Input: "i know they're popular in socal, but i can't believe you ate that fish taco" What is the definition of "fish taco"?

Output: a term used when someone defecates on one's tongue


Input: "lisa thinks she has the bird flu, but she's just a hypochondriac" What is the definition of "hypochondriac"?

Output: 1

someone who constantly thinks he or she is sick or about to become sick


Input: "well, darn larry, last night i was eating burritos and drank about 30-something beers, had redbum all day" What is the definition of "redbum"?

Output: the feeling of hunger

when your bum is irritated and uncomfortable and feels as if it is red


Input: "i was bangin this bitch and pulled my dick out, flicked the peanut off and said damn woman, you got some ass rot" What is the definition of "ass rot"?

Output: 1

when it smells like a dog crawled up your homey's ass and died


Input: "the only people who do not think south park is funny are gay" What is the definition of "south park"?

Output: a overly rated show on comedy central

the coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made


Input: "dude, that open-faced sandwich is softcore" What is the definition of "softcore"?

Output: like hardcore, but softer

softcore is a lesser, more ironic, version of [hardcore]


Input: "'you bro you trying to hit this?' 'nah yo, that's a ginger hit" What is the definition of "ginger hit"?

Output: the act of passing a joint to a ginger


Input: "steve won't come to the gym today, his buddy building partner is sick" What is the definition of "buddy building"?

Output: this is where a small group of guys go to the gym and workout

when two people who work out together become a single entity, and will not work out seperately


Input: ""oh man, you're chocolate tastes like the smell of your fridge, it's got fridge taste" What is the definition of "fridge taste"?

Output: the smell/taste you get when you open your fridge after not opening it for a while

the taste that food aqquires after being in the fridge too long


Input: "dat exorcist movie give me da kine chicken skin" What is the definition of "chicken skin"?

Output: the kind of chicken skin you get from a chinese fast food restaurant

"although this obviously has other definitions, it's used in hawai'ian pidgin to mean "goose bumps


Input: "coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with fresca" What is the definition of "coconut water"?

Output: tastes like piss

hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink


Input: "that cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight jordache's on" What is the definition of "cuntlumper"?

Output: a girl who has a nice ass but ugly face

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment


Input: "ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold" What is the definition of "cat heads"?

Output: cat heads---the heads of yeast doughnuts

cat heads---southern term for biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes


Input: "hey guys wanna go on facebook no whats that its that thing we used to go on before chums group oh that" What is the definition of "chums group"?

Output: a group on facebook for all users who like pigs and dont get laid

a website that will cause the death of facebook


Input: "her mouth is so big she can give anyone a box job" What is the definition of "box job"?

Output: oral sex

when a female takes your dick and balls and puts them in her mouth and licks your asshole at the same time


Input: "yeah, their lives were stole" What is the definition of "stole"?

Output: what black people say because ebonics

grammatically incorrect version of stolen


Input: "that girl must have douched with clorox because now my igtf" What is the definition of "igtf"?

Output: irc greed triggered fuck


Input: "look at that nigga bitch he is suckin up to those moms" What is the definition of "nigga bitch"?

Output: a male who sucks up to someone, or kisses ass

a black person that is a bitch or a person who is acting gay or as a suck up


Input: "and then he stuck it, right in her eel skinner" What is the definition of "eel skinner"?

Output: a slang term for a womans vagina


Input: "i'm flying over to the east coast next thursday" What is the definition of "east coast"?

Output: the eastern side of the united states


Input: "get your ass down here a.s.a.f.p." What is the definition of "a.s.a.f.p."?

Output: as soon as fucking possible


Input: "fing-a that guy just cut me off" What is the definition of "fing-a"?

Output: a way of expressing extreme frustration or displeasure with another person, or thing


Input: "watch out for the cherry berries" What is the definition of "cherry berries"?

Output: the police


Input: "i wanna bdsm-iv him" What is the definition of "bdsm-iv"?

Output: a combination of [bdsm] and [iv]

a pun on dsm-iv, the diagnostic and statistic manual edition iv


Input: "blu ray + ps3 = lots of $ :(" What is the definition of "blu ray"?

Output: what is most likely to become the next form of media

what is most likely to become the next form of media


Input: "50 cent is such a cock captain" What is the definition of "cock captain"?

Output: a person who commands cock, (has lots of cock)

a male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain


Input: "my friend kept getting questioned on his track marks so he told everyone 'i'm a blood donor" What is the definition of "blood donor"?

Output: someone who shoots up a lot and gets track marks and tells people that they are just from giving blood

a person who shoots up drugs and uses the excuse 'i donated blood at red cross' when someone sees the track marks in their arms


Input: ""he created and promulgated a character who never existed for a wikipedia entry relating to the iconic tv series, "i love lucy," a perfect example of black marketing" What is the definition of "black marketing"?

Output: "the practice of creating a demand for a product by making it available only through channels that are difficult to access, and often creating a sense of urgency

the unethical practice enabled by the rise of wiki technologies and communities, of creating and promulgating false and deceptive information, e


Input: "that guys personality is so a deavon" What is the definition of "deavon"?

Output: a guy with a caring heart, but gets jealous easily and doesn't like to lose

a sweet guy who will always be there for you, this guy will make you laugh, will care for you always, and just likes to be loved back


Input: "get out of your parent's basement and stop being such a gay baby bear" What is the definition of "baby bear"?

Output: the rarest small breed of albino


Input: "willie b is a true guerrilla pimp" What is the definition of "guerrilla pimp"?

Output: 1

a person who uses women for emotional or financial gain unbeknownst to the women being used or any associates of the pimp or women's friends


Input: "college point is by the whitestone bridge" What is the definition of "college point"?

Output: a neighborhood in [queens] ny that is fairly isolated from other neighborhoods

a neighborhood in [queens] ny that is fairly isolated from other neighborhoods


Input: ""look at steve graphing those "cool graphs", thats such a bca moment" What is the definition of "bca moment"?

Output: "stands for "bad camp counselor moment"

"when a student at bergen county academies does something stereotypical of him/her


Input: ""man i just purchased 3ds max so i can make weapon models for counterstrike" What is the definition of "3ds max"?

Output: "3ds max is a 3d modelling and animation environment and a rendering tool for 3d modelling enthusiasts, architectural concept plans and game artists (for making models for the game engine)

"3ds max is a 3d modelling and animation environment and a rendering tool for 3d modelling enthusiasts, architectural concept plans and game artists (for making models for the game engine)


Input: "my good knight is taking me to ny for the weekend" What is the definition of "good knight"?

Output: a gorgeous, handsome, intelligent man who takes care of his lady


Input: "i am anticonformity when i don't binge to look like a model" What is the definition of "anticonformity"?

Output: when one is against conforming to what society wants them to be or do

"adjective: being the person that god wants you to be and refusing to become the person that the world and everyone else wants you to be


Input: "the person who invented this saying is a failure face" What is the definition of "failure face"?

Output: a person who looks like a failure


Input: "when you spend a night of drinking and debauchery, and fail to remain the last man standing, you sometimes have to wear the leprechaun hat" What is the definition of "leprechaun hat"?

Output: the hat worn by the male while being urinated on by the female

much better than an asshat, and still why you dont fall asleep first at parties


Input: "hey kevin, did you see were the fatassalbright went? yes, she is in third stall" What is the definition of "fatassalbright"?

Output: a fatty who loves to eat bright foods such as orange, yello, and red

a rotund whore normally found in the third stall of the ladies room sleeping, masturbating, shooting heroin or her favorite sucking jeromes balls


Input: ""cara: "where are you sleeping tonight?" ali: "i don't know yet, i'll probably just end up bed browsing" What is the definition of "bed browsing"?

Output: when you get into bed, and instead of sleeping you grab your laptop and browse the internet until you feel sleepy

browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in


Input: "i thought she was hot when i saw her across the parking lot but fell for the 50 yard fake out when i saw her up close" What is the definition of "50 yard fake out"?

Output: when a girl looks hot as hell from far away, and when you get up close she is ugly

thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close


Input: "drowzee used hypnotise" What is the definition of "drowzee"?

Output: drowzee is a purple pokemon with small ears and its hands are like a mans


Input: "oh man, that [ayush] is such a bateriwala" What is the definition of "bateriwala"?

Output: an indian guy who masturbates a lot

a usually extremely poor family who lives in the forest


Input: ""hey jack, where did matt go? "i dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious" What is the definition of "big fucking spider"?

Output: a very large species of arachnid most commonly found under bridges and in motor vehicle engines

a really big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern


Input: "once i am donerading the book i have chosen to write about, i will be cooking with gas" What is the definition of "cooking with gas"?

Output: to be on the right track

(variants: oil may replace gas) working very efficiently(an elaboration of cooking)


Input: "hey hunny we hit the lotto babam" What is the definition of "babam"?

