Input: "this contractor totally gave me a bob job" What is the definition of "bob job"?

Output: when a incompetent electrician attempts to wire a control panel while stuttering wildly

when a incompetent electrician attempts to wire a control panel while stuttering wildly


Input: "did you see the way sean parked his jeep? what a bloody bank job that was" What is the definition of "bank job"?

Output: a car that has been pimped on a very small budget

when a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc)


Input: "i'd have gone down on her, had i not seen a cherry berry" What is the definition of "cherry berry"?

Output: 'cherry berry' is a small clump of pubic hair, sometimes found clutched in the grip of a ladies arsehole

"pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe


Input: "dude, i was so billy maysing last night, it was awesome" What is the definition of "billy maysing"?

Output: the act of getting drunk and calling people at 3 am

the process of overdosing on the spokesperson of oxiclean, billy mays


Input: "you are completely gorgeous and worth my time, you're a dime a dozen bella" What is the definition of "dime a dozen"?

Output: a dime a dozen meaning you are pretty but common, there are lots of you


Input: "wow, i love aaisha" What is the definition of "aaisha"?

Output: aaisha is a beautiful and intelligent woman

the cutest, most prettiest smart girl alive


Input: "blood clot wayne" What is the definition of "blood clot"?

Output: a jamacian word meaning fuck


Input: "your such a cats paw to everyone" What is the definition of "cats paw"?

Output: 1


Input: "i accused my brother of bitchassidness when he blew off watching football, to go watch sex and the city 2 with his girlfriend" What is the definition of "bitchassidness"?

Output: the act of being a bitch ass

bitchassidness (adjective) - the act of, or the tendency to, participate in and/or condone being a bitch ass


Input: "i'm gonna get outta hear i'll see ya later, boat drinks" What is the definition of "boat drinks"?

Output: "from the movie "things to do in denver when your dead"

"from the movie "things to do in denver when your dead"


Input: "my name is arisbeth" What is the definition of "arisbeth"?

Output: arisbeth is a unique name, you will not find many with this name


Input: "eric pulled a blowshimselfupdude after the marijuana discussion" What is the definition of "blowshimselfupdude"?

Output: the act of blowing yourself up, after smoking marijuana


Input: "when my mother was in her drag king attire, i could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men" What is the definition of "drag king"?

Output: a male impersonator, often performing in a band, singing and playing music

a homosexual woman who dresses like a man and takes on a male persona for entertainment or personal enjoyment


Input: "you see that woman, you can tell she is a kaylynn" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?

Output: a beautiful loving, caring, smart woman

an amazing woman that any guy would be lucky to call theirs


Input: ""arent spurs fucking excellent? "yes, yes they are""" What is the definition of "spurs"?

Output: the best football team in the world


Input: "cluracan: ffos" What is the definition of "ffos"?

Output: "a term coined by a man known only as "cluracan"

"a word/abbrieviation commonly used by "cluracan", the [1337]est programmer of them all


Input: "chadwick:yo look at that kid with long hair and a frooty face  preston:yeah thats a coia" What is the definition of "coia"?

Output: a person with a really gay face


Input: "that ken is such a beanford sometimes, it cracks me up" What is the definition of "beanford"?

Output: a silly person, yet they can still be smart at times

noun, someone who is very silly or ridiculous


Input: "the makis" What is the definition of "makis"?

Output: greek word for penis, also used as a nickname for people with long hair

the makis is go of everything and created everyone cant be destroyed or killed


Input: "the boston accent is best explained at www" What is the definition of "boston accent"?

Output: "the boston accent is not just an accent, it's a lifestyle

"the boston accent is not just an accent, it's a lifestyle


Input: "i know a man called matt duffell" What is the definition of "duffell"?

Output: "a surname originally derived from the noble sport of archery

describes a person with a hair like a dead dog which has been revolved over a wooden spoon


Input: "basir has a big bassiir" What is the definition of "basir"?

Output: amazing person with a big bassiir and likes chicken

a basir is one very annoying creepy looking creature that craves cheese


Input: "after that dirty dave i was able to bang that ugly slut" What is the definition of "dirty dave"?

Output: to pull a dirty dave is to do something despicable in order to achieve a goal

double shot of whiskey, shot of vodka and shotgun a beer


Input: "after jerking off 8 times in one day, max had a bogoyatoo" What is the definition of "bogoyatoo"?

Output: a turd, a shit, excrements


Input: ""john: "how was your night?"  richard: "oh met a 3am bird and took her home" What is the definition of "3am bird"?

Output: a girl you meet in the club or bar, take home and bang!

a girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning


Input: "my boyfriend went down on me last night, and i was so into it that i couldn't control myself and accidentally gave him a dutch taco" What is the definition of "dutch taco"?

Output: when a man sits on top of the woman's mouth instead of the usual female on top position

noun: the intentional or unintentional release of intestinal gas while on the receiving end of cunnilingus


Input: "dam^ auto correct" What is the definition of "auto correct"?

Output: one of the most annoying things ever


Input: "only emotionally unstable teenage girls and obese former high school jocks like netorare" What is the definition of "netorare"?

Output: "netorare is a fetish in anime/manga where the subject matter involves the arousal from a man having sex with a woman until she cries

a vastly overrated genre that has it's origins with crappy shoujo anime and manga


Input: "mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog" What is the definition of "corn dog"?

Output: the act of taking ones penis and inserting it into a large hot dog bun

to corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it


Input: "anna kournikova can't play tennis for shit but i would love to bend her over the net and give her 'forty-love" What is the definition of "anna kournikova"?

Output: a fucking sexy tennis player that i would go down on in a heart beat

noun (a-nah corn-a-ko-va) hot russian tennis player who can't play tennis but is so freakin hot that nobody seems to notice


Input: "ruini is getting called cardinal ruins because in some ways he is ruining the church" What is the definition of "cardinal ruins"?

Output: the name of a person who is about to become very powerful in the roman catholic church, but should be stopped, for the good of the world

another nickname for the italian cardinal camillo ruini


Input: "hey look, its the john merric, the elephant man" What is the definition of "elephant man"?

Output: a man with a 20 inch penis


Input: "she/he gave me the best pandy while i was driving i have ever had" What is the definition of "pandy"?

Output: [noun] slang for fellatio or head

"a "pandy" is a handjob from an asian or someone with comparably small hands


Input: "person 1:hey don't mess with him he is an esp" What is the definition of "esp"?

Output: a person who is gaining power through the study and usage of the elements [air] [soil] [water]and [fire]


Input: "boy: *sees evony ad* *gets hard-on*" What is the definition of "evony"?

Output: "a really well done facebook game

a browser based game with extremely misleading adverts


Input: "roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the potato festival christmas eve party and gave abby-joe an alabama christmas morning" What is the definition of "alabama christmas morning"?

Output: " opening your girlfriend's presents while "raping" her doggystyle wearing only a santa hat

when a person of a “white-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face christmas morning as she sleeps waiting for santa


Input: ""you voted for dub'yah?  origins come from freepress" What is the definition of "dub'yah"?

Output: "george w


Input: ""sup bill, would you do last night?  "well, i fed the mrs some cream of balls" What is the definition of "cream of balls"?

Output: the product made from squeezing many balls together

"the act of creaming onto ones ballsack, then performing a "[t-bag]" with the partner, the desired effect that the balls taste like [semen]


Input: "what a manav" What is the definition of "manav"?

Output: a stupid idiot

the act of growing a full on moustache, professor style, before shaving it off and thus demoting yourself to a lower level of cool


Input: "joe was so ticked at his boss when he worked at a movie theater that he left an angry gorilla in the urinal" What is the definition of "angry gorilla"?

Output: when a man leaves a lingering stink in the urinal he recently used

when a person is mad for whatever reason and has to take a shit


Input: "man, what a bad idea" What is the definition of "bad idea"?

Output: eating a girl out on her period


Input: ""did you see john sneaking over to felicia's house last night?  "yeah i saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper" What is the definition of "crypt keeper"?

Output: a woman or man that has maintain young flesh while others around them age


Input: "bromeliads are found in the conopy's, of rainforests" What is the definition of "bromeliads"?

Output: are small trees

a large family of flowering plants native to the tropical and warm temperate of the united states


Input: ""nathan: "dude, i just had the most awesome shuffle session" richard: "man, that is awesome" What is the definition of "shuffle"?

Output: the act of running with no particular direction, while listening to one's ipod

"shortened "nickname" for melbourne shuffle, an underground dance style which is predominantly danced to dance / electronica / trance / hardstyles / house music"


Input: ""dom: "it's really satisyfying extending my wand and spraying creamy muck muck all over the kiddies" What is the definition of "creamy muck muck"?

Output: the thing that comes out of that fat blokes arse in the barry los angeles videos


Input: "if you'd ever been in the sweet embrace of that boy you'd know he's all cuddlepuss and no snaggles" What is the definition of "cuddlepuss"?

Output: a loving,companionable person,often an 'old'friend


Input: "i heard you read a new book, may i inquire what it was about?" What is the definition of "inquire"?

Output: to ask

to seek to learn or obtain information by asking


Input: "ok, fernando torres" What is the definition of "fernando torres"?

Output: a garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!

a garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!


Input: "have you just dropped a breville?  that was a devil of a breville" What is the definition of "breville"?

Output: to [shit] in the cistern of a toilet then flush it before any one else can use it


Input: "they are not giving me any jobs, the are backing them up for john" What is the definition of "backing them up for john"?

Output: when you take a shit and it piles up like a turd shaped ice cube, when you flush it wont go down the toilet

when cheapass loser fucking hillbilly thinks he is getting screwed out of overtime


Input: "did you paultards even remember to vote?" What is the definition of "paultards"?

Output: a person who is a fan of paul watson, the anarcho-capitalist

a derrogatory term coined during the 2008 elections


Input: "he slept on the cd so i scooped that shit up" What is the definition of "slept on"?

Output: when something valuable is left unattended


Input: "if you complain and talk about another man behind his back you a femenigga" What is the definition of "femenigga"?

