Input: "united nations peace keeping troops have spread the butt flu all over croatia" What is the definition of "butt flu"?

Output: a more politically correct term for either herpes, the clap or any other std

acquired immune deficiency syndrome-{aids}


Input: "damn dude, i gave my girl a full baby shower last night" What is the definition of "baby shower"?

Output: when a man proceeds to bathe a woman in his cum, usually after she has eaten a lot of sugar and has a few drinks

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body


Input: "the gangbanger shot the liquor store owner" What is the definition of "gangbanger"?

Output: a person who participates in shooting innocent people for no reason


Input: "koreans are famous for electronics - samsung, lg (south) vehicles - kia, hyundai (south) sports - taekwondo, takgyun, gumdo, speed-skate economy - (average) in top 20 richest countries for south" What is the definition of "koreans"?

Output: koreans are very smart and have the second highest iq per capita in the world


Input: "don't step in that massive concoction brewed by the triumvirate" What is the definition of "concoction"?

Output: 1

an assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag


Input: ""gurl you got dat fi! ass pussy" What is the definition of "dat fi!"?

Output: that fine as hell or fieness


Input: "i'm really glad that at a clubsteraunt i can enjoy dinner with my grandma then stick around to get black out drunk and give a thumbs up to the dj" What is the definition of "clubsteraunt"?

Output: a place that serves alcohol and has a meal before hand and a party after, with a dj playing club music

a clubsteraunt is a place of gathering that is family friendly during the day and a dancing alcoholics dream by night


Input: "kelly and jennifer were gigling girlishly after gym class as their pert nippies accidently brushed against each other in the changing room" What is the definition of "nippies"?

Output: "the combination of the words "nipples" and "babies"

erect, frim or pert nipples on a female breast


Input: "hey man let me get a greazy of that purple skunk" What is the definition of "greazy"?

Output: a greasy of weed is 1/8 ounce

term for a gram bag of high quality marijuana


Input: "jordan chandler took away one of the most beloved legend of our time" What is the definition of "jordan chandler"?

Output: the bitch that took away michael jackson

a pathological liar who was brainwashed by his father evan chandler to get money from a famous superstar


Input: "damn that big al over there is beasting it on the soccer field with those man abs" What is the definition of "big al"?

Output: a self-assumed name for a saucy little blond demon with man abs

a self-assumed name for a saucy little blond demon with man abs


Input: "why does nikhil keep poking me?? he is such a bum slut" What is the definition of "bum slut"?

Output: a person who likes to insult others while being a complete asshole


Input: ""guy 1-"hey, want to split this bottle of beer?" guy 2-"don't be such a beer pap" What is the definition of "beer pap"?

Output: (noun)

some-one who insists on sharing a single bottle of beer with one of the more hardcore drinkers


Input: "joe bloggs is an agnostic theist" What is the definition of "agnostic theist"?

Output: a person who believes that god exists but doesn't care

a person who believes in the existence of god but could not prove the existence of god or even be proved of the existence of god


Input: "charles: golly gee, i just vandalized that toilet with some muoop" What is the definition of "muoop"?

Output: the sound that comes from a toilet when it has been successfully vandalized

"(noun): a deposit of fecal matter containing large amounts of mucus


Input: "omg that was so dragstic" What is the definition of "dragstic"?

Output: extremely dramatic

the event is sudden as well as unexpected


Input: "girl: for my boyfriend's birthday, i agreed to cruise control him and his four closest friends" What is the definition of "cruise control"?

Output: the vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men

the vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men


Input: "i'm about to go get an edge up" What is the definition of "edge up"?

Output: to get high


Input: "mom: my arms are getting so buff from carrying around this baby weight all day" What is the definition of "baby weight"?

Output: a strength building mechanism made out of a baby

a strength building mechanism made out of a baby


Input: "half way throu the blunken i prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a blunket blunken" What is the definition of "blunket blunken"?

Output: to dunk ones cock into someones eyes

a variation on blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job)


Input: "that eediot wannabe will never be as funny as crazy jack" What is the definition of "crazy jack"?

Output: the one and only king of men


Input: "man, i feel asleep wasted last night and i woke up with dippin' dots all over my mouth this morning" What is the definition of "dippin' dots"?

Output: when you have dip all over your mouth from taking a big daidler

when you have dip all over your mouth from taking a big daidler


Input: "i got to experience a full body orgasm last night" What is the definition of "full body orgasm"?

Output: a full body orgasm is when you are so consumed with passion that every part of your being shudders and convulses as you climax


Input: "chris paul got more double doubles then kobe" What is the definition of "chris paul"?

Output: best point guard in the nba


Input: "when she raised her arm, her shirt pulled up and you could see her glory trail running into jeans" What is the definition of "glory trail"?

Output: the trail of hair leading from the bellybutton (often exposed when shirt is raised) to the vagina (usually covered by pants)

line (trail) of hairs that run from the [belly-button] to the [pubes],


Input: "matt hughes was doing good until gsp decided to drop the hammer on him" What is the definition of "drop the hammer"?

Output: to destroy your opponent with strikes or submissions in mma


Input: "elisabeth" What is the definition of "elisabeth"?

Output: elisabeth is the best girlfriend ever

elisabeth is a name which usually belongs to people who are slightly crazy


Input: "did you hear? cory just witnessed a sharknado" What is the definition of "sharknado"?

Output: a tornado that has high winds with lots of sharks flying around

"a "sharknado" derives from a combination of both the words "shark" and "tornado"


Input: "he is such a bojko" What is the definition of "bojko"?

Output: a person who is extremely boring


Input: "man, i went to go down on my girl last night but i totally got chicken fingers" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?

Output: "when one's finger is rejected from a woman's vagina

'chicken fingers' is the act during which a guy goes to go down a girl's pants and hesitantly chickens out because he's a pussy


Input: "harry was a regular bald eagle" What is the definition of "bald eagle"?

Output: noun 1


Input: "that scank last night from the bar sent me a filthie of her snatch" What is the definition of "a filthie"?

Output: "the act of sending or receiving a picture of a females genitalia via text "pic"


Input: "the dentist gave me novocaine" What is the definition of "novocaine"?

Output: a numbing agent

procaine administered as a hydrochloride


Input: "i can respect an hourglass figure, but that girl has blimungous thighs" What is the definition of "blimungous"?

Output: adj


Input: "man id like to eat that beef cupcake" What is the definition of "beef cupcake"?

Output: a woman with a very loose pus


Input: "i was goin' down on her and choked on a cherry berry" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?

Output: "pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe

"pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe


Input: "silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic" What is the definition of "cafeteria catholic"?

Output: a catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones

a catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones


Input: "dude i'm so cracked up right now" What is the definition of "cracked up"?

Output: to be high on meth


Input: "let's go get some coke from the snowman" What is the definition of "snowman"?

Output: a machine commonly found in small sandwich shops and some gas stations that dispenses drinks by pushing buttons similar to those on a candy machine


Input: "butt scrunchie is the co-host of the morning show" What is the definition of "butt scrunchie"?

Output: a colorful country radio dj from southeastern michigan who has diarrhea of the mouth when not on the air

a colorful country radio dj from southeastern michigan who has diarrhea of the mouth when not on the air


Input: "aaron's broura follows him wherever he goes" What is the definition of "broura"?

Output: a personal cloud of marijuana smoke

the aura surrounding a bro such that all of the bro's immediate surroundings also become broified


Input: "i was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and i immediately had a cougar knob" What is the definition of "cougar knob"?

Output: "a "cougar knob" is when a fully grown man gets an erection from a "cougar" or older woman

when you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants


Input: "for dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart" What is the definition of "bakewell tart"?

Output: the act of a woman shoving a funnel into her anus, before proceeding to urinate or defecate into it

after a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue


Input: ""thomas: "i believe richard had a boston t party at work yesterday" What is the definition of "boston t party"?

Output: when a person (usually a man) has a party in their pants


Input: "juan, you know i like it better when you wear your cocklet" What is the definition of "cocklet"?

Output: a cock ring worn by a man with a very small penis

a large cock ring, used by those who are well-endowed


Input: "there is a matthijs in this changing room" What is the definition of "matthijs"?

Output: dutch name derived from the word mat (or matt) meaning cat


Input: "1: steve died yesterday 2: oh god, what happened?  1: fapicide man, he dehydrated due to over masturbation" What is the definition of "fapicide"?

Output: the act of killing oneself by means of excessive masturbation

to kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation


Input: "p.e. classes" What is the definition of "p.e."?

Output: painful experiences


Input: "yeah, i guess that party last night was interesting, but it wasn't ass interesting" What is the definition of "ass interesting"?

Output: to be extremely interesting

used to describe when a subject is interesting to a level equal to women's asses


Input: "avoid mango and jalapeno jelly belly beans at all costs" What is the definition of "jelly belly"?

Output: "small bean like candy made by the w

"a famous american candy company started in the early 1900s


Input: ""you're moving to canada? "yeah, it's america light" What is the definition of "america light"?

Output: canada


Input: "mum: where did you get that hat from son  kid: a smack head gave it to me out the kindness of his heart" What is the definition of "smack head"?

Output: a name given to a heroin addict

a respectable person whos poison of choice is heroin


Input: "dude some guy broke into my house and took my tv  he must of been a clifford jones  yea most likely" What is the definition of "clifford jones"?

Output: a word commonly used in south west england for a theif with no heart

"a person (or shadow) being the blackest thing to ever be known on the planet


Input: "see that dude over there? he's a 1 percenter" What is the definition of "1 percenter"?

Output: a club of about 1 percent of the male population, whom of which will actually eat a [bleeding pussy]

a club of about 1 percent of the male population, whom of which will actually eat a [bleeding pussy]


Input: "jacque is the queerbo who stole my flowers" What is the definition of "queerbo"?

Output: a combination of queer and homo

a person who acts gayer than gay gayerson but, who isn't always gay


Input: "i ran from a hoosier in granite city today" What is the definition of "granite city"?

Output: granite city is a city in madison county in the state of illinois

a little shitty place in illinois filled with hoosiers


Input: "michael grace is 2 dollar dung ferret" What is the definition of "2 dollar dung ferret"?