Output: "1

a word of excitement, is the response to everything


Input: "dude wheres james??  i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank" What is the definition of "asphixiation wank"?

Output: the act of wanking and choking yourself at the same time

hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die


Input: "i'm so glad that i called the cd repoman because he got my cd's back" What is the definition of "cd repoman"?

Output: a cd repoman is someone who retrieves cds for people who have lost or not paid for their cds

"someone who is always intense and gets your cd's back from one of your "friends" that borrowed/stole your cd's"


Input: ""this is such a fuckarow" What is the definition of "fuckarow"?

Output: "a term used to express how shitty a situation is

a fuckarow is an extremely bad, unpleasant situation or experience


Input: "my head is throbbing and i can barely keep my eyes open after suffering through a fucking case of cricketeria last night" What is the definition of "cricketeria"?

Output: (krick-er-ia) n

cricketeria: one's inability to sleep due to a bastard cricket chirping its ass off at all hours of the night sending the would be sleeper into hysteria


Input: "this summer we are deff going ham all the time" What is the definition of "going ham"?

Output: "the act of going "hard as a mother fucker""


Input: "let's head over to the ice rink and play some broomball" What is the definition of "broomball"?

Output: a game that is played like hockey, but instead of skating you run around pulling a zamboni

broomball is a popular recreational ice sport originating in canada and played around the world


Input: "got all the way to 7th base last night" What is the definition of "7th base"?

Output: survived a nazi attack, gangbanger attack, tornado, earthquake, hurricane, forest fire, swat team, and made it to my lovers arms in bed


Input: "that nigga got billy jacked" What is the definition of "billy jacked"?

Output: to run at a high rate of speed towards someones stomach

to run at a high rate of speed towards someones stomach


Input: "you could not ask for a better friend than chandel" What is the definition of "chandel"?

Output: shining light


Input: "i sniped your ass, you sorry excuse of a goaltender" What is the definition of "sniped"?

Output: to score on a goalie in an online or lan game, usually a first person shooter, where the scoring system involves points for head, body and leg shots

someone is sniped when they are owned to the highest degree possible


Input: ""ra-ra-oh-lala-mama-gagaga  "wtf dude? you're not singing bad romance by the he/she are you???"  "uh" What is the definition of "bad romance"?

Output: the new song by lady gaga

a song by lady gaga in which he/she sounds like a retarded italian dinosaur and all it does it repeat the same sounds/words throughout the whole song


Input: "let's go to taco bell and get a buttaco now" What is the definition of "buttaco"?

Output: the word for getting two burritos and combining them to make a six dollar burrito


Input: "shit man, why'd you punch me in the face?  because i just watched con air and got a mean case of cage rage" What is the definition of "cage rage"?

Output: when you watch any movie with nicolas cage and it makes you want to punch things

when the sight or thought of nicholas cage enrages you so much that you feel the need to punch the first person you see in the face


Input: "man, i give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut" What is the definition of "custard donut"?

Output: when you shoot a load in your hand, smear it on your cock, and make a girl suck it

the aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube)


Input: "haha dude that girls d4d" What is the definition of "d4d"?

Output: "short for "desperate for dick""

down for dome, down for head, meaning she is one of those girls who are willing to get on their knees


Input: "damn, tommy gave himself one nasty cigzit" What is the definition of "cigzit"?

Output: 1

a small self-inflicted dome shaped blister on the epidermis, created when putting a cigarette out on your skin


Input: "i'm off to bos angeles to score some skag and have a latte" What is the definition of "bos angeles"?

Output: "bos

another slang term for boscombe, heroin capital of england and home of the bafia (boscombe mafia)


Input: ""when is will gonna get here?  you know we are too drunk to drive, so who wants to blow the sobie when we get home?" What is the definition of "sobie"?

Output: a cigarette

a willingly sober person, often becomes the dd aka designated driver for sexual favors from the drunks he/she carts around


Input: "shit man i'll never be as good as crimson head" What is the definition of "crimson head"?

Output: a master gamer, will own you and make you her bitch


Input: ""i feel mangled "did you know i made up this word""" What is the definition of "mangled"?

Output: busted

a word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled


Input: "i was [perving] beach volleyball this weekend and with all those fit guys in shorts i just couldn't conceal how krukolibidinous i am" What is the definition of "krukolibidinous"?

Output: the urge to do someone


Input: "everybody loves raymond" What is the definition of "everybody loves raymond"?

Output: a very funny show about a dad who is overly involved in his kids lives and a husband who is in love with his wife

one of the best comedy series on the television and ray ramano as playing the role of actor is very funny


Input: ""from xzibit's song "get fucked up with me" : " roll another blenny up, pour another drink """ What is the definition of "blenny"?

Output: a blunt containing more weed than can be rolled in a ciggarette, similar to a joint in this aspect

same as [blunt], [cigar] filled with [marijuana]


Input: "i wish i could be a cool as collin valenti" What is the definition of "collin valenti"?

Output: a cool ass mother fucker with a huge penis and lots of friends

collin valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans


Input: "look at that hot piece of cloudtography" What is the definition of "cloudtography"?

Output: the art of taking sexy pictures in front of any type of clouds


Input: "ahmad is very ewis hes probally gonna make it to the nfl" What is the definition of "ewis"?

Output: to be really good at everything you do

talented, best receiver in the game can play any position, also a beast at basketball and many other sports, very sexy fit and smooth young man,


Input: "if you dont shut up right now i'm gonna campanile you" What is the definition of "campanile"?

Output: campanile - verb to strike someone on the back of the head with your hand at high velocity so that their head moves and they get a neck stiffy

to crack one's own friend directly in the nose, breaking the friends nose, and sending said friend to the hospital


Input: "in the hood they call me jeezy, the snow man" What is the definition of "snow man"?

Output: "thomas "snowman" crosby, pro basketball player from the silicon valley

another name for famous atlanta rapper young jeezy


Input: "_______ is an arse hole quite being an arse hole" What is the definition of "arse hole"?

Output: the english way of saying ass hole! it basically means that your a great big git all the time or at the time the person said it to you

the english way of saying ass hole! it basically means that your a great big git all the time or at the time the person said it to you


Input: "i innocently went to a toilet stall and left in a hurry when i noticed that someone had left a meat seat" What is the definition of "meat seat"?

Output: leaving a large pile of crap in a public toilet and sitting on the lid

a meat seat is when someone else has defecated in a toilet before you and has not flushed


Input: "that baseslinger on the corner of 28th and 77th has some good shit, nigga" What is the definition of "baseslinger"?

Output: slingshot action in the ghetto

someone who sells [crack](also known as) [base] in order to turn profit or because they fucking want to


Input: ""omg i fucked bonedave last night, and when we woke up we were in the fast lane of the m27" What is the definition of "bonedave"?

Output: driving around under the influence of alcohol and getting pulled over by the police


Input: "that blaine anderson is so dapper and ridiculously adorable i want to pince his cheeks" What is the definition of "blaine anderson"?

Output: blaine is a bae of epic proportions

a dapper young gentleman from the show glee, who is part of the dalton warblers, an a capella singing group


Input: "east bay ray rocks on the guitar, but the dead kennedys without jello isn't the dead kennedys" What is the definition of "east bay ray"?

Output: " east bay ray was one of the original members of the dead kennedys

"considered to be one of the most underrated guitarists among the punk scene due to his incredible surf guitar skills and his unique unorthodox guitar sound


Input: ""teacher: "the symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*  student: omg she just did a chinese cough" What is the definition of "chinese cough"?

Output: when a person covers their mouth when they cough so it sounds like they are speaking another language, usually chinese


Input: "this pomegranate is awesome" What is the definition of "pomegranate"?

Output: a fruit with a thick red outer skin and a juicy, edible interior surrounding a single inedible seed

an awesome fruit where you suck on the seeds, then either spit them out or swallow them


Input: "that chick had afupa" What is the definition of "afupa"?

Output: "acronym for "asm fetish on pussy and ass"

(a-foo-pa) a fat upper pussy area the area below the waist line and above the vagina


Input: "i think thestart is my favorite clitrock band" What is the definition of "clitrock"?

Output: a genre of music, usually punk or indie rock, that celebrates female sexuality without being lame or patronizing


Input: "the corporate team stumbled out of the morning meeting after three hours of suffering through powerpointlessness and dry lectures about strategy" What is the definition of "powerpointlessness"?

Output: the feeling that goes with making someone sit through a presentation when all they really want to do is something else

the tedious use of flashy transitions, graphics and sound effects while making a slide presentation that is pretty much lacking in thought, meaning and value


Input: "tracy really sounded the cream horn after roger gave her an [anal pie], it was like the bugle call to start the kentucky derby" What is the definition of "cream horn"?

Output: [acy] fitted with a cream can on his back, as seen in the movie breakin

(noun) - the noise emitted by the fart of a person who has had a man ejaculate into their anus


Input: "my wife once said to me,stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina" What is the definition of "ham candle"?