Output: a women or man who is acting like a women by talking bad about another man


Input: "black label society kicks fucking ass" What is the definition of "black label society"?

Output: the greatest fucking band ever


Input: "j-i got cubans, where should we spark?  b-lets go to the camden yacht club" What is the definition of "camden yacht club"?

Output: a

yacht club in midcoast maine where blunts, drinks, and other fun-tivities happen regularly


Input: "i heard caroline was a breadivore" What is the definition of "breadivore"?

Output: a person who does not have a body but survives solely on bread and water


Input: "[mohammed] followed islam and dimplism because of his [comedy] values?" What is the definition of "dimplism"?

Output: stupidity as a result of being overly amused

an alternate religion, not against but as well as or instead of the main world religions, based on one man and his teachings of comedy?


Input: "jeremy, you will always be mommy's sweet bearlet" What is the definition of "bearlet"?

Output: a very sweet boy or girl

a sweet boy, who will always be the apple of his mothers eye


Input: "leila: how was the work today?? nicole: i overslept and had to call out due to chatroulitis again" What is the definition of "chatroulitis"?

Output: a serious disease which can lead to missing school and getting your name on the board of shame

what happens after spending countless hours on chatroulette ending in either passing out, over sleeping and/or blurred vision


Input: "she was pert near asleep" What is the definition of "pert near"?

Output: almost


Input: "he's a complete bar steward" What is the definition of "bar steward"?

Output: a way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your mum

a way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your mum


Input: "carolann got sucked into the tv set" What is the definition of "carolann"?

Output: an extra syrupy maple tree that was molested by a small possum in the front yard of 32 maple street

little girl on the 1st and 2nd poltergeist movies who got sucked into the tv set


Input: "i saw john having ass today with that kelly girl in the janitors closet" What is the definition of "having ass"?

Output: 1

eating ass for breakfast lunch and dinner


Input: "last night at the beer fest i felt like i was annoyed by a beer baby who whined all night long" What is the definition of "beer baby"?

Output: a grown man or woman who acts like a baby after consuming alcohol


Input: "i am 'bout it 'bout it" What is the definition of "'bout it"?

Output: to be fully understanding about something

to be fully understanding about something


Input: ""you're a black licorice ginger  "im not a ginger" What is the definition of "black licorice ginger"?

Output: a person with really dark hair and red skin

when someone (conor) has dark hair and gets called a ginger


Input: "today i used a carnival urinal and realized i was standing in a puddle of human lemonade" What is the definition of "carnival urinal"?

Output: a urine filled toilet with a large amount of urination still lingering inside it

a urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall


Input: "my roommate took forever in the bathroom this morning, so i had to boot camp wash in order to make it to work on time" What is the definition of "boot camp wash"?

Output: a process of washing ones clothes, by hand, in the sink

when you don't have time to take a proper shower, so you just wash your buttcrack, crotch, underarms and (if you're female) under your boobs


Input: "this burger is bigmacular" What is the definition of "bigmacular"?

Output: something that is as amazing as a mcdonalds big mac


Input: "guy 1:damn,bryan when through a bad facebook phase during high school guy 2:so i've heard" What is the definition of "facebook phase"?

Output: "the time in ones life where they go through a phase of being an extreme facebook user

a facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face


Input: "that annie hall movie makes me feel all warm and tingly inside" What is the definition of "annie hall"?

Output: best movie ever

"a popular 1977 romantic comedy film directed and co-written by [woody allen]


Input: ""before he forced anal sex upon his victim, kobe bryant (star of the la rapers) told her "lick my pouch bitch" What is the definition of "pouch"?

Output: the space between your ball sack and asshole


Input: "molly and bridgit were in a boston marriage and co-owned a brownstone" What is the definition of "boston marriage"?

Output: a boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a platonic or lesbian relationship

a boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a platonic or lesbian relationship


Input: "damn i just got sniped by chrome730 again while running" What is the definition of "chrome730"?

Output: the greatest modern warfare 2 player ever

the greatest sniper in lod < legion of doom on socom ftb2> long time socom ftb player since day one ranked third overall before hackers started playing


Input: "*hott guy passes by* girl: dammm, he gots that badablangg" What is the definition of "badablangg"?

Output: the description of a guy's nice package ( his penis )

one's swagger, style or hottness that most girls are attracted to


Input: "yo man i heard that girl had crusty goggles" What is the definition of "crusty goggles"?

Output: a female that has a yeast infection

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes


Input: "shannah and i went over to her place, we popped in a dvd, and we started to grupple" What is the definition of "grupple"?

Output: to snuggle while watching a movie


Input: "that freaking baptard stood me up" What is the definition of "baptard"?

Output: a derivative of [bastard] and [prick]

a slang term used to describe a member of a group of super baptists who exclude non baptists from their group


Input: "let your hair down and tell me all about yourself" What is the definition of "let your hair down"?

Output: to relax, to cease to be one's usual reserved self

in general: to leave behind one's inhibitions or to behave in a way that is free from social limitations or any code of conduct


Input: "log on and step pon batty mon  see chi chi mon" What is the definition of "batty mon"?

Output: a mon dat basically fucks other guy in dere behind fo pleasure and dreams bout other men

a mon dat basically fucks other guy in dere behind fo pleasure and dreams bout other men


Input: ""ah seb, you've got cheedle all over me  "fuck off cheeze" What is the definition of "cheedle"?

Output: semen, [cum], [jizz]

"cheedle is the substance found at the bottom of a packet of cheeze flavour wotsits


Input: "q: yeah so have you seen, the do-as-you-likeys have moved into the park?   a: cool we can all act all middle class and daily mail about it lol" What is the definition of "do-as-you-likeys"?

Output: do as you like, but sarcastic


Input: "i was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but i ended up having a computer breakfast instead" What is the definition of "computer breakfast"?

Output: 1

when one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead


Input: "did you see sally's overplucked eyebrows? that girl has a bad case of sperm brow" What is the definition of "sperm brow"?

Output: a girl who has had her eyebrows completely bleached out

overplucked eyebrows that resemble a single sperm, swimming towards the center of one's face


Input: "its a long time i didnt felt revulsion as bitush" What is the definition of "bitush"?

Output: the state of extreme revulsion as bitush

disgrace nickname attributed to a person in a hidden method


Input: "see how the club blacklite illuminates the crusted semen on his pants? whatta dumpan" What is the definition of "dumpan"?

Output: a person who is a deadbeat, bumbaclot, ass, fool, looser, etc

a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family


Input: "bow-linguistics are not the end of the story: alongside the 'dogsitter' and the must-have 'chewy' or chew toy, there's 'canine-freestyling', or handling a k9 to the sounds of hip-hop music" What is the definition of "bow-linguistics"?

Output: the art of bowlng a dog (canine species)

gestures, finger-spells and handsigns taught to a dog in order to train 'him/her' to respond to english words as orders!


Input: "my farnesi is infected" What is the definition of "farnesi"?

Output: a farsani is a very beautiful woman, with a lovely smile, and a nice personality


Input: "you dont want an example of the biffins bridge" What is the definition of "biffins bridge"?

Output: the two way overpass that takes a man from the vag to the asshole

the two way overpass that takes a man from the vag to the asshole


Input: "a caligosquittell must've just been here since there is rainbow on the ground" What is the definition of "caligosquittell"?

Output: a person who smells women's underwear, touches themselves, and farts a lot

a creature that is very rarely seen that lives in atlantis


Input: "john suffers from delirium tremens" What is the definition of "delirium tremens"?

Output: delerium tremens, more commonly known as dt's, are a series of mental and physical symptoms that occur as a result of alcohol withdrawal

alcohol withdrawl symptoms, usually apparent in people who suffer alcoholism who suddenly stop drinking


Input: "person 1: omg i love hongice they kawaii af person 2: no person 3: yes" What is the definition of "hongice"?

Output: a hong kong based internet slang,, but is now used worldwide, similar to lol or rofl

refers to the yaoi pairing in hetalia of valley-girl prankster hong kong and cold but steamy yet very not not-up-date iceland


Input: ""bob: "when does the store open?" joe: "3 o'clock afiak" What is the definition of "afiak"?

Output: "an acronym for "as far as i know""

a misspelling of [afaik], probably by someone who doesn't know what it means


Input: "he lives in grove what? dub g" What is the definition of "dub g"?

Output: "walnut grove is a small community (approx pop

"walnut grove is a small community (approx pop


Input: "look at that lady, her calves just go straight into her foot, man she has kankles" What is the definition of "kankles"?

Output: when a girls calf muscle just turns into her ankle without any distinct difference between the two

a disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle


Input: "derrick and dillon were in the dogpile sweating, and a moment came along filled with man love" What is the definition of "man love"?

Output: when two or more men love each other unconditionally, and engage in acts that could be seen as gay by homophobes

"homoerotic, but not quite homosexual activity between two males


Input: "garreto the great is the biggest booftard on the face of the planet" What is the definition of "booftard"?

Output: a person who lacks any intelligence at all

usually jolly, blissfully ignorant to everything around


Input: "i think i have a bad case of e-boyfriendaphobia" What is the definition of "e-boyfriendaphobia"?

Output: the fear of getting into a relationship with a guy where the closest thing to a girlfriend he's had was something he picked up in an asian bar


Input: "ellijay is a really gay place to go and live" What is the definition of "ellijay"?

Output: a really gay town in north carolina that has nothing but old people and gay people

clearly pointless place where many people live, and most of them fuck chickens


Input: "1)now joe bob grimmer was a tough guy and could lift near 400 pounds  2,3)friend: why are you so good at everything? you're like, perfect" What is the definition of "grimmer"?

Output: 1) someone who is falsely optimisticall the time or tries to see the good in everything which may not actually be there

1)one who is named after the norse god wodhin


Input: "after eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, i was swimming in a couch pool" What is the definition of "couch pool"?

Output: the pool of sweat you find yourself in after laying on the couch all day

a couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time


Input: "damn, i'm niles as hell" What is the definition of "niles"?

Output: "adjective


Input: "accordionly to paul, that chick had a very interesting time at band camp" What is the definition of "accordionly"?