Output: a cheap ass substitute for a full sized person

a 2 dollar dung ferrit is a person who has a big enough gap in there teeth to put a 2 dollar coin in the gap


Input: "hey jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that candy victim" What is the definition of "candy victim"?

Output: a person who has become prey to the evil candy clan

a person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching


Input: "tony and mike won't stop playing beef wellington" What is the definition of "beef wellington"?

Output: two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face

two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face


Input: "well, lewis just blacked out again" What is the definition of "blacked out"?

Output: (verb) to be a white male, speaking normally amongst other white people, but suddenly slipping into the natural tone of ebonics in the presence of african americans

(verb) to be a white male, speaking normally amongst other white people, but suddenly slipping into the natural tone of ebonics in the presence of african americans


Input: "i would like to requet time off from work" What is the definition of "requet"?

Output: verb: to ask for something with little or no expectation of getting it


Input: "i think i pulled a fart nugget" What is the definition of "fart nugget"?

Output: when an individual releases gas from the sphincter, and blows a secretion of crap that had been hanging there before

when an individual releases gas from the sphincter, and blows a secretion of crap that had been hanging there before


Input: "that dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15" What is the definition of "french horn"?

Output: the act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus

the act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus


Input: "gurl 1 : hey im trying to talk to a guy gurl2: make shure he is a fredy" What is the definition of "fredy"?

Output: a very handsome guy, always with a smile and alway's tend to make people laugh

a guy that is hella athletic hella chill and funny a gud guy a gud friend a person one can trust


Input: "angus and zoe are cool keds" What is the definition of "cool keds"?

Output: people who are cool shoes

to be a 12 year old with supreme coolness


Input: "did you see drew give ryan the old boney dony last night?" What is the definition of "boney dony"?

Output: slang for the act of one penis dancing with another

when a native american dips his balls in your eye sockets and then scalps you


Input: "k gave b bum love *mmmwah*" What is the definition of "bum love"?

Output: when a couple show affection by gently thrusting each others bum's into the other, normally accompanied with a kiss sound when contact is made

when a couple show affection by gently thrusting each others bum's into the other, normally accompanied with a kiss sound when contact is made


Input: "thank god (ironic? i think not) that there is such a thing as separation of church and state. imagine being forced to believe a certain way or being punished by law for believing something" What is the definition of "separation of church and state."?

Output: the 1st amendment to the u

"perhaps the most ignored and misunderstood part of the 1st amendment, even the whole damn constitution


Input: "idh any money, do you? idh my cell phone, i left it at home" What is the definition of "idh"?

Output: i don't have

i dont have saying you don't have something


Input: "childlover is a word because of the nature of language" What is the definition of "childlover"?

Output: a word defined as an affectionate term for a child, see [word]childlove[/word]

an individual who is sexually and romantically attracted to prepubescent children (boys, girls, or less frequently, boys


Input: "i went to bevier yesterday, to eat at the pear tree" What is the definition of "bevier"?

Output: a small town in missouri, with a population of mostly old people

a small town in missouri, west of hannibal about 60 miles


Input: "i wish billie joe would rock my socks" What is the definition of "billie joe"?

Output: the sexiest damn mofo you'll ever see or hear! plus he's in the best, most amazing band ever

the sexiest damn mofo you'll ever see or hear! plus he's in the best, most amazing band ever


Input: "g: i live in ding dong d: fag" What is the definition of "ding dong"?

Output: a city in texas: ding dong, texas


Input: "man, leila has a nice pair of boobs but i am gonna bet they are arangitang titties because she is foreign" What is the definition of "arangitang titties"?

Output: asian titties that are perky and pointy because the owner is probably from korea or china

these are a pair a boobies that have a down and up curv like a crosaunt almost


Input: "chad: there goes that bitch da'naya  james: haha you only see the outside  chad: what do you mean  james: just get close <3" What is the definition of "da'naya"?

Output: a beautiful person, loving caring and wonderful


Input: "die, cunt bubble" What is the definition of "cunt bubble"?

Output: an insult used on someone that is being a complete [dousche]

an insult used on someone that is being a complete [dousche]


Input: "with the coin i'm spending, she better be all betty crocker tonight" What is the definition of "betty crocker"?

Output: "a female who is good at "cooking"

"a female ho or slut likes it hard and long


Input: "much like ruff ryder, so so def and j records, d block is a street label established by an artist currently in the industry" What is the definition of "d block"?

Output: d block is an rap group/record label founded by sheek louch, j-hood, kiss the ring, and slangster

rap group consisting of sheek louch, jadakiss, styles p (formerly the lox) and j-hood


Input: "are you going to swill that brew?  wanna swill?  lets get swilled  im down for some swillage" What is the definition of "swill"?

Output: the word used for someone who loves to [drink] and [party]


Input: "i hope a drug rep provides lunix" What is the definition of "lunix"?

Output: slang for lunch


Input: "oh man i fell on my wrist yesterday, the wrist pangs are finally getting to me" What is the definition of "pangs"?

Output: the pain you get from falling on your wrist, or shin

painful tendencies, can be applied to absolutely any situation


Input: "the panel took a vote, and we all decided your plan to jump across the grand canyon is brilliantanimous" What is the definition of "brilliantanimous"?

Output: (adj)the act of having a brilliant idea, which requires animation in order to pull off

complete agreement by all people that something is brilliant


Input: ""did you hear that ellen page came out as a lesbian?' yeah, i sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc" What is the definition of "bumping mollusc"?

Output: when a woman sits on a guys dick, and they both enjoy it

the act of labia on labia rubbing between two females


Input: "ollie is a funny guy" What is the definition of "funny guy"?

Output: a person who makes you laugh

a person who thinks there funny when they are not funny at all


Input: "eddie [finger blasted] his dirt track" What is the definition of "dirt track"?

Output: anal passage, butt crack


Input: "anyone up for a chat? c4c only" What is the definition of "c4c"?

Output: chat for cock


Input: "i can't answer the phone right now, i'm drawing a monster" What is the definition of "drawing a monster"?

Output: having a large bowel movement

the act of taking a difficult [dump] often accompanied by pleading to god for the turd to drop


Input: "kathrine is one of my best friends because we can disagree and it won't affect our friendship" What is the definition of "kathrine"?

Output: a very unique person who has blue eyes and usually tomboyish

a girl that is sexy, awesome, and beautiful


Input: "that is one nasty buck unit" What is the definition of "buck unit"?

Output: "noun: one dollar

the undersized testicles of a biracial male


Input: "pass the kleenex, ikumalof" What is the definition of "ikumalof"?

Output: "you say this when you are crying and sniffling


Input: ""hey man lets go see the decedy show in kannas city "alright man they were awesome in chicago""" What is the definition of "decedy"?

Output: the best band in the world, kickass live, has a huge following in chicago


Input: "cigarettes and milk are chron chron for sure" What is the definition of "chron chron"?

Output: 1


Input: "after work i like to blaze and laze" What is the definition of "blaze and laze"?

Output: to smoke marijuana and then relax


Input: "i get to see you today b d " What is the definition of "b d "?

Output: "an expression used in text messaging to represent a "thumbs up"

"an expression used in text messaging to represent a "thumbs up"


Input: "person 1: hey wanna play halo 3?  person 2: nah i'm tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play call of duty 4" What is the definition of "call of duty 4"?

Output: the usaul thing to say when your about to own 12 foot tall faggots who play halo 3


Input: "ron is such a jerk dude, he gave me a brozen burrito last night" What is the definition of "brozen burrito"?

Output: when a mexican gang bangs a girl, then eats her out

when a guy that you thought was your bro, puts a frozen burrito in your ass because you are passed out from drinking too much tequila


Input: "guy 1: that band has an awesome bass player guy 2: you mean that chick? guy 1: yea that bass chick" What is the definition of "bass chick"?

Output: a chick who like a villian from pokemon

a female who has the ability to rock the bass


Input: "grr that guy is really off pissing" What is the definition of "off pissing"?

Output: to be really annoying or to [rub you up the wrong way]

something that pisses you off [pissed off]


Input: "i saw a bum shooting marmalade into his toe" What is the definition of "marmalade"?

Output: a sticky yellow preserve made from boiled apricots or oranges


Input: "marc: i gave myself a cheesectomy and it ended up getting stuck" What is the definition of "cheesectomy"?

Output: when one sticks their penis inside their own butt-hole then your butthole contracts and you can't get it out

the act of a man inserting a cheese stick (preferably polly-o) into his anus whilst masturbating


Input: "last night was straight badistical at the club" What is the definition of "badistical"?

Output: bitchin, off the chain, cool


Input: "last week, i looked into the back yard to see my dad giving my mom a brazilian shock collar in the hot tub" What is the definition of "brazilian shock collar"?

Output: the act of submerging ones testicles in another individual hot tub water jet

while receiving a blowjob, a man wraps his legs indian style around the head of the giver


Input: "eric is a happy lamb since his friends decided to visit him in california" What is the definition of "happy lamb"?

Output: a person who is overjoyed


Input: "yeah, she has been having a rough week so she was taking a googlecation" What is the definition of "googlecation"?

Output: when you are away from google+ for a vacation


Input: "everyone knows that shoving cold cathode tubes in your boxmachine makes it go faster" What is the definition of "boxmachine"?

Output: "a computer

"a colloquialism describing a computer system, typically one that's been built or modified by its owner


Input: "i can't explain this girl, she's an amazing aylish" What is the definition of "aylish"?

Output: the most beautiful girl to walk the planet


Input: "theres a derson person without teeth trying to buy lottery tickets with his food stamps" What is the definition of "derson person"?

Output: a person of low intelligence and/or education

an unintelligent jack wagon, likely missing 70% of their teeth, who resides in the town of anderson


Input: "he's a complete bar steward" What is the definition of "bar steward"?

Output: a way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your mum

a way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your mum


Input: "i went on [chatroulette] today, and all i saw were chatroujackers" What is the definition of "chatroujackers"?

Output: people who [jack]d [chatroulette]

the perverts who masturbate on [chatroulette]


Input: "omg look at those kluts" What is the definition of "kluts"?

