Input: "tod and jon were so high smoking that e j" What is the definition of "e j"?

Output: electronic joint


Input: "jews like jazzle quarters next to  their dinner plates" What is the definition of "jazzle"?

Output: a jewish baby's poop

meaning pretty or cool or neat-o! jonas says thats its my dike word


Input: "man that ish is bufard" What is the definition of "bufard"?

Output: an adjective used to describe something or someone that is stupid, dumb, not cool, or messed up

"beyond words that can describe of being "fucked up" or "fubared""


Input: "look at that andrzej" What is the definition of "andrzej"?

Output: a funny polish man with a lot of weird habits

a gangly, polish person who likes to copy other peoples schoolwork


Input: ""1: "did you allfit today?" 2: "yes" What is the definition of "allfit"?

Output: when one asks another how their day is going and expects the response to be 'good' or 'fine'


Input: "her belly sticks out further than her booby do" What is the definition of "booby do"?

Output: (noun


Input: "that was factalicious" What is the definition of "factalicious"?

Output: so factually delicious that you can taste it!

a fact or multiple facts that are so amazing they are factalicious!


Input: "it's easy, walk in wack the fucker and walk out, ba da bing ba da boom" What is the definition of "ba da bing ba da boom"?

Output: like 1, 2, 3


Input: "there's something brewing down in the angry inch my friend" What is the definition of "angry inch"?

Output: the small area between the arsehole and the testicles

the small area between the arsehole and the testicles


Input: "ohh bailey lynne is in troublee" What is the definition of "bailey lynne"?

Output: a presppy high school who is a hot mess

a beautiful, young, curly haired girl, usually blonde/brunette, outgoing, crazy/wierd, loved by plenty hated by most, gets in trouble easy


Input: "it was a textbook turd until i snagged an ass flap" What is the definition of "ass flap"?

Output: when a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping

when a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping


Input: "charlie was giving me lip so i put his ass in the idiot box" What is the definition of "idiot box"?

Output: "a game wherin a trash talking friend can only be reigned in by being physically contained within a large cardboard box which they have been dubbed "the idiot box"

"a game wherin on person sneaks up on another and traps them under a blanket, preferably keeping them there for prolonged periods of time while screaming "idiot box!""


Input: "-lucy gave me a dutch kiss the other night" What is the definition of "dutch kiss"?

Output: the act of farting while another person is licking your asshole

a kiss given after oral sex, from one partner to the other, where which, the male ejaculate is swapped from mouth to mouth


Input: "i get that souza feeling every time jenna walks by the room" What is the definition of "souza"?

Output: the uncontrollable urge to receive oral sex, usually from a very attractive female


Input: ""bro 1: "duuuuudee i just had a flying dutchman" What is the definition of "flying dutchman"?

Output: the worst drink in the world, it's a mixed drink consisting of captain morgan and wave blue raspberry, taste like shit

a mixed drink made of captain morgan and wave blue raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the flying dutchman


Input: "a1 nugget is a g and you are a fuckdummy" What is the definition of "fuckdummy"?

Output: one who is a complete fucking idiot and has no idea what so ever


Input: "fuck that shit cuz i ain't the one, for a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun" What is the definition of "fuck that shit"?

Output: refusal to accept the presented circumstance or event

refusal to accept the presented circumstance or event


Input: "check out this awesome dual rectifier amp head i got" What is the definition of "amp head"?

Output: a guitar amplifier head

"a [guitar amp] which only consists of the preamplifier and power amplifier stages


Input: "being as judy worked at baskin & robbins, i figured she’d appreciate last night’s bananal split" What is the definition of "bananal split"?

Output: after engaging in anal sex, the man splits the woman’s anus open further, inserts a banana into the now-exposed area, and continues to fuck said object


Input: "i beelieve in jesus" What is the definition of "beelieve"?

Output: bee + believe = beelieve it's for people who don't like to waste time saying things like 'i do believe'

a word that means believe as considered relevant to bee's


Input: "yo this i got this brizm comin thru tonite" What is the definition of "brizm"?

Output: a girl that gets bitches to fall at her feet


Input: "claire was greeted with the familiar stench of eggwind as she walked through the door" What is the definition of "eggwind"?

Output: a particularly noxious form of flatulence comprised of both eggs and wind

a common fart scented with deep, eggy undertones


Input: "there were lots of burnik when i got a brazilian wax at the spa" What is the definition of "burnik"?

Output: the burning sensation felt after a waxing appointment

the curly hair that grows in between the genitals and anal orifice, and anywhere around it with a 5inch radius


Input: "cold's new album a different kind of pain - adkop" What is the definition of "adkop"?

Output: according to kurt


Input: "everytime my father went to a hotel, he always flung his aarp card down and demanded a senior rate" What is the definition of "flung"?

Output: to throw down or discard in an angry or haphazard manner

to use, make use of, or apply to origin: when a card (credit, debit, discount, etc


Input: "my gi gi is hurting for some luving" What is the definition of "gi gi"?

Output: a name for a womans vagina


Input: "bloody ell, i got jumped by a right ben's mum back there" What is the definition of "ben's mum"?

Output: an overly friendly portly lady of advanced years

an overly friendly portly lady of advanced years


Input: "i told my friend to get kdx on his shit so i could send him the latest copy of mac os x" What is the definition of "kdx"?

Output: to get a kick ass idea

hotline like filesharing client where the 31337 of the underground roam


Input: "dev is brooklynese" What is the definition of "brooklynese"?

Output: the slang words and way of life in the borough of brooklyn, which is a part of new york city


Input: "every [insecure] hot chick surounds herself with broads that are only australian cute" What is the definition of "australian cute"?

Output: "1


Input: "i saw your wife banging her latin lover again after he was done mowing the yard" What is the definition of "latin lover"?

Output: the other man that a married woman has sex with, ususally someone from a latin country like mexico, or puerto rico

"pollitically correct term for a "fucking mexican"


Input: "guy 1: hey, let's go get some fruit loops guy 2: it's froot loops you [asshat]" What is the definition of "froot loops"?

Output: the correct way to spell froot loops


Input: "this party needs a hinojosa" What is the definition of "hinojosa"?

Output: a person who is the life of the party and will always be there for you

a party animal, one who enjoys a good drink with some friends


Input: "cillian murphy > collin farrell" What is the definition of "cillian murphy"?

Output: an actor hailing from cork, ireland landing critical acclaim for his roles in films such as red eye, 28 days later, disco pigs, and the soon-to-be-released breakfast on pluto

an actor hailing from cork, ireland landing critical acclaim for his roles in films such as red eye, 28 days later, disco pigs, and the soon-to-be-released breakfast on pluto


Input: "look,   they have a baby oreo" What is the definition of "baby oreo"?

Output: a black baby with white parents

an offspring of a white person and black person


Input: "fernando torres is the heart and soul of the athletico madrid team and a crucial player for the national team" What is the definition of "fernando torres"?

Output: a young talented footballer with great skills and amazing speed

a young talent striker with amazing skills who has carried athletico madrid for years despite the fact he is only 22


Input: ""man, this thread has been a huge gwargasm" What is the definition of "gwargasm"?

Output: an orgasm of pure rage


Input: "i needs a new pair of gruds, that's my pile of dirty gruds" What is the definition of "gruds"?

Output: a word that can mean either underwear or socks

slang for [underpants], possibly northern england


Input: "damn, i've seen some big toes in my life, but annie peterson is cooler than deep space" What is the definition of "annie peterson"?

Output: the coolest toe ever to be observed by any living person, creature, or anything that has eyes


Input: "boys like david are amerzing" What is the definition of "amerzing"?

Output: to be among the most attractive males in the world, but not in a gay way


Input: "kim is a duckhead" What is the definition of "duckhead"?

Output: one who has a head that resembles a duck

a girl who is not talented at giving oral sex, scraping the penis with her teeth a lot, somewhat like a beak would do


Input: "'what the fuck is this cuntwash all over my wall? 'i have never read such cuntwash in my life" What is the definition of "cuntwash"?

Output: a violent form of verbal abuse, often used as a last resort when all other forms of abuse have been exhausted

(noun) unbelievable textual garbage, usually posted on someone's facebook wall against their specific and expressed wishes


Input: "hey man, gimme your shoes i like them yeah, fuck off you choad face" What is the definition of "choad face"?

Output: a choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy

a choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy


Input: "young peter: why did all the dinosaurs die out? tour guide: because you touch yourself at night" What is the definition of "because you touch yourself at night"?

Output: "the response to any "why" question that anyone asks you

"the response to any "why" question that anyone asks you


Input: "as christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water" What is the definition of "cannon balls"?

Output: a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water


Input: "continuing the office after [michael scott] left? ugh, total money milking - the internet star trek animated series, rocky 4" What is the definition of "money milking"?

Output: "1

the act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation


Input: "i went to the stone pony in asbury park to see a concert last friday" What is the definition of "asbury park"?

Output: a city located in [monmouth county], [new jersey] that is notable for being the site of the legendary big man's [stone pony] club

a city on the jersey shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again


Input: "man honey you pulled a bill raftery last night" What is the definition of "bill raftery"?

Output: one who stays up all night talking to his wife on facebook while masturbating furiously using facebook as his porn

a naughty little crypster that is often known for making the wrong calls in bed


Input: "get over here bisnich and suck me" What is the definition of "bisnich"?

Output: a combination of [bitch] and [snitch]

bizz-nitch a woman (bitch) who is pimped and who is a slag and is just business


Input: ""[bro], sweet bropiary" What is the definition of "bropiary"?

Output: n

a towering masterpiece of hair atop a bro's head, generally meticulously in place and styled with mass amounts of hair product


Input: "i'm gonna go to your mother's house and cock the magic pistol over her forehead" What is the definition of "cock the magic pistol"?

Output: to masturbate

a funny way of just saying, beat off, jerk off, or plain old masturbate


Input: "woah look at that anurati" What is the definition of "anurati"?

Output: a person who is a total sweetheart


Input: "you can't tell me frank lucas has achieved what no other italian mafia has for the past 100 years" What is the definition of "frank lucas"?