Output: the ability to play an accordion, or any other similar instrument by feeling up a girl while she is playing said instrument


Input: "my dragonlance is so bigger than yours" What is the definition of "dragonlance"?

Output: the penis, also known as the cock, dick, manroot, etc

"commonly known as a fantasy series or roleplaying setting, the term actually originated as a testosterone spawned "contest" among certain "gaming" peoples


Input: "jameson, the quig of the two candidates, was elected to office" What is the definition of "quig"?

Output: a person with superior intelligence

a bearded individual disregarded at first because of looks, but praised for the ability to overcome challenges through perseverance and knowledge


Input: "i'm initiating ghost protocol" What is the definition of "ghost protocol"?

Output: the act of erasing oneself from the life of a loved one without explanation, as seen in the movie mission: impossible - ghost protocol


Input: "when steve hit the bong to hard he drank the bong water" What is the definition of "bong water"?

Output: the water in a bong used to cool the smoke and exchange oxygen for carbon dioxide


Input: "that guy over there is making my gadar go crazy" What is the definition of "gadar"?

Output: slang word for the male reproductive organ

mental radar used to detect [homosexuals]


Input: "matt:man i saw this girl walking down the streets and i wanted to beat guts" What is the definition of "beat guts"?

Output: to relate to a sexual act


Input: "if i could just get a couple few o dem gerbils in mah ass" What is the definition of "a couple few"?

Output: a term used by the black community to describe a large number of items

"more than that which is typically described as "a few"


Input: "bro that girl's got a boyfriend, you bez'd pretty hard" What is the definition of "bez'd"?

Output: to have attempted and failed

to cause drama between a girl and her boyfriend


Input: "you are such a cunt rag" What is the definition of "cunt rag"?

Output: a douche bag that can't get over himself

a particually scummy person, either in looks or personality


Input: "i couldn't feel a thing when i was fucking her busted ravioli" What is the definition of "busted ravioli"?

Output: a broken clitoris

this simply means a vagina that has been used a bit to much and is now large and sloppy


Input: "i wish that ass monkey would get off my tail" What is the definition of "ass monkey"?

Output: a driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle

a driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle


Input: "yo beevis and butthead are the comady ledgends dude" What is the definition of "beevis"?

Output: the name of the main character on the show 'beevis and butthead'


Input: "i wish i could have a friend like able price" What is the definition of "able price"?

Output: able price is the best friend anyone could ever have

someone who is a good listener, knows what there talking about


Input: "i have been inward singing non-stop for four hours" What is the definition of "inward singing"?

Output: to urinate without making a noise


Input: "hey i just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf" What is the definition of "hilf"?

Output: hot i'd like to fuck


Input: "jeff: did you see rihanna's pic after the chris brown beating? matt: yea, what a bad romance" What is the definition of "bad romance"?

Output: 1


Input: " charles can't order lunch without using an algebraic formula -- what an egg head" What is the definition of "egg head"?

Output: an overly intellectual person


Input: "tosh.0 viewers-- dude 1" What is the definition of "tosh.0"?

Output: a show on comedy central that gives internet videos with over 100,000 views play on a big screen and comments by host kevin tosh

show where you question daniel tosh's sexuality for 30minutes until it ends


Input: "'im blood claat maaaan" What is the definition of "blood claat"?

Output: jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel

jamaican term for not a very nice person, how they say 'blood cloth' ie sanitary towel


Input: "dude, that's some sweet apple porn you got" What is the definition of "apple porn"?

Output: 1


Input: "october 12th is black jewish drinking day" What is the definition of "black jewish drinking day"?

Output: an holiday in the united states which falls on october 12th

another drinking holiday invented by the tonight show


Input: "excuse me, miss, your ass beetle is hanging out" What is the definition of "ass beetle"?

Output: a beetle of dung


Input: "jack made a very good bussell" What is the definition of "bussell"?

Output: 1


Input: "bozzi is so much better then us" What is the definition of "bozzi"?

Output: bozzi is the coolest person alive, he skates and longboards better then anyone, and he is the coolest hipster alive

a person who is just a legend and will always be one


Input: ""sean: "you know claire from lost?"  justin: "the australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"  sean: "i'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin" What is the definition of "bloomin blumpkin"?

Output: the act of recieving a [blumpkin] whilst giving [head]

the act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a bloomin' onion from the outback steakhouse


Input: "we sat back recording the cow gazing as the dance floor cleared out" What is the definition of "cow gazing"?

Output: to stare at a female with the intent to have sexual intercourse, also know as hunting the buck

the act of watching a group of large women dance on the dance floor


Input: ""person 1: "yea i was watching this alchestbreach video and i crapped my pants laughing" What is the definition of "alchestbreach"?

Output: the best youtube channel ever

quite possibly one of the funniest youtube personalities out there


Input: "that kid is such a beat-around dog" What is the definition of "beat-around dog"?

Output: a person that gets picked on or beaten around

a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around


Input: "daiki [wipped] out his bonzow for his [mother]" What is the definition of "bonzow"?

Output: a long penis, see also [cock]


Input: "a lady and i just did the electric tea bag" What is the definition of "electric tea bag"?

Output: when a lady sits on a guy's face and they get off by making out

getting ones balls sucked whilst putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery


Input: "there were md baby clams at the park today" What is the definition of "baby clams"?

Output: young teenage girls


Input: "we could eat for a week off ashley's belly steak" What is the definition of "belly steak"?

Output: a fat girl's vagina

a unfit women wearing a short shirt and a thick slab of beef hanging over her pants


Input: "oh man, diane had the worst cat-gas" What is the definition of "cat-gas"?

Output: a nasty fart that you would assume came from a cats anus, small and to the point

the rank spewing forth of a feminine, vaginal odor, that is so violent, and so offensive, that one might mistake it's reek for that of actual, pre-diareal flatulence


Input: "there goes frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket" What is the definition of "cunt bucket"?

Output: (1) a car marketed to and driven by a woman

(1) a car marketed to and driven by a woman


Input: "a yo dawg, wus good?" What is the definition of "a yo"?

Output: "often used as a gteeting in replacement of "hey yo""

"often used as a gteeting in replacement of "hey yo""


Input: "cryptographers mathematize language" What is the definition of "mathematize"?

Output: to express in or as if in mathematics

to convert non mathematics subjects into a numeric correlation


Input: "yo daddy is getting his bucky beaver ground grabbers on" What is the definition of "bucky beaver ground grabbers"?

Output: shoes that grab the ground and prevent slipping in the rain


Input: "damn son where'd you find this?" What is the definition of "damn son"?

Output: "1

a common sample used in edm/trap music and also an expression used when your [homeboy] shows you the brand new trap mix he just found and it's awesome


Input: ""anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant" What is the definition of "irrelephant"?

Output: a word that is the opposite of [relevant]

an extremely [funny] word coined by a t-shirt company


Input: "guy 1:hey brosuff you're lookin real nise tonight" What is the definition of "brosuff"?

Output: a bro who's also a suff

dude or bro but alot cooler if you're gay


Input: "it's home movie night, tonight" What is the definition of "home movie"?

Output: snuff film involving family members


Input: "you should have seen the dancer's beach-party -- a riot of augmentitties" What is the definition of "augmentitties"?

Output: breasts, usually large, often artificially so

breasts that have undergone surgically augmentation


Input: "alright, i've gotta get going-- v out" What is the definition of "v out"?

Output: "to say "peace out" or goodbye to friends when leaving them

"the v makes a peace sign-- therefore, making it "peace out""


Input: "ese tipo es un mayimbe siempre esta contento y tiene muchas coneciones possitiva" What is the definition of "mayimbe"?

Output: mayimbe is type of person that always has smile on his face and has lot of friends

"mayimbe is for what i have heard is swajili for a leader or head of the native tribe


Input: "person 1: why are you annoyed with the boards? person 2: we got a dank420 on our hands" What is the definition of "dank420"?

Output: used when the word [dank] just isn't enough

the most vile disease a messageboard or forum can acquire


Input: "there goes jeeberd with another dola post" What is the definition of "dola"?

Output: acronym for dumb of little or no attention

the act of posting two or more times in a row


Input: "bruno mars : had your eyes wide open, why were they open? fans : seeing your face -[o_o]-" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?

Output: bruno mars is a fukin illegal immigrant from filipinas

damn! he makes lovable song but he is not lovable


Input: "anne: i need to watch white collar so i can stare matt's gorgeous face  eva: you are seriously bomerfied" What is the definition of "bomerfied"?

Output: the act of being incredibly sexy

is when you can't go a day without staring at matt bomer's face if you fit this description then you're bomerfied


Input: ""hey sorry about that, we ate a couple seafood platters and got completely balloon dogged before we got here" What is the definition of "balloon dogged"?

Output: blowen

the sensation of having eaten so much one feels as if they are a 'balloon dog', a dog shaped baloon-animal, the type often made by a clown for a child


Input: "i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth" What is the definition of "jacking off"?

Output: rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked


Input: "i was at the bar the other night and i saw like 20 guys jump big pat" What is the definition of "big pat"?

Output: big pat is a patterned shirt

a legendary being who, much like superman, has super strength, speed, heat vision, sees through walls, can pave driveways in a single bound, and trap man or beast


Input: "lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown" What is the definition of "beef trail"?

Output: the trail of hair that leads from the lower back to the ass crack

a trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef


Input: "the two lovers went a-maying merrily into the springtime forrest" What is the definition of "a-maying"?

Output: the act of going into the woods with your lover and making love under the trees

when lovers go off by themselves to flirt and have sex and be romantic, as on may day during the renaissance


Input: "that crazy bitch, she was coming onto me like some kind of cockacidal maniac" What is the definition of "cockacidal"?

Output: adj

an individual who suffers a serious addiction to the male genatilia


Input: "a tribe called quest is on another level" What is the definition of "a tribe called quest"?

Output: "an amazing and nearly overlooked hip hop group

"an amazing and nearly overlooked hip hop group


Input: "i saw him coming down the hall at the union from a mile away because i saw the waddle of his babybody" What is the definition of "babybody"?