Output: dumb bitches that think they are better than everyone else and always walk around with their noses in the air


Input: "lashandra is fucking everybody in the hood, damn that bitch is the world's biggest black hoe" What is the definition of "black hoe"?

Output: a black girl who has a dick and a pussy, and likes everyone of any sex

a bitch who loves the cock, (fucking, sucking and etc


Input: "a: aye, my nigga, she bout dat bruh? b: hell yeah, she bout dat, i was beatin her from midnight to dawn bruh" What is the definition of "bout dat"?

Output: a term used in md which means you did that

when males or females, in this case, a group of males describe a female sexually


Input: "sally, that little niggarachi thinks she can dance with that flat ass and no rythum" What is the definition of "niggarachi"?

Output: a person that you would think is black by the way they act or talk


Input: ""singular form: "stop trying to fajunkle me up bob" What is the definition of "fajunkle"?

Output: to confuse someone


Input: "what the lets shoot the one" What is the definition of "shoot the one"?

Output: to leave, to go somewhere else


Input: "man, my girl is acting wiggity whack today for no reason at all" What is the definition of "wiggity whack"?

Output: when your boyfriend or girlfriend is in a mood for no reason at all

when something is very bizarre, strange, out-of-normality, or just not right at all


Input: "person 1- hey whats your name? person 2- lucille person 1- cool" What is the definition of "lucille"?

Output: a cool guy

a 'vintage' name, generally owned by someone who is over the age of 70


Input: "you calanthriscopicalimous being" What is the definition of "calanthriscopicalimous"?

Output: the name given to someone of godly appearance and good work


Input: "kmfdm is a drug against war" What is the definition of "kmfdm"?

Output: a good band with a lot of nice songs

kein mehrheit furh die mitleid = no pity for the majority


Input: "i'll catch you on the flip side" What is the definition of "catch you on the flip side"?

Output: see you later talk to you soon


Input: "me and kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts" What is the definition of "canadian border patrol"?

Output: when you are doing a girl from behind and pull out jizz on her ass and she doesn't know what happened and goes crazy

when doing it [doggystyle], take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out


Input: "last nite i was giving it 2 shela doggie style and pulled an angry raptor" What is the definition of "angry raptor"?

Output: while doing your girl from behind and about 2 climax you tell her you have an std and fling your semen covered penis away

during sex in the doggie style position make yourself look like a raptor(i


Input: "i wish i had an eileena as a bestie" What is the definition of "eileena"?

Output: a most loyal and kind friend

smart, beautiful, crazy, nerd who loves books and music and video game but is sweet and fun to be around


Input: "they must all speak boombonics in lufkin" What is the definition of "boombonics"?

Output: the language spoken by people in lufkin, texas

"the speech of boomhauer of [king of the hill], which is rapid and intelligible (except to residents of arlen, texas)


Input: "bixen cannot believe his computer gets owned by an imac" What is the definition of "bixen"?

Output: a person who has never seen, nor heard of a computer virus


Input: ""a douche bag strap is a "u" shaped beard" What is the definition of "douche bag strap"?

Output: the strap used to hold a douche bag in place whilst using

a douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair


Input: "i am such a faried" What is the definition of "faried"?

Output: a faried is a guy who is in love with a girl named farah


Input: "booby trap" What is the definition of "booby trap"?

Output: when a girl shows cleavage and/or wears a tight shirt in order to catch you staring at her breasts

when a girl shows cleavage and/or wears a tight shirt in order to catch you staring at her breasts


Input: "the wind blew up my skirt, but at least i had on my bridget joneses" What is the definition of "bridget joneses"?

Output: (noun) panties that have been around for so long and seen so much that they are practically part of your underwear


Input: "mark finger eater manbeast" What is the definition of "manbeast"?

Output: a finger eater

body of a man,,,, head of a beast,,,, lalalala


Input: "she thought she was all boots with the fur last night, but she's really a skank" What is the definition of "boots with the fur"?

Output: a girl who acts like she has expensive things, but she really doesn't

an adjective to describe something that is fly or off the chain


Input: "have you seen the new 3er at the bmw dealership?" What is the definition of "3er"?

Output: slang for the bmw 3-series


Input: "i would do dirty, dirty things to daniel tosh" What is the definition of "daniel tosh"?

Output: daniel tosh is a contemptible little troll who feeds off the work of others

"comedy central's newest, in-your-face comedian, who gives you the only reason to watch the network since [dave chappelle] moved to crazyville and disappointed us all


Input: "lafawnduh gave me a chilly willy in the bathroom on the bus to detroit" What is the definition of "chilly willy"?

Output: when one's sex partner sucks on an ice cube, drastically lowering the temperature of their mouth and tongue, prior to giving you oral sex

when one's sex partner sucks on an ice cube, drastically lowering the temperature of their mouth and tongue, prior to giving you oral sex


Input: "the movie theater management had no second thoughts in hiring chelsea, for her cornbag transformation skills saved them thousands of dollars on kernels" What is the definition of "cornbag"?

Output: 1

one who becomes stuffed to the gills with corn due to the impact of a overbearing woman


Input: "girl:(walks out of lunch room with soda can) teacher:you can not bring drinks out side of lunch room students:oh shit sniped" What is the definition of "sniped"?

Output: when a rule is brought up that completely fucks you up

when you are caught doing something your not suppose to by a highe authority but no too high such as teachers,princiables,lunch ladys or any school figure


Input: "oh my god, dude, i cleveland steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some beef tips with mushroom sauce" What is the definition of "beef tips with mushroom sauce"?

Output: when you are doing a chick, and all of a sudden she wakes up, and starts to queef, with a little bit of flow

when you drop a cleveland steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it


Input: "sarah is my gangerdoppel" What is the definition of "gangerdoppel"?

Output: a gangster-souled duplicate or doppelg�nger


Input: "*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away* gf: who is that? bf: ugh, the ex i never had" What is the definition of "ex i never had"?

Output: an ex that you never actually went out with but had sexual intercourse with, so they are still your ex


Input: "dude i was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook" What is the definition of "j hook"?

Output: a penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis

a penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis


Input: "todays camcordibu cars are quite similar" What is the definition of "camcordibu"?

Output: [camcordibu] - adjective 1

referrs to the similarly sized and priced toyota camry, honda accord and chevrolet malibu cars


Input: "carson daly made trl much gayer than it already was" What is the definition of "carson daly"?

Output: was the host of one of the gayest mtv shows every where people would scream and yell and act completely retarted just to be on tv

was the host of one of the gayest mtv shows every where people would scream and yell and act completely retarted just to be on tv


Input: "the avro arrow that could not be created" What is the definition of "avro arrow"?

Output: the best fighter plane ever made and cancelled by dumb politicians


Input: "look at the cute little molo" What is the definition of "molo"?

Output: a baby basset hound


Input: "ncr was a important competitor for ibm" What is the definition of "ncr"?

Output: national cash register


Input: "art-of-rhetoric" What is the definition of "art-of-rhetoric"?

Output: a blog dedicated to helping people become better writers and readers

art-of-rhetoric :a naturally endowed communucating skill in articulating the issue or comment in a way traditionally employed by aristocrats in the past


Input: "i set up an altertification in my real estate system to let me know when to send a notice to my landlord to renew the lease" What is the definition of "altertification"?

Output: the process of setting up alerts and notifications on various systems that you use

an alertification is a tickler (usually based on a date) that comes in the form of an alert in your email inbox or mobile device


Input: "cio" What is the definition of "cio"?

Output: cio


Input: "john met jane as a committed termination partner (ctp) and now they both ctb together" What is the definition of "committed termination partner"?

Output: "this is a person in your life that you have told about your "termination plan" and they respect your wishes and have agreed to assist you in achieving your goals

"a "committed termination partner" (ctp) is a suicidal person that will join another suicidal person in jointly committing suicide


Input: "2:hey look, theres the huggy bear" What is the definition of "huggy bear"?

Output: a huggy bear is a person who likes to give out hugs to friends and family

someone or something people love to hug- like fat people


Input: "i scored a hat trick" What is the definition of "hat trick"?

Output: having sex three times in one day with three different partners

having sex three times in one day with three different partners


Input: "are there going to be any minties there tonight who will give mad domage?" What is the definition of "minties"?

Output: girls who are obsessed with being dominated and like to dress like they are going to a funeral


Input: "mixing up a las vegas cocktail and relaxing on the couch tonight" What is the definition of "las vegas cocktail"?

Output: one shot each of baileys, kahlua and gran marnier dropped into a glass of fresh pineapple juice

when a person mixes the prescription drugs soma, oxycodone, xanax


Input: "at gayfest 08, johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off" What is the definition of "chinese penis trap"?

Output: a plastic bottle with the bottom cut off and placed on top of a beer bottle which acts as a funnel


Input: "denise ran a guilt trip on nate by telling him to visit his estrange father in the hospital or he'll never have a chance to make amends with him" What is the definition of "guilt trip"?

Output: guilt trip ( n) 1

a manipulation tactic by promising someone grief and sorrow if something not done a certain way


Input: "whenever a white dude wear dreads, like most white people who don't know the cultural and religious implications of doing so, they are guilty of columbusing" What is the definition of "columbusing"?

Output: verb


Input: "cari ann is straight up [gorgeous]" What is the definition of "cari ann"?

Output: the gorgeous lead singer of the band [porcelain and the tramps]

an amazing girl who can be both outgoing and shy


Input: "the hookah is dease" What is the definition of "dease"?

Output: to be awesome, great, highly praiseworthy, or super cool


Input: ""dave:"man he act like he ballin, i bet he got those rims at rent-a-tire" chris:"man we cant go anywhere without u hatin, you a hater on wheels dawg" dave:"whatever""" What is the definition of "hater on wheels"?

Output: a person who hates and all and pretends to b ok

someone who goes everywhere and hates on other people


Input: ""that blingleberry has on $600" What is the definition of "blingleberry"?

Output: a black person that acts like a white person

"like the term "dingleberry" which denotes a piece of shit or toilet paper that sticks to your ass hair


Input: "laura is an epitomadisst when it comes to managing the office" What is the definition of "epitomadisst"?