Output: the greatest italian mafia boss ever, in history

the crime world's first ever black kingpin to be over la cosa nostra


Input: "v: sodomy is a sin according to the catholic church" What is the definition of "catholic church"?

Output: religion that is supposdely ruled by love

religion that is supposdely ruled by love


Input: "i saw curtis ward during the kerrang day of rock" What is the definition of "curtis ward"?

Output: the bassist of [the used]

"one of three guitarists from the british, heavy metal/deathcore group bring me the horizon (bmth) sometimes called a posser or sellout by douches but obviously isnt


Input: "sarah f is the first feather girl to come out of the stable/flock" What is the definition of "feather girl"?

Output: a feminine version of the peacock's tail, located between the legs of the female


Input: "check that cracker, he's so cedarville he doesn't even know who tupac was" What is the definition of "cedarville"?

Output: a word used synonymously with the words [cracker] and [redneck]

a prominent christian university in ohio


Input: "the name ettie is a persian baby name" What is the definition of "ettie"?

Output: persian word for cute or pretty

cool, aloof, loner, beauty, intellect, house ruler people with this name have a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence


Input: "oh god she's got the nut bat" What is the definition of "nut bat"?

Output: a term used to describe a girl who has br�st cancer

a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)


Input: "i am blogsessed with celebrity gossip sites" What is the definition of "blogsessed"?

Output: the state of being obsessed with reading and writing weblogs


Input: "he's such a hobo blogger i've stopped linking to him" What is the definition of "hobo blogger"?

Output: a person who [blog]s but does not read other blogs or [link] to them

someone who routinely skips [blogging] for a week or more at a time


Input: ""frank: "merry chodesmas" What is the definition of "chodesmas"?

Output: "the holiday season from december 25th to january 1st

a day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses


Input: "guy 1 - damn i wish i could spit game guy 2 - you my man need to meet the big nasty" What is the definition of "big nasty"?

Output: big nasty is a badass motherfucker who spits game at every female and whips out his piece at any given moment

big nasty is a badass motherfucker who spits game at every female and whips out his piece at any given moment


Input: "guy 1: i wish i slayed biddies like benny t benny t: watch and learn *pulls women* guy 1: wow" What is the definition of "benny t"?

Output: the biggest pimp this side of the motorway


Input: "dude, me and marry made banana pancakes last night" What is the definition of "banana pancakes"?

Output: anal sex


Input: "'dude look at him in the library, he's such an aphotix" What is the definition of "aphotix"?

Output: a word used to describe a nerd

aphotix is a nerd, aphotix is a game freak, yet aphotix is a hottie


Input: "he's a decent fella and everything, but listening to all that ricky martin means he must be a butt nut" What is the definition of "butt nut"?

Output: "n


Input: "what makes you say he is a friend of dorothy's" What is the definition of "a friend of dorothy's"?

Output: a male homosexual(judy garland, the actress who played dorothy in the wizard of oz, is belived to have been the favorite actress of many homosexuals at one point)

a male homosexual(judy garland, the actress who played dorothy in the wizard of oz, is belived to have been the favorite actress of many homosexuals at one point)


Input: "chris is beamerphobic dude" What is the definition of "beamerphobic"?

Output: a person who is afraid of the beam from a laser pointer

a person who has a fear of bmw's is said to be a beamerpobic


Input: "guy 1: dude, wat the hell? guy 2: fig jam" What is the definition of "fig jam"?

Output: fuck if i know, just ask me


Input: "yo, nigga when i got hit by a car i thought i saw black jesus" What is the definition of "black jesus"?

Output: 1

the unknown god of the gang religion could be eazy e could be tupac or some old bum for all us white people care


Input: "i'm getting skunky tonight, it's been a crazy ass week" What is the definition of "getting skunky"?

Output: getting super drunk and high with friends when they come over to your house


Input: "anne marie is about to spread that shit like nutella" What is the definition of "anne marie"?

Output: loves nutella


Input: "that bloke over there is such a fairy boy" What is the definition of "fairy boy"?

Output: a male who acts slightly feminine but not neccessary means that they are gay

way to describe a very camp/ effeminate man


Input: "that nerd chick's doing some analpedic dancing" What is the definition of "analpedic"?

Output: like anapestic, but instead involves dancing

of or pertaining to the shoving of one's foot up one's rearmost orifice


Input: "james had never seen such a rampant display of cocksucketry" What is the definition of "cocksucketry"?

Output: the act of enganging in fellatio

1)an evil faggot rite of passage dating back to the ancient greeks, basically describing the process, recently made infamous by the woodster in st


Input: "mikey has a big bujie" What is the definition of "bujie"?

Output: n

"a males penis, a dick,or as the african americans say "my meat


Input: "did i just bada boom on youre face?" What is the definition of "bada boom"?

Output: to jizz everywhere


Input: "adam lazzara fucked sara and it was amazing" What is the definition of "adam lazzara"?

Output: "[hott] ass lead singer to taking back sunday

"[hott] ass lead singer to taking back sunday


Input: "i'm so proud of you getting the promotion that we should celebrate by banging all night, we'll celebang" What is the definition of "celebang"?

Output: to celebrate an event or occurrence by having intercourse


Input: "irregardful of common practice, 'irregardful' is just as useful a word as '[irregardless]'" What is the definition of "irregardful"?

Output: a useless word that some english teachers inculcate into their students


Input: "i seen this hot guy and i got va jizzle all over in my pants" What is the definition of "va jizzle"?

Output: female jizz


Input: "a bandwidth thug is someone who leeches on forums and torrents and sometimes even steals links and post it on websites as if it is theirs" What is the definition of "bandwidth thug"?

Output: person who leeches stuff from internet and pretends that the stuff is his/hers and steal other people's bandwidth by posting illegal stuff on internet


Input: "my wife did not appreciate when i carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand" What is the definition of "ball hand"?

Output: when you wake your spouse in the morning by slapping them in the face with your sweaty ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping


Input: "only in austintown you can experience all fours seasons of the year in one week" What is the definition of "austintown"?

Output: a small town near youngstown, ohio


Input: "1) yo man u gonna get murdered tonite if u dont stop drinken 2) da fool is murdered, lets do shit to him" What is the definition of "murdered"?

Output: 1) past tense of murder 2) another word for f'd up

wen alcohol has beaten someone wen they cannot move there body because they are too drunk (also can be from any other drug)


Input: "this one right here's for the city i love" What is the definition of "city i love"?

Output: new orleans, louisiana

the most amazing song in the entire world


Input: "you stole my crap bag present" What is the definition of "crap bag"?

Output: a bad word meaning the sack that you carry crap in

a gift exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy


Input: ""man lou, you sure do smell like cock water" What is the definition of "cock water"?

Output: the sweat that comes off of your [nads] and rolls down the back of your [cheeks] after a long jog


Input: "habibi plz dnt leev me ana bahibak (ana means i)" What is the definition of "bahibak"?

Output: "its means " my love" in arabic"

arabiic saying for 'i love you' bahibak liturly means love you when in a sentence, ana bahibak shud me the correct way of saying itt wich means i love you


Input: "that apartment is on cpn and it's got a great view of the park" What is the definition of "cpn"?

Output: canadian priced nuts (nuts that are priced in canadian dollars)

the street in manhattan known as central park north, the northern boundary of central park near southern harlem


Input: "you are so evonne today" What is the definition of "evonne"?

Output: sexy, hot, attractive


Input: "only through mediation and out of body experiences will the path be shown of bastamental" What is the definition of "bastamental"?

Output: 1

"a [belief/way of life], based around living to the [fullest]


Input: "i went down on bobs mom and it looked like she was hiding a dead bat down there" What is the definition of "dead bat"?

Output: a extremely small and tight vagina ( for african amercian gurls)

when a womens vagina lips look like a shriveled up dead bat


Input: "matt lasted 45 awkward and disappointing seconds, leaving barbara with a frowngina" What is the definition of "frowngina"?

Output: the female version of the [flustered face] [frown] [displeased]

a disgruntled vagina due to an unsatisfactory sexual encounter, or expressing displeasure at a partners behavior


Input: "nick's bubble car can hit 150 and he got a ticket for 130+ in a 55" What is the definition of "bubble car"?

Output: a car that goes fast, has mod's has rims,etc

the coolest mother-fathering car in the settled world


Input: "have you seen mark wahlberg? he's back in funkybunch shape" What is the definition of "funkybunch shape"?

Output: after a long absence from the gym, or lack of excercise

hitting the gym so you can get into shape like marky mark was back in the funkybunch days


Input: "two holy cross guys and a clarkie walk into a bar" What is the definition of "clarkie"?

Output: a clarkie is the ultimate small pony


Input: "have you seen tanner today?  yes, that is why i am smiling" What is the definition of "tanner"?

Output: the most amazing guy in the world

someone who can brighten your day when you believe the sun will not shine


Input: "last night i was so bugged out i couldn't move" What is the definition of "bugged out"?

Output: to be so fucked up that you have no concept of reality

to be so fucked up that you have no concept of reality


Input: "<everyone> damn that vertigo fellow is hella cooh" What is the definition of "cooh"?

Output: "cooler than cool, beyond "hip", beyond "tight"


Input: "oh man, we have to sort out this hokra before we start playing" What is the definition of "hokra"?

Output: the indian form of [haki]


Input: "dave chappelle ~ queemo, i just found the black box" What is the definition of "black box"?

Output: the black box is a term used to describe the 'burning car' maneuver, where you light your pubic hairs on fire and run around

believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world


Input: "i smell pot and there is nothing to do, i must be at the college of mount saint vincent" What is the definition of "college of mount saint vincent"?

Output: a small college located in the upper west side of manhattan

a school in the bronx with a 7 to 1 ratio of girls to guys


Input: "captain caveman really doesn't like dick dastardly" What is the definition of "captain caveman"?

Output: 1

captain caveman, possibly the most hairy catoon character ever & hails from wacky races, where he raced a similar model car to that of fred flinstone


Input: "person 1: did you hear x likes you? person 2: ew hell no x shatter" What is the definition of "shatter"?

Output: to obtain a sudden understanding/realization of something which results in an intense feeling of disappointment, anger, or fear

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of


Input: "haxxor is a b" What is the definition of "haxxor"?