Output: someone who has a body like a baby/child, i

when someone has the physical disposition of a toddler


Input: "gee, blue steel really does look nothing like magnum" What is the definition of "blue steel"?

Output: one of detroit steel's many nicknames

the infamous modeling move in one of the funniest films ever: zoolander


Input: "man i really gotta go to the bathroom, i'll brberblade and you wait right here dawg" What is the definition of "brberblade"?

Output: verb- the act of shavinng one's testicles and penis

the act of 'being right back' in the form of rollerblading see [brb]


Input: "anna kournikova is hot" What is the definition of "anna kournikova"?

Output: a horrible tennis player, but let's be honest, nobody watches her for tennis

a horrible tennis player, but let's be honest, nobody watches her for tennis


Input: "a ninja moustache man, strong enough to ban hammer the whole chat from cpalead" What is the definition of "cpalead"?

Output: lead moderator of cpamasta, the biggest problem in chat rooms everywhere

as industry leaders and innovators, cpalead is proud to deliver publishers and advertisers with a unique solution


Input: "he's an andrew ingram" What is the definition of "andrew ingram"?

Output: very sexy and very smart

person who acts like a homo, but is really just bi


Input: "shield your eyes and bow down, lowtax, drew curtis is coming our way" What is the definition of "drew curtis"?

Output: "a satanic teddy bear with a million dollar smile

a creature of perfection and light who walks among us humans like a god


Input: "person 1: i want to try teabagging" What is the definition of "teabagging"?

Output: the act of dipping your scrotum into an open can of tea


Input: ""-i just watched the bme pain olympics and i almost threw up" -its fake you know -oh [shit]"" What is the definition of "bme pain olympics"?

Output: a very fake video on the internet where a man eats himself out with a [jackhammer], breaks his neck, and can no longer feel pain because of the [head] trauma

an internet [shock video] featuring men chopping off what appears to be their penises


Input: "you shouldn;t have trusted me last night, i was moonblowing" What is the definition of "moonblowing"?

Output: this is a word to describe somebody who is full of shit

"moonblowing consists of taking one shot of moonshine followed by a "bump" of blow


Input: "[bbib]andrei: aw fuck man bring da alchi to tha party" What is the definition of "alchi"?

Output: the shortened form of alcohol

a really lame word that high school kids use to describe alcohol coz they think theyre cool


Input: "i think alternative sex is a sexual perversion" What is the definition of "alternative sex"?

Output: this is when men and women have sex using body parts other than the genitals

the act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else


Input: "my downstairs neighbor just took my spot again" What is the definition of "downstairs neighbor"?

Output: that person who takes your parking spot

one who lives underneath me that is a total pain in my ass


Input: "we was gettin bliffy" What is the definition of "bliffy"?

Output: the state of getting high

to get high from any drug used for leisure


Input: "swerve" What is the definition of "swerve"?

Output: to dodge a person or object

a stupid, idiotic, annoying catch phrase repeated over and over by certain moronic individuals with nothing better to do


Input: "if eddy curry could consume any more useless fat, he would consume his knicks teammates" What is the definition of "knicks"?

Output: "the new home of "all-talent" eddy curry, a fat f*ck who will never win anything in life


Input: "you japfag get out of here with your cosplay" What is the definition of "japfag"?

Output: "while "japfag" technically is a combination of [japanese] and [faggot], it is not meant to be taken literally that people are combining japanese with faggot


Input: "did you see that j hook on the radar?" What is the definition of "j hook"?

Output: "j hook - used in meteorology refering to the area of a thunderstorm that produces tornados

"j hook - used in meteorology refering to the area of a thunderstorm that produces tornados


Input: "joe jonas: dont use the lighter man, use the bee line" What is the definition of "bee line"?

Output: a bee line is organic hemp that has been dipped in beeswax and used to smoke bowls of marijuana

a bee line is organic hemp that has been dipped in beeswax and used to smoke bowls of marijuana


Input: "forget brickandmortar, cloudandconcrete integrates retailing with the benefits of a place to shop and unlimited product selection" What is the definition of "cloudandconcrete"?

Output: cloudandconcrete - is a new retail concept which offers consumers a completely new shopping experience that combines the best of cloud-based retailing with physical stores

cloudandconcrete is the integration of cloud based technology and human places to shop or do anything in the real world


Input: "we might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone" What is the definition of "alturdative"?

Output: a combination of alternative and mutually exclusive


Input: "gee i was giggling so hard in dawn of the dead" What is the definition of "dawn of the dead"?

Output: a fabulous remake of the 70's comedy


Input: "close your legs, i can see you're chicken skin poppin out" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?

Output: shaved testicles looks like a chickens skin

shaved testicles looks like a chickens skin


Input: "because of the high use of aqua net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun" What is the definition of "aqua net"?

Output: the reason we have a hole in the ozone


Input: "they have nuculer weapons" What is the definition of "nuculer"?

Output: a combination of nuclear and cooler


Input: "<john:> do you use adsl? <murphy:> indeed" What is the definition of "indeed"?

Output: "used to confirm or concur with a statement or question

something to say in agreement, whether or not you give a damn or even express any interest/pay attention


Input: "dude 1: co za asy" What is the definition of "co za asy"?

Output: co za asy means 'what an ace' in polish


Input: "campolindo high school is a school full of faggot ass queers; exceot for those couple of pimpass motha fuckas" What is the definition of "campolindo high school"?

Output: compolindo is the druggest, weedest school in the joshua tree area

a school full of fags except for [canyon critter] chris, grant fraiser, nate wong, chris baker, and [harry huss]


Input: "jim: man did you see erik crying yesterday?  tom: yeah he was being a total darkstreak" What is the definition of "darkstreak"?

Output: a person who is known for being a cry baby or bullies others

common name for someone who is easy to troll


Input: "john: did i have sex with alex's girlfriend, sam's girlfriend, and jake's girlfriend last night? ashton: no, thats just your chronicology" What is the definition of "chronicology"?

Output: the account of events that are made up by one who is [stoned] or [blazed]

the obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic


Input: "dirty hooker will get you rocked" What is the definition of "dirty hooker"?

Output: an awesome song by the great rock band, acdc

the one and only party girl on the royal caribbean cruise ship monarch of the sea


Input: "a tree's longevity is much greater than a human's" What is the definition of "longevity"?

Output: great age or length of life


Input: "he is such a brivert" What is the definition of "brivert"?

Output: a person who is without a doubt 100% completely retarded


Input: "that chazkel couldn't get it up for paris hilton if he had to" What is the definition of "chazkel"?

Output: the opposite of a stud

a male who is prone to a penial state of flacidness after a long night of alcohol consumption


Input: "wow that white rapper was totally baddock" What is the definition of "baddock"?

Output: bad, not good, usually horribly bad


Input: "today i'm going to wear a cami and shorts" What is the definition of "cami"?

Output: a camisole typically worn by women under shirts or as part of pajamas


Input: "bartatua is both fucking and fucking" What is the definition of "bartatua"?

Output: both bart and satan


Input: "that chick is a ball marauder" What is the definition of "ball marauder"?

Output: one who steals the hearts and minds of unsuspecting young men through the use of her devilish ways and wiles

the either intentional or unintentional act of attacking a mans balls while giving a handjob


Input: "jane- hannahs boyf lyk such a gbp" What is the definition of "gbp"?

Output: a gbp is a gay boyf


Input: ""-"did the peelers(police) manage to catch ye last night?" -"nah, i jumped over into someones back garden and was sweet as" What is the definition of "sweet as"?

Output: a term meaning to be in a state of happiness, usually used by the [derry] contingent of the population

"means "ok" or just "sweet" can also be abbreviated as "swaz" not just new zealand


Input: "hey charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@" What is the definition of "cut the cheese"?

Output: to fart or poot


Input: ""the car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?  "because she's fucking retarded" What is the definition of "fucking retarded"?

Output: someone who does something retarded more than once

someone who does something retarded more than once


Input: "id rather be a bunion rubber than work my ass off at a 9-5 job" What is the definition of "bunion rubber"?

Output: one who rubs out bunions for a living


Input: "i would sit next to you in class, but then i would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch" What is the definition of "cum crotch"?

Output: the result of a female masturbating

the unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later


Input: "if it hurts to pee, it's from an alpha phi" What is the definition of "alpha phi"?

Output: "one who tends to "punish" his [girlfriend] with a [cold] and/or [painful] [period] by blowing his [load] in her ear

"typically the least classy sorority on campus


Input: "i feel like having a snorgy because i want to cuddle up with some lovely people and feel cozy" What is the definition of "snorgy"?

Output: snuggling+orgy= snorgy it can be an action verb or noun

a fully-clothed snuggle orgy in which several men and women get cozy and snuggle with each other


Input: "damn man i'd better see the urinologist, i left a huge piss biscuit last night" What is the definition of "piss biscuit"?

Output: the large chunk of solidified piss you leave in the toilet when you have a bladder infection

that biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss


Input: "he looks totally hot in his fpp" What is the definition of "fpp"?

Output: firefighter pants


Input: "shut up while i give your mom this jelly doughnut" What is the definition of "jelly doughnut"?

Output: the act of tossing your salad with your partner's mother while your partner is forced to watch


Input: "so how do you feel about you son being a butt cow boy" What is the definition of "butt cow boy"?

Output: a gay guy


Input: "johns ass rag was clipped to his pack" What is the definition of "ass rag"?

Output: "a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass

"a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass


Input: "man, eric, you are such a doobface" What is the definition of "doobface"?

Output: someone who has just said somthing so stupid that the only comeback is to call them a doobface

one who tries to be amazing all the time, but just ends up looking like an idiot


Input: "ryan : what are you doing mate?  shaune: trying to look and climb in your barrel  ryan: your a faggot cunt bro" What is the definition of "faggot cunt"?

Output: a faggot and a cunt at the same time

a bloke that loves having his barrel filled with cock and is a real wankerface


Input: "suck my pesticles bitch" What is the definition of "pesticles"?

Output: a shorter way to say pestle and mortar, which is cock and balls

a penis and testicles combined into one amazing word


Input: "argh, my ass hurts so much after that volcanic shit i had" What is the definition of "volcanic shit"?