Output: a person who is the best at being a diss

the perfect example of an administrative assistant, who works 12 hours a day and takes lunch breaks at her desk


Input: "what the 'h' 'e' double hockey stick" What is the definition of "'h' 'e' double hockey stick"?

Output: when you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell

when you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell


Input: "in junior high, lotsa peeps had buffalo breath" What is the definition of "buffalo breath"?

Output: bad breath that smells like a buffalo's anus


Input: "tony: man, i had a freaking huge all american just now, it felt so good i didnt even give it a check wipe" What is the definition of "all american"?

Output: "a bowel movement that requires no wiping after the completion of the defication

"a bowel movement that requires no wiping after the completion of the defication


Input: "my veeks gots tha sickest system" What is the definition of "veeks"?

Output: "a ghetto term for "a car"


Input: "-yo let's go to college point iight nigga? -iight let's bring our gats cuz mad crab and slob niggaz over there" What is the definition of "college point"?

Output: [college point], [queens], ny one of the most bangin spots in the [u

[college point], qnz is one of the biggest shitholes i have ever seen in my life


Input: "jesse mccartney" What is the definition of "jesse mccartney"?

Output: a fuckin hottie who has a great voice, and is very sexy


Input: "i found an akaviri katana in the akaviri ruins" What is the definition of "akaviri"?

Output: "the people and/or kingdom from cyrodiilic times

an ancient civilazation in the game elder scrolls iv: oblivion


Input: "yo i totally filled her ear when i hit 6th base" What is the definition of "6th base"?

Output: sex with an orifice other than the oral or anal sphincter, such as the nostril, or ear canal especially

sex with an orifice other than the oral or anal sphincter, such as the nostril, or ear canal especially


Input: "the hubby and i just got done doing the big nasty" What is the definition of "big nasty"?

Output: having intense and loud sexual intercourse

having intense and loud sexual intercourse


Input: "the bubblez recently archived a picture because she liked it so much" What is the definition of "bubblez"?

Output: the bubblez is a pretty, happy, nice, funny, and sweet girl

"a fun moderator of the pokevalley oekaki and also known to have a deviant art account


Input: "bob was new to the group but pulled out his best charles fletcher and soon found he was the most well-liked person in the room" What is the definition of "charles fletcher"?

Output: an extremely handsome and attractive person with the people skills to be anywhere and fit in


Input: "hey look, kelsey has exb" What is the definition of "exb"?

Output: exploding xbox, also the act of playing your xbox until it literally explodes


Input: "that puck rock beezie was bossin on my figgets like a pro" What is the definition of "bossin on my figgets"?

Output: the sensation of having a vagina or other penetratable orifice massaged in a fashion which provides extreme pleasure

when a girl places her mouth round your cock-and-balls in a sucking manner


Input: "geeze, zeb, stop being such a fartercrank" What is the definition of "fartercrank"?

Output: a person who is using a motor vehicle's windows to crack farts in order to entertain passengers


Input: "wow chris, you're such an 8-pi" What is the definition of "8-pi"?

Output: a term used for someone who is completely and utterly stupid

a person who shares his annoying life to the world and constantly harasses the innocent with epidsodes of his/her pathetic excuse for a life


Input: "john sucks a lot of dick; thus he is a bloketoker" What is the definition of "bloketoker"?

Output: "this word simply means "faggot""

"(slang) a guy that likes to "toke" on other guys (or "blokes")


Input: "dude, do you have a vagina, or are you just a crosswhiner" What is the definition of "crosswhiner"?

Output: 1

whining like a girl (when you aren't one)


Input: ""bush is a cork-nut" What is the definition of "cork-nut"?

Output: crazy, mad, insane

a complete douche bag who is also a dumbass


Input: "-yo, bro, could you call bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? then we could go listen to the new jack johnson cd up in my room" What is the definition of "bro-ordinate"?

Output: to ask your [bros] to come over to your house to hang out

"the verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size


Input: "yeah, i been seein' jill, but its only because i need to bust a nut and she's a good fuck bucket" What is the definition of "fuck bucket"?

Output: a woman who you use for sex

"the female recipient of a man doing nothing other than to shoot a load of his jizz into her pussy and "get his rocks off


Input: ""hey did that davis guy ever finish his story? "no, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off" What is the definition of "dankwanker"?

Output: 1

an individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting


Input: "after the first couple of children michelle duggar's vagina had become a baby flume" What is the definition of "baby flume"?

Output: a vagina


Input: "renee zellweger has three important awards but she is still ugly" What is the definition of "renee zellweger"?

Output: an actress with three important golden globes nominations but no wins

a well known actress that can act quite well but damn she's ugly


Input: "we're gonna go get some backyard boogie" What is the definition of "backyard boogie"?

Output: backyard boogie is a [slang] word for [weed] or [pot]

backyard boogie is a [slang] word for [weed] or [pot]


Input: "ok meg, let's take a look at that bergina" What is the definition of "bergina"?

Output: when a girl's vagina is covered in pink glitter glue


Input: "gerald requested the canine configuration for his birthday" What is the definition of "canine configuration"?

Output: a threesome with two men and one woman, where one man is on all fours and the other two engage in oral sex with him


Input: "hey wassup bo belle" What is the definition of "bo belle"?

Output: "pronounced "boe-bell"

lovely sweetheart, beautiful girl, hot babe


Input: "yo senequah zipp up your hoodie chatitty's hangin out, and that creepy guy from the hunting department of walmart is stairing at chatitty" What is the definition of "chatitty"?

Output: the name for a girl named chasity who is hot and who people want to talk to

the combined of the words your(cha) breast(titty)


Input: "erm, where's the toilet? i'm dying for an arnold bobby" What is the definition of "arnold bobby"?

Output: a euphemism for a shit

rhyming slang for jobby, similiar to [barry white]


Input: "see durji boyz, sb and ace" What is the definition of "durji"?

Output: similiar to [g], stands for 'don't even respect just ignore'

indian pimp/gangster, gets all girls into bed


Input: "girl, you gonna chug chowder or what" What is the definition of "chug chowder"?

Output: to give head


Input: "dude lee was sleeping with that nasty bitch in the living room and i was totally going to blanket rape him" What is the definition of "blanket rape"?

Output: the act of jumping on your significant other while they are sleeping and wrapping themself around you

the act of violently and unexpectedly removing a blanket while someone is covered by said blanket, leaving the victim helpless, vulnerable, and pissed off


Input: "eric: i saw the 4th best ass ever chris: you saw a brookelyn ass" What is the definition of "brookelyn ass"?

Output: the nicest ass you will ever see

the 4th best ass you will ever see! brooklyn is the 4th largest city so basicly it is a methaphor


Input: "1) seraphim had angel wings" What is the definition of "angel wings"?

Output: <noun> 1) literal, biblical


Input: "carla was hungry so i fed her some man chowder" What is the definition of "man chowder"?

Output: sperm also see [baby gravy]


Input: "i gave that bitch the electric twanger now shes dead" What is the definition of "electric twanger"?

Output: this is when you put a 9 volt battery to a clitoris

the art of inserting one or more surge protectors into a females vaginal orifice stimulating the clitoris and pluging it in therefore zappin the bitch!!!!


Input: "i like to eat broccoli and cheese soup after [school]" What is the definition of "broccoli and cheese soup"?

Output: a very tasty soup which usually comes in a can

a fine gourmet soup that is served for dinner and tastes delicious


Input: "my girlfriend is suck an alizay" What is the definition of "alizay"?

Output: a bitch who loves to cheat on you with dogs

i really pretty girl who loves to joke around and be sarcastic shes is the most beautiful girls in the world and one of the sweetest to


Input: "brad: who's that gorgeous girl over there? mitch: oh, that's caitlin jordan" What is the definition of "caitlin jordan"?

Output: the most amazing person in the entire world


Input: "i am so benelous of her new 6-figure job in hawaii" What is the definition of "benelous"?

Output: extremely jealous of a friend's new job, new boyfriend, new car, new house, weight loss, vacation, etc


Input: "who is the altamash of that film? altamash, the hero of every gig altamash, i love you" What is the definition of "altamash"?

Output: altamash is the type of guy every girl loves because of his personality and the way he makes them feel


Input: "look at john's crames face" What is the definition of "crames"?

Output: a mix between cussing and raging

someone who has a face which resembles pizza, in that it is triangular with beedy olive eyes, a mushroom nose, and a sausage mouth


Input: ""daughter: "mom, dad, this is my blaisican" What is the definition of "blaisican"?

Output: boy/girlfriend of a person who is half black and half white


Input: "the ayanami isn't just a anime character" What is the definition of "ayanami"?

Output: the first name of the main character in the anime series 'tsubasa reservoir'

a japanese war ship that was sunken in world war 2


Input: "ew that girl got a nasty booby do" What is the definition of "booby do"?

Output: when a girls stomach stick out farther than her booby do!

when a girls stomach stick out farther than her booby do!


Input: "kelly shagged someone on sarah's bathroom floor on new yrs eve therefore she turned in2 a floor whore" What is the definition of "floor whore"?

Output: a person who has blown everyone on the floor

a man or woman hu prefers 2 shag another person on the floor


Input: ""friend: "man, i don't want to go to my family reunion" What is the definition of "family reunion"?

Output: a gathering of family members you'd really like to punch in the mouth

"when you get together with family members


Input: ""1 -'iam going down to the ldn this weekend' 2 - 'ldn, "what?"" What is the definition of "ldn"?

Output: "abbreviation for "i love london"

1 - ldn - short for london, found on caps or t-shirts 2 -ldn - sometimes people pronouce l


Input: "yo, that pimpin' ride is rin tin tin" What is the definition of "rin tin tin"?

Output: the dog that is better than your dog


Input: "i used to work with this ass piggy at willy's so, he said that he did not care how fat he got as long as he remained bendy" What is the definition of "ass piggy"?

Output: ass piggy or ass-piggy is a name typically given to a male who is: 1

a large male homosexual that likes to eat out the ass of other men


Input: ""next lesson is a james bashing lesson "why does every one have to do james bashing today?" "i love [james bashing], its my favourite lesson""" What is the definition of "james bashing"?