Output: a thick black cock,

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber


Input: "leon: i got multiple rizzle kicks from a gay hooker last night  keiran: i would have given you them for free  leon: your not skilled enough" What is the definition of "rizzle kicks"?

Output: "rizzle kicks is a band from the uk they made the song "drop it" which is about dropping weed

rizzle kicks is and expression used in the gay community they are the highly pleasurable contractions of the sphincter experienced when one is being ‘rimmed’- i


Input: "omg, she is so nastynate" What is the definition of "nastynate"?

Output: referring to someone who is nasty and slutty

the word used to describe the dissapointment, when a mother looks at her really fuked up baby


Input: ""bro, that line is so burly- fishter  this rod hucks bro" What is the definition of "fishter"?

Output: "a rod that can "huck" (cast far)"

a hipster that gets into fly fishing,then thinks they're pro after two years


Input: "that trip to the store was so brotastic" What is the definition of "brotastic"?

Output: a word describing a good time with your friend


Input: "alex is a gender bender" What is the definition of "gender bender"?

Output: a person who crosses the gender line through their sexuality

a gender bender is a person who seeks to define gender expression outside of the binary terms of man and woman


Input: "man,i party hard for 3 days,and my balls probably smell like goat cheese" What is the definition of "goat cheese"?

Output: the smell of a male/females uncleaned genitalia

a man/woman that has'nt taken a shower for 3 days


Input: "it's been a long night, time to blast off and watch the sunrise" What is the definition of "blast off"?

Output: taking a hit of dmt (dimethyltryptamine), as this will be your rocket ship to the moon!

taking a hit of dmt (dimethyltryptamine), as this will be your rocket ship to the moon!


Input: "porno star brianna banks has a b.u.v." What is the definition of "b.u.v."?

Output: big ugly vagina


Input: "i'll come over, but i have a mortar in the chamber so i need to take care of that first" What is the definition of "mortar in the chamber"?

Output: when you have to take a crap, but you don't want to piss off your friends by leaving them at the party


Input: "backdoor sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughy nurses 2" What is the definition of "backdoor sluts 9"?

Output: backdoor sluts 9

backdoor sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughy nurses 2!


Input: "that girl with the low cut shirt has tickies" What is the definition of "tickies"?

Output: "a combination of "tits" and "boobies"


Input: "omg fall out boy is da best" What is the definition of "fall out boy"?

Output: da best band in the world


Input: ""yo carl, what's that profound smell?  "floyd, your bong smells like budhole" What is the definition of "budhole"?

Output: a word used to describe the smell of marijuana

the horrendous smell of a bong from the nasty water


Input: "po po's searchin my shit tryin to find my 3 times 3 game ft" What is the definition of "3 times 3"?

Output: 3 times 3 means u want to fight or trip or something


Input: "tonight, i am gonna get beiruted" What is the definition of "beiruted"?

Output: the state of getting drunk and/or [hammered]


Input: "greg is photobomber" What is the definition of "photobomber"?

Output: a person who likes to get in pictures that are being taken

person who likes photobombing other people a lot (more than once a week)


Input: "kathy is a 54 year old drunk slut" What is the definition of "drunk slut"?

Output: a drunk slut is a woman who enjoys drinking too much and then gets horny and will let any man or group of men fuck her

a drunk slut is a woman who enjoys drinking too much and then gets horny and will let any man or group of men fuck her all night


Input: "that person is such a bewee" What is the definition of "bewee"?

Output: a [gay] person who has a [small penis]

an alien or shemale, strange undefined creature


Input: "brown mafia 13 111" What is the definition of "brown mafia"?

Output: a group of gangsters who own everything

a street gang formed in lowell around 2005 there members are mainly black and spainsh


Input: "i'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence" What is the definition of "pert near"?

Output: about to, close to

if this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck


Input: "craig ferguson is betty white's bitch" What is the definition of "craig ferguson"?

Output: "scottish actor, comedian and writer

facts about craig ferguson: he is the late late show host on after letterman


Input: "dude, don't give geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it" What is the definition of "facedbook"?

Output: the act of posting on facebook while intoxicated

"the social networking remains of a long night of drinking


Input: "rotton food is at the bottom of the barrel to choose from when you want something to eat" What is the definition of "bottom of the barrel"?

Output: 1

a term that describes the least desirable item to choose from when there are a number of things to choose from


Input: "man, have you seen john today? he's got some serious death mouth" What is the definition of "death mouth"?

Output: bad breath caused by smoking

death mouth is the day after you've been drinking a lot and your breath smells like something that may come from a crypt


Input: ""my nephew writes rap and totally acts like a bbwb" What is the definition of "bbwb"?

Output: black buffoon white bread

white boy who tries to impress or be cool by talking ghetto and/or dressing like a black dude, and/or posturing/posing like a cool, don't mess wit me, black rapper


Input: "don't let the local gang drygulch you on your way out" What is the definition of "drygulch"?

Output: to betray


Input: "mods suck" What is the definition of "mods"?

Output: short for moderators

also, those tools who moderate online message boards


Input: "we had to get through the eves before we could enter the forest" What is the definition of "eves"?

Output: evening [gates of eves] leading to the [forest of eves]

the edge or outskirts of a forest, usually containing bushes or small plants, or a few distantly spread trees


Input: "alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention" What is the definition of "asshole intervention"?

Output: 1) when a person has become a true asshole and everyone they know sits them down and tells them to knock it off

a type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity


Input: "smitty is ripped he took like ten bong rips" What is the definition of "bong rips"?

Output: what you take out of a bong, usually when smoking weed


Input: "dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started bryce harpering" What is the definition of "bryce harpering"?

Output: verb

when a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting


Input: ""(while out of exit 20)  resident #1 "hey man when you heading back to exit 20 for some beers?" resident #2 "i'm hittin' the 20 as soon as i can" What is the definition of "exit 20"?

Output: the name of a small town in alberta, canada


Input: "beelzebubba is in my heart and soul" What is the definition of "beelzebubba"?

Output: the love of my life


Input: "we were getting it on and right before she came, i gave her some angel food surprise" What is the definition of "angel food surprise"?

Output: when a man puts his penis in a womans vagina and squeezes it until it turns white

the act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax


Input: "god that girl has some major buffa cheeks with those pants going on" What is the definition of "buffa cheeks"?

Output: having a huge ass

buffa cheeks means a fat person or any person that has their ass cheeks pouring up and out of their pants because there too tight


Input: "'he stuck his combee inside of me so hard and i came" What is the definition of "combee"?

Output: a man's penis

a big fat dick, usually inserted into a female's tight anus


Input: "ooh look, it's mild mannered clarke cunt" What is the definition of "clarke cunt"?

Output: aka lois lane's boyfriend on the 70's/80's cartoon series

comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses


Input: "i was bored watching the mets so me and the mrs did the ho-dawg" What is the definition of "the ho-dawg"?

Output: a dog that humps every thing in sight, especially men

"an activity for you and your female partner


Input: "linda became a cuntrast when she started stealing the identity of her friend, cause linda thought deanna was the most wealthy person" What is the definition of "cuntrast"?

Output: the opposite of contrast

a person who can't understand normal thinking, and uses other peoples idenity


Input: "i like you a heapalotaton" What is the definition of "heapalotaton"?

Output: the highest amount of heap in the world


Input: "uh, it's as easy as a b c" What is the definition of "a b c"?

Output: simple


Input: "hey colin, get over here so we can play some jewmanji" What is the definition of "jewmanji"?

Output: a sport combining jew chess with twister and the new super mario brothers for the wii

"a jewish version of the classic board game "jumanji" in which players must survive the holocaust as players in jumanji had to survive the forest


Input: ""chris: "john did you forget to rinse out your cup?"  john: "i'm not sure why?"  chris: "there is some dried milk scudge in the bottom of this cup" What is the definition of "scudge"?

Output: the term scudge refers to the dried up remnants of any liquid left in a cup, jar or bottle


Input: "ex:  yo, can i get up on that red beans and rice niggaf" What is the definition of "get up on"?

Output: to get on someone


Input: "chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor" What is the definition of "crab apple"?

Output: a small apple-like fruit that falls from a tree when it is ripe


Input: "eeekie" What is the definition of "eeekie"?

Output: a expression of fright or surprise

someone who is a good player in online games, usually of the first person shooter genre, but doesn't boast about the fact, and will go easy on [noobies]


Input: "man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on" What is the definition of "1987 spring break nipples"?

Output: nipples that become hard when you apply booger to them

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples


Input: "i got sand all over my assy nipples" What is the definition of "assy nipples"?

Output: it's what happens when you wear shorts with a swim suit and you go to the beach

the type of nipples that saul rosenburg (from the jerky boys phone calls) has


Input: ""oh look at tht mass guy over there, "dont make eye contact he is in da boiz and will fuck us up ","" What is the definition of "da boiz"?

