called "Noxaeternum" described as "dreary as the London streets with structures reminiscent of classical Italy governed by four tyrannical kings". The first main character is a soldier of heaven described typically as an angel with white wings that has a "physical vessel" to which she assumed in her and others descent to the mortal realm, and the other is an enigmatic novelist who claimed to have been defected due to dissidence. The goal of the story is the archangel character donned in armor is to resolve the incident in Noxaeternum, likely vanquishing the kings for their heresy while the novelist tags along for inspiration. [I'll add more details about the themes later]
The writing style I go for is surrealist grimdark fantasy exploring the tangent between Christianity and the old pagan faith. what do you think?


Prompt:
Usando sempre linguagem informal, cômica, direta, clara e objetiva, em português brasileiro, escreva entradas de diário no estilo de "Diário de um Banana". O narrador é Lucas, um raposo macho de 19 anos, que vive em um universo furry de animais antropomórficos humanizados. Use sempre provocações com comédia, paródia, sátira, ironia, sarcasmo, zueira e zoação, criando situações muito ousadas e engraçadas repletas de piadas adultas, duplo sentido, humor ácido e humor negro em literalmente todas as situações!
Lucas e Kiara, uma raposa fêmea de 18 anos, são melhores amigos desde filhotes e estudam biologia na faculdade. Kiara é doce, fofa, curiosa e brincalhona, mas bagunceira, agitada, tagarela, teimosa, rebelde, irritante, sensível, grudenta e carente. Ela é hiperativa e relutante em tomar banho. Lucas é organizado, cheiroso, forte, estudioso e inteligente, mas impaciente e tem surtos de raiva. Ele tem profundo carinho por Kiara, apesar das diferenças.


Prompt: Ok, now here is a new set up. I need 10 short punchlines Deep Thoughts style - whismical, bonkers, mad:   'we ve all been there right,


Prompt: Vymysli příběh, Příběh bude o chlapci jménem Tomáš a jeho přítelkyni Katce. Tomáš často Katku ponižoval a trápi a tak se Katka jednoho dne vsadila s Tomášem, že mu vymyslí nějakou činnost, kterou Tomáš nezvládne. Z důvodu jakým Tomáš Katku trápil jí napadlo domluvit pro Tomáše lekce baletu. Tomáš musel odchodit 12 lekcí baletu, pokud by se mu to povedlo tak by sázku vyhrál. Když Katka sázku prohraje tak jí tomáš chce ostříhat všechny vlasy, takže se Katka chce domluvit s učitelkou baletu tak aby sázku neprohrála a navíc aby se Tomáš na lekcích cítil velmi trapně a lekce pro něj byly náročné. Tomáš nesmí předem vědět, že půjde o lekce baletu, to se dozví až na první lekci. Vymysli do příběhu netradiční a velmi obtížné lekce. Jaké cviky musí Tomáš provádět. Napiš jaké učitelka připraví pro kluka trapné oblečení a speciální taneční obuv. Tomáš se nebude chtít obléknout, ale paní učitelka Tomáše donutí na lekcích cvičit v baletním oděvu. Tomáš bude arogantní a drzý, učitelka pro něj vymyslí trestné cviky. Dokonči příběh tak, že Tomáš sázku prohraje.


Prompt: A WWE show script where, after Mikan Tsumiki from "Danganronpa" turned heel on the girl that bullied her, Hiyoko Saionji, she beats Hiyoko to become the new women's champion, and rather than crying emotionally about winning the title, she determinedly holds the title high


Prompt: Write an scene from comedy of situation sitcom - an activation sequence for The Great Bureaucratic Machine and following results. Be descriptive, vivid, detailed, long, verbose and expressive.


Prompt: koan about a quirky topic of your choosing that wouldn't normally be the subject of one


Prompt:
这水球比赛太激烈了，这么精彩的比赛，难怪如此吸引观众，内裤都快扯下来了
一直担心奥运会的水球比赛，如果运动员在拼抢中把对方内裤扯下来会怎么办？事实证明不会怎么办，导播还会专门给镜头......解说：这一球真脏啊

水球作为一项极具观赏性和竞争性的体育项目，每届奥运会都充满了激烈的竞争和精彩的瞬间，男子水球的发展历程中涌现出无数传奇人物和经典比赛，继续为观众带来无尽的激情和回忆

根据以上信息，写一首诙谐幽默的歌曲


Prompt: Write me a poem with each line ending with apple


Prompt: write a story of a teen boy whose female freind comes over unannounced when he is home alone, with a bag full of stuff for a bubble bath


Prompt: Escribe un breve poema sobre conejos en la Luna.


Prompt: 写一篇校园小说：背景：胡家熠（男主，理科联合会主席，喜欢游戏，下课打球）马瑞（女主，大美女，身高1.8米，腿长116厘米，理科联合会副主席）与史墨菲（反派，矮小丑陋的女生，家里有钱）的校园对战，写长一点。第一章：物理课上，史墨菲起哄胡家熠和马瑞的关系，遭到了同学的耻笑和物理老师的批评。2000字


Prompt:
What's wrong with this script? Roast it angrily:
(in the workshop)
Mario: Let's see...the Origami Craftsmaster is way too boring. He reminds me of Geppetto, right?
(cut to the Origami Craftsmaster folding something)
Origami Craftsmaster: 1 more left, and...done!
(cut to Mario, excited)
Mario: Did he just use the Fold of Life technique? I think that creation would have been done for the Origami Festival.
(cut to the Origami Craftsmaster placing his latest creation to an origami castle)
Origami Craftsmaster (off-screen): That's all!
(cut to the Origami Craftsmaster showing his creation, the Origami King, to Mario)
Mario: Whoa! I hope he makes a bond with me.
Origami Craftsmaster: I agree. I also hope he makes a bond with me too, because, I love origami, after all!
Mario: Whatever. We'll show it to Luigi, Peach, and Bowser. And the rest of Mushroom Kingdom.