Output: where in the lesson you just teach the fuck out of your teacher, and at the end you say good morning/afternoon/night instead of yes

a conversation where an awesome person called [james] is verbally assaulted by everyone in the classroom including the teacher


Input: "kristal is considered to be slutty because she gives up the booty noodle on the first date  that booty noodle ass punk was scared to sell me anything" What is the definition of "booty noodle"?

Output: a punk who is scared of every fucking thing

a term used for vagina a person who is a coward


Input: ""hey did u hear barrack obama is going to make pot legal stoner 1  "awesome"stoner 2"" What is the definition of "barrack obama"?

Output: a great president

obama or nobama wich ever u please but this african american is running for president of the united states


Input: "[cariona] i have high hopes and expectations for cariona when she enters college" What is the definition of "cariona"?

Output: cariona is the type of person who has a mind of her own


Input: "my band lost our guitarist cause me and him had a fall out" What is the definition of "fall out"?

Output: a fight or disagreement that usually results in a long period of not talking with that person

a fight or disagreement that usually results in a long period of not talking with that person


Input: "ksht - this is air traffic control to urban dictionary, stop being so amazing, over" What is the definition of "air traffic control"?

Output: a way of indirectly calling someone out on something

a way of indirectly calling a person out on something


Input: "i watched flcl on dvd and even the subbed version was horribly hard to understand" What is the definition of "flcl"?

Output: an anime which is supposedly about a guy called naota who's mother dies in the first episode and he meets an alien named haruko who i have absolutely no idea what she's trying to do

"an extremely fucked up anime featuring naota, a kid going through adolescence


Input: "im going to collect all the chinpokomon to be crowned royal chinpoko master, whoa" What is the definition of "chinpokomon"?

Output: all new animated series, based on pokemon

the south park spin off on the pokemon craze


Input: "its brick dick outside" What is the definition of "brick dick"?

Output: very cold

used in new york as slang for cold as hell


Input: "giggidy giggidy goo is quagmire" What is the definition of "giggidy giggidy goo"?

Output: quagmire


Input: "her pussy looked like a busted ravioli" What is the definition of "busted ravioli"?

Output: larger inner labia that protrudes past the outer labia

larger inner labia that protrudes past the outer labia


Input: "dude aarron gave rachel a sherker" What is the definition of "a sherker"?

Output: a sherker is when you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you punch her in the nose and tell her you just broke her nose

when a boy sticks 3 fingers up a girls ass! not pussy ass!


Input: "before she left my place, that bitch gave my bathroom a chinese helicopter" What is the definition of "chinese helicopter"?

Output: when a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion

when a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion


Input: "jimmy said there were not any skittles left, however when i executed the bag press i found there was one remaining" What is the definition of "bag press"?

Output: to apply even pressure to a [cigarette] filter using the thumb and forefinger until the tobacco within exudes smokeable material from the hole in said filter

the necessary procedure used on several types of candies such as m&m’s and skittles in order to get the last one or two pieces out of the bag


Input: "hey mum, im heading down the local night club to do a bit of batty skanking" What is the definition of "batty skanking"?

Output: batty skanking is term used for a gay man going out on the town


Input: "that mp3j really killed with that remix of the stones and beyonce" What is the definition of "mp3j"?

Output: a music producer aka dj

a music jockey who specializes in the presentation, mashing up, or other performance of electronically recorded files


Input: "dude, i want a real joint, stop rolling a kim" What is the definition of "rolling a kim"?

Output: when someone rolls a very small, almost non-existent, joint

rolling a short, fat, stubby joint that looks like kim kardashian


Input: "professor, don't kill my vibe by assigning that 20 page report on my birthday" What is the definition of "don't kill my vibe"?

Output: ruining a moment or a good feeling

"1) a phrase one would use toward another person, telling them to not spoil their good mood


Input: "would've said no, don't go with badco" What is the definition of "badco"?

Output: "short for "bad company"


Input: "hi billie joe lets fuck then play guitar" What is the definition of "billie joe"?

Output: green day front man


Input: "thierry henry is a cheating cunt" What is the definition of "cheating cunt"?

Output: a slimeball that cheats at football


Input: "don't use the afghan pipeline for too long or else the afghanistank will become unbearable" What is the definition of "afghanistank"?

Output: the afghanistank is a reference to the allies pipeline in the movie zoolander

the smell of a room in which an afghan pipeline has been used for so long that the feces has thawed out


Input: "that democratic candidate who threw his support behind the council on islamic-american relations (cair) is an islamophile" What is the definition of "islamophile"?

Output: a non-muslim who champions muslim causes to the detriment of society

someone who loves muslims and subscribes to the tenets of islam


Input: "gimme the five across the board" What is the definition of "across the board"?

Output: giving or getting the complete package

combination win-place-show bet at a race track


Input: "you know its time to clean the toilet when there's an ass chowder mountain" What is the definition of "ass chowder"?

Output: neither more nor less than poo, crap, turd, feces, excrement

a term i use for the nibs of toilet paper that come off your ass and gradually build up around the toilet bowl rim


Input: "aude just came, and it was amazingly attractive" What is the definition of "aude"?

Output: aude is the sexiest person of all time


Input: "peco pulled his toe out of arins ass and have her a dirty tony" What is the definition of "dirty tony"?

Output: licking the shit off your fingers after pulling them out of someones ass

when someone sticks their toe in the anus of their partner, then wipes the toe across their partners face, giving them a moustace made of feces


Input: "ex: boy 1:you see that girl over there  boy 2: yeah i know her name is anadelia" What is the definition of "anadelia"?

Output: a beautiful girl who everyone loves

anadelia is a name for a girl usually mexican


Input: "only a hardcore cum-dump would ever want to use the bukkake bong" What is the definition of "bukkake bong"?

Output: a bong in which 5 or more men ejaculate on to before a person would actually smoke out of it

a normal beer-bong that is filled with semen


Input: "there are 3 versions of it: 1) blue orb i 2) blue orb ii 3) blue orb fx" What is the definition of "blue orb"?

Output: "blue orb refers to 3 different pedals made by boss, all with the same name but different models

an effective cpu cooling product of thermaltake


Input: "yo i set someone on fire with a chinese rug burn" What is the definition of "chinese rug burn"?

Output: the act of dipping ones penis in gas and lighting it on fire and flaming someone with it

when you roll someone up in a rug and pour soy sauce and gasoline on them then proceed to set them on fire


Input: "woody harrelson pulled a rampart on a reddit ama" What is the definition of "rampart"?

Output: the act of simultaneously farting and masturbating while talking to fans on a reddit ask me anything

the act of refusing to speak about anything other than woody harrelson's role in the movie rampart


Input: "spiros: dude what did you do last night?  john: i spent the night trying to find a googleplex" What is the definition of "googleplex"?

Output: a number significantly larger than [googol]

a combination of 2 words that returns only 1 search result from google


Input: "chris is beamerphobic dude" What is the definition of "beamerphobic"?

Output: a person who is afraid of the car manufacturer bmw

a person who has a fear of bmw's is said to be a beamerpobic


Input: "he was so bad in bed that i decided to use a faux finish just to get him to stop" What is the definition of "faux finish"?

Output: to bring a sexual act to a mock climax in order to forestall total penetration


Input: "wayne was reaching to bite the cereal box alex: you can do this, just chicken-neck it" What is the definition of "chicken-neck it"?

Output: to do something in a way that requires less effort, similar to [chicken-wing it] but for tasks that require squeezing

when playing a game where you have to reach something with your head and stretching your neck a bit further in order to reach it


Input: "ive been a holmesian for as long i can remember" What is the definition of "holmesian"?

Output: a person who is a dedicated fan of the great actor kenny holmes


Input: "that fags a butt dart champion" What is the definition of "butt dart champion"?

Output: a male who if fond of anuses and penetration


Input: ""guy #1: "hey lets go by cabrini green it's always wild over there" What is the definition of "cabrini green"?

Output: a housing project that was on the near north side of chicago

a housing project that was on the near north side of chicago


Input: "you're so assynomeho" What is the definition of "assynomeho"?

Output: it means awesome ho


Input: "oi dat brehs actin' boukie" What is the definition of "boukie"?

Output: another way to say nuts in swahili

when a person is seen as suspicious or a bit dodgy


Input: "bella, you are my asfaawbffe" What is the definition of "asfaawbffe"?

Output: absolutely, stunningly, fucking, adorable, wouldn't, fuck, anyone, else

abbreviation for absolutely superbly fantastic and awesomely weird best friend for eternity


Input: "the my boss dumped a butt load of work on my desk for me to finish" What is the definition of "butt load"?

Output: "the international phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described

"the international phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described


Input: "i was going to dry off after the shower, but i have apollophobia" What is the definition of "apollophobia"?

Output: fear of the hairy [apollo ohno]


Input: "hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?  nah, he just suffers from markolepsy" What is the definition of "markolepsy"?

Output: a condition where a person appears to be dead but is really just in a deep sleep

a condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly


Input: "when to use a dutch microwave oven" What is the definition of "dutch microwave oven"?

Output: a dutch microwave oven is used by netherlands based individuals who like to heat up food using microwave technology

farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench


Input: "he showed so much humbility even after receiving the award" What is the definition of "humbility"?

Output: a combination of the words humble and humility


Input: ""dude i gave her some serious knuckle-beef last night  "man, that test was some major knuckle-beef""" What is the definition of "knuckle-beef"?

Output: (n) a term used to describe a scene, conversation, activity, or event that was unpleasant, awkward, or annoying


Input: "that guy better not try to cut me off or else i'll have to bitch honk him" What is the definition of "bitch honk"?

Output: to yell at or insult someone while driving

"the "on the road" version of a bitch slap, done to an offending driver, by vigorously honking the horn


Input: "you normally don't need to albart legal songs downloaded from apple's music store" What is the definition of "albart"?

Output: to remove DRM from music or video files

the process of adding album art to music (mainly mp3), normally using software (such as i-tunes)


Input: "my test scores were suddenly bajooming after i started to study" What is the definition of "bajooming"?