Output: a b


Input: "man he is sooooo frank and beans" What is the definition of "frank and beans"?

Output: 1


Input: "the bridge by savoy may not be the first and only example, but i think it is a good example of metalectro" What is the definition of "metalectro"?

Output: electronic music that satirises or comments on the genres of electropop and electroclash in particular

"it's "metal" in an electro house format


Input: ""jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year" What is the definition of "astinkmatism"?

Output: a chronic disease that causes a person to always smell really bad

a nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller


Input: "bully 1: hey do you remember chris colfer from high school? bully 2: yeah i heard he just won a golden globe" What is the definition of "chris colfer"?

Output: chris colfer the adorable actor who plays kurt hummel on hit tv drama glee

chris colfer play an openly gay student on the popular tv show glee


Input: "yesterday my friends and i were smoking weed down by the wall during lunch at adams high school" What is the definition of "adams high school"?

Output: a high school in, mi


Input: "damn that bitch is a ghs" What is the definition of "ghs"?

Output: good head slut

[grand hustle snatch] a girl who is impossible to get with


Input: "yo look at that black dude with the cowboy hat and belt buckle, he is totally a black neck" What is the definition of "black neck"?

Output: red neck that wears black

this is not your everyday african american that we know and love, this is a very special breed called a black red neck or black neck for short


Input: "yeah that richard he's a real  anus mcghee" What is the definition of "anus mcghee"?

Output: 1

a coworker or acquaintence who tends to screw up anything, everything they put their hands on, and thinks others are laughing at their lame ass jokes


Input: "dude lets get out of here, this kenny chesney concert is a sea of tanktop sunburn lines and anti-burns" What is the definition of "anti-burns"?

Output: a palma kind of thing

"the term used to describe the disastrous situation when a man is robbed of his sideburns


Input: "my hair isn't ginger it's strawberry blonde" What is the definition of "strawberry blonde"?

Output: the hair colour that self obsessed red heads have to make there red hair look better

something some ginger people refer to themselves as being when they're in denial


Input: ""noun - anger "your a kineegie" What is the definition of "kineegie"?

Output: a word used as a noun to describe someone, somewhere or something

the mans pride and joy, number one tool on honeymoon


Input: "ching yong: i got this awesome fart pipe on my civic today" What is the definition of "fart pipe"?

Output: an exhaust system on a car

a huge, annoying, fake exhaust pipe added to the back of piece of s*** cars (accords, civics, eclipses, etc) to make it produce a loud noise as the car accelerates


Input: "i watch carnivale every week because i'm ever so special" What is the definition of "carnivale"?

Output: a great tv show cancelled by dumb network executives who didn't have the imagination or foresight to see what they had

hbo drama set during the great depression which follows a travelling carnival throughout the southwestern us


Input: "the security guys burnt the hive halfway through leaving us beeophobic" What is the definition of "beeophobic"?

Output: a state of being afraid of bees

the fear of getting stung by half burnt honey bees after burning down half the hive and running out,literally getting scared by anything that has wings!


Input: "i went goodwill hunting the other day, found an original dr dre the chronic disc, and a tye-die shirt with three grizzly bears" What is the definition of "goodwill hunting"?

Output: this is when you go to goodwill ( or a similar thrift store) to find a specific piece of clothing or meme item, that has a funny phrase or picture

(not the movie with matt damon) going to goodwill thrift stores (optionally in full camoflauge) in search for pieces of novel, or actual, value


Input: "kurt hummel was a baby penguin until his boyfriend tapped that ass" What is the definition of "baby penguin"?

Output: someone who has not been laid yet


Input: ""phrases  "that sacklicker sucks dog balls"  "" What is the definition of "sacklicker"?

Output: one who licks the sweat from the sack

"the term sacklicker is considered to be one of the most derogatory references that can be used toward one heterosexual male from another


Input: "this sucks, i keep getting dealt big lick all night and can't get a decent hand to play" What is the definition of "big lick"?

Output: when you start with a six and end up with nothing, big lick

the name of the starting hand with two cards that are a six and a nine(69)any suit in texas hold`em poker


Input: "dude1: yesterday i was listening to between the buried and me and" What is the definition of "between the buried and me"?

Output: one of the best metalcore bands out there


Input: "that bathroom of yours looks like the black hole of calcutta" What is the definition of "black hole of calcutta"?

Output: an extremely dirty bathroom

the black hole of calcutta was a small dungeon where indian troops held british prisoners of war after the capture of fort william on june 20, 1756


Input: "no vibrator? a birmingham telephone call will do" What is the definition of "birmingham telephone call"?

Output: a 'birmingham telephone call' is where a girl is masturbating and has an earth shattering [orgasm]

when you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number


Input: "a banton himma tell di children" What is the definition of "banton"?

Output: a word commonly heard in jamaica which means to masturbate


Input: "i believe that a car is only cool if it is classic, leaks, and eats gas, would not be p c" What is the definition of "p c"?

Output: "short for "politically correct""

standing for politicaly correct, as is not pissing off


Input: "bloc party should learn about substance over style" What is the definition of "bloc party"?

Output: a london indie band who have some pretty decent songs (banquet, little thoughts, so here we are etc

a london indie band who have some pretty decent songs (banquet, little thoughts, so here we are etc


Input: ""the transformers are transforming robots or "robots in disguise"" What is the definition of "transformers"?

Output: "autobots: the good guys

a line of toy robots from the 1980s, made by merging two existing japanese toylines (diaclone and microman) together


Input: "dillinger escape plan bring the sick mosh brah" What is the definition of "dillinger escape plan"?

Output: one of the best mathcore bands out there

the old lead singer of this band shit his pants from screaming too hard on stage, good times


Input: "batman stroked his man-jerky" What is the definition of "man-jerky"?

Output: a droopy mustache


Input: "there are three suspects at large involved in the recent homicide case" What is the definition of "at large"?

Output: a term meaning something that is free and unanswering to authority or being searched for, especially a criminal

a term meaning something that is free and unanswering to authority or being searched for, especially a criminal


Input: "i wanted to rump her dump but unfortunately her bacon butty was brimming with tomato sauce" What is the definition of "bacon butty"?

Output: a moist and fragrant vagina

a term used to describe the female genitailia, reffering to the padded sides resembling the baps and the fanny flaps resembling the crispy bacon


Input: "that was one badass mexican night cause i got chilli bum" What is the definition of "chilli bum"?

Output: when you eat chilli and you shit your pants and it burns

when someone eats too many chillies and it burns their exit hole


Input: "dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra" What is the definition of "asshole orchestra"?

Output: ude, a group of retards, otherwise known as the ukes, who act like assholes, or their ukulele's

that crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl


Input: ""dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2mph my emergency flaps are going to give" What is the definition of "emergency flaps"?

Output: the flaps located on the back of a pair of underwear designed to release exessive pressure builting from the crotch area

the side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as emergency flaps


Input: "dude, this creed album is a big steaming pile o'shit" What is the definition of "big steaming pile o'shit"?

Output: a large amount of crap


Input: ""person 1:"bruh, lemme get some gum"  person 2:"you ain't even say what's up, you just asking me for some gum? swerve" What is the definition of "swerve"?

Output: to swerve away from a certain person, thing, situation, meaning to give someone the run around

to tell someone to go away when an unwanted proposition is made


Input: "may i help you? yes, i'd like 17 mcdoubles" What is the definition of "17 mcdoubles"?

Output: a term used to order 17 double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds


Input: "ya, i enjoyed making her be'cum' a belgium waffle" What is the definition of "belgium waffle"?

Output: the act of shooting cum all over a girls face

one girl sits on knees while two nice gentlemen shoot cum ropes diagonally across her face


Input: "powell is so dacho i wanna fuck him rite now" What is the definition of "dacho"?

Output: sexy, hot, a turn on for women


Input: "the tea stall sells thea au lait at rs" What is the definition of "thea au lait"?

Output: a drink that costs 50p a cup and is sold at rs


Input: "holy crap i just saw bob and jingo doing the fubb" What is the definition of "fubb"?

Output: the act of sticking your penis inside another mans butt

the act of penetrating the [wooch] with a wooden object, generally a spoon causes intense feelings of toe tingling and terror


Input: "dude, your mom got chewbaccad at the zoo yesterday" What is the definition of "chewbaccad"?

Output: verb

the act of screwing a very hairy person or a gorilla


Input: "bluefrost is hotty beyond hot" What is the definition of "bluefrost"?

Output: the hottest thing in the universe

"something i'd like to "warm" up with a little body heat


Input: "i walked off the plane when a garab boarded, i was nervous" What is the definition of "garab"?

Output: middle easterner, muslim, not specifically describing race because it could be any

a gaggle of arab men bringing up concerns for terrorism


Input: "brian, who is very quiet and very unnoticeable but yet at the same time says everything he needs to, is very braxalicious" What is the definition of "braxalicious"?

Output: rian, or brax, the definition of sexy,

awesome in every possible way while being absolutely quiet


Input: ""i got to 4th base last night with jenna "oh so you had [anal sex] with jenna?" "yep, that's what 4th base means""" What is the definition of "4th base"?

Output: sex some people don't get that 4th base means sex, its like coming off of 3rd base and going straight to 4th base, meaning sex


Input: ""beautiful lafayette college student #1: "did you see those neanderthals on campus today?"  beautiful lafayette college student #2: "no, man" What is the definition of "lafayette college"?

Output: lafayette college is a small liberal arts school located in easton, pa

"lafayette college, nearly a brilliant sentence in itself, is one of the nation's most premier colleges


Input: "that person was bauling  she was baulling so hard  bauling can be also refered to the sound made by a banshee or a hysterical maniac" What is the definition of "bauling"?

Output: bauling: the act of of being [hysterical], [insane], [crazy]


Input: "he was totally chanked yesterday" What is the definition of "chanked"?

Output: a modern way of saying [stoned], [high], [blazed]

to be very stoned to the point of calling a dog [chank] or falling down stairs


Input: "god your bull cut is ridiculous" What is the definition of "bull cut"?

Output: a male with extremely long hair

any type of haircut that makes you look like a bitch ass john legend


Input: "woops i broke the plate" What is the definition of "woops"?