Output: the shit that explodes out of your ass with so much force that it almost breaks your ass

when you're constipated and a fart builds up above the stuck shut, creating more and more pressure


Input: "human 1: i think i saw a kittenhead walking around pacific heights yesterday" What is the definition of "kittenhead"?

Output: a very small sized asian person

someone with irresistibly soft and fluffy hair


Input: "shalisha is really good at soccer" What is the definition of "shalisha"?

Output: a girl who is really smart and can do many things

[ sha-lee-sha ] shalisha is a beautiful girl and amazing friend


Input: "bob chernobyled us a the bar last night" What is the definition of "chernobyled"?

Output: when someone drinks a beer faster then anyone else in the room

a tear-inducing fart that travels a relatively long distance across a crowded room (e


Input: "look at that chuff pot coming out of morleys with another bucket of chicken" What is the definition of "chuff pot"?

Output: a fat person who eats a lot of chicken


Input: "the male ballet dancer was a homo fo shomo" What is the definition of "homo fo shomo"?

Output: a derivative of [homo fo sheezy]


Input: "check the lights on that chick" What is the definition of "check the lights"?

Output: to say that one has big breasts


Input: "wow she has to be a bibily" What is the definition of "bibily"?

Output: a strong, beautiful woman


Input: "'man, i've got some seriously bad arse going on after that session in the crown last night'" What is the definition of "bad arse"?

Output: the pungent result of a night in the pub

the pungent result of a night in the pub


Input: "your pulling a delgrippo you said you would play me" What is the definition of "delgrippo"?

Output: someone who doesn't do what they say they will do

not going through with what you said you were going to do


Input: "dizee likes milf" What is the definition of "dizee"?

Output: son of [hentai]

some little faggot that likes pax0ring chatworlds with his 3l33t litmus bots


Input: "do you think maybe samantha is trying to tell you that she needs some space? gee golly wilikers" What is the definition of "gee golly wilikers"?

Output: an exclamation of surprise, or shock

"a phrase someone says when some issue that they're trying to bring to light is making things way more tense than it should be


Input: "i didnt think anyone would ever live up to the name chayze" What is the definition of "chayze"?

Output: "the best guy in the world

an achievement worthy man who achieves 69g by getting the he has come again achievement i


Input: "frank's favorite style of big beer is a barleywine" What is the definition of "big beer"?

Output: a strong, complex beer such as a weizenbock, or a strong dark or blonde ale

a big beer is any style of beer with a significantly higher alcohol content than your average mass produced beer


Input: "yo man, roq was out crunking last weekend" What is the definition of "crunking"?

Output: a person's first experience with the [crunk] lifestyle

"running around with an iv of grey goose for several days screaming for no apparent reason and screeching like a crow, "ehhhh ehhhhh!!""


Input: "the cat is apose en' me while i take pictures of my green lampshades" What is the definition of "apose"?

Output: to make stupid faces in pictures

similar to posing, be when people and/or animals pose for pictures without the photographer realizing it


Input: "why them chicks trip everytime they see other? they must got baby daddy ties or something" What is the definition of "baby daddy ties"?

Output: 2 men or more that has made a baby with the same woman and her family approved it

two women or more that has at least one kid by the same man


Input: "thalia u one foine freckled biatch" What is the definition of "thalia"?

Output: thalia is a beautiful, funny, sweet, nice, kind, freckled goddess

latina singer hotter than j-lo except for those freckles on her chest


Input: "a cartoon character named bishneen" What is the definition of "bishneen"?

Output: a character in the cartoon [class of 3000]


Input: ""that was such an awkward baby pocket moment" What is the definition of "baby pocket"?

Output: the awkward period of time when a girl tells you she's pregnant and you have no idea what to say


Input: "they found a decomp last night at 324 curtis st" What is the definition of "decomp"?

Output: a dead hooker


Input: "dude, step away: i just deuced air" What is the definition of "deuced air"?

Output: when you fart or shit air, but not gaseous air, like: air that has water vapor in it, or air that has carbon dioxide in it, etc

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a number two


Input: ""no one can 'andle my riddum" What is the definition of "riddum"?

Output: "slang term for "rhythm


Input: ""hey mannn i'm bored let's go to a stupid town "we should check out carlstadt" What is the definition of "carlstadt"?

Output: the town where all the asians hang out and the only store to hang out at is bj's

located in bergen county, possibly the worst town ever


Input: "don’t be so clueish" What is the definition of "clueish"?

Output: the act of being clueless

a person that nudges you with their elbow or uses a gesture or makes a comment to draw your attention to something they have noticed which you have not


Input: "superman is a superhero because the yellow sun gives him incredible powers" What is the definition of "superhero"?

Output: a fictional character that has amazing powers


Input: "we were tweaking last night and the rubber broke" What is the definition of "tweaking"?

Output: using a condom in a way that resembles teabagging


Input: "look at that nasty chubbler" What is the definition of "chubbler"?

Output: a fat person who is horny


Input: "the opposite of yes, brother > nah broh" What is the definition of "nah broh"?

Output: the opposite of yes, brother


Input: "ayy yo my yute, lets run a botry on dat gyall, put it right in her boty hole" What is the definition of "botry"?

Output: the jamaican term for hitting on the opposite sex


Input: "yo tai is the moises of all our friends" What is the definition of "moises"?

Output: the gayest word for homosexual


Input: "johnny wrote jen an acoustic text message in class yesterday" What is the definition of "acoustic text message"?

Output: a letter written by hand, often on notebook paper, and delivered to the recipient, usually in person, but also can be done through prearranged drop spots

writing using text message language on a sheet a paper with a pen


Input: "my wonderful friend, hannah, is a cutey patooty" What is the definition of "cutey patooty"?

Output: a person or thing that is cute and cuddly looking

an adorable, super genuinely sweet person


Input: "everyone a changemaker" What is the definition of "a changemaker"?

Output: a person who makes changes in his/her circle of influence

when you cut a dead baby hamburger wise and fuck it in the guts while eating out the lower half


Input: "when redheads turn 13, they start to grow ginger pubes" What is the definition of "ginger pubes"?

Output: pubic hair that is the same colour as their head


Input: ""andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater  "wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater" "" What is the definition of "dull as ditchwater"?

Output: if something is dull, boring or plain it is described as being as interesting as ditchwater - in other words not very interesting at all


Input: "i just gave gina the dominguez curse" What is the definition of "dominguez curse"?

Output: the act of jizzing on your partners eyes so they can't open

after anal sex with a woman,make her lick all the excess juices from your penis so she walks around with her breath smelling like feces


Input: "he was acting like a kluft" What is the definition of "kluft"?

Output: a douche bag

kluft is used to describe a level of someone's sleazy tendencies towards the opposite sex usually used from the male point of view towards females


Input: "'man he was all over the shop" What is the definition of "all over the shop"?

Output: when you're physically scattered, uncoordinated, unorganised etc

when you're physically scattered, uncoordinated, unorganised etc


Input: ""friend 1 : have you seen "inanimate insanity?" friend 2 : yeah, adam katz makes that right?"" What is the definition of "adam katz"?

Output: the man who makes the internet

"the creator of popular web series "inanimate insanity"


Input: "that damned jewburger just jacked my tv and i didn't even realize it" What is the definition of "jewburger"?

Output: a derogatory term for a person of jewish heritage


Input: "your new ride is 'bout it" What is the definition of "'bout it"?

Output: very cool, stellar


Input: "that firechicken got smoked by the evo on memorial last night" What is the definition of "firechicken"?

Output: a redheaded kid who likes to race mitsubishi evos


Input: "he was so thick, he must have been a cockpumper - aieeya" What is the definition of "cockpumper"?

Output: originates from early this century in seattle

man who regularly vacuum pumps his penis, enlarging it for display or pleasure


Input: "a bunch of my friends and i enjoyed dick-shaped sandwiches, popsicles, and kool-aid drinks on our biweekly dicnic" What is the definition of "dicnic"?

Output: "noun, a social gathering of males only, no "ladies" are allowed at this event

a picnic in which the picnic basket, as well as all food and drink containers are dick-shaped


Input: "god is a finn parris" What is the definition of "finn parris"?

Output: god

is a mc, pulls the biddies, is a gypsy and like sexual interourse


Input: "my fag hag regina is such a drama mama" What is the definition of "drama mama"?

Output: one who draws conflict and negativity to themselves for attention or self grandification

one who draws conflict and negativity to themselves for attention or self grandification


Input: "j lowe was the original alpha chump" What is the definition of "alpha chump"?

Output: "the alpha chump is the leader of all the other "chumps"

a term used to define the dominating male at ccpc


Input: "ahh i wish i could have him, this is such a bad romance" What is the definition of "bad romance"?

Output: 1


Input: "gurf" What is the definition of "gurf"?

Output: a word used to express confusion, or mis understanding

a word you use when you are aggervated or just don't know what to say


Input: "paris hilton is so beautifoul" What is the definition of "beautifoul"?

Output: beautiful but foul

something or someone that seems lovely, but in all actuality is fetid


Input: "wow, kicking that priest in the balls felt blasphenomenal" What is the definition of "blasphenomenal"?

Output: a word used to describe the feeling of committing a completely blasphemous act

when one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation


Input: "for example: mark, did u get buttery popcorn in the movies last night?" What is the definition of "buttery popcorn"?

Output: a nice rich full butter flavor that fills your mouth with every kernel you eat!

it is a term that refers to a handjob given in a theatre


Input: "i walked in on matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday" What is the definition of "bummy tug"?

Output: the act of pleasuring yourself analy

"the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating


Input: "if your mother gets home before you clean this up, she'll have a conniption fit" What is the definition of "conniption fit"?

Output: an outburst of anger

a conniption fit is a spontaneous outburst of anger or frustration, usually precipitated by an act of stupidity or neglect


Input: "ohno, that porno's given my bags a croxton" What is the definition of "croxton"?