Output: a thing to say when you have no idea what the actual word means

outburst of greatness, excitement, improvement, and/or happiness


Input: "joe: dude i found a scotty in the band room" What is the definition of "scotty"?

Output: (noun) an unflushed toilet filled with vomit

a small mammal whom is addressed by its nickname, scooby


Input: "damn, carv bant me again, and there's nothing i can do about it" What is the definition of "carv"?

Output: the person who owns and runs a server on which you play, and can do whatever the hell he wants with it, and you can't do anything about it


Input: "those new sodium-cooled nuclear reactors are a total oscartron" What is the definition of "oscartron"?

Output: (noun) any large, sophisticated machine or device that is poorly designed, contains shoddy worksmanship, or is otherwise problematic to some degree

refers to any chemical, substance, or item that is volatile, unpleasant, and of only moderate use


Input: ""you stupid bizcut" What is the definition of "bizcut"?

Output: alternative term for bitch


Input: "fast to predict the outcome of my fate, wonderin' 'bout clipse and if they got what it take  - malice" What is the definition of "clipse"?

Output: the duo malice and spliff star

a pair of wicked rappers from virginia, who go by the names malice and pusha t


Input: "1) the jones family lived in the gray house at the cul de sac" What is the definition of "cul de sac"?

Output: "1) commonly regarded as a road that ends in a sudden, bulbous loop, usually in a subdivision with large, expensive houses 2) a misspelling of "[coldy sack]""

"1) commonly regarded as a road that ends in a sudden, bulbous loop, usually in a subdivision with large, expensive houses 2) a misspelling of "[coldy sack]""


Input: "druncan weeennnttt to the baaaaar to drink some beeer" What is the definition of "druncan"?

Output: a drunk scottish man

a friend who always looks stoned, while never did any drugs but only drinks and when he does drink he speech is less slurrrrreddd!


Input: "last nite after my wife gave me head, she finished it with a nice dish of biscuits and gravy and it felt splendid" What is the definition of "biscuits and gravy"?

Output: when a man ejaculates into a womans mouth after she performs filatio and then she spits the ejaculates back into the mans ass hole

when a man ejaculates into a womans mouth after she performs filatio and then she spits the ejaculates onto the mans buttocks


Input: "toulouse france enseeiht" What is the definition of "enseeiht"?

Output: the greatest school in the entire universe located in toulouse, france

one of the best engineering schools in france pronounced n7


Input: "i'm a kitty cat, but my boyfriend is a buncoon" What is the definition of "buncoon"?

Output: a bunny who is very racoon-like

a cross between a bunny and a raccoon in [furry] language


Input: "spider-man has recently been the subject of 2 highly successful hollywood movie and appears in a number of regular publications by marvel comics" What is the definition of "spider-man"?

Output: -spider-man is one of the most well known and loved super heroes

"a super hero created by stan lee and steve ditko and published by marvel comics


Input: "guy 1: hey man, want to order some pizza tonight?  guy 2: i can't, my wallet is still recovering from the trip to the campus bookstore" What is the definition of "campus bookstore"?

Output: a place where they sell overpriced merchandise and bleed students dry of their precious monetary units

a huge ponzi scheme found on every college campus meant to harvest every last dollar from students as it can


Input: "this item is important, this is importanter" What is the definition of "importanter"?

Output: more important than something else

when everything is important you need a way to give importance to all your important items


Input: "i was born in the b.w. era" What is the definition of "b.w. era"?

Output: before whitey era

the era before the world wide web was common


Input: "damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is" What is the definition of "ass master"?

Output: you and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

you and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly


Input: "loool thats certibants" What is the definition of "certibants"?

Output: a funny thing


Input: "lica will asapolosophy come over tonight" What is the definition of "asapolosophy"?

Output: when your ex girlfriend comes over to your new place with her keys and locks you out of your own home


Input: ""- "no way i'm gonna make it in today, i gotta severe case of the suss flu" What is the definition of "suss flu"?

Output: a sudden, unexpected illness that strikes during exam week

- a terrible hangover, often resulting in the inability to arrive at work on time or at all


Input: "friend 1: what's this line on my head? friend 2: you've got mic hair" What is the definition of "mic hair"?

Output: the short, usually curly, growth of hair above the ear when the wearer has taken the earpiece microphone of a [handsfree] and placed it over his/her head

prior to wearing an overhead headset the user is subject to flattening of the hair


Input: "josean is really hot 😍😘" What is the definition of "josean"?

Output: the best guy in the world

a caring, sexy,awesome guy who would treat a girl nice 💕😘😍💋💏💑✨😆


Input: "after today it is going to take all of what we have in the cabinets and pockets to make ourselves a burbicodini" What is the definition of "burbicodini"?

Output: a meal, or snack, or dinner that you make from whatever is in the Cabinets and pockets at the time


Input: "i gave maria a dirty gringo last night" What is the definition of "dirty gringo"?

Output: sticking a tampon up a mexican's ass and then fucking her

when a white guy, pulls his dick out of a mexican chicks ass and put it in her mouth and takes a piss


Input: "we had a gabulous talk" What is the definition of "gabulous"?

Output: a combination of glorious and fabulous

to have or be having a great conversation


Input: "person 1: let me wug you" What is the definition of "wug"?

Output: the act of fucking someone up the ass


Input: "1) tho guy this skunk is so boom bud" What is the definition of "boom bud"?

Output: [chroinc] thats is supereb in every which way n form

[chroinc] thats is supereb in every which way n form


Input: "t-pain is a rasclot bumbodread" What is the definition of "bumbodread"?

Output: n

"stemming from "bumboclot", a bumbodread is an individual who grows dreadlocks with no religious respect in mind


Input: "your always right on time when its awesome time" What is the definition of "awesome time"?

Output: what dreams are made of


Input: "let's go beerbogganing eh?" What is the definition of "beerbogganing"?

Output: downhill skiing while drinking a beer (usually a michelob light) this sport was invented by north dakota farmers who needed a way to make it through a long, hard winter


Input: "that porn star gave us a great beaver moon pose right before the guy railed her from behind" What is the definition of "beaver moon"?

Output: the pose that a female can take with her legs spread showing her vagina and ass with a reverse face

when a female bends over to show you her vagina and you get a good view of both her ass and her vagina


Input: ""its like my testicles have their own jew fro  "yah man, that's a lot curly wurlies you got going there" What is the definition of "curly wurlies"?

Output: another name for dreadlocks

pubic hair, particularly in the crotch area


Input: "check out the hoe mark on that bitch when she bends over" What is the definition of "hoe mark"?

Output: a tattoo on the small of a female's back, right above the ass crack, or a tattoo on the ass itself

the tattoo on a women right above her ass crack


Input: "i pulled down his pants and it was a damn bungle bush" What is the definition of "bungle bush"?

Output: when a man's pubic hair is extremely unkempt and/or matted down with dirt so that it resembles a jungle


Input: "that cinnamon whore has no soul" What is the definition of "cinnamon whore"?

Output: a girl of hispanic descent who is a whore

redhead, ginger, person with orange locks


Input: "to drunk friends with fat chicks on their arm: dftf dog" What is the definition of "dftf"?

Output: damn friends to fuck


Input: ""dude, i had 3 exams to study for over the long weekend and i pushed off all my studying till 10:30 last night  "woahh, you must have major brain drain" What is the definition of "brain drain"?

Output: when you have been studying for a long time, and you feel your brain has shut down

when you study way to hard and your brain is drained


Input: "person 1: your mom's got a flappy couch person 2: boobfag" What is the definition of "boobfag"?

Output: a word used to describe someone who has extremely large boobs


Input: "wow i thought i knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober" What is the definition of "gouche goober"?

Output: a person who acts totally retarded 90% of the time, yet is really smart the other 10% of the time

a derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick


Input: "get your hand outta my pocket! don't be messin' with my pockets" What is the definition of "get your hand outta my pocket!"?

Output: "one of lil' john's catch phrases

what was yelled before malcolm x was shot while delivering a speech on february 21


Input: "shut the freeb up u freebin cooter  matt: wut does freeb mean? jared: shut your freebin mouth cody: freebin freebskie  freeb those freebers they're freebin tacos" What is the definition of "freeb"?

Output: a word that is spun off of the word free

a curse word substitute often used in the company of friends or in places that cursing is not commonly allowed


Input: "friend 1: hey, maybe would could borrow some cds from sam for the party? friend 2: don't bother - he only listens to angry young man music" What is the definition of "angry young man music"?

Output: "music that the [angry young man] listens to or requests when out with friends or at parties

angry young man music is generally a mix of the heavy-metal, hip-hip, industrial and 'angsty' alternative genres


Input: "dude, your dick just popped out of your banana basket" What is the definition of "banana basket"?

Output: the male scrotum seen as a basket holding bananas (dicks)

underwear, as they are used to store a man's banana


Input: "dire straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole -- bob dylan" What is the definition of "dire straits"?

Output: one of the most original and talented bands in rock history

the most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into dire straits, and non-dire straits


Input: "does it make you cooter thump?, all that crazy dance is making my cooter thump" What is the definition of "cooter thump"?

Output: to have a rhythmic clitoral erection

relative feeling of horniness that comes across ones vagina


Input: ""the double breakup goes something like this" What is the definition of "double breakup"?

Output: "when you break up with someone because (1) you are seeing someone else, and then that person breaks up with you too

when someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends


Input: "man i wish i had skills like abdullah" What is the definition of "abdullah"?

Output: a man with great will power and determination

a master at the art of fighting flying invisible white ninjas


Input: "our history teacher asigned us a project, so we decided to re-enact the boston tea party in front of the class" What is the definition of "boston tea party"?

Output: when you and your friends dress up like indians, and put your testicles in an unsuspecting person't mouth

when you and your friends dress up like indians, and put your testicles in an unsuspecting person't mouth


Input: "whats tha damn deal cuddie?  cuddie you wont neva guess what u heard last night? swear ta god cuddie " What is the definition of "cuddie "?