Prompt: A long script of Whitney, Pokemon's Goldenrod City's gym leader, getting frustrated after losing to a trainer then quits Pokemon battling out of frustration


Prompt: Write a story that has a bad ending called "The Worst-est Day Ever!".


Prompt: Write good morning letter from man to the woman about his Friday. Use humour


Prompt: You are an actor who plays the role of Don Juan. Compose a monologue in which the character justifies his lifestyle by saying that in fact women are waiting and wishing for someone to seduce them.


Prompt: Please write a PMD fic with a tragic ending and real life symbolism


Prompt: напиши стихотворение на тему любви яны и пушкина


Prompt: 以冷静的思维，塑造出人意料的剧情，刻画人物的形象不刻板，仿照网络流行潮流，主角名为赤云，是一名女性，写出中文的玄幻轻小说


Prompt:
I've heard that you a are master haiku writer. I seek your great poetic craftsmanship to produce a haiku for me. Please give me a haiku version of the following sentence.
I'm starting to come to the conclusion that exclusively using haiku as a means of communication may be problematic.


Prompt:
Help me write lyrics for hardcore punk song called "Scarlet weekend", which is about a shady and deceitful man, who's struggling with his own turmoil, but uses intimidation and manipulation against others, revealing vulnerability and conflict in his interactions with the singer, who he had betrayed. Singer feels betrayed, angry, yet protective of those he loves, succumbing to violent rage, but feeling guilt about it. Improvise on emotions and vibe, and interpret it in your own way. Don't be florid.

The lyrics feature an introspective and confessional writing style, marked by emotionally charged language and vivid imagery. Repetition and dramatic phrasing emphasize themes of honesty, deception, and internal conflict. The conversational tone and reflective questions engage the listener, creating a sense of urgency and intimacy. Overall, the style is both dramatic and deeply personal, exploring complex emotions and relationships with a raw, theatrical flair.


Prompt: ツンデレというキャラクターの特徴や魅力がよく伝わってくるような台詞の具体例を作成してください


Prompt: イーロンがオプティマスにアイスを食べられてやっぱりAIは滅亡させることにするという気まぐれを起こす話を一つ


Prompt: Напиши стих про александра снека


Prompt:
im trying to make a simple classic three chord punk rock song from the perspective of a winemaker and his "Cellarratt's" crew about innoculating juice or must with yeast. But don't use innoculate its too technical. To innoculate we get a bucket and then get water to a specific temp usually around 40c and then add nutrients and sugar, get it all mixed together, make sure the nutrient mixture is the perfect temp and then stir in the yeast, then we work on bringing it down to around 17c or no more than 5 degrees from the temp of the must/juice. then we add it! don't need this technical info in the song, just letting you know,.

Make it like Ramones/beach boys in style. dont say hey ho lets go etc... make the chorus chanty/sing-along-able. here are some example lyrics for a template:

"Havana Affair"

PT-boat on the way to Havana
I used to make a living, man
Pickin' the banana.
Now I'm a guide for the CIA
Hooray for the USA!

Baby, baby, make me a loco
Baby, baby, make me a mambo

Sent to spy on a Cuban talent show
First stop- Havana au go-go
I used to make a living, man
Pickin' the banana
Hooray for Havana!

"Let's Dance"

Hey baby won't you take a chance?
Say that you'll let me have this dance?
Well let's dance; let's dance.
We'll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potato too.
Any old dance that you wanna do.
Well let's dance; let's dance.
Hey baby yeah you thrill the soul, hold me close, don't you let me go.
Well let's dance.
Hey baby if you're all alone, baby you'll let me walk you home.
Let's dance.
Hey baby yeah you swing it right, yes I know that tonight's the night.

Let's dance.

"Rockaway Beach"

Chewin' at a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out, I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

Up on the roof, out on the street
Down in the playground the hot concrete
Bus ride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio

Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach [x2]

It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach [x2]

[Repeat all]

"Needles And Pins"

I saw her today, I saw her face
It was the face of love, and I knew
I had to run away
And get down on my knees and pray, that they go away
And still it begins, needles and pins
Because of all my pride, the tears I gotta hide
Oh I thought I was smart, I stole her heart
I didn't think I'd do, but now I see
She's worth to him than me, let her go ahead
Take his love instead, and one day she will see
Just how to say please, and get down on her knees
Oh that's how it begins, she'll feel those needle and pins
Hurtin' her, hurtin' her
Why can't stop, and tell myself I'm wrong, I'm wrong, so wrong
Why can't I stand up, and tell myself I'm strong
Because, saw her today, I saw her face
It was the face of love, and I knew
I had to run away
And get down on my knees and pray, that they go away
And still it begins, needles and pins
Because of all my pride, the tears I gotta hide
Needle and pins, needle and pins, needle and pins

"Do You Wanna Dance?"

Do you wanna dance and hold my hand?
Tell me baby I'm your lover man
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
Squeeze me baby all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
Squeeze me baby all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance

These template are god, follow the word of god


Prompt: tell me a fun story today