Output: the folds on an old man's bags when said old man has been recently sexually aroused - or 'got one'

a frequent misspelling of the words [crotch] stain, pertaining to penile or clitoral smegma staining of under garments brought about by lascivious and lude thought or behaviour


Input: "the poopsmith is a turd buncher" What is the definition of "turd buncher"?

Output: one who bunches turds

one who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation


Input: "hey it's 113 a" What is the definition of "113"?

Output: the time right before 11

time of day when you should eat hallucinogenic substances


Input: "he was not the first one to give her a bavarian cream" What is the definition of "bavarian cream"?

Output: cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole

cumming in a girls mouth then farting on her face after having applied medicated powder to your asshole


Input: "real estate was good at the end of the 90's and the beginning of the 2k's" What is the definition of "2k's"?

Output: the years 2000-2010

the name for the first decade of the millenium


Input: "dude,that pineapple is really turning me fruitsexual right now" What is the definition of "fruitsexual"?

Output: the attraction to fruit, and all fruit gettin' action


Input: "person 1: hey man, did you trim up for tonight? person 2: nah dude, i didn't have time so i gave it the altered image treatment" What is the definition of "altered image"?

Output: when you don't have time to shower, shave, or anything to make yourself look better, you alter the way people see you

a incomplete or sub-par job completed when shaving ones pubes


Input: "dude i totally just got visited by the ass ninja" What is the definition of "ass ninja"?

Output: a mythical being who exists to give people wedgies

a mythical being who exists to give people wedgies


Input: "memer" What is the definition of "memer"?

Output: a person who is very funny, outgoing, and [sexy]


Input: "just down in the alley from across my home, i saw some serious gorilla warfare taking place" What is the definition of "gorilla warfare"?

Output: when black people fight in the hood

when a bunch of crazy black guys gang rape a helpless woman(of any ethnicity)


Input: "long island is the best place to live" What is the definition of "long island"?

Output: the best place on earth!!!!!!!!!!!


Input: "bunbun sure is a boobie do" What is the definition of "boobie do"?

Output: when a girl's stomach sticks out more than her boobs do

when a girl's stomach sticks out more than her boobs do


Input: ""friend of one of the two peoples involved- "hey are you two dating?" both- "no, we're just best friends with benefits" What is the definition of "best friends with benefits"?

Output: best friends who occasionally have [sex] together

"the act of being "best friends" with someone of the opposite gender and having a romantic relationship without actually making a commitment to one another


Input: "killah; this bud is killah, that movie was killah, that fly puma track suit is killah" What is the definition of "killah"?

Output: a word used to describe something phat, cool, fresh

adjective: to describe something of superior quality


Input: ""insult: (spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "you fookin' cock monkey" What is the definition of "cock monkey"?

Output: a term used to describe a foolish or stupid person

see also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler


Input: "i gave her some ambush sodomy" What is the definition of "ambush sodomy"?

Output: "1


Input: "rapper1: fuck u man, fitty cent owns your moma" What is the definition of "fitty cent"?

Output: the rapper who seems to have stolen 50 cent's name and career


Input: "what do you want for dinner tonight? let's go to qdoba" What is the definition of "qdoba"?

Output: a popular chain mexican eatery which has locations all across the united states

mexican restuarunt chain that must put crack in their burritos because everyone who eats there seems to be addicted to it


Input: "he can dish it out but he can't take it" What is the definition of "dish it out"?

Output: to give out

to administer punishment, injury, abuse, etc


Input: ""god damn son, i'm 15 in and ready to but fuck" What is the definition of "15 in"?

Output: to be intoxicated on alcohol, marijuana, or a combination of the two to the point one is ready to engage in sexual activity or other anti-social behavior

"adjective: the resulting mental state of mind after ingesting more than copious amounts of [alcohol]


Input: "tanya sure knows how to bag toss" What is the definition of "bag toss"?

Output: the act of putting one's scrotum and testicles in someone's mouth

jiggling you balls while masturbating or getting a blowjob


Input: "dizee needs to grow a penis, and get a life" What is the definition of "dizee"?

Output: stupid bitch, with a big mouth, and a smaller penis

"yet another example of a packet kiddie who truly believes he has the right to tell people what to do, and nobody is allowed to bad mouth him


Input: "she bend over and her breastesses popped out" What is the definition of "breastesses"?

Output: a very large breasted woman who's name is unknown

it is how sexually repressed people pronounce breasts


Input: "guy 1: check out this tina girl's facebook guy 2: daaam, even though her facebook profile was non creep friendly i could still tell she was hot by the thumbnail" What is the definition of "non creep friendly"?

Output: when people set their facebook privacy settings to where you can only see their profile picture and not their other pictures

a girl's facebook profile that does not show any pictures unless you are friends with them


Input: "damn, that skinny chick has major air pussy" What is the definition of "air pussy"?

Output: the gap you can see through a skinny girls crotch while standing straight up with her legs close together

the gap you can see through a skinny girls crotch while standing straight up with her legs close together


Input: "did you see the blunt man in computer class today? he was blazed" What is the definition of "blunt man"?

Output: cory kryger


Input: "dude let's play dick touch" What is the definition of "dick touch"?

Output: when two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses

when two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses


Input: "damn that nigga can do the chicken noodle soup mad good" What is the definition of "chicken noodle soup"?

Output: "a dance derived from harlem


Input: "guy 1: who's that?  guy 2: an animal rights nut" What is the definition of "animal rights nut"?

Output: a term used out of ignorance to refer to people that feel strongly about animal cruelty and want non-human animal to be treated with respect

a term used out of ignorance to refer to people that feel strongly about animal cruelty and want non-human animal to be treated with respect


Input: "pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps" What is the definition of "emergency flaps"?

Output: a desperate man's nostrils

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house


Input: "put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube" What is the definition of "monkey shit"?

Output: putty material that is used for filling in gaps

putty material that is used for filling in gaps


Input: "i bought this cool game, it was so damn good i had a gamegasm" What is the definition of "gamegasm"?

Output: when you buy a cool game and you just play it all day and have a damn good time


Input: "when jackson died in that twenty car pile up last week it was a pretty big bum me out" What is the definition of "bum me out"?

Output: to disappoint or dismay


Input: "i would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater" What is the definition of "boneyard masterbater"?

Output: an individual who masterbates or will masterbate in the boneyard

a man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy


Input: "ken: hey brett, what are you doing tonight?  brett: i think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight" What is the definition of "drunk drifting"?

Output: a drinking game: supplies: three different proofs of alcohol forza 3 you and three friends

a drinking game: supplies: three different proofs of alcohol forza 3 you and three friends


Input: ""jake is such a drunkleman after a few beers" What is the definition of "drunkleman"?

Output: a man who becomes a total douchebag while intoxicated

behaving like a gentleman only when you are drunk


Input: "that girl tiffanie is a frenchie i went to france just to view the frenchies" What is the definition of "frenchie"?

Output: a girl with red hair from french descent

an insane french girl, usually names tiffanie or feefee


Input: "did you hear about kenny? he got kicked in the don drapers" What is the definition of "don drapers"?

Output: slang for scrotum and testicles


Input: "don't be such an annelies and mix your water with your milk" What is the definition of "annelies"?

Output: a tall blonde girl, who like to party

"a british tart (whore) who likes to pet her "kitty"


Input: "kelsey and katherine eat aabacob every night before bed" What is the definition of "aabacob"?

Output: "a sex cookie


Input: ""paul, have you heard what the jiff's have been saying about our accommodation? "can't believe that bloke just called uwe a shithole, fucking jiff" What is the definition of "jiff"?

Output: a term used to describe someone who makes unnecessary trouble whilst away on a residential trip with school, specifically during the planning stages

a student from the main campus of a university, commonly someone who pays more money for a higher standard of accommodation and shoves it down your throat with snobbery


Input: ""after a big day at the horse races you will see a lot of drunk girls fawning their way to the taxi rank" What is the definition of "fawning"?

Output: this is a particular style of drunken walk that is done by very very [smash]ed out girls

the act of women trying to walk in expensive, uncomfortable high heels after a long period of drinking whilst thinking they look classy


Input: "man: hey did you see that kaitlyn smith chick?  woman: yeah she's a real french toast" What is the definition of "french toast"?

Output: a slut who sleeps with black guys

a nasty person who resembles french toast


Input: "look at that little beanerette said the cracker" What is the definition of "beanerette"?

Output: a female mexican


Input: "dude stop being a baby ball's nigga and just do it" What is the definition of "baby ball's"?

Output: someone who acts like they got baby balls or is scared to do something

someone who acts like they got baby balls or is scared to do something


Input: "the painting showed a cerapter flying above a normal unicorn that had no wings" What is the definition of "cerapter"?

Output: a winged unicorn

"a winged unicorn, from the greek words ceros meaning "horn" and pteros meaning "wing


Input: "chiemo i like to eat pie" What is the definition of "chiemo"?

Output: who cares what it means, it could mean anything, that was my first thought when i saw it

an annotation to be placed @ the beginning of a sentence or paragraph to imply truthfulness and or honesty


Input: "i was sick of her giving me[blueballs], so i gave her bluenani" What is the definition of "bluenani"?

Output: when a female is aroused and her partner is not able to maintain an erection long enough to penetrate her


Input: "you fucking bizquitch" What is the definition of "bizquitch"?

Output: a mixture between a bitch, squitch and the like


Input: "oh ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage" What is the definition of "crummed sausage"?

Output: a sandy penis, or a sandy vagina for that matter

where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand


Input: "bernard: james come for tea james: no im stoning me:little cunt jamesgreen" What is the definition of "jamesgreen"?

Output: a little yeat who slaps his own bum and calls it jamesgreen

stoner little cunt, gonna wreck him up so bad wid ma flappy old tits


Input: "man, dana was mashing potatoes all night long" What is the definition of "mashing potatoes"?

Output: being very promiscuous with your tongue during oral sex

"usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking


Input: "he was so amazing he hit every spot so i had an alphabet orgasm" What is the definition of "alphabet orgasm"?

Output: when you have such a good orgasm it feels like you ran across the alphabet making all the different letters of the alphabet

a multiple orgasm achieved by stimulating the a-spot, u-spot, and g-spot


Input: "wow check out that hot daije" What is the definition of "daije"?