Output: " its a boston thing, instead of saying dude or thats wack or "

its a southern term for friend my nigga dude man what ever yall say we just say cuddie it just means friend hommie


Input: "i'm gonna make you my bottom bitch genevieve by letting you attend all the sounders games with me" What is the definition of "bottom bitch"?

Output: the most experienced hoe in a pimp's stable

the most experienced hoe in a pimp's stable


Input: "dude you see that rhs over there? yeah man i just got the best milkshake ever" What is the definition of "rhs"?

Output: right hand special/fuck


Input: "girl: tehehe boy:ur vag must be tingling right now" What is the definition of "tehehe"?

Output: girls laugh that makes guys turn around and check which one of their friends is laughing, and once they find out they cant help but tease them

"when one of the female species says "tehehe" one can make the assumtion that their vag tingles


Input: "we skipped the arcade, but dude, she totally treated me to the french pac man" What is the definition of "french pac man"?

Output: the act of giving head in a ghosting fashion

the sound made during a good oral sex session


Input: "you have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst" What is the definition of "cake taker"?

Output: someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake

someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake


Input: "the druncles were using the bi-knockers to see some nice titties at log bay day" What is the definition of "bi-knockers"?

Output: 1

binoculars or other viewing devices used to ogle fine young boobies


Input: ""oh shit, here come the rest of the ruggers "where my ruggers at" What is the definition of "ruggers"?

Output: a group of bros who all have mad rugby skills

the term rugby players use to describe themselves


Input: "man, i love that girl to death, but i am not ready for an automatic family" What is the definition of "automatic family"?

Output: the by-product of a male and female who enjoy each others company so much they spend every moment together, thus eliminating the need for a family of their own

the term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids


Input: "if those terminals get covered in grob your circuit is not going to work" What is the definition of "grob"?

Output: "acronym for "grease like organic material"

unknown or unspecified dirt or contamination


Input: "mike is a big time deep sea diver  i could smell his face from a mile away" What is the definition of "deep sea diver"?

Output: a man that sucks alot of cock or a man with a pussy smell to his face

a man or woman who loves to eat the pussy often refering to fish! or stink box is a deap see diver


Input: "i use fapzilla to monitor my bandwidth" What is the definition of "fapzilla"?

Output: a bandwidth usage monitor that looks like the google chrome browser

a opensource program that monitors the wildblue internet service bandwidth meter called fap


Input: "“no rain” is actually a great song, even though it inspired the iconically tweepulsive bee girl video" What is the definition of "tweepulsive"?

Output: the combination of [twee] and [repulsive]

[twee-puls-iv], adjective: overly precious and cloying, as in the case of certain zooey deschanel facial tics


Input: "example: my sister is full of lameassness" What is the definition of "lameassness"?

Output: a word used to describe your friends, family members, significant other, etc


Input: "jarron you are such a dick weasel" What is the definition of "dick weasel"?

Output: someone who is persistently annoying


Input: ""aah, taas yksi kapu "oh look, again one of those kapus""" What is the definition of "kapu"?

Output: the word is originally from finnish but is used all over scandinavia

kapu is usually a female who likes to dress like a male


Input: "aga khan school's class of 2014 has also started to call themselves as b14" What is the definition of "b14"?

Output: a group of students who are in the aga khan school in muscat, oman and are currently in the grade 14 or senior year for high school students

the awesome students from the graduating batch of 2014


Input: "jesus christ, jim's being a bitch prick and a half" What is the definition of "bitch prick and a half"?

Output: "a person who is being both a "bitch" and a "prick" so much that you feel they require the nomenclature of both words in the same term


Input: ""1) arschlecken" What is the definition of "arschlecken"?

Output: 1) to lick someone's ass 2) to get licked in one's ass

"german: translates into "lick arse" 1) used to emphasise you are not pleased with the situation 2) used to show disapproval about an advice instead of just saying "no""


Input: "the dcau is better than the comics" What is the definition of "dcau"?

Output: short for dc animated universe


Input: "just because you can't beat max 300 on heavy doesn't mean you're a bad person" What is the definition of "max 300"?

Output: "a [driving game] released in arcades in 1994, ported to the [playstation], [sega saturn], and [pc]

"a purportedly 300 bpm song by omega (an alias for konami composer [naoki] maeda)


Input: "whose ekans? im ekans" What is the definition of "ekans"?

Output: a name, title, word, sound, mate, girlfriend, boyfriend, cat, dog, hamster


Input: "/guy fucking chicken/  -guy, your a chicken fucker" What is the definition of "chicken fucker"?

Output: a guy that fucks chicken


Input: "losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis" What is the definition of "losing one's cool"?

Output: to lose one's composure


Input: "hey corri *touches boobs* hey alexis *smacks ass* dalonte get away you gross person" What is the definition of "dalonte"?

Output: a creepy kid who is super gross and has a huge ego


Input: "haha, youre so gay, you went to that beatpile" What is the definition of "beatpile"?

Output: 1


Input: "oi can't fecking breathe today lad, rough stuff's given me roight bumpkins lung" What is the definition of "bumpkins lung"?

Output: the result of drinking too much alcohol and smoking like a trooper resulting in a bad cough and phlegm feeling in the chest

affliction suffered by our country cousins


Input: "sunrise in the cartoon world" What is the definition of "cartoon world"?

Output: a world full of happy people, unless there's a degenerate lying around

the inexplicable state which is the result of smoking marijuana after drinking too much alcohol


Input: "that girl who works out five times a day must have aerobic nervosa" What is the definition of "aerobic nervosa"?

Output: the eating disorder usually characterized by excessive weight loss and low body temperature, heart rate, and blood pressure


Input: "we coon bopping in northeast minneapolis" What is the definition of "coon bopping"?

Output: it means partying

"it is the act driving in a car, using a device composed of an 8 foot pole with a boxing gloved attached to one end to hit people


Input: ""guy #1--gee, isn't kool-aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? just doesn't make sense" What is the definition of "blueberry chugger"?

Output: the blue team in the election map on election night 2004 as seen on msnbc


Input: "juliana prefers garbardine over regular sex" What is the definition of "garbardine"?

Output: the act of having sex with a dead body, preferably killed by a gunshot


Input: "look kelsey, that dudes totally goin zucco over there" What is the definition of "zucco"?

Output: the art of licking another mans balls in public


Input: "going there was a complete wombat" What is the definition of "wombat"?

Output: waste of my time and money


Input: ""dude kiera is totally banging down a stiff lucy on joey right now" What is the definition of "banging down a stiff lucy"?

Output: when a girl is giving a guy a handjob

this is when a female snorts a line of cocaine off of a males erect penis, then follows it with dropping acid off of his testicles


Input: "trying to get to a manga website but clicking the, instead" What is the definition of ","?

Output: "a typo for "." caused by the close proximity of the letter "l" and the comma


Input: "hey, look at that clam nigger" What is the definition of "clam nigger"?

Output: a female oyster


Input: "my plans to go see [finntroll] in concert fell through, and now i'm buttsad because they probably won't ever tour around here again" What is the definition of "buttsad"?

Output: "a combination of the words "butt" and "sad

"a type of sadness or depression that is particularly pathetic, usually with marked self-pity and moping


Input: "wow, for a minute i thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds" What is the definition of "bacon blinds"?

Output: similar to beef curtains, but the slabs of meat hanging from the woman's thighs are much smaller and the inner labia are clearly visible

the crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina


Input: "chappar nan magane, hengo ideya" What is the definition of "chappar"?

Output: chappar means hair in manipuri language


Input: "where you from fool? big money texas" What is the definition of "big money texas"?

Output: "big money [texas]


Input: "i got some nice china cat for a good price" What is the definition of "china cat"?

Output: the drug heroin (high potency)


Input: "kate: lol, i only sleep that side in my bed shane: its ok, im an ambisleeper" What is the definition of "ambisleeper"?

Output: someone who can sleep on there back, front and side

somebody who can sleep both on their left and their right if they have to


Input: "lisa: wendy, you can't fit another person in this car, can you?  wendy: shuriken" What is the definition of "shuriken"?

Output: a word used to describe something that is too awesome or too perfectly awesome to use the regular word for


Input: "40-side is the place that i rest, where u can be walking without a bullproof vest" What is the definition of "40-side"?

Output: the bad part of town, were gangsters and shooting is common


Input: "hi, i'm chris bosh and i'm part of the miami heat big 3" What is the definition of "chris bosh"?

Output: a basketball player who joined the miami heat in 2010

one of the most hated nba players of all-time


Input: "'reeto, i shagged this bird last night, and she had a minge that hung down by her knees' said dave-o 'ah - ha, she had a bucketminge" What is the definition of "bucketminge"?

Output: a very large minge [vagina] that hangs down, often found on birds [girls/females] from areas such as inner-city areas or bucketapolis


Input: "jeanine garafalo is a bookyak" What is the definition of "bookyak"?

Output: a ugly girl with glasses


Input: "damn son, do you ever contribute anything noteworthy? stop being the minstroll" What is the definition of "minstroll"?

Output: the one that does nothing but complain

minstroll comes from the words minstrel an troll


Input: "girl1: hey anushe that top is um well" What is the definition of "anushe"?

Output: the best guy in the world

a girl who is always fussing over her hair, is a total spazz when it comes to the guy she likes


Input: "om my god i love your clism" What is the definition of "clism"?

Output: a slang word for clit


Input: "hey man i see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard" What is the definition of "asian beard"?

Output: a thin dark beard that covers the lower jaw and chin

a few stubbles of hair coming from the chin


Input: "that stupid penis wrinkle is ruining our country" What is the definition of "penis wrinkle"?

Output: "george w


Input: "chris paul is a generational point guard who's talent we have not seen since magic johnson" What is the definition of "chris paul"?

Output: arguably one of the best point guards in the nba

incredible point guard of the new orleans hornets


Input: "bob-hey bitch boy go get me some water" What is the definition of "bitch boy"?

Output: a person who is ussually someones bitch, like a little slave peasent boy

a person who is ussually someones bitch, like a little slave peasent boy


Input: ""gaben: "we're proud to announce that [gordon freeman] and [alyx vance] achieve 79th base in half-life episode 3: the return to xen" What is the definition of "79th base"?