Output: an word used when you have just done something you shouldn't have done


Input: "ah zoot our annimoon is over" What is the definition of "annimoon"?

Output: a word used to describe a 3 hour class in which you learn nothing

when a monkey and a moosey go away for a week or more and do a lot of mating and exploring new territory


Input: "i work in agriculture so i have no friends" What is the definition of "agriculture"?

Output: a sector of the economy that is vital to all others, and yet is consistently mocked by those who live in the cities

culture for people who don't like culture


Input: "prepare to dance with the bearded clam" What is the definition of "bearded clam"?

Output: an obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

an obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy


Input: ""omg chick he" What is the definition of "chick he"?

Output: 1


Input: "carmelo anthony is one bad mo fo" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?

Output: a lebron james who isn't afraid to take the big shot

"nba power forward for the [denver nuggets]


Input: "guy 1: hey good looking i'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?  guy 2: no dude i'm not gay i don't like testicles" What is the definition of "festicle"?

Output: a party or get together between gay males


Input: "man you hit that chika donkey parker style" What is the definition of "donkey parker"?

Output: "when you hit a girl "donkey parker" style


Input: "that llamacorn is so supercalifragilisticexpialadocious" What is the definition of "llamacorn"?

Output: a combination of a llama and a unicorn

fantabulous creature a mix between awsomness and pure awsomeness a creation among the gods it is a mix between a unicorn and llama and they call it a llamacorn


Input: "darknez likes girls" What is the definition of "darknez"?

Output: a quite nice guy who has a rather large ego


Input: "o man did u see jason the other day, he had pure chibble " What is the definition of "chibble "?

Output: after someone has dribbled and it has dryed on their chin

after someone has dribbled and it has dryed on their chin


Input: "boom shaka laka, boom shaka laka" What is the definition of "boom shaka laka"?

Output: a term made famous by the sexy handsome korean rapper t

a term made famous by the sexy handsome korean rapper t


Input: "richard simmons cried when goldberg put him in the boston crab" What is the definition of "boston crab"?

Output: a wrestling submission move where you sit on your opponent's back and pull his leg back to hyperextend his knee

a wrestling submission move where you sit on your opponent's back and pull his leg back


Input: ""grant, stop being ugly to your little sister and behave" What is the definition of "being ugly"?

Output: to be rude, crude or any other form of unkindness to another person

'being ugly' is, in some places (like texas), a term used to describe the actions of someone who is acting rudely/unpleasantly to others


Input: "please do not refer to my john deere lt133 as a riding lawn mower" What is the definition of "john deere"?

Output: john deere is a brand of farming equipment, including tractors, combines, and tillage equipment

a manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles


Input: "he was talking a load of chamfer" What is the definition of "chamfer"?

Output: a colloquialism used as an alternative to bullshit, it is derived from the edge tool meaning a small amount of shit found on the edge of a tool

a strange manifestation of oral love juice that tends to bubble slowly from the corner of the mouth


Input: "you cunt scab" What is the definition of "cunt scab"?

Output: someone who is really annoying and ticks people off

someone who is really annoying and ticks people off


Input: "michael's brother ashden is so nice" What is the definition of "ashden"?

Output: a great person who is very loving, kind, and nice

a sweet young man who is loved the world around


Input: "oh look at that afof i want to throw up" What is the definition of "afof"?

Output: a fat old fuck

an ugly fat moroccan that looks like they just came from the morgue


Input: "dam bro do you see that bigaly jigaly over there" What is the definition of "bigaly jigaly"?

Output: a big fat hoe, a big ugly girl who no one wants to touch


Input: "dude she is so hot she totally made the b team" What is the definition of "b team"?

Output: the b team is the girls you think of when you beat off

the b team is the girls you think of when you beat off


Input: "q:where u from? a:bunk ass 204 area" What is the definition of "204"?

Output: the area code for the hood (bunk ass) newfoundland

area code for winnipeg, mb canada area codes are often used to represent where your from


Input: "once we get to vegas i'm going to french tip every girl i see" What is the definition of "french tip"?

Output: the act of skeeting on a girls foot in order to be able to hug and/or kiss her after intercource

the act of skeeting on a girls foot in order to be able to hug and/or kiss her after intercource


Input: "kate: omg i'm seeing divyan today" What is the definition of "divyan"?

Output: an amazing guy with many talents


Input: ""person 1: don't you love the song, "does anybody really know what time it is"? person 2: 4:27 person 1: *look of disappointment*"" What is the definition of "4:27"?

Output: the answer to the question posed in the chicago song, "does anybody really know what time it is"

"4:27" is synonymous with utter fail and a horrid attempt at comedy, as well as a failed attempt at approval


Input: "person #1: so, what food do you like?  person #2: i like pie c:" What is the definition of "i like pie"?

Output: i like pie

a phrase used to express ones liking of pie


Input: "ah jack daniels is great" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?

Output: a tennessee sour-mash whiskey


Input: "did you see that chick over there?? she was so aarica" What is the definition of "aarica"?

Output: the coolest girl in the world!! she is hot, funny, and a best friend everyone wishes they had

crazy, spontanious, sexy, little ball of fire!


Input: "you know it's time to shower when you can smell the balue through your jeans" What is the definition of "balue"?

Output: "the combination of the words "balls" and "smell"

1) the tenacious scent that emanates from filthy testicles


Input: "me and all the bro's on my team were fist pumping so hard that we had a b-4 bronado rip through the whole party" What is the definition of "bronado"?

Output: when you have so many bros in one spot that the energy and vibration of having them all around causes a tiny tornado to whirl around

when a group of bro's begin to fist pump so hard that a whirl wind begins to form and then from that, a bro-nado rips through the party


Input: "joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll" What is the definition of "beat roll"?

Output: a wad of beat taken from a box and rolled up in paper or tissue like a small cigar


Input: "guy1: look at the fun bags on that girl" What is the definition of "fun bags"?

Output: slang word for womens breast


Input: "- are you a fursuiting? - no, i'm a csd" What is the definition of "csd"?

Output: crazy furry who doesn't wear fursuit and dance like a monkey

"cross-species-dressing a term used in the futurama episode "lrrreconcilable ndndifferences" a person that dresses up as another species


Input: "person 1: happy holidays" What is the definition of "happy holidays"?

Output: a phrase commonly used during winter, but it sounds stupid because it uses the word happy

people really get pissed about this shit?


Input: "omg have you need that new movie? its so munesh" What is the definition of "munesh"?

Output: something that is totally awesome and cannot be waited any longer for


Input: "let's eighty-six this punk's ass" What is the definition of "eighty-six"?

Output: to dump a drink on someone

to dispose of someone or something, to get rid of someone or something


Input: "mom: sweetheart you okay? you: makay mom" What is the definition of "makay"?

Output: "abbreviation for "my heart is beating so fast" usually used when flirting with someone you like

basically saying something like 'im okay', but it comes out fast


Input: "lyle wright is a shitstain on the ass of the human race" What is the definition of "shitstain"?

Output: a person who is a complete waste of space, a burden on the human race

an utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence


Input: "lance and stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding" What is the definition of "gold bonding"?

Output: when 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together

when 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together


Input: "person 1 - hey guys hey hay hey hay im kirsten whats up guise guise guise guise person 2 - calm yourself, faggot nigger bitch" What is the definition of "faggot nigger bitch"?

Output: a person who is extremely gay, and likes to believe that they are a wigger--or act gangster

a universal term used to describe those who are annoying


Input: "fisting with bloody knuckles" What is the definition of "bloody knuckles"?

Output: sexual act involving fisting a girl (or guy) up the ass

sexual act, one participant must be standing erect and female


Input: "he took it out of her ass and put it in her mouth? sounds like an asshole popsicle" What is the definition of "asshole popsicle"?

Output: when you take a popsicle out of someone's ass and make them suck on it

"a slang term used when describing "ass to mouth"


Input: "my sister won't believe her husbands cheats until she sees the blue dress" What is the definition of "blue dress"?

Output: the stains on a woman's white dress after a man releases himself in her


Input: "they're really cjvi" What is the definition of "cjvi"?

Output: a term that describes how great a band is


Input: "i just managed to bunny up over a 1 meter fence" What is the definition of "bunny up"?

Output: it's a technique to jump with a mountain bike or bmx: first you get some speed, then you lift up the front wheel, and hope you will clear it

it's a technique to jump with a mountain bike or bmx: first you lift the front wheel, then the rear using the grip of your feet


Input: "you're such an a pipe stop being such an a pipe" What is the definition of "a pipe"?

Output: a dumbass, a fool

an alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole


Input: "did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic" What is the definition of "brotastic"?

Output: a form of epicness in which one bro's the fuck out of his/her day, week, month, year, life, etc

to be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds


Input: "-you see gary busey go on that dangle fest" What is the definition of "dangle fest"?

Output: one player getting by many others using fly moves in a hockey game

one player getting by many others using fly moves in a hockey game


Input: "shit dude, i tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered" What is the definition of "kung-fu hustle"?

Output: when you try to get a girl's panties on her head so you can get a better view of your sweet spot

place a wooden board across a woman's vagina


Input: "dat black, white supremacist is really gettin on my nerves jimbo and cooter, but he's good for the cause" What is the definition of "black, white supremacist"?

Output: a person who is against racism, but understands that it will take many more years before society becomes color blind

a condition framed by [dave chappelle]: a black person (usually [blind] and living in the south) who has been taught white supremacy propaganda by his/her [white] braille teacher


Input: "america had a one question test november 4th,  a was john mccain, b was barack obama" What is the definition of "barack obama"?

Output: the 44th president of the united states of america


Input: "yeah, we were just [kickin' it], but now she's my booever" What is the definition of "booever"?

Output: "someone who you have "officially" dated, as opposed to simply "hooking up"


Input: "ooh i'd love a smooch from miss boccabella :*" What is the definition of "boccabella"?

Output: a gorgeous, plump, fun and loving individual

boccabella is an italian phrase which directly translates as mouth beautiful (beautiful mouth) and means one with that last name has wonderful lip skills


Input: "this barking dog is being a total pesticle" What is the definition of "pesticle"?

Output: a person, animal or situation that is annoying, a pest

when a small animal is pestering you (usually a male)


Input: ""she is so beautexy that she redefines "sexy"" What is the definition of "beautexy"?