Output: a beautiful girl who any guy would fall in love with


Input: "joe has a big penis" What is the definition of "big penis"?

Output: a not little male genitalia


Input: "baby daddy cockeral this cockeral was born now it is a daddy cockeral" What is the definition of "baby daddy cockeral"?

Output: a baby chick that is a boy that becomes a dad is called a baby daddy cockeral

another name for a cockeral that has just became a daddy cockeral but not long ago was a baby cockeral dont confuse this with any other animals


Input: "i just made a butt biscuit" What is the definition of "butt biscuit"?

Output: a crap


Input: "that nutbar that blew past us gotta be going at least a buck and a half" What is the definition of "nutbar"?

Output: "refers to a motorcycle rider seen as being "crazy" or "insane" in the eyes of other riders


Input: ""that dude is obnoxious, ignorant and aggressive, a total 455hat" What is the definition of "455hat"?

Output: a person who posesss hat color 455

"a "leet speech" synonym of "asshat," itself a synonym of "asshole," formulated in a way that can beat the obscenity filters operant in different forms of online chat


Input: "get your fatass over here and suck my cock, applebitch" What is the definition of "applebitch"?

Output: a homosapien of the female gender who is distasteful in appearance

when a female takes apple extract and rubs it into her vagina to induce the taste of apples stimulating her man


Input: "john hung a legger once jazmin arrived" What is the definition of "legger"?

Output: "to put one's penis between a girl's legs while she is straddling you

a hard penis thats not erect that lays right on the leg


Input: "blood clot wayne" What is the definition of "blood clot"?

Output: a jamacian word meaning fuck


Input: "my parents forgot to tell the doctor to  remove my bastard neck when i was born" What is the definition of "bastard neck"?

Output: this is the small roll of fat located under the chin of new-born babies


Input: "intense buckage" What is the definition of "buckage"?

Output: v

getting screwed, fucked, or stick in a bad situation


Input: "sucky sucky ten dolla, gotta save me, buy reel big pimp-mobile" What is the definition of "pimp-mobile"?

Output: 1

the type of poor-quality big-ass car driven by a pimp


Input: ""that "gilligan's island" marathon was one serious asstivity" What is the definition of "asstivity"?

Output: 1

any activity that can be performed while sitting on ones ass


Input: "that's a bunch of boocaca" What is the definition of "boocaca"?

Output: nonsense

(boo-kah-kah) when something is ridiculous when something is crap


Input: ""dave: (fart) ralph: "do you know where the flaherty report is?" dave: "that's a stupid stinkestion - it's in the penski file""" What is the definition of "stinkestion"?

Output: a question that is stupid or lame

when you fart in your cubicle and someone comes by to ask you a question and is greeted with your recently excreted foul odour


Input: "i'm surprised pags still has such a small brosnan after visiting all those bars" What is the definition of "brosnan"?

Output: the anus of a gay man(seen as a penis)


Input: "did you just here that dude call that other dude a [pizza dick]? that's the first time i've ever heard someone else speak dick talk" What is the definition of "dick talk"?

Output: "dick talk is a nonstandard form of american english used by some people

"dick talk is a nonstandard form of american english used by some people


Input: " a girl:what that fucking amazing team dude:ho, this is ol ( olympique lyonnais) from lyon in france, nice town" What is the definition of "lyon"?

Output: 2nd town in france

the nicest town of the world , with the best europeen soccer team


Input: "wow, you are very ayanna" What is the definition of "ayanna"?

Output: the most beautiful girl in the world


Input: "eddie got so trashed on friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef" What is the definition of "chunk spelunker"?

Output: one who penetrates deeply into the uncharted depths of an immensly fat chick's vaginal or anal cavity in search of that warm, moist,receptacle

a man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions


Input: "rob asked me if i would give him some birthday dome after his party" What is the definition of "birthday dome"?

Output: slang for when you are blowing a guy on his birthday

the act of giving head to someone on their birthday, like a birthday present =]


Input: "1) i totally got a field goal on her last night" What is the definition of "field goal"?

Output: right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend

right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend


Input: "don't make that duck face at me, i was just kidding" What is the definition of "duck face"?

Output: similar to pouting


Input: "try doing the chin sack on someone" What is the definition of "chin sack"?

Output: when you slap someones chin with your sack

chin sacking is balling your fist up and putting the hollow of your hand on a person’s chin, which resembles a scrotum


Input: "dang that girl aqualeta the only one to get the job done, these no one to cover for her" What is the definition of "aqualeta"?

Output: aqualeta a beautiful young lady who's sweet as can be but don't take nothing from her because she will bust you out


Input: "ronald gave gretchen a sperm perm on accident" What is the definition of "sperm perm"?

Output: the result of ejaculating in someone's hair

the act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess


Input: "poor christina aguilera" What is the definition of "christina aguilera"?

Output: an extremely talented voaclist who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her and oes what she wants

an extremely talented voaclist who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her and oes what she wants


Input: "how was your disc golf game today? not too good, i was chopping wood all day long" What is the definition of "chopping wood"?

Output: a term used for when you are having a bad round of disc golf

the act of accidentally throwing a disc golf disc into a tree during a game of disc golf


Input: "auckland and wellington are the principle cities of new zealand" What is the definition of "auckland"?

Output: auckland is the largest city in new zealand

auckland is a city in north island, new zealand


Input: "james: who is that annoying asshole?  greg: that's franks cousin, he's a floridiot  james: oh, makes sense" What is the definition of "floridiot"?

Output: someone who is from florida and is an asshole

an individual who has previously lived in florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how florida is vastly better than everywhere else


Input: "its dope freshness saan" What is the definition of "dope freshness saan"?

Output: something that is sweet, cool, the best

dope freshness saan is the phrase commonly used by the youtubers, jesse and jeana on the channel bfvsgf/prankvsprank


Input: "did you see that foofie wearing those sensible shoes?" What is the definition of "foofie"?

Output: a friend who is a freak, but in a sensible way


Input: "nigga i aint from the eastside,,i stay on 29th over in atk town  29th & atkinson" What is the definition of "atk town"?

Output: "short for "atkinson"

"atk town is short for a north side(mil town) street "atkinson"


Input: ""while in frankfurt (appropriately), i once asked a [german] storekeeper for a 'hei�er hund'- literally 'a hot dog" What is the definition of "hot dog"?

Output: "a commonly-used (but etymologically obscure) term for a sausage that is usually eaten in a bun with ketchup, mustard, and/or relish

"a commonly-used (but etymologically obscure) term for a sausage that is usually eaten in a bun with ketchup, mustard, and/or relish


Input: "damn you cheifin  pass the fuckin blunt dog, you cheifin he cheifin that blunt we were cheifin today" What is the definition of "cheifin"?

Output: to hog something, especially a blunt

when you get the blunt and smoke half of it and don't wanna give the shit back


Input: "peter was very brrdicated after cleaning the snow off the car" What is the definition of "brrdicated"?

Output: the act of being dedicated in the extreme cold

when you get extremely cold in the midst of cold weather


Input: "aesthetic perfection wouldn't accept such an emo fattie like you" What is the definition of "aesthetic perfection"?

Output: a group of hot girls who live near you

one of the firsts, most elite [perfection groups] founded on [myspace], the owner is adrian aka [fakefaggot], and co-owned by [kristin vance]


Input: "fancy a bit of cunt spludging daling? why yes after i eat this pie deer" What is the definition of "cunt spludging"?

Output: the act of repeatedly slamming ones cock into the spludge zone of another until either the cock or the spluge zone explodes

sexual act in which a females bits are massaged by her partners knee


Input: "that blippo font is so round and cute" What is the definition of "blippo"?

Output: a rounded, child-like font first used by microsoft in their windows 3

a commercial [font] that has existed since the [90s]


Input: "stage 3 makes me feel like i'm pooping razor blades" What is the definition of "stage 3"?

Output: the worst stage of dehydration

stage 3 represents the third and final stage of bowel movements caused by ibs or irritable bowel syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress


Input: "we met some girls the other night at the club and i had to sit through barry's cheese wheel act again" What is the definition of "cheese wheel"?

Output: having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off

having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off


Input: ""i was circumsized on the second day after my birth" What is the definition of "circumsized"?

Output: "to have had the foreskin of your penis removed

circumsized is stupid mispelling of circumcised thus cutting out the latin word's meaning: cut around


Input: "i was hungry and horny last night, so i told my girl to give me an rgp" What is the definition of "rgp"?

Output: a ruger baby pocket pussy

when a woman gives a man oral sex while feeding him a sandwich


Input: "mmm, i could really use some celeriac now" What is the definition of "celeriac"?

Output: the best vegetable in the world


Input: "john had a blister on his foot that explains the 2nd place ribbon and the bro down effort" What is the definition of "bro down"?

Output: the opposite of man up


Input: "look at that lezzie over there" What is the definition of "lezzie"?

Output: a girl who is a lesbian

a woman who is sexually attracted to other women


Input: "u jrk" What is the definition of "jrk"?

Output: a stupid idiot who has a small penis


Input: "alyx vance is an ally and gordon's girlfriend, she is with you most of the time" What is the definition of "alyx vance"?

Output: alyx vance, is the girl in half-life 2 that fights on your side most of the time

alyx vance, is the girl in half-life 2 that fights on your side most of the time


Input: "i took three tabs and got totally blissed out" What is the definition of "blissed out"?

Output: a state of complete peace and happiness


Input: "bruno mars is the definition of sex" What is the definition of "bruno mars"?

Output: sex


Input: "andii is the coolest farmer i know" What is the definition of "andii"?

Output: a young [farmer] who enjoys spending his time with large [machinery]

andii is an ex xavierite who converted to farming and equestrianism and has two addictions


Input: "friend : your a goon  elsa : whats a goon?  friend : you" What is the definition of "elsa"?

Output: the snow queen in frozen is named elsa

a small girl who is very indecisive when shopping


Input: "girl 1: that girl is so deniz" What is the definition of "deniz"?