Output: da boiz is a gang who rox and fuck shit up with their bare hands

they are ruthless and run the show, they start fights for no reason and can be found shredding up the parties


Input: "john: eww, crotch music" What is the definition of "crotch music"?

Output: ribald, salacious, titillating music that causes one to be bombarded by images of raunchy, over-the-top sexuality

when someone is listening to their [ipod] and they hold it between their legs whilst doing something else


Input: "damn you and your estrogenical tyranny" What is the definition of "estrogenical"?

Output: having to do with or ruled by women

behavior or attitude resulting solely from a peak in estrogen, reserved primarily for women, but once upon awhile you'll see a guy do it


Input: "man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?" What is the definition of "crop dust"?

Output: when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened


Input: "oh man, that was some cool shit" What is the definition of "cool shit"?

Output: something great or wonderful

some item, event or form of entertainment that is particularly interesting


Input: "dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch" What is the definition of "hempeleptic"?

Output: a person who is so stoned that they shake uncontrollably

when someone smokes enough hemp to put them to sleep


Input: "i just did a crap and had major blobsplash" What is the definition of "blobsplash"?

Output: the act of excrement hitting the water part of the toilet and splashing up to your [ass]

the toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound


Input: "(at football practice, taking showers)  brian stop doing the kangaroo pouch with your dick" What is the definition of "kangaroo pouch"?

Output: a male's pouch (scrotum) holding his nuts

folding the bottom of the ballsack over the top of the penis


Input: "carlton banks from fresh prince of bel air is a real cracker black" What is the definition of "cracker black"?

Output: a white person who acts black


Input: "that chuckle head laughed through his whole court appearance" What is the definition of "chuckle head"?

Output: a person who acts like a fool, a buffoon, a nigger, a clown or a chode in public or around others

a person who is bordering on being a buffoon


Input: "man i had an epictaco last night, that girl pwned me" What is the definition of "epictaco"?

Output: when one has epic sex using taco related items


Input: "damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night" What is the definition of "$500 drunk"?

Output: when you get so drunk you lose $500

when a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of captain morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea


Input: ""now class, who can give me a sentence with calam in it? "i said calam is gay,then i ended up with a moustaouche and no eye borws" What is the definition of "calam"?

Output: "when things go wrong, you say or scream "calam" this may get you out of trouble, or in more trouble but always creates confusion


Input: "face2wo new mixtape is hot bruh" What is the definition of "face2wo"?

Output: a rapper from baltimore, md

face2wo is a canadian rapper, whos formed a rap group called #yk standing for (youngkings) fello artist on the #yk movement slim,2tone,mellyb & tcent


Input: "i got your mom super drunk so she let me take her to brown town" What is the definition of "brown town"?

Output: where i took your mother last night


Input: "ashaan is the coolest man ever" What is the definition of "ashaan"?

Output: the coolest man alive

the man of your dreams! an indian guy with the best qualities of humor, a bit of a jerk sometimes but still a good friend


Input: "it's not the biggest i've ever seen but he sure does have the confidinch" What is the definition of "confidinch"?

Output: display of modest endowment with presence of mind

the extra inch added to an average-sized male penis, due to confidence alone


Input: "damn, cockman can really go vert" What is the definition of "go vert"?

Output: the act of one taking a bottle of liquor, and chugging with the bottle at a 180 degree angle (vertical)

the act of one taking a bottle of liquor, and chugging with the bottle at a 180 degree angle (vertical)


Input: "duck tape holds the universe together" What is the definition of "duck tape"?

Output: a multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability

a multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability


Input: "my mate went to bang this chick but she was strictly repo so he had to charge the corn" What is the definition of "repo"?

Output: 1


Input: "guy 1: hey man, what school do you go to?  guy 2: centennial high school" What is the definition of "centennial high school"?

Output: a school in middle tennessee that lacks academic and athletic success

a school in middle tennessee that lacks academic and athletic success


Input: "a sex magazine i was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a chinese penis trap" What is the definition of "chinese penis trap"?

Output: a small wooden box with a sliding lid that usually contains a noxious smell and/or warm semen

"a weird sex toy which resembles a chinese finger trap, except it is made out of a softer material


Input: "*also see cankle  i'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet" What is the definition of "baked bread feet"?

Output: a person with such stinky feet, it would make you gag and throw up, like baked bread, yuk

when obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe


Input: "that pizza is pretty good, but if we stick it in the refridgerator then by tomorrow it'll be brewed douche" What is the definition of "brewed douche"?

Output: when you put beer in the refridgerator then forget about it, a few days later it becomes brewed douche

utter nastiness, also something nasty that has been purposefully made nastier


Input: "you need to trim that ball fro if you want me to tea bag you" What is the definition of "ball fro"?

Output: bushy pubic hair on the scrotum


Input: "ohh look at these frog components,*drops frog juice* oh no whats this on my head??? ohh siomha" What is the definition of "siomha"?

Output: a ginger hairy person who loves frogs and eats them raw with a side of chips


Input: "adplexia - state characterized by lack of emotion or fear in critical situations often caused as a result of a traumatic episode" What is the definition of "adplexia"?

Output: ad- plecks - ee - uh 1

a state characterized by lack of emotion or fear in critical situations often caused as a result of a traumatic episode


Input: "my girl walked in and threw me on the bed like a boss bitch, she so hoggressive" What is the definition of "hoggressive"?

Output: to be aggressive and dominant in the bedroom


Input: "i knew she was an america-hater when she started dissing ann coulter and praising cindy sheehan" What is the definition of "america-hater"?

Output: anyone who hates ann coulter but loves cindy sheehan

an american citizen, invariably by birth, who feels guilty about living in a country so wealthy and full of opportunity that they turn their resentment outward


Input: "cassidi" What is the definition of "cassidi"?

Output: the best friend you could ever have

an amazing person that is an amazing kisser and everyone wishes they had a cassidi


Input: "my girl said she was hungry so i gave her an alabama oyster" What is the definition of "alabama oyster"?

Output: the act of shitting in your mouth and smothering it with your cock and making your partner eat it


Input: "let's watch home movies on dvd, since it got cancelled" What is the definition of "home movies"?

Output: the most underrated show in the history of television

the most underrated show in the history of television


Input: "watch it man, he's bulking up" What is the definition of "bulking up"?

Output: the act of which someone of bulky nature becomes enraged

the act of which someone of bulky nature becomes enraged


Input: "susan didn't sleep a wink last night thinking about her work in this company" What is the definition of "sleep a wink"?

Output: to sleep soundly and peacefully

american slang for describing someone who stays up all night


Input: "street-o is bad kids, but if you're gonna do it take pictures and video and show everybody" What is the definition of "street-o"?

Output: street-o is street skiing without any terrain features, just straight up street

dorifto on the public highway, mucho fun but mucho illegal


Input: "verb; to kayleigh" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?

Output: verb


Input: "ay papi" What is the definition of "ay papi"?

Output: "spanish in origin


Input: "welcome to aggieland" What is the definition of "aggieland"?

Output: the town where texas a&m is located (college station)

-aggieland is [college station], [texas] and its surounding areas


Input: "on christmas morning i was surprised when he gave me the christmas" What is the definition of "the christmas"?

Output: the act of putting one's penis into a woman's vagina on christmas morning

the christmas is a term made up for giving a girl the double fister, coined from a drunk man


Input: "my asymptotic boyfriend matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months" What is the definition of "asymptotic boyfriend"?

Output: a boyfriend who gets along with you fine, but always has an excuse to leave you for his friends

a boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it


Input: "freshman band member: hey, which drum major should i watch as we march? veteran member: fuck that shit" What is the definition of "drum major"?

Output: a conductor of a marching band of sorts

person that conducts a marching band of sorts


Input: "she' got 17 tattos altogether, the newest of which are those ass antlers peeking out over the tops of her jeans" What is the definition of "ass antlers"?

Output: a girl' s underwear that sticks out above her jeans

a direct translations from the german, referring to tatoos, usually found on (young) women, on their backsides, below the belt line and above the cheeks


Input: "i gave that girl the doms dirty duo the other night" What is the definition of "doms dirty duo"?

Output: this is where you finger a girl using your index and middle finger whilst at dom's nightclub in mildura, australia

to finger a girl using your index and middle finger whilst at dom's nightclub in mildura, australia


Input: "i had a dingo's breakfast this morning" What is the definition of "dingo's breakfast"?

Output: "a "dingo's breakfast" is australian for a late night/early morning spot of bum sex


Input: "the satyr shafted on his fart pipe until he made the browning noise" What is the definition of "fart pipe"?

Output: the male genetalia

a musical instrument from the 14th century


Input: "many remember the easy-bake oven looking a lot like this, but did you know it recently got a brominist makeover? (real example)" What is the definition of "brominist"?