Output: beautiful and sexy combined


Input: "tim: what's the copulace like at the concert? alex: man, there are pigs everywhere" What is the definition of "copulace"?

Output: the collective term for a group of police officers

the amount of cops one sees in any given area or time span


Input: "sunny was [secure] in her contemporaneousity" What is the definition of "contemporaneousity"?

Output: the quality of being [contemporary]

the [art] of [being] [all] on the same [planet] at exactly the [same time], or [moment] despite the illusion of [zones] and invisible, divisible, [spatial] boundaries


Input: ""robert: "hey guys the taxi is here, is jesse riding back with us?"  chris: "nah dude, some cock slayer took him home" What is the definition of "cock slayer"?

Output: "1) a female who "slays" men with her cock

"1) a female who actively seeks out drunk males during "last call" to take home for sexual intercourse that wouldn't happen otherwise if the male were sober


Input: "i got taken by a [hyip] ponzi scam last week" What is the definition of "ponzi"?

Output: a [pyramid] scheme that pays off initial investors with money from later investors


Input: "chingada madre way" What is the definition of "chingada"?

Output: "in spanish "chingar" means to fuck so "chingada" would be (fuck her) (fuck you) etc


Input: "that anti theists said i was shoving my stupid silly beliefs down their throat" What is the definition of "anti theists"?

Output: people who don't realize they turned atheism into a religion

people who don't realize they turned atheism into a religion


Input: "thizzin is high, and perkin is drunk" What is the definition of "perkin"?

Output: to get drunk

the condidion of being [drunk] on [alcohol]


Input: ""he/she is so anal retentive that they flip-a-bitch at the very sight of anything that is not "just so" and must organize immediately" What is the definition of "anal retentive"?

Output: characterized by a compulsive, perfectionistic concern with neatness, order, and exactness

"person/persons who obviously have something up their butt, but (no punn intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else who is undeserving


Input: "jake, you are so cuddlable" What is the definition of "cuddlable"?

Output: the ability to be absolutely cuddled

something that describes black veil brides lead guitarist, jake pitts


Input: "hey jim, pass me another coldbeer" What is the definition of "coldbeer"?

Output: a nice cold brew to drink on a hot summer's day

a beer which has been properly prepared for consumption


Input: ""now that place had some bad juju" What is the definition of "bad juju"?

Output: haunted by a bad vibe or aura


Input: "yo, my boy in the red acura has a big boy for $250" What is the definition of "big boy"?

Output: a slang term for a brick of heroin which consists of five ten bag bundles

a slang term for a brick of heroin which consists of five ten bag bundles


Input: "power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston  bloodhound gang's foxtrot uniform charlie kilo" What is the definition of "dude piston"?

Output: "drill sergeant in full dress uniform

the cock, penis, pork steeple, quiver bone


Input: ""tom: "hey, look at that complankicous nigga" What is the definition of "complankicous"?

Output: 1


Input: "jimmy crapcorn was one hell of a butt smuggler for the us government during the cold war era" What is the definition of "butt smuggler"?

Output: (n) one who smuggles things in his or her butt

someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another


Input: "wow, you only missed your period once? you're so lucky meryeil" What is the definition of "meryeil"?

Output: a girl with a 12 inch tall hair, she usually has smallish boobs, but gets her period once a year

"someone who always get cinnabon alot of times in just a week


Input: "gonna make dat thing go bada boom" What is the definition of "bada boom"?

Output: to bang de lady with a lot of love [boom boom] but bada

to bang de lady with a lot of love [boom boom] but bada


Input: "that ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble" What is the definition of "ass clown"?

Output: a

a prick, who is at the same time a jackass


Input: "hey sis stay away from that guy his cock-a-saurus-rex shredded my vagina last weekend my uterus was bruised and required medical attention" What is the definition of "cock-a-saurus-rex"?

Output: a male species that often roams the streets unsupervised and in most cases with an erection so large that it often impairs dexterity and balance


Input: "ahaha that was pretty funny gtm" What is the definition of "gtm"?

Output: "stands for "gotta to master"

giggle to myself used instead of [lol] or :l


Input: "josh hammed timmy at the lake house in front of everyone" What is the definition of "hammed"?

Output: to make a move on someone, very openly and forward

when you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face


Input: "so, rob, are you two going to go back to your place?  bow chicka bow wow" What is the definition of "bow chicka bow wow"?

Output: music from porn, or the sound of a porno playing

"sex scenes in porn videos during the seventies were accompanied with what was considered to be cheesy music, even by seventies standards


Input: "guy 1: so what happened last night dude?  guys 2: let's just say i got her blowing bubbles" What is the definition of "blowing bubbles"?

Output: blowing bubbles is a phrase used to describe the act in which a girl gargles cum and spits it back at you

used to describe what a girl will be doing afer you ejeculate in her mouth, blowing bubbles with the cum


Input: "tom: ohhh what ya got over there drinker: a tom tom: oh i see now" What is the definition of "a tom"?

Output: a type of person who doesnt get tired of saying the word [oh] and likes to confuse people by using the word [tom]

a fantastic drink consisting of two parts labatt blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around


Input: " you're one crazy mofo" What is the definition of "crazy mofo"?

Output: short for crazy mother fucker


Input: "that guy don revo is a real igger" What is the definition of "igger"?

Output: an ignorant nigger

an east indian person or person of east indian decent who thinks that they are black


Input: "bob is wearing a brown shirt today" What is the definition of "brown shirt"?

Output: a shirt that is brown in colour


Input: "it's too bad osama wasn't taken alive and thrown to the mobs in times square, instead, he was bin-ladened" What is the definition of "bin-ladened"?

Output: "verb

adj: an individual, sometimes a terrorist, who is finally brought to justice


Input: "after having no chocolate for 3 days, i just ate a piece and had a chocolate orgasm" What is the definition of "chocolate orgasm"?

Output: the shiver you get when you eat chocolate

the amazing feeling you get when delicious chocolate melts in your mouth


Input: "colby college was #1 in the u" What is the definition of "colby college"?

Output: one of the seven sisters of which the cheese league is comprised

one of the seven sisters of which the cheese league is comprised


Input: "hi top or low top chuck taylors" What is the definition of "chuck taylors"?

Output: old school sneakers that are super comfortable and go with anything

old school sneakers that are super comfortable and go with anything


Input: "man, i'd like to play with those fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?

Output: insanely huge, plump breasts


Input: "bob and jane are stuck in that freaking cupcake phase" What is the definition of "cupcake phase"?

Output: the cupcake phase is the name given to the relationship between two people who can't decide wether they like eachother or not

those first weeks of your relationship where you're all giddy and over affectionate and everyone hates you


Input: "brah shove that butter down your shorts the butter nazi is watching" What is the definition of "butter nazi"?

Output: a person that requires you to wear shorts over your swimming trunks at all times when in public

some one who works at a bread restaurant and limits the amount of butter one can use on their bagget


Input: "1) i used that dirty whore like a bowling ball" What is the definition of "bowling ball"?

Output: "term used to describe a man who uses a woman for sexual purposes

"term used to degrade a woman who has given up all three holes to a man (oral, coitus, and anal sex)


Input: "fps doug: boom! headshot!" What is the definition of "boom! headshot!"?

Output: the signature catch phrase of [fps doug], from the acclaimed [pure pwnage] series

the signature catch phrase of [fps doug], from the acclaimed [pure pwnage] series


Input: "thank the booblord my girlfriend went up a cup-size" What is the definition of "booblord"?

Output: the lord of all boobs, and all that is boob-like

the deity one prays to for breast related matters


Input: "i was giving it large in the club lastnight" What is the definition of "giving it large"?

Output: to act like a complete bad ass


Input: "the david bowie knife is the same as a dildo, or vibrator" What is the definition of "david bowie knife"?

Output: a knife which has been used on someone romantically

the david bowie knife is the prefered weapon of choice of the stalker, be it internet stalker or im in ur bushes stalker, they love this weapon


Input: "you've been baby dicked" What is the definition of "baby dicked"?

Output: when you're completely hungover and feel like shit

to get screwed over by someone with a tiny penis similar to that of a baby


Input: "the 'itchy and scratchy' movie is at the googleplex for 3 weeks" What is the definition of "googleplex"?

Output: the theatre at black hawk near denver international airport

the cinema complex often frequented by bart simpson & friends, springfield usa


Input: "an example of gang stalking is where one, the gang stalking rat, picks out a target, usually somebody he has a grudge with, then attacks them" What is the definition of "gang stalking"?

Output: a organized hate crime, where multiple people haras and stalk one person, while gathering evidence to destroy there lives

gang stalking is where various people with the same agenda attack you in some way


Input: "the joint is canaling" What is the definition of "canaling"?

Output: when a joint or blunt filled with marijuana starts to burn and the marijuana moves toward the center due to the paper burning away


Input: "andy: yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately? jeff: i gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate" What is the definition of "cauliflower cheese"?

Output: when a girl with a hairy muff gets horny and wets herself

as a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear


Input: "we have a binity of eyes, ears, and legs" What is the definition of "binity"?

Output: a combination of two words into one word that makes sense


Input: "aww man am pure bongo'd likes" What is the definition of "bongo'd"?

Output: to be drunk, pissed


Input: "man fnl #1 and #2 love to bounce that ass" What is the definition of "fnl"?

Output: [fnl] is a term used for a man that loves to lick and suck on the asshole of another man


Input: "lets get some nexus tonite so we can see bee's  i got some good nexus last nite in the club" What is the definition of "nexus"?

Output: this is another word for weed if you get it you got some good shit


Input: "brian bell is sassier than lady gaga, a tibetan gerbil, and tobasco sauce, all put together" What is the definition of "brian bell"?

Output: brian is a boy, who is full of smiles, and has a heart of gold

"super-nerd guitarist of the amazing band weezer


Input: "dude i walked downstairs this morning and vicki was shooting her jew goo all over taco in the kitchen while smooth jazz was playing in the background" What is the definition of "jew goo"?

Output: jewish semen

a lumpy creamy substance that is light green or yellowish in pigmentation


Input: "person one: whos that cute guy with tight jeans? person two: oh thats a chestercat" What is the definition of "chestercat"?