Output: a girl or boy name

a girl that is random, wild, intelligent and bubbly, but misunderstood by others


Input: "my bicept (bicep) is huge" What is the definition of "bicept"?

Output: either one of the two muscles in the upper arm that are responsible for bending the elbow


Input: "hot magma nigger" What is the definition of "hot magma nigger"?

Output: one of the funniest things to ever be said


Input: "i totally just nailed you in the face with bleashnin pie" What is the definition of "bleashnin pie"?

Output: the act of throwing your pubes in the face of your loved one

the muddy, mucky sand substance found at the bottom of gun lake


Input: "harry's caught the golden snitch" What is the definition of "golden snitch"?

Output: the small golden contraption used in the imaginary world of harry potter

the small golden contraption used in the imaginary world of harry potter


Input: "he noticed that the ada stall wasn't being used, so he decided to shit in that stall" What is the definition of "ada stall"?

Output: the toilet stall in a public restroom designed for use by people with disabilities

it's short for americans with disabilities act stall


Input: "eugene levy is an awesome actor, but his eyebrows are too caterpillary" What is the definition of "caterpillary"?

Output: the form eyebrows take when they are in need of immediate plucking

something having the look of, or closely resembling a caterpillar


Input: "tickle the soil with a hoe, and it will laugh a harvest is a baileyism" What is the definition of "baileyism"?

Output: a word or phrase coined by the famous world traveler and journalist, sir peter bailey

weird sayings in the american pageant us history textbook that come from the author thomas bailey


Input: "vito benito corleone pulled a bonjourno at don nini's cocktail party the other night, and boy did he feel italiano" What is the definition of "bonjourno"?

Output: the classic italian goodbye - a slight bow, a curt handshake, a kiss blown (but not given)

"when you're at a party, find a bottle of pinogriggio, secretly blow a load into it, and watch in enjoyment when all of the drunk guests consume it


Input: "tom was arrested for choking the donkey" What is the definition of "choking the donkey"?

Output: a term used for both oral and vaginal sex


Input: "this irish pub is full of duck eggs" What is the definition of "duck eggs"?

Output: the irish term for pubes

a term used to describe irish people, particularly the ones who immigrated to the us in there masses, during the late 1800's - early 1900's


Input: "well i see jookey has taken it upon himself to buy a captain biffington" What is the definition of "captain biffington"?

Output: a smallish fruitcake with a paper hat


Input: "val is the bombeezie" What is the definition of "bombeezie"?

Output: someone who is the best

someone who is totally amazingly awesome


Input: "oh man, i just got dayzed" What is the definition of "dayzed"?

Output: to be beaten at arm wrestling then having the winner's hand in your pants

when you are killed in a video game by a bug


Input: "i thought that our secretary jannet was hot, but after seeing her at that bar last night, it's obvious that she's just office pretty" What is the definition of "office pretty"?

Output: when a girl looks good, but not great, and you assume that she looks better with more makeup, she's office pretty

someone who is good looking, but only compared to other people in your office


Input: "had to check my swing cause i spotted the h bomb" What is the definition of "h bomb"?

Output: a person who has herpes is said to carry the h bomb

a person who has herpes is said to carry the h bomb


Input: "we gonna break these muthufuckus off somethin' real proper like" What is the definition of "real proper like"?

Output: the way of doing something that you've been doing all along, but now you have a name for it


Input: "we'll just use some account guy math to buy another week in sac town" What is the definition of "account guy math"?

Output: where you come up with a number by pulling it out of your ass, and no one questions it because they don't understand it

a creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it's 1999 all over again


Input: "quality goal markus different gravy" What is the definition of "different gravy"?

Output: when you do something better than your opponent no matter what the sport


Input: "weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --chaucer" What is the definition of "paden"?

Output: "an early english term for a rhyming couplet


Input: "they all laughed at my dicktrum" What is the definition of "dicktrum"?

Output: when you put your penis in a circle of men and they all laugh at it


Input: "move over and we'll cheek it" What is the definition of "cheek it"?

Output: to share a chair with another individual by each placing one butt cheek on the chair at the same time

to share a chair with another individual by each placing one butt cheek on the chair at the same time


Input: "me and my friend are chillaxing later tonite" What is the definition of "chillaxing"?

Output: chillin and relaxing either by yourself or with friends

a combination of chilling out and relaxing


Input: "downloadable music is killing corporate music distribution giants" What is the definition of "downloadable"?

Output: capable of being [downloaded]

the vulture culture, where any piece of data that can be transmitted will be downloaded by somebody, wether they are entitled to it or not, copyright notwithstanding


Input: "i'm busched from watching kyle busch race in an attempt to sweep phoenix by winning all 3 races" What is the definition of "busched"?

Output: the act of being excited from watching joe bucci, kyle busch, or carl busch on nascar

how a nascar fan feels on monday morning after watching their favorite driver kyle busch win 2 out of 3 nascar races in one weekend


Input: "if you ever thought about hell as a teenager, it was the idea of living in brunswick maine" What is the definition of "brunswick maine"?

Output: small town 30 miles north of portland


Input: "damn that doood is such a blurr" What is the definition of "blurr"?

Output: one who is often seen with a shaven head and who is also a bit of a spazt


Input: ""lance said to stephan, "i want to certify our love with some gold bonding" What is the definition of "gold bonding"?

Output: when 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together

when 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together


Input: " i love you all my dirty dirt squirrel" What is the definition of "dirt squirrel"?

Output: the word use to call your lovers, partners, friends, etc

"a very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county


Input: "madonna's marem of hot 20 something year old male models is something to be proud of" What is the definition of "marem"?

Output: noun: a collection of similar looking people


Input: "check out that affie man" What is the definition of "affie"?

Output: affie is a term used to describe someone who is a sexy beast

name of a beautiful hot chick that every guy wants to bang with the finest ass


Input: "face bovvered? am i bovvered? does my face look bovvered? i aint bovvered" What is the definition of "am i bovvered?"?

Output: a catchphrase from impressionist catherine tate

common phrase made famous by impressionist catherine tate


Input: "that awper killed me" What is the definition of "awper"?

Output: someone who is so bad at counter-strike that they can only hit the wall behind the terrorist they are aiming at

someone that uses the awp in counter-strike too much


Input: "boomzey" What is the definition of "boomzey"?

Output: used as a reaction to a surprise or to show excitement: synonym(s) : boozey


Input: "to gin up support for a cause" What is the definition of "gin up"?

Output: to excite, to stir up

"gin up (or ginned up) means enliven, excite or enthuse


Input: "person: i just palyed the game of life and landed on pay day, gimme my money bitch" What is the definition of "game of life"?

Output: the most awsome game ever


Input: "i wish that jerk would get herpesyphigonorrhaids" What is the definition of "herpesyphigonorrhaids"?

Output: a bunch of std's mixed together, invented by me

a disease with all of the symptoms of herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and aids


Input: "that concert was awesomeis" What is the definition of "awesomeis"?

Output: something that is constantly awesome

something really cool or something that happens that is really cool


Input: "dachts vedania" What is the definition of "dachts vedania"?

Output: "its a slang word for "i love you" in the indian language of hindi


Input: "don't kiss her man--she's got ball tongue" What is the definition of "ball tongue"?

Output: in addition to the korn reference, ball tongue is the unfortunate condition a female (or homosexual male) obtains after licking too much ball

in addition to the korn reference, ball tongue is the unfortunate condition a female (or male) obtains after licking too much ball


Input: "i just had a dick-mazing time at rorys house mom" What is the definition of "dick-mazing"?

Output: when you you have an amazing time with you lover that involves some hot sex and some rediculous dirty talk


Input: ""hey, joe, let's blast mad lines of c0ke" What is the definition of "c0ke"?

Output: n

the white powder people sniff and get really, really high, and then crash 20 minutes later, and then go off and buy more until they have no money


Input: "smoke some bomb ass weed feelin' crucial- ambitionz az a ridah  2pac" What is the definition of "bomb ass"?

Output: something that's really good or something that's fly


Input: "andy's futility knows no bounds" What is the definition of "futility"?

Output: the state of being completely useless

performing an action that has no results


Input: "after payday i go buck wild at the dollar store" What is the definition of "buck wild"?

Output: going to the dollar store and spending all your bucks

going to the dollar store and spending all your bucks


Input: "fat mike is an awesome guy" What is the definition of "fat mike"?

Output: owner of 3 cars, all of which are lifted


Input: "(first day of college) frat brother: welcome to the tool box" What is the definition of "tool box"?

Output: 1


Input: "geese, snakes and small cats are all beassss since they are hissing animals" What is the definition of "beassss"?

Output: "a word that describes a person, animal, or thing that is "basic" and/or boring

(combination of beast and hiss) an animal that makes a hissing sound


Input: "did you see that tob over there? where did that tob go?" What is the definition of "tob"?

Output: the acronym for tub of lard, commonly used to describe an obese person, or a person with a larger than ideal body mass index (bmi)


Input: "wow you are so lucky to be dating eliane" What is the definition of "eliane"?

Output: the most beautiful and caring girl you will ever meet

a beautiful girl who works hard for the ones she loves and has very curly dark hair


Input: ""1) "lets go on a cinematic adventure" What is the definition of "cinematic adventure"?

Output: an adventure or journey to a movie theater

an adventure or journey to a movie theater


Input: "fifo workers make good housemates" What is the definition of "fifo"?

Output: farmer wants a fucker on friday every week until sunday night when the sex is over for another week


Input: "ay bra i hit 4 flat on them dudes bra  ay man wen i pull out that gun on him he hit 4 flat" What is the definition of "4 flat"?

Output: 4 flat means to die or get layed out


Input: "ahhhh look at my little boo boo head taking his first steps, he's so cute" What is the definition of "boo boo head"?

Output: a term of endearment used toward a small baby or child

a term of endearment used toward a small baby or child


Input: "please accept my appy polly loggy" What is the definition of "appy polly loggy"?

Output: nadsat for an apology


Input: "bro i'm so sore i committed gymicide earlier today" What is the definition of "gymicide"?

Output: the act of going to the gym and killing all your gains