Output: a person who dislikes [bromance]s and anything remotely [gay]

feministly corrective, but in a way that benefits men


Input: "olle loco que paso con la jeva?  no na, me iso bulto la tipa loco" What is the definition of "bulto"?

Output: in dominican slang it means to get a blow job or head

bulto is a word that is used mostly in the dominican republic when a person bullshits you


Input: "man, one of them was a gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank" What is the definition of "gibba"?

Output: a person with no belly button

a breast which is long, thin and sucked dry


Input: "chuck was chicken winging over by the stadiums to help reduce the crowd that was building because of his awesome services" What is the definition of "chicken winging"?

Output: 1

when one jerks off another penis with one's arm pit while one jerks off a third penis with their hand


Input: "it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher" What is the definition of "jolly rancher"?

Output: metaphor used by guys to describe their dick that is hard and wont go away

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a bj


Input: "why is that brucifer slapping his belly over and over?" What is the definition of "brucifer"?

Output: a large, rotund man with a black leather jacket and no shirt who sits at the bar and bellows requests for quarters to play golden eye

"a red-headed demon that lurks about the country side of northern alabama


Input: "go ask the berlyento if we can have some sugar and bullets" What is the definition of "berlyento"?

Output: a berlyento is a cute, small, mexican midget, that usually wears sombrero and a poncho and that can provide you with all the cocaine you want


Input: "that lauren is some fake friend" What is the definition of "fake friend"?

Output: someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely


Input: "guy: hey, can i borrow a piece of paper? girl: are you asking me out?" What is the definition of "are you asking me out?"?

Output: "this question refers to when a guy asks a girl something, instead of just getting it himself

"something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person


Input: "so i bought these blue jeans from a vintage store, i'm playing crotch lotto by not washing them before i wear them" What is the definition of "crotch lotto"?

Output: the game where you do not wash your pants before you wear them for the first time and see how long you can go without someone noticing

participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch


Input: "couldn't stand the bitch so i packed a dip, pulled out, and gave her a cajun hotstick that left her screamin" What is the definition of "cajun hotstick"?

Output: the act of anal sex without lube or prep

performed during sex from any controlling position


Input: "mikey was thinking like a proggie when he expected tax payers to supply him with his livelihood" What is the definition of "proggie"?

Output: a progressive, ie [leftie] who wants to make a living out of politics

a person who believes they are owed something in return for nothing


Input: "can you believe mehdi hasan actually believes in flying horses? what a dundridge" What is the definition of "dundridge"?

Output: one who holds irrational beliefs, or thinks things are real that are in fact not real


Input: "the gangloff chased the deer" What is the definition of "gangloff"?

Output: a creature that resembles a deer but has the feet of a hippo and 4 penises

the leader of the pack of wolves/ friends they are dominate in every thing they do they are the alfa


Input: "florn down for what" What is the definition of "florn"?

Output: the act of being exhausted and worn out from doing nothing

a mix between getting fucked up & torn up


Input: "leanne wow that burger is massive, carefull you will get burger mouth" What is the definition of "burger mouth"?

Output: similar to 'beer goggles' but with burgers

slight redness around the corners of ones mouth where the lips have stretched to fit round a large burger


Input: "i need someone special, so i'm gonna set a boo trap to catch one" What is the definition of "boo trap"?

Output: a plan of action to catch a boo


Input: " then she dropped her bra and gave me a geat bromfsky" What is the definition of "bromfsky"?

Output: when a guy puts his face in a woman's boobs

"the same as a " wa-ta-ta " ie: having a woman with large breasts slap your face between them


Input: "my neighbors were getting it on yesterday and were making baby bumping music" What is the definition of "baby bumping music"?

Output: when pregnant women fuck

the sound of two or more people having sex


Input: "hey six, when is your fly honey going to meet mcbandy's feminita" What is the definition of "feminita"?

Output: "this is a word i (chris) came up with to describe my ex girlfriend

a repulsive beast never seen during the light of day because of its grotesque odour


Input: "joe: dude i would totally have sex with sally colin: i wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 oklahoma pile driver" What is the definition of "1948 oklahoma pile driver"?

Output: when you put your knees on a girls shoulders, and you have an elephant on your penis that has it's trunk up your ass

"a sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do


Input: "peter g is a right brown neck" What is the definition of "brown neck"?

Output: someone who brown noses so bad they go neck deep

someone who brown noses so bad they go neck deep


Input: "i wore the blue jacket last night" What is the definition of "blue jacket"?

Output: awarded to a man who has had anal sex with a female partner

awarded to a man who has had anal sex with a female partner


Input: "--i watched one kyrospawn video and i ended up watching the rest of them the entire day" What is the definition of "kyrospawn"?

Output: "kyrospawn is a youtube channel that features some of the creepiest and most messed up short films and skits ever made

a youtuber who uploads shorts from [my little pony: friendship is magic]


Input: "kony 2012 is a good example of a [circle jerk]" What is the definition of "kony 2012"?

Output: "internet fad created by "invisible children" in order to generate money and make twitter users feel better about themselves

"internet fad created by "invisible children" in order to generate money and make twitter users feel better about themselves


Input: "this necklace is bonx expensive" What is the definition of "bonx"?

Output: [bonkers] crazy, insane, extreme


Input: "after 23 miller lite beers, i was fizznippled" What is the definition of "fizznippled"?

Output: to be drunk to the point that you have lost all feeling in your nipples


Input: "toby said he likes sarah, what a choueffe" What is the definition of "choueffe"?

Output: expressing feelings that you dont really mean just to get attention

an object or person of general annoyance


Input: "kos-mos is a very good-looking bluenette" What is the definition of "bluenette"?

Output: a girl with blue hair

a person, usually a girl, with blue hair


Input: "my girlfriend and were bored last night so i called up my friend and told him to bring his girl over so we could rock a 69-11" What is the definition of "69-11"?

Output: the sexual act where 3 people get in the 69 position

when two people are 69ing while being fucked in the ass bytwo other people resembling the wtc


Input: ""yo, did you just see that fastball that fingas threw? it was like, 120 mph" What is the definition of "fingas"?

Output: an adjective describing one with an abundance of god-given talent, specifically in the sports of baseball and basketball

an individual with insanely long fingers that can extend for miles


Input: "president bush is such a twat waffle" What is the definition of "twat waffle"?

Output: 1


Input: "man a: did you hear about jake stealing that car? man b: hell yea, he pulled a casey anthony on that ass man a: wtf man b: too soon?" What is the definition of "casey anthony"?

Output: 1

verb - doing something wrong, then getting away with it unpunished


Input: ""last year they had mad rad and pantera blacksmith at amdef" What is the definition of "amdef"?

Output: one of the best metal bands in the world

amdef - acronym for art music dance entertainment fashion title of annual art exposition hosted in seattle washington


Input: ""bro, this is a great conversation, but i gotta go take a shower, wanna come with for some bro shower action?  *bros singing taylor swift in terrible falsetto voices" What is the definition of "bro shower"?

Output: when bros take showers together, it can be used to describe innocent shower action or homosexual shower action

typically encountered in college dormitories, a shower in which bros assume separate shower stalls and engage socially during said shower


Input: "look at him, what a cellphony" What is the definition of "cellphony"?

Output: a person who is on their cell phone when they should be paying attention to the road while driving

a person who fakes a cell phone conversation to avoid a potentially awkward conversation with another person


Input: "i went goodwill hunting for some cheap polos yesterday" What is the definition of "goodwill hunting"?

Output: going into a thrift store looking for random shit

going into a thrift store looking for random shit


Input: ""i was so excited to have a satisfying dump, but sadly it ended in a bad break" What is the definition of "bad break"?

Output: this expression is used when a long session of bowel movements ends with a straining inability to complete the task at hand

an incomplete attempt at a satisfying shit


Input: "have you seen rowan lately? man he's ice aging fast, needs to get off the ice" What is the definition of "ice aging"?

Output: the process of a person aging before their time

the repercussions of smoking ice and looking like a haggard old man/lady


Input: "i went to my girlfriends house for a rip and dip" What is the definition of "rip and dip"?

Output: to go to someone's house to smoke weed and have sex

when you have sex (rip) and then leave soon after (dip)


Input: ""pat kiernan is the michael jordan of newspaper reading" What is the definition of "michael jordan"?

Output: the greatest newspaper reader of all time

the best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity


Input: "the other day, my amorita finally said the 3 words [i love you]" What is the definition of "amorita"?

Output: the girl, or woman, that you know you will spend the rest of your life with

little love in spanish, something to call only the best, most amazing girl you will ever meet


Input: "why are you cockerly behaving, this way" What is the definition of "cockerly"?

Output: to behave in a strange manner


Input: ":o he got a bfnp and he is asian" What is the definition of "bfnp"?

Output: big fat nigger penis very large penis, coming from an asian


Input: "i won gold in the chairlympics longjump by jumping seven chairs" What is the definition of "chairlympics"?

Output: the use of chairs in athletic feats

the chairlympics are games usually played in schools or offices that involves any number of handy chairs


Input: "wow look at that bougey pick his nose" What is the definition of "bougey"?

Output: a person who is very uncool

a retarded person or someone who looks or acts retarded


Input: "john is in the ban money movement" What is the definition of "ban money movement"?

Output: a movement that seeks to ban all money, because it says that legal tender laws violate everybody's rights

a movement that seek to overthrow all the govenments in the world


Input: "the sex was pretty bland until her bum finger crept out" What is the definition of "bum finger"?

Output: the 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a guy's bum while they are having sex

the the 11th finger that comes out of a girl's bum to enter a man's bum while they are having sex


Input: "the schedule is a molo (not possible [impossible] to make the schedule), or you have a molo of a chance ([unlikely] chance)" What is the definition of "molo"?

Output: short for su molo, which means 'til the end' (su - until, molo - end)

molo: a southwest vernacular used within the scientific community and quality circles which indicates an impossibility or unlikely event


Input: "damn that man is a a delong for sure" What is the definition of "delong"?

Output: a dipshit of the highest level

originates from greek mythology the titan delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis


Input: "the miata will kick the pants off just about anything in a curve" What is the definition of "miata"?

Output: "the best-handling sports car you can get for the money

the world's highest selling 2-seat convertible sports car, as recognized by guiness world records


Input: "please balete him before he causes anymore trouble" What is the definition of "balete"?

Output: to beat up or to get beaten up


Input: "alice: oh jason guess what?  jason: what?  alice: you're my bfbf" What is the definition of "bfbf"?

Output: best friend boyfriend

a little known term for someone being your best friend and boyfriend


Input: "she's definitely a forty-footer" What is the definition of "forty-footer"?

Output: a hot woman whose breasts are so large that they look good from forty feet away

typically refers to a woman who may look good from forty feet away, but up close turns out to be quite the conrary


Input: "valuev is the heavyweight boxing champion of the world" What is the definition of "valuev"?

Output: a russian boxer who has never been knocked out and is known for his sizeable chin

7 foot, 350 pound world heavyweight champion boxer out of leningrad, russia - punches harder than a carthorse kicks


Input: "i just got my cable bill and they dinged me for pay per views i didn't order" What is the definition of "dinged"?

Output: to be charged for something you didn't buy or use


Input: "i can picture brittany church in the shower" What is the definition of "brittany church"?

Output: a cute girl with big boobs who i wouldn't mind fucking

the best french horn player in the history of mankind


Input: "if you and brian keep talking like that on msn, your gunna have an e-baby" What is the definition of "e-baby"?

Output: a conversation held on the internet (eg


Input: ""southerner: "y'all know where to find any ketermine round these parts? i'm lookin to get stuck, i tell you what" What is the definition of "ketermine"?

Output: a generic term for an amphetamine of any variety or strength

the drug ketamine (special k) with a southern accent


Input: "yo, that dr. t was really funny" What is the definition of "dr. t"?

Output: it is a person that is a retarded penguin, or is a doctor/dentist that has no license

it is a person that is a retarded penguin, or is a doctor/dentist that has no license


Input: ""person- "fuck off grammer nazi" What is the definition of "grammer nazi"?

Output: person who corrects grammer on the internet


Input: "i can't believe she ate a friggin' charleston chew" What is the definition of "charleston chew"?

Output: ejaculate in the pooper


Input: "john said he saw big foot in the carpark its foggy so it must be true" What is the definition of "big foot"?

Output: a hairy mythical creature that hangs out in dense forests foggy areas and areas that are just out of the cameras focus

a hairy mythical creature that hangs out in dense forests foggy areas and areas that are just out of the cameras focus


Input: "a sammi is a [frozen] chick" What is the definition of "sammi"?

Output: a frozen chick


Input: "man 1: woah, were you at that party last night? man 2: nah man, what happened? man 1: there was a massive freere rally happening, and i won" What is the definition of "freere"?

Output: the state of being completely intoxicated on alcohol, marijuana, and several other substances at once

a word to describe the situation when there are many men in the same room jerking off


Input: "there brother fuckers" What is the definition of "brother fuckers"?

Output: the people on the other side of the tracks

two guys who have sex with the same woman


Input: "my ex-girlfriend gave the best handjobs,she was a golden palmer" What is the definition of "golden palmer"?

Output: to give a really good handjob


Input: "person 1: where did you get that [rufelin] from?  person 2: oh i got it from bant land" What is the definition of "bant land"?

Output: a place where all [bant] is produced

the land in which one gets their banter from


Input: "that super hero saved my life last night" What is the definition of "super hero"?

Output: a person who comes from a bygone era

a fat joint using 2 papers going long ways and a strip of a zig zag sticky part to hold the middle together


Input: "that kid is such an izzy infectious look at his ratchet hair and eyeliner you can totes see his tracks" What is the definition of "izzy infectious"?

Output: izzy is a total ratchet who thinks he's too cool for school

male regina george who wears too much makeup and is oober scene and got raped by dahvie vanity and spencer elmore


Input: "unk: yo j-boy wat you tryin to get at?  j-boy: shit nigga just tryin to get at some buddacris  unk: fer sure" What is the definition of "buddacris"?

Output: crispy ass bud, good weed, marajuana, trees, dank, shit

see: weed, budda, cannabis, trees, grass, broccoli, marley,


Input: "the big wheel wants you in his office right now" What is the definition of "big wheel"?

Output: archaic slang


Input: "chris: damn bro brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and dick ducketts coco puffed her ass" What is the definition of "coco puffed"?

Output: the act of any one dipping their penis into a glass of milk

when you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk


Input: "omgsh daniels azing" What is the definition of "azing"?

Output: adjective, being crazy, cool, amazing, and awesome all at once


Input: "did you see that game last night? [alex rodriguez] totally pulled an aaron boone" What is the definition of "aaron boone"?

Output: to choke spectacularly in the ninth inning of a baseball game, failing to hit even a sacrifice fly despite having previously homered in the game


Input: "ayyyy sarang, you hobaggity" What is the definition of "hobaggity"?

Output: a person who is extremely sexy and hot


Input: "baby fuck, baby fuck" What is the definition of "baby fuck"?

Output: the act of fucking a baby


Input: "let's face it, the guy's an ass clown" What is the definition of "ass clown"?

Output: an unmitigated fool or jerk


Input: "googooplex it and it will bounce again" What is the definition of "googooplex"?

Output: to Plex a person or thing so they/it bounces off you also

verb: to seal up plastic or rubber and allow it to remain flexible


Input: "holy crap, that kid was so ascher" What is the definition of "ascher"?

Output: the most pimp thing you could ever say or do


Input: "dang, you can see your beefy taco in those jeans" What is the definition of "beefy taco"?

Output: a girl with a fat vagina


Input: "did you see those boys dancing in the mall?? they were totally pulling a dhruv" What is the definition of "dhruv"?

Output: the act of being homosexual and not being able to admit it

this boy thinks hes a baller even though he won't admit it, this boy can dance


Input: "i prefer popeyes over kfc's chicken" What is the definition of "popeyes"?

Output: a chicken restaurant that started in atlanta, georgia

very good chicken, love their onion rings


Input: "ugh i was banging this guy it was a total backseat bbq" What is the definition of "backseat bbq"?

Output: when you are doing a girl in the butt and your genitals get hot

when two people are doing it in a car with the windows up and one of them farts


Input: "yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin" What is the definition of "glumpkin"?

Output: the act of recieving a blowjob while taking a shit

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time


Input: "lame: them some icey ass buffs you got on, were you from fam?  me: 7 mile nigga  lame: dam dawg i respect that" What is the definition of "7 mile"?

Output: a street in detroit that is 1 mile south of 8 mile

a street in detroit that is 1 mile south of 8 mile


Input: "south park 13280" What is the definition of "13280"?

Output: the zip code of the town of south park


Input: "i swear if he wouldn't of shut up i was going to commit aggravated homicide" What is the definition of "aggravated homicide"?

Output: the act of wanting to kill someone with or without weapon

when a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide


Input: "damn, did you hear about the house burglar who got caught by the cops when he came back to the house to pick up his hobo harley" What is the definition of "hobo harley"?

Output: a stolen motorcycle that was left at the owner's house because the thief didn't have anywhere else to keep it

modified push-bike with a lawnmower engine added


Input: "i found a cum baby in between the couch cushions at the hotel i was staying" What is the definition of "cum baby"?

Output: a condom that is filled with a large amount of seamen that has since hardened and takes the form of a small baby doll

a condom that is filled with a large amount of seamen that is sealed with a knot tied at the end


Input: "the akraa'neonor rises out of the pit, flailing tentacles everywhere" What is the definition of "akraa'neonor"?

Output: a 15 foot tall abomination sprung from the vile pits of hell

"a massive, many-tentacled, one-eyed, slimy monster which looks like it comes straight out of an anime hentai film


Input: "i know you can swim faster, bean picker" What is the definition of "bean picker"?

Output: derogatory term for a [mexican]


Input: "look at the buds on this beautiful fane" What is the definition of "fane"?

Output: slang for a female cannabis plant


Input: ""after plying your partner with a right good [bevvy]: "fancy a shot on the swings [hen]?"" What is the definition of "a shot on the swings"?

Output: a polite and affectionate invitation to have sexual intercourse


Input: "her first lobster left me raw" What is the definition of "first lobster"?

Output: when a girl uses tabasco sauce as lube

the act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act


Input: "jt$ loves it when justin's mom slips him a bunker buster" What is the definition of "bunker buster"?

Output: getting a thumb in the backdoor right before ejaculation

getting a thumb in the backdoor right at sexual climax


Input: "anamaria - dique that bitch say she's gonna beat my ass" What is the definition of "dique"?

Output: the blackest way to say 'da' in front of a noun

dique - a dominican word meaning supposedly or not even


Input: "that was one hell of a chilli last night bob, i just had a 10" What is the definition of "10"?

Output: to shit through your anus with your penis

when you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iphone battery playing games


Input: "oo my god that teacher is so borkied i wish i could tf her on my lab desk" What is the definition of "borkied"?

Output: gross, ugly, weird

when a teacher is ungodly hot and doesn't even know it


Input: "man, let's walk by that hawt chick, i have got to go for an ass glance" What is the definition of "ass glance"?

Output: a quick peek at a cute girl's butt from the corner of your eye

when someone sexually attractive walks by you


Input: "my friends and i are going famping this weekend" What is the definition of "famping"?

Output: a combination of the words fucking and camping


Input: "having dyslexia does not mean that you are stupid" What is the definition of "dyslexia"?

Output: dyslexia is a disorder that involves difficulty in language

i have dyslexia and it is a lot more than just getting numbers and letters mixed up


Input: "orlhane is so chinese" What is the definition of "orlhane"?

Output: a sexy, gorgeous black/chinese guy with a really huge penis and get all the girls

a chinese name usually given to girls, she is pretty, has the best ass, have alot of fashion taste, and like ones direction


Input: "errbody from da 434 get yo' fuckin fat asses on da dance floor" What is the definition of "434"?

Output: "area code for charlottesville, danville, and southside richmond, va

the principal area code of [sova] and some of central va


Input: "usually i would never, but that chick is totally bluckable" What is the definition of "bluckable"?

Output: a desirable enough person that you would consider having sex with them


Input: "if it aint in fulton it's probably not worth living in" What is the definition of "fulton"?

Output: the best town in mississippi

the georgia county containing the baddest city in the south


Input: "we're just all chillin on the backswing keepin it real" What is the definition of "backswing"?

Output: 1

the swing on your parents porch or your child's swing on their swingset used for a place to chill or converse with friends


Input: ""*from "jsa classified #2"*:  power girl (talking with superman): people always ask me why i have this hole right here" What is the definition of "power girl"?

Output: a classified section of the dc universe


Input: "damn, darlyn is too dope" What is the definition of "darlyn"?

Output: the most beautiful girl in the world

someone who has the best attitude never imagined


Input: "come and stick your cock right up my chutney locker" What is the definition of "chutney locker"?

Output: a term for a women's vagina


Input: "a deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3" What is the definition of "el cajon social security office"?

Output: the place where all deaf people with the last name a get their payments cut off

ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind


Input: "john gave jane a blumkin facial while squeezing out last night's dinner" What is the definition of "blumkin facial"?

Output: when a man shits on a woman's face while she gives him a blowjob

when a man gives a woman a facial while taking a shit on the toilet


Input: "crandle" What is the definition of "crandle"?

Output: a word used to express confusion, or crandleness

used in a situation that is bad, or a negatice connatation


Input: "barbera never felt so clean or so dirty the night she had her very first albuquerque acid wash" What is the definition of "albuquerque acid wash"?

Output: this is when a person urinates into someone's mouth and then themselves

when you ejaculate on your partner and urinate it off


Input: "obama is detroiting this country" What is the definition of "detroiting"?

Output: verb: to destroy, or bankrupt a nation, or business

to destroy the economy of a city, state, or country with horribly misguided economic policy


Input: "" im gonna knock him out  "don't go near him he is a looper" What is the definition of "looper"?

Output: a word used in the ghetto as a noun for someone who has a reputation of doing something


Input: "here, that fella's bowling an offy isn't he?" What is the definition of "offy"?

Output: british army slang for someone who is [homosexual]

term used in cricket, not generally by the older generation, to describe off-break or off-spin bowling


Input: "i shat on a piece of cardboard and it tasted better than bran flakes" What is the definition of "bran flakes"?

Output: a cereal that tastes like shit

a ceral that tastes somewhere in between cardboard and shit


Input: "no one makes me laugh like anna sheffield" What is the definition of "anna sheffield"?

Output: an incredibly funny girl with a great personality


Input: "i invited two friends round last night to help big mac the wife" What is the definition of "big mac"?

Output: the act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices

the act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices


Input: "1) john: hey dude, i went [boxing] last night, i was amongst men" What is the definition of "amongst men"?

Output: 1) to be in a place where you can relax your [gay] side and be who you really are: a [homosexual]

this may have two meanings: 1) doing an extremely manly activity


Input: ""did you see cyprias yesterday? "oh my god he's such a cavlich" What is the definition of "cavlich"?

Output: a cavlich- a gay little man with a pink face and a sexy body


Input: "i couldn't believe it she turned around and bent over and had on an ass bow" What is the definition of "ass bow"?

Output: a sexy type of lingerie like a teddy but that has no back except for a bow

a sexy type of lingerie, like a teddy but that has no back except for a bow


Input: "when john took his shirt off, the man stamp peaking out above his shorts put mary's tramp stamp to shame" What is the definition of "man stamp"?

Output: a tattoo or other decoration on a man's chest or abdomen, especially one visible above his belt line

"the patch of hair on a man's lower back in the same area that a woman would get a "[tramp stamp]" tattoo


Input: "if you fully extend your hand downwards and curl your fingers in toward your body bam you struck gold, bowts gold" What is the definition of "bowts"?

Output: bowts is the definition for the perfect looking finger


Input: "abraham lincoln is my grim love because despite the fact that he looks like a bearded raisin with a hat on i would do him in one second" What is the definition of "grim love"?

Output: the one person you would have sex with even though they are 1) not attractive 2) not clean 3) not nice to you

a grim love is someone you have a crush on even though they are ugly


Input: "look over there in the woods, i think i see an adityan" What is the definition of "adityan"?

Output: a hairy south indian who runs around naked and howls like a wolf

a large-bodied beast that has bear qualities


Input: "this motha-fucken brickweed dog" What is the definition of "brickweed"?

Output: 1) very poor quality weed 2) a plant that grows near you car's brick 3) a weed that looks like a brick 4) a brick of weed


Input: "jeff ackerly pisses on his nuts when he uses the bathroom" What is the definition of "ackerly"?

Output: a man who stands while peeing and attempts to aim his genitalia away from himself

a kid that owned a cadillac and has a micro dick


Input: "duck tape is the bomb" What is the definition of "duck tape"?

Output: duck tape is the most amazing thing ever invented

duck tape is the most amazing thing ever invented


Input: ""pimp: you better give me the rest of the money or ill give you the back hand" What is the definition of "back hand"?

Output: when the whore dosen't give up the money the [pimp] will raise the right hand with his palm facing his face and slap the whore on the left cheek

when the whore dosen't give up the money the [pimp] will raise the right hand with his palm facing his face and slap the whore on the left cheek


Input: "christina aguilera is the biggest ho biscuit" What is the definition of "ho biscuit"?

Output: a [skank]y girl, especially one that puts out easily


Input: "my god, that was a dire  looking creature" What is the definition of "dire "?

Output: description of something evil looking

dire_ is a person known for his obnoxious appearance and his detestable acts


Input: "red: ay look over dere she thick   pooh bear: naw she ain't thick she a few ponds over thick she a poundcake" What is the definition of "poundcake"?

Output: a term used 4 any girl dat is not thick at all

a thick female wit extra pounds on her body


Input: "i ran over some sheep last night, so i took a rampart home for dinner" What is the definition of "rampart"?

Output: a sheep's lower intestine and anus

a part of a ram, like the head or the tail


Input: "he had a cell phone that looked like a star trek communicator - what a freakin' permavirgin" What is the definition of "permavirgin"?

Output: a guy who will try anything *but* get laid


Input: "badaslam is a boss" What is the definition of "badaslam"?

Output: an extreme boss with the power of 2


Input: "lance's automotive bipolarism makes him an horrible and nervous wreck behind the wheel of a car" What is the definition of "automotive bipolarism"?

Output: the condition of displaying two completely different personalities when driving vs

the phenomenon of having one personality away from a car, and a polar opposite personality inside a car


Input: "yo i heard the bird watchers got you under surveliance" What is the definition of "bird watchers"?

Output: bird watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)

bird watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)


Input: "that was totally barrels of fun" What is the definition of "barrels of fun"?

Output: "this is derived from "monkeys of fun", which is a cooler way of saying "loads of fun"


Input: "fred: i heard keri rode jose's bison log for hours last night" What is the definition of "bison log"?

Output: a very large male sexual organ


Input: "you look really glemo today" What is the definition of "glemo"?

Output: the word that combines [glam] and [emo]

a glamours emo person usually defined by bold modern eyeglasses in dark shades of black and brown


Input: ""dude last night at the bar i was boincing so hard, that the dj gave me a shout out,  "yo look at that freaxxxx boincing hard" What is the definition of "boincing"?

Output: the art of making your body move in ways that resemble a fish wiggling out of water

all that the greatest band, brokencyde does


Input: "nay, apothecary, i think i shall go home and smoke a bowl of rights" What is the definition of "bowl of rights"?

Output: a term used to describe the marijuana habit

an implement used to smoke marijuana that is filled half with cannabis and half with a shredded legal document


Input: "guy #1: hey man i just got call of duty: world at war" What is the definition of "call of duty: world at war"?

Output: a game released on november 11, 2008 (11/11/08)


Input: "you're my bnfl" What is the definition of "bnfl"?

Output: best nigga for life

best nigga for life, best nigguh for life, best nig for life, etc


Input: "the best laid schemes of mice" What is the definition of "mice"?

Output: "the "mice" in the famous quote by robert burns

the rulers of the planet earth that do experiments on us to find the question to the ultimate answer(42)


Input: "damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? i'd work my hoe muscle for that" What is the definition of "hoe muscle"?

Output: the [penis]

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle


Input: ""i wish she would go away, she's acting like such a janice" What is the definition of "janice"?

Output: "janice is a typical ditzy girl

an annoying woman, usually pretentious with very large teeth


Input: ""everyone gets 15 minutes of fame" What is the definition of "15 minutes of fame"?

Output: "andrew tyler says: "well, the phrase originated from a misquoting of a statement by andrew tyler, who said that everyone gets 'fame for 15 minutes

see [steve bartman], [martha burke], [sirhan sirhan], [karen ann quinlan], and [ja rule]


Input: "richard dejohnette is the only known chocolate king to date" What is the definition of "chocolate king"?

Output: the leader of all chocolate people (see [chocolate])

an african american male who's body,charm,and sex appeal alone can bring a woman to orgasm


Input: "damn, look at him in that daycoma" What is the definition of "daycoma"?

Output: capris

the act of daydreaming so intensely that one becomes completely unaware of his or her surroundings


Input: ""i would love a clesson" What is the definition of "clesson"?

Output: a hot guy who knows how to please the opposite gender and himself

adorable, lovable person, so sensitive, and just down right perfect


Input: "emma lovehandlesfosterbakugan boyd is a huge freakazoid" What is the definition of "freakazoid"?

Output: emma lovehandles fosterbakugan boyd


Input: "alicia was centical at the cast party yesterday" What is the definition of "centical"?

Output: "the hybrid of the words "central" and "perpetual"


Input: "there's sum hush, bubbl and squeak up for grabs" What is the definition of "bubbl"?

Output: "crack cocaine

bubble with ommission of unpronounced e at end


Input: "steve settled down with some corn fed girl from indiana" What is the definition of "corn fed"?

Output: describes your typical midwesterner


Input: "that was a rank dosia" What is the definition of "dosia"?

Output: used to describe someone's level of laziness


Input: "let's bring our macbook pros to the boner party" What is the definition of "boner party"?

Output: a gangsta fuck with at least one chick

i boner party is when a a few or more males get together and snort/ingest viagra and throw a super gay party


Input: "dude, my girlfriend walked in on my draping last night" What is the definition of "draping"?

Output: when you hang over your girlfriend (or guy) and shit on their face

the act of straightening your pubic hair in order to have it drape over your genitals


Input: "an alt mu could be any of the following and more" What is the definition of "alt mu"?

Output: "pronounced, alt myoo

a musician or music lover who has an alternative career or idea that has made them successful in the creative industries


Input: "i cant believe how much that old piece of junk on antiques roadshow was worth" What is the definition of "antiques roadshow"?

Output: a bbc one show where people bring old junk to be valued by experts

pbs program in which expert appraisers uncover the stories and reveal the true value of objects brought in by amateur collectors


Input: "that person has big bizwams" What is the definition of "bizwams"?

Output: another name for a women's breast


Input: "don't be an ass pony" What is the definition of "ass pony"?

Output: jerk, asshole, or one who is annoying


Input: "hey, what are you having for lunch? the arby's big montana" What is the definition of "arby's big montana"?

Output: a slang term for a woman's large labia minora

a sloppy, unattractive,unmanicured vagina


Input: "john's imbibery caused him to lose his family, job, and respect in the community" What is the definition of "imbibery"?

Output: is the cause of all problems in society, including crime, poverty, illiteracy, and disease

the act of drinking (from imbibe) in excess (-y added to convert it into a nominative, after debauchery, usury, etc)


Input: "2 children are just waiting for their parent(s) to die, so that they can collect the blood money" What is the definition of "blood money"?

Output: the price a gang puts on he head of a member of a rival gang

if you have to commit an act of violence or if you have spent your whole life purposely waiting until someone dies to recieve something of value from of them


Input: "man, check out that friend hobo" What is the definition of "friend hobo"?

Output: "someone who hangs out with a group of people but does not fit in


Input: ""josh: "i'd like a [peach schnapps] neat please" What is the definition of "neat"?

Output: "to drink alcohol without any mixer, on it's own, pure and simple

used while ordering a beverage - alcoholic - to be consumed straight


Input: "you're such a tool for her; you could do much better" What is the definition of "a tool"?

Output: when a girl or boy uses another person (boy or girl) just for sex or sexual purpases

being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good


Input: "let's eagle talon her" What is the definition of "eagle talon"?

Output: when you rip out your partners pubic hairs with your teeth

a sex act involving a girl, a guy and a trampoline


Input: "dude i paid $400 to bang that stripper but it was a total bue" What is the definition of "bue"?

Output: a name for a girl who has given up all self respect and dignity in order to get money

"an acronym that stands for "bust upon entry" and describes the immediate ejaculation that occurs the first time you bang a total slam piece


Input: ""distributors choice air duster 134a or distributors choice 152a air duster sold as "mega duster" used for "dusting" electronics" What is the definition of "air duster"?

Output: a can of compressed air that contains 134a as the refrigerant

an aerosol can usually filled with 134a gas 1,1,1,2-tetrafluoroethane for non-flammable applications or 152a when flammability is not a factor


Input: "tucker has a baby dick" What is the definition of "baby dick"?

Output: a dick the size of a 2 year old


Input: "student 1: man, college board is the devil incarnate" What is the definition of "college board"?

Output: a huge corporation dedicated to making money off of high school students by requiring them to take their stupid sat test, which in turn requires purchasing their released tests, prep books, and using their online courses for help

"a company that makes and distributes the sats, sat iis, among other things


Input: "asgard is the home of the gods" What is the definition of "asgard"?

Output: in norse mythology, the dwelling place of the gods

asgard, in norse mythology, is one of the nine worlds and the homeland of the aesir, the race of warrior gods


Input: "a buffalo charged affelina who slayed it with his spear, afterwards he whined about how tough the buffalo was" What is the definition of "affelina"?

Output: to express ones feelings

affelina is an indian who spends most of his time hunting wild buffalos and complaining to his peers


Input: "after my second c-section i need to work out to get rid of this kangaroo pouch" What is the definition of "kangaroo pouch"?

Output: the kangaroo's pouch is a copy written design by joshua davis otherwise known as joshuadizzle

the destroyed muscles above your c-section that pooches out


Input: ""jeff "fuck dude i'm bored stiff" What is the definition of "bored stiff"?

Output: when you're so bored you can't even masturbate to relieve your boredom

when a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck


Input: "if you have lived in ormskirk all your life you have never known human kindness" What is the definition of "ormskirk"?

Output: a small town in west lancashire with the largest percentage of mentally challenged and irish catholics than anywhere else in the world


Input: ""jodi: "wow sanj really messed up our bathroom" ashley: "ya he's a real bathroom bandit" What is the definition of "bathroom bandit"?

Output: a person who commits various crimes in the bathroom such as

someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking


Input: "i saw a beanerized truck at the flea market last week" What is the definition of "beanerized"?

Output: 1:the act of being exposed to many mexicans at once


Input: "john adams is an awesome composer, and no, i'm not talking about that poser john adams