Output: awesome, cute, amazing, gay, loves cheese, really loves chicken

is a cat that travels though time and space in a sexy machine called a tardis


Input: "man: i did so well until the end which is when i got audioserved" What is the definition of "audioserved"?

Output: to be hit in the face with an ipod

what happens when you hit a gray car near the end of a song, after you've just done a full no gray run on ninja mono, on [audiosurf]


Input: ""returning his table in the tavern, he looking down and seeing a pubic hair on the rim of his glass, he angrily shout, "all right, who dicked my drink" What is the definition of "dicked my drink"?

Output: saying that your drink has been tampered with, and you know who did it, but you can't prove it

to seripticiously place ones penis into the the glass or cocktail of another


Input: "jimmy gave me the worst bbq pit" What is the definition of "bbq pit"?

Output: a form of sexual abuse in which the abuser uses their finger to dig out and apply the fecal matter from another's anus

a bruise in the anus that results from being pumped too hard from anal sex


Input: "cnet has taken over gamefaqs again" What is the definition of "cnet"?

Output: a company that owns many game websites including gamefaqs

evil people who take over loved message boards and websites and piss people off


Input: "mate, i was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after i blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe" What is the definition of "baby giraffe"?

Output: a term used to describe the walk of an individual after he/she has been 'rammed' up the ass

an expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless


Input: "man, check out that fat piece of shits custard arms" What is the definition of "custard arms"?

Output: fat person with fat arms

having fat arms, the fat usually hangs from the arm - the same as lunch lady arms


Input: ""did you see that guy staring at us?  "yeah he was creepertastic" What is the definition of "creepertastic"?

Output: a total creeper who everyone thinks is creepy

(n): a person who exemplifies all the qualities of a creeper fantastically, one who creeps, or is creepy very well


Input: ""ron: "dude, that girl turned out to be a real cul de sac" What is the definition of "cul de sac"?

Output: a girl who seems really nice and is leading you down the right path but as time goes on you realize she is a dead end

a girl at a bar or other drinking establishment who you think you're getting somewhere with, but things unceremoniously end, leaving you alone for the night


Input: "1)oh my god that girl is soo boolah" What is the definition of "boolah"?

Output: boolah is a word which describes

an arabic word that usually can describe a person place or thing


Input: "bitch wants to caso' flenta" What is the definition of "caso' flenta"?

Output: blow my shit


Input: "it's hard to believe anyone misspells comfotable anymore" What is the definition of "comfotable"?

Output: misspelling of [comfortable]

a common misspelling of the word comfortable


Input: ""shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf" What is the definition of "astro turf"?

Output: the patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum

the patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum


Input: "jenny is so dramalicious" What is the definition of "dramalicious"?

Output: a person who spits (or would spit) game your way, the type of person who is always talking, but doesn't always talk about anything

wishing your life resembles a soap-opera


Input: "remember 10 years ago when bloc party played instruments?" What is the definition of "bloc party"?

Output: that band that used to play instruments


Input: "i was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel" What is the definition of "glocknade"?

Output: the word glocknade comes from the glock firearm

when a glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion


Input: "stop dicking around" What is the definition of "dicking around"?

Output: mocking around


Input: "she gestrated for them to leave the mexican restaurant" What is the definition of "gestrated"?

Output: to gesture, as in get out, leave, vamoose, get away


Input: "see that guy over there in the corner bummin' people for smokes, he is a skiv" What is the definition of "skiv"?

Output: a person who steals cigarettes from corner stores

"skiv is a word almost impossible to define but here is my best attempt


Input: "monica sexually aroused justin, in her sleep, then stopped suddenly and hit him in the balls, black balling him" What is the definition of "black balling"?

Output: to hit a male in the testicles when they are in the shower with you

to sexually arouse a male while you are sleeping, to then suddenly stop and hit him in the balls


Input: "karen is such a floor whore" What is the definition of "floor whore"?

Output: a cheerleader on the gym floor ex: 1) basketball [cheerleader] 2) pep assembly [cheerleader]

a cheerleader on the gym floor ex: 1) basketball [cheerleader] 2) pep assembly [cheerleader]


Input: "bro look at that ugly booga wolf over there" What is the definition of "booga wolf"?

Output: an extremely ugly person who usually has a very large head

an extremely ugly person who usually has a very large head


Input: "being a billionaire, anthony thought it was his right to danza slap any women who gave him head" What is the definition of "danza slap"?

Output: the act of slapping a girl in the face after she gives you a blowjob

"a "danza slap" is when a man slaps his erect penis derisively on the face of the woman who is giving him a blowjob


Input: "jill and i were planning our own little forbidden picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our picnic all the better" What is the definition of "forbidden picnic"?

Output: a naked picnic where everyone has to touch themselves

"a sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc


Input: ""you see that baller with 10 girls around him? "ya, cause he's got that tight ass clh hoodie on, full(see definition by jrodmynizzle)""" What is the definition of "clh"?

Output: "clh is a name of a person who has a girlfriend named ashley and is pimpin thinh out to her

"short for "creating limitless heights" a tight ass urban clothing line worn by none other than cash money himself


Input: "'i'm not a nerd, i'm altnerdative" What is the definition of "altnerdative"?

Output: alternative nerds

a person that isn't quite a nerd yet isn't alternative either, but is a little bit of both


Input: ""yo i gave that bitch the quailman "nice""" What is the definition of "quailman"?

Output: "a synonym for "good", as in

drop your nuts on a bitches eyes and let your meat stick straight up her forehead


Input: "yuk, get some tic tacs, poo breath" What is the definition of "poo breath"?

Output: the morning after a long night of drinking, you wake up and your breath smells like a shitehouse

one who's breath resembles that of fecal matter


Input: "becky: hey look at that guy vicky: ye he's got a girlfriend becky: ye shes a total alice in wonderland reject" What is the definition of "alice in wonderland reject"?

Output: a person who wears silly trousers and strange footwear

an alice in wonderland reject is a girl who dresses queerly on purpose


Input: "the person who best played christmas eve in avenue q was without a doubt ann harada" What is the definition of "ann harada"?

Output: ann harada is a tyranical person who thinks its funny to shove cookies up her butt but in reality its not funny at all she needs to get a life

a broadway actress known for work in productions such as avenue q, 9 to 5, suessical the musical, and so on


Input: "last night i was hanging out with allison cavanaugh and she shot a nigga 6 times in the chest" What is the definition of "allison cavanaugh"?

Output: the most beautiful girl in the world

hood nigga, wine aficionado, spends lots of money on food, and is a classy ass bitch


Input: "baby, if i don't sleep with my doo rag on, you gon' have to re-braid my hair in a coupe dayz" What is the definition of "doo rag"?

Output: "gangsta hat made of wool, some shit like that

a silk-like material worn around the head of black males (mainly) to ensure that their braids will last longer than 5 days


Input: "a person with dyslexia thinks a dog is some sort of god" What is the definition of "dyslexia"?

Output: a person who has trouble reading and writing because of a problem in the brain


Input: "kerima is always afkaladar" What is the definition of "afkaladar"?

Output: on top of the world

someone who is constantly afk and does not give a reason as to why


Input: "when we stayed at the b and b in rural england, the owners kept trying to sell the building to us" What is the definition of "b and b"?

Output: bed and breakfast


Input: "man, amalie can shake that [booty]" What is the definition of "amalie"?

Output: is tight and sexy

a girl who can be evil, but is also nice and funny when she needs to


Input: "hey quit hitting me woman, i was just busting your ovaries a little" What is the definition of "busting your ovaries"?

Output: when a guy is around a lot of hot women and he's starting to get turned on

"analogous by gender context to the common phrase "busting your balls


Input: "put your bethany blackwell in my vaginal circle" What is the definition of "bethany blackwell"?

Output: bethany blackwell is a sexy beast with a nice bum

[he] is the useful lesbian that converts to women yet falls in love with men that are in high school


Input: "if you like belle and sebastian, you should probably also check out looper" What is the definition of "looper"?

Output: an amazing movie starring brad pit and mary louise parker i loved it to bits

a scottish indie pop/electronica band formed in the late 90s by stuart david, the former base player of belle and sebastian


Input: "epileptic cow is so bad at pvp hahahaha xd epileptic cow sux lel" What is the definition of "epileptic cow"?

Output: one of the best youtube videos ever


Input: "jimmy savile got to 6th base when he did voluntary work at that hospital in leeds" What is the definition of "6th base"?

Output: to have sex on a hospital ward

sexual congress with a corpse, necrophilia


Input: "phillip, now that fox hunting is illegal, let's stay in this afternoon for some blood sports said elizabeth with a twinkle in her eye" What is the definition of "blood sports"?

Output: the cruel and unusual punishment which takes place in the small town of jonesboro, illinois

cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman


Input: "cody- the other night i had such a huge fargleberry incident i swear i shot it through my undies" What is the definition of "fargleberry"?

Output: when your fart sharts your underwear with a wet sweaty fart

when a person has a dangleberry and farts so hard that it dislodges itself


Input: "ho, ho, ho that was pretty funny, how about you apply some moon sugar right here" What is the definition of "moon sugar"?

Output: powdered cocaine applied to the face or body

a kiss applied to the buttocks, a more polite way to say kiss my ass


Input: "the girl that i was afraid to ask out sneaked up behind gave me a surprise flash fuck" What is the definition of "flash fuck"?

Output: when a girl or guy


Input: "a harlequin fetus wouldn't want to scare you; it was born that way" What is the definition of "harlequin fetus"?

Output: a severe birth defect

a poor, misunderstood soul often linked to by inconsiderate people in attempt to scare others


Input: "would you like to talk to crustin over there, hes a really sexy boy" What is the definition of "crustin"?

Output: to have a crust on, to be obsessed with a person

(v)meaning a crusty but desirable man (n) very sexy boy


Input: "a yo dawg, wus good?" What is the definition of "a yo"?

Output: "often used as a gteeting in replacement of "hey yo""

"often used as a gteeting in replacement of "hey yo""


Input: "that bitch left a nasty foul cunt turd in the bathroom" What is the definition of "cunt turd"?

Output: a turd so nasty you have to flush it down the toilet twice

foul used tampon that has dried out and turned brown or black


Input: "i was up a few hundred before the cards got all aidsey" What is the definition of "aidsey"?

Output: the word used in newburyport mass usa meaning

when something becomes undesirable, especially when something goes from good to bad


Input: "yo b.t.dubs. i saw ya on the weekend" What is the definition of "b.t.dubs."?

Output: by the way

"is a sland term for btw / or by the way


Input: "dude, watch this guy claremont mckenna that [scrippsie]" What is the definition of "claremont mckenna"?

Output: a small liberal arts college in southern california


Input: "check out the arm candy with that dude" What is the definition of "arm candy"?

Output: hot girl on a guys arm

a remarkably attractive person of either gender accompanying you or some other lucky person


Input: "dude, put the binyay away" What is the definition of "binyay"?

Output: a word that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, preposition, interjection, or article


Input: "lizbet is an awesome girl" What is the definition of "lizbet"?

Output: a awesome girl


Input: "after downing his pint, mike poured himself a saucier sip from pat's pitcher" What is the definition of "saucier sip"?

Output: the last sip of a beverage poured from a bottle or pitcher

buying a pint of your own beer, and then when you're done pouring yourself a'sip' from the community pitcher, when you don't buy pitchers!


Input: "we da ap get at me we th niggas you want to see cause we the freshest motherfuckers where ever we may b  appreciate purple" What is the definition of "appreciate purple"?

Output: to smoke weed


Input: "he's one crafy bastard" What is the definition of "crafy"?

Output: crafty + sneaky + sly = crafy

the act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction


Input: "potato chips are my fatnip" What is the definition of "fatnip"?

Output: a person's vice or weakness

a fattening food that makes you happy when you eat it


Input: "i hear your mom is a hardcore scatlover" What is the definition of "scatlover"?

Output: most often an obsessed mother who is totally into pooping on men

one who utilizes shit(sometimes referred to as scat)for pleasurable purposes


Input: "i heard something that i came close to believing, then i realized i was almost byned" What is the definition of "byned"?

Output: the act of being so drunk you are about to black out

verb -to be tricked into believing complete and utter nonsense


Input: "did you see johnny appleseed? he had had some major bambooza going on" What is the definition of "bambooza"?

Output: the act of getting super high


Input: "♬yo' bitch look like a boogie wolf" What is the definition of "boogie wolf"?

Output: one who dances and/or acts like a slut or hoe

"typically an overweight, ratchet, jive having, fat bitch that needs to shave


Input: "your listening to howard 100 on sirius" What is the definition of "howard 100"?

Output: howard stern's channel on sirius

the newest and next best thing to ever hit sirius radio


Input: "person: ketsia" What is the definition of "ketsia"?

Output: a person with high expectations and high hopes


Input: "the rocky horror picture show is and will always be ooberiffic" What is the definition of "ooberiffic"?

Output: sooooo

something that is so great it can only be described by two words


Input: "he owes me a buck fifty" What is the definition of "buck fifty"?

Output: a dollar and fifty cents


Input: "to make an euro sign you must press: alt gr + 4 = €" What is the definition of "alt gr"?

Output: the button to the right of the space bar that is used to make �, @, £, and other foreign symbols

same as above but the euro sign (€) is actualy done by pressing alt gr and 4


Input: "the worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad" What is the definition of "bum wad"?

Output: a wad of toilet paper or toilet tissue


Input: "guy:my name is buhle" What is the definition of "buhle"?

Output: a zulu name which means 'glory'

its a real great comment to receive from anyone


Input: "support the american world empire movement" What is the definition of "american world empire movement"?

Output: a movement that seeks to make the united states into a world empire with absolute power over the planet earth

a movement that seeks to put the policy in place that the united states should conquer the rest of the world or all of it that they can


Input: ""i went to a political rally last night and that demonkey candidate sure made an ass of himself" What is the definition of "demonkey"?

Output: a derogatory term for a member of the democratic party

"(noun) political party portmanteau: (de'mon'key) demonkey is a new term for the democratic party and it's beloved mascot the "donkey" aka "jackass"


Input: "asian guy: omg dude my azn rage is like huge" What is the definition of "azn rage"?

Output: the act of being asian and having a black man's rage


Input: "hank hill quotes  hank: we sell propane and propane accessories" What is the definition of "hank hill"?

Output: the main character from the tv show king of the hill


Input: "sorry love, not into blood sport" What is the definition of "blood sport"?

Output: "having intercourse during "rag-week""


Input: "sgt: just for that griffin you have to listen to a track from this chris gaines album" What is the definition of "chris gaines"?

Output: the best rapper in the whole world


Input: "keani is really awsome" What is the definition of "keani"?

Output: a girl that is sweet, nice, and caring


Input: "that girl blima who lives across the hall is kind of the shit" What is the definition of "blima"?

Output: (n) a dangerous creature that is found in many forms, often in the form of an extremely attractive female


Input: "this spot may be good to set up a basha" What is the definition of "basha"?

Output: a temporary shelter made by laying branches and leaves on the ground and covering them with a tarp


Input: ""bob watches "ghost hunters", but he's not convinced that ghosts are intelligent entities, but more likely a recording on space, or a side-effect of electro-magnetic interference, because he's a fortean" What is the definition of "fortean"?

Output: a fortean is someone who believes in the existence of mysterious phenomena and unexplained abilities

relating to an interest in oddball psuedo-science, [cryptozoology], [alien big cats], [ufology], and the like more from an inquisitive standpoint than a sensationalistic one


Input: "i was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver" What is the definition of "hand maneuver"?

Output: a intricate massage of the penis and testicles

a hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate


Input: "1- damn, kid, check out that paradise devil across the streets" What is the definition of "paradise devil"?

Output: a police helicopter


Input: "i learned the hard way that claysturbation doesn't work well if the mold's edges are too sharp" What is the definition of "claysturbation"?

Output: the art of masturbating with a claymation figure

the act of fashioning a dildo from a clay mold of your own penis and using it to sodomize yourself


Input: "dave:look at the mo's at walmart ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs" What is the definition of "glutton express"?

Output: a 18 wheeler motorized wheelchair with 3 lanes of traffic to move out of the way for

"a "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another


Input: "i am attracted to blue creatures and have an avatar fetish" What is the definition of "avatar fetish"?

Output: to be sexually attracted to avatars/people interested in avatar

to be sexually attracted to avatars/people interested in avatar


Input: "we audi 5000" What is the definition of "audi 5000"?

Output: "the word actually comes from the b2/type 81 sedan audi sold from 1980 to 1987


Input: "that guy with the cool motorcycle looks like such a bamfc" What is the definition of "bamfc"?

Output: one who exhibits the behavior of, or resembles in appearance, a bad ass mother fucker

a bad-ass mother-fucking [champ] or [cholo]


Input: "(n) [chris evans] has a floofy" What is the definition of "floofy"?

Output: a very good looking person with a floppy hair style

a male's butt that has the perfect amont of flatness and poofiness - not too flat, and not too poofy! can be used as an adjective or a noun


Input: "bobby heenan was such a great manager" What is the definition of "bobby heenan"?

Output: one of the greatest wrestlers/ managers in wrestling history

one of the best heel wrestling managers and commentators in the history of professional wrestling


Input: "i got this bitch drunk and gave her a arabidooderpoodersmooder" What is the definition of "arabidooderpoodersmooder"?

Output: arabidooderpoodersmooder is the word with the most amount of letters in itrebel

when a person is fucking a bitch sideways and his balls get jammed in her asshole


Input: "yo, everybody from tha 718 rep yo shit" What is the definition of "718"?

Output: the area code for brooklyn, duh!

area code for tha bx (bonx) and bk (booklyn)


Input: "get me that item asafp" What is the definition of "asafp"?

Output: as soon as fucking possible


Input: "i love verbal jint's take on cafe rap" What is the definition of "cafe rap"?

Output: [rap] music performed by [asian] [rap] artists in an attempt to bridge the gap between [hiphop] and more traditional [asian] music

a type of music characterized by smooth, soft rapping over a chill beat


Input: "ann arbor is the best city on earth" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?

Output: "awesome city 1


Input: "you, on seeing a hot as fuck girl: hmmmmm, 24-36-24 your mate: huh? you: that girl there walking past" What is the definition of "24-36-24"?

Output: age, height, shoe-size

statistically the perfect figure, for a woman


Input: "let's go chill with that boy c-craw tonight, cuz he is a throwed ass nigga" What is the definition of "c-craw"?

Output: "or "c-craw", is slang in houston, texas for "cool", "chill", or "that's cool" some h-town niggas be like

"is a throwed ass nigga from that h-town


Input: "the candidate skipped the foreplay and started big game hunting his opponent's recent sexual scandal" What is the definition of "big game hunting"?

Output: to go after something with complete focus and determination

to target and then fire upon a sensitive issue or topic in a debate, essay, joke, or conversation


Input: "you can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here)" What is the definition of "appleprole"?

Output: to approach one's girlfriend/boyfriend etc


Input: "look at dem niggas ova der cup cakin in da corna" What is the definition of "cup cakin"?

Output: wher a bitch or a hoe get fucked up in the ass by a nigga or a playa

whisperin sweeet nuffins in a girl/boy ear,spittin game


Input: "he's been pissing out my ass all week, looks like he's a real porridge daddy" What is the definition of "porridge daddy"?

Output: a term used to describe a small insignificant person, who you feel has an overly large head

someone who has been the victim of explosive diarrhea for several consecutive days


Input: ""stuy: "dude, look at what u spell when you turn the numbers 08531 upside down on your calculator" What is the definition of "08531"?

Output: "the best number combination that has ever been made by man

what you type in on a calculator to spell the word, lesbo


Input: "damn rd bofz needs to stop bofing" What is the definition of "bofz"?

Output: the ultimate bof (bad person)

to put drugs up your ass to get pass airport security in order to get weed on a plane you must bof it


Input: "carolann sexy lady that gives good sex" What is the definition of "carolann"?

Output: cool lady that knows how to have fun

carolann is the most amazing girl you will ever meet shes extreamlly hot with a sexy body every one wants to bang her


Input: "and that's a fact, for the toh hath spoken" What is the definition of "toh"?

Output: the township of haslett, michigan


Input: "lillian - ew nick shaw tried to ask me out again" What is the definition of "nick shaw"?

Output: a ginger haired person who has a small dick and who is a ultimate virgin until at least 2015

"a short loser who attempts to date girls way out of his leauge and his height


Input: "blowjobs after marriage are like bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself" What is the definition of "blowjobs after marriage"?

Output: when your friend gets married and you expect lots of bj's for yourself, but you get none


Input: "jack and colton are ball-less losers" What is the definition of "ball-less losers"?

Output: men with no balls that are losers

any guy who doesnt have the guts to express his emotions or come out of the closet


Input: "bouncers at clubs have mastered the art of assholatry" What is the definition of "assholatry"?

Output: the act of being an asshole

actions exemplifying those taken by an [asshole]


Input: "guy 1: i saw a board and it was atter" What is the definition of "atter"?

Output: a word used to describe things that are awesome, cool, great, etc

atter, is a word meaning absolutely perfect


Input: "if alcohol is a crutch, jack daniels is a wheelchair" What is the definition of "jack daniels"?

Output: a tennessee sour-mash whiskey

"a quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water


Input: "i forgot to do my homework, so i used ncr to solve the problem quickly" What is the definition of "ncr"?

Output: the abbreviation for number line calculator it is used to check answers, and do math when a calculator is not available

a program on calculators used to save one's ass in use of the binomial theorem


Input: "guy 1:how'd you go with that girl? guy 2:terrible, she had a perthonality" What is the definition of "perthonality"?

Output: when a person only has a personality when they are drunk

the attitude exhibited by perth natives when they are out in public


Input: "there was another addisam scene on tonight's episode" What is the definition of "addisam"?

Output: the relationship between adam and sam from big brother 8

"a fictional couple from the show private practice made up of addison and sam


Input: "0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off" What is the definition of "0-60"?

Output: the time it takes for a car to go 0 to 60 mph

the time it takes (measured in seconds) for something to reach 60[mph] from a standing start


Input: "the brittan binder likes to reside in the nearby swamps of pottersville nj" What is the definition of "brittan binder"?

Output: shapeshifter, known for his lanky hair and lanky self


Input: "wow, that dude is such a chodenbacher" What is the definition of "chodenbacher"?

Output: 1


Input: "man, i gotsta get with that honey over there" What is the definition of "gotsta"?

Output: "a slang term for "has to", in the same way that "gotta" is


Input: "dude i am gonna give that bitch's arse the ultimate golden hall" What is the definition of "golden hall"?

Output: giving a woman's backside the licking of all lickings


Input: "today i'm going to wear a cami and shorts" What is the definition of "cami"?

Output: a cami is a female undergarment that covers the back and sides of the breasts


Input: "i was so deep up in this chick i gave her a bewwy wub" What is the definition of "bewwy wub"?

Output: a 10 minute blow job


Input: "aww man theres a fart nugget in my pants i shouldn't have pushed so hard" What is the definition of "fart nugget"?

Output: when you pass gas and a little piece breaks off and sticks to your pants


Input: "did you see that old man itry to use my ipod? total noob" What is the definition of "itry"?

Output: "the act of trying to do something but clearly having no idea what you're doing

(verb) the act of attempting to use an electronic device, like the ipod, or iphone, by someone on the other side of the digital divide


Input: "his dick was so big when i reached climax i was in bubber nation for a few weeks" What is the definition of "bubber nation"?

Output: a place where you go to get fucked

it is a state of well being that usually results from having sexual intercourse


Input: ""dude, i just fbooked you "hey, i saw you were fbooked""" What is the definition of "fbooked"?

Output: the past tense of being on facebook

the act of putting someone's pic on facebook


Input: "if you take clomid after your cycle you will keep 50% more gains" What is the definition of "clomid"?

Output: used by male and female athletes as a way to enhance their natural testosterone levels

anti-estrogen that gets rid of bitch tits


Input: "ay man don't mess wit dat boo boo head  my cuz twisted her out last week" What is the definition of "boo boo head"?

Output: common term for a slut in the cmh!

commonly used in the east bay ( bay area, california) a whore,chickenhead stupid female


Input: "niqui is a bouchey" What is the definition of "bouchey"?

Output: 1


Input: "crookston is a very calm town, with a tzar named walmart" What is the definition of "crookston"?

Output: mnopr town in minnesota


Input: "do my tits look nungy in this top?" What is the definition of "nungy"?

Output: fat, round, usually unflattering


Input: "shitto goes very well with boiled rice and sauce" What is the definition of "shitto"?

Output: a spicy food made from soya bean curd

a west african condiment made from fried shellfish and scotch bonnet chilli peppers


Input: "fuck man, it was a total good time when sally and monica were fucking eachother right against my front door" What is the definition of "good time"?

Output: a phrase that means'sexual intercourse'

when a bunch of lesbians knock on your door and you open the door and they are having hot sex on your front porch!


Input: "guy 1: dude whats that smell? guy 2: ahh man thats my balls, i hooked up with this chick after a crawfish boil and she had a really bad party box" What is the definition of "party box"?

Output: a really bad looking vagina that has been beaten from ever having sex

the aromatic scent reminiscent of dead hot fish from a women’s vagina after a long night of partying/dancing with friends


Input: "two buddha heist members set up a deal for a qp and gank that shiat" What is the definition of "buddha heist"?

Output: when you rob a bank dressed as the lord buddha

the stealing of marijuana or money from another person


Input: ""geez hawf bottle o' bucky "ah smoked hawf a fag a found on groond" "only hawf ma brain wurx""" What is the definition of "hawf"?

Output: scottish slang for half

"scottish slang for "half" it origonates from the common "ned" that is mostly seen with a bright tracksuit standing at a corner or bus stop acting like a fud


Input: "my car was fojaxed after the accident on friday" What is the definition of "fojaxed"?

Output: totally messed up, jacked up, broken, destroyed, etc

the act of becoming jacked up or screwed up


Input: "maddison loved her best friend keelyn; until she had a sudden case of bipolarbearnism" What is the definition of "bipolarbearnism"?

Output: 1

a sudden form of depression, that causes extreme urges to go out on a full on polar bear killing spree


Input: ""teacher: "in this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?" girl: "whats death?" guy: "really? you're straight derpin' right now""" What is the definition of "derpin'"?

Output: (verb) to be completely uncool and/or socially awkward in any public setting

a phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it


Input: "after 11 years and 363 days of constant bickering, john and mary were preparing for their 12th wedding aggriversary" What is the definition of "aggriversary"?

Output: the 11th anniversary of any marriage that has ended in divorce, or any other 1 year mark leading up to the 12th and final year

pertains to marital milestones of the contentious variety


Input: "riliey is now a firebreather after swallowing aaron's cum" What is the definition of "firebreather"?

Output: someone who has just swallowed semen

when someone swallows the cum of a redhead/ginger, they are a firebreather


Input: "vote fifen" What is the definition of "fifen"?

Output: the best candidate for president in the 2008 election

to vote 5 on a totally awesome flash movie at newgrounds


Input: "teenager-life sux lotzzzzz smartone-get away from me u stupid angst-monger" What is the definition of "angst-monger"?

Output: "someone who feeds off their "depressed" state in life and the world

one who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place


Input: "stfu you f00b >:o" What is the definition of "f00b"?

Output: a friendly version of [noob]

a cross between a noob and a fool / a foolishly acting newbie / a f0b0b0b


Input: "most hip hop videos contain an abundance of ghetto booty" What is the definition of "ghetto booty"?

Output: "(n


Input: "we're in s.e.c. 4 life" What is the definition of "s.e.c."?

Output: "s

software engineering crew the most well-known and respected crew in existance


Input: "trent: that kid has such blazed eyes keith: omg i kno, soooo faded" What is the definition of "blazed eyes"?

Output: the look in a stoned persons eyes

a kid who looks [blazed] because of his eyes, which are squinted and blood shot


Input: "wow janette, you are so bigspoonable" What is the definition of "bigspoonable"?

Output: a term used to refer to a person who would make a great [big spoon]

if some is of the right physical proportions, that they fit perfectly as the little spoon in a big spoon, little spoon formation


Input: "boom head shot, i owned him" What is the definition of "boom head shot"?

Output: when a player is head shot with any gun


Input: "fire in the hole" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?

Output: a phrase shouted when about to fart

a warning that you yell out when an explosion is imminent


Input: "me and cj were chillaxing at school" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?

Output: the act of chilling and relaxing at the same time


Input: "ugh, i just broke the chair" What is the definition of "broke the chair"?

Output: to stub one's toe on a chair and feel like crying because of the pain


Input: ""good way: "yo man, you were straight rumblin at that party last night" What is the definition of "rumblin"?

Output: to get straight crunk and crazy when you are drunk

being all around crazy and or stupid (either in a god or bad way)


Input: "the bed was covered in laura's own female ejaculate" What is the definition of "female ejaculate"?

Output: the squirt that comes out of a woman's urethra when she has a multiple orgasm

a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm


Input: "terry, you are such a fuckin' fat head" What is the definition of "fat head"?

Output: a person who is a real moron, one who has no common sense

a person who is a real moron, one who has no common sense


Input: "in her photo she was smoking hot, but when i met her i realized she was only cabbage patch cute" What is the definition of "cabbage patch cute"?

Output: a girl that you can only find cute from certain angles

someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good


Input: "hey, look at that tiny baxton" What is the definition of "baxton"?

Output: a very small, furry feline


Input: "$24 million dollars a day is what gm is losing every single day due in part to shit production and gas guzzling operating from the chevrolet blazer" What is the definition of "chevrolet blazer"?

Output: one of the best consuming suvs on the market place

"a long running, once popular sport utility vehicle produced by chevrolet


Input: "i love you :p" What is the definition of ":p"?

Output: a kiss from a guy to his love


Input: "shit i have to pay child support because i gave penelope a greek pregnancy" What is the definition of "greek pregnancy"?

Output: when you get a girl pregnant on her period without protection

a pregnancy resulting from a man ejaculating inside a woman during anal sex, and the semen dribbles from her anus into her vagina causing pregnancy