Output: performing sexual intercourse whilst beating back an alien invasion

sex while time traveling/having sex in a parallel dimension


Input: "you just mad cuz i caught you gogee whoppers off guard  -lil pat" What is the definition of "gogee whoppers"?

Output: a slang word used for the u


Input: "i flumber you, joanna" What is the definition of "flumber"?

Output: to love someone


Input: "i love that dress, who designed it? alta cation" What is the definition of "alta cation"?

Output: "a clothing label by aussie designer, nicola da silva

charlotte based fashion design label started by jennifer murphy and amanda stevens


Input: "his mother cooked thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine" What is the definition of "culinary columbine"?

Output: a culinary columbine is a [columbine] like mass murder using food as the weapon

a horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen


Input: "dude, you're such a bitech" What is the definition of "bitech"?

Output: "1


Input: "i 1der hoo idt izz" What is the definition of "1der"?

Output: wonder

"the way to say "wonder" in a text message


Input: "soe pulled an allods with star wars galaxies, even before gpotato made allods" What is the definition of "allods"?

Output: to pull an allods is to make a mmorpg based on a well-known movie franchise and to fail terribly


Input: "da me mi chicupbra esta alli" What is the definition of "chicupbra"?

Output: puerto rican word for cup

made up from chicana hynas resembles a bra


Input: "tina bite me now you stupid lard" What is the definition of "bite me"?

Output: a person asking another person of the (well hopefully) opposite sex to basically bite them on the neck or some other place on the body

a person asking another person of the (well hopefully) opposite sex to basically bite them on the neck or some other place on the body


Input: "that's one dirty bitch you don't wanna mess with or play/toy with her emotions" What is the definition of "dirty bitch"?

Output: "primarily used in an attempt to be derogatory in describing a [strong independent woman] that is not only confident but [sexy] and [beautiful] as well

"primarily used in an attempt to be derogatory in the description of an [assertive]woman


Input: "dude, i haven't had sex in six weeks, it's been a really hard dry streek" What is the definition of "dry streek"?

Output: a combination of the words [dry spell] and [sex], meaning a period of time when you have not had sex


Input: "" "i got home earlier than i excpected, so i could do my homework befanan" What is the definition of "befanan"?

Output: "a slang word for "before having a wank""


Input: "-that concert last night was great, right? -it was the fucking end of time" What is the definition of "end of time"?

Output: something that is really, really awesome

a powerful expression of satisfaction and/or appreciation


Input: "a tall beautiful woman, with long dark curly hair, brown eyes and the body of a coke bottle, she gotto be a jasmin" What is the definition of "jasmin"?

Output: the most beautiful thing in the world

sexual and sensual, beautiful woman with an exotic touch


Input: "joey lost a round of golf and was dufresned by his buddies on the 18th hole fringe as punishment" What is the definition of "dufresned"?

Output: to be made to lie on your back on the ground with your hands as a pillow while a group of men or boys urinate on you

form a tunnel with your legs in squatting position with several others


Input: "michale graves changed his devilock into a braid hawk when he joined marky ramone's blitzkrieg" What is the definition of "braid hawk"?

Output: a variation on the mohawk

grown out mohawk or variation with thin braids


Input: "person one: kaylynn is so perfect" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?

Output: a beautiful person who is full of joy and laughter

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life


Input: "bloody black bastards and their stink are annoying the piss out of me" What is the definition of "black bastards"?

Output: words used to describe some aboriginals in australia who are always up too no good

words used to describe some aboriginals in australia who are always up too no good


Input: "he pulled a fahrenkamp and aced his test" What is the definition of "fahrenkamp"?

Output: one who stays up until 6 am to finish a project only to have it not accepted because it's due date passed while they slept

1)a very smart action 2) an extremely smart person


Input: "the waxing of the gibbous moon bathed the courtyard in a kind of cold starlight" What is the definition of "gibbous"?

Output: partially illumiinated

a phase of the moon in which it is more than half full, but not entirely full


Input: ""eddie-hey i just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july tom- cool what kind are they? eddie-not sure" What is the definition of "4th of july"?

Output: a day where people express their american patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

a day where people express their american patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants


Input: "last saturday night i went bare pickle with this girl i met at cain" What is the definition of "bare pickle"?

Output: to have sexual intercourse without using protection (usually a condom)

to have sexual intercourse without using protection (usually a condom)


Input: "see him over there, he is such an apple eater" What is the definition of "apple eater"?

Output: someone who listens to their ipod a lot


Input: ""dude, i love the ass clock man" What is the definition of "ass clock"?

Output: a useless but funny gadget that displays the time by having different poses of the pokemon cyndaquil

a device similar to that of a [clock] except it is [surgically] emplanted into the [cheek] of your choice


Input: "did you see that clueless girl? she was an ellie copeland" What is the definition of "ellie copeland"?

Output: an ingnorant, dumb, stupid girl who does not know anything


Input: "a bitrollar troll could be a very smart, intelligent individual who trolls professionally at one moment, and suddenly turn into stupid idiots who flame everything for every reason" What is the definition of "bitrollar"?

Output: "combination of two words, "bit" and "troll

a word used for describing trolls on the internet - or real life - that have multiple sides to them


Input: "wow im not sure if i had sex with a barlow last night or if he had a tootsie roll stuck to his crotch nonetheless what a worthless date" What is the definition of "barlow"?

Output: either way its not a good sign!


Input: "i'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat" What is the definition of "backdoor meat"?

Output: a slang term for anal sex


Input: "doug and claire are kissing, when suddenly doug makes a move in the no no zone, but ultimately chicken fingers her" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?

Output: "when one person fondles another persons "naughty bits" and then proceeds to wipe his or her fingers under the recipents nose


Input: "look at isaiah he's got those heavy legs" What is the definition of "heavy legs"?

Output: charlie horse or a cramp in your leg that makes your leg feel really heavy


Input: "do me a favour m8, badger off" What is the definition of "badger off"?

Output: "badger off is to tell someone to go away and/or leave you alone


Input: "eric, the boogie man isn't real" What is the definition of "boogie man"?

Output: n, a famed monster that is entirly made out of teeth

n, a famed monster that is entirly made out of teeth


Input: "after the truck spilled radioactive garbage everywhere the cops called in the glow worms" What is the definition of "glow worms"?

Output: members of a hazardous materials cleanup team

members of a hazardous materials cleanup team


Input: "yo, reel rude bwai iyadey" What is the definition of "bwai"?

Output: "this word is usually used by jamaicans and some times trinidadians, its just a cool way to say "boy" "


Input: "no intercourse?  how 'bout some frank-in-sense" What is the definition of "frank-in-sense"?

Output: in the sense of frank in the pants, but can also mean digital vaginal stimulation

fornication in the ear, nose, or eye socket


Input: "hi steve, i sunk a 5 foot golden rough with janine last night" What is the definition of "golden rough"?

Output: the act of performing anal on another human to get their arse gaping

the act of performing anal on another human to get their arse gaping


Input: "chica bomb slammed the jammer from the faster pussy cats out of bounds causing her to lose her position as lead jammer" What is the definition of "chica bomb"?

Output: "chica bomb is a blocker/pivot on the roller derby team "the bad reputations" for the terminal city roller girls

"chica bomb is a blocker/pivot on the roller derby team "the bad reputations" for the terminal city roller girls


Input: ""i think i'm off to bootham college" What is the definition of "bootham"?

Output: a snotty private school in york, where public (or as public as you can be and still be a private school) school pupils go

1) homosexual salmon eating people, who have more money than sense and genetalia


Input: "iam is a potat" What is the definition of "potat"?

Output: a person who is a duper moron

a person who is the embodiment of a potato


Input: ""charlie poole is such a cottager  "i know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at peppercorn car park"" What is the definition of "cottager"?

Output: someone who partakes in cottaging

a homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man


Input: "that was aweshumm" What is the definition of "aweshumm"?

Output: see [awesome]


Input: "i'm moving you to gen pop" What is the definition of "gen pop"?

Output: general population [a public place]


Input: "when your fire chief trys to intubate a manikan and would have killed the patient j.t.f.c." What is the definition of "j.t.f.c."?

Output: jack the fuck up chief

abbreviation for when someone fucks up so bad theres no words for it


Input: "1 luv all" What is the definition of "1 luv"?

Output: one love


Input: "nice shot there, fuckchops" What is the definition of "fuckchops"?

Output: 1


Input: "tim is a budmojiggler" What is the definition of "budmojiggler"?

Output: a person who uses cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal drugs


Input: "lets go doozing to buy a scalextric we have nothing else to do" What is the definition of "doozing"?

Output: this is another word for shopping that is used by kids

the act of doing something, but actually doing nothing


Input: "i got tired of foolin' with a full beard, so i shaved off the sides and turned it into a mcgwire" What is the definition of "mcgwire"?

Output: a style of facial hair with widely-groomed, bushy mustache and clean-shaven face

a full [mustache] or ['stache] worn in [fu manchu] style with a [goatee], with or without a [patch], in the style of former st


Input: "haha chorky dorky" What is the definition of "chorky dorky"?

Output: an adjective describing someone who is a chubby dork


Input: "i got herebied by my landlord that increased my rent by 20%" What is the definition of "herebied"?

Output: to be screwed over or taken advantage of by someone or some group of people that you cannot avoid

"become the target of an "hereby" declaration that affects you in a negative way against your will


Input: "a good example would be you two who just posted two different types of you'r dream girl, you can not have one specific dream girl that fits every man" What is the definition of "dream girl"?

Output: "i would like to point out that every man has a different dream girl

"for all you fellows who are trying to give a definition of a dream girl can't


Input: "man, look at that little awkrosexual bitch" What is the definition of "awkrosexual"?

Output: 1


Input: ""what did you do on friday? "wow it was crazy, all the 5 kings were there" What is the definition of "5 kings"?

Output: the 5 kings is a term used in a situation when describing a group of people who hold power or authority

smoking, drinking, sucking, fucking, licking not necesarily limited to 5 but otherwise would be known as the kings of indecency, usually involved in a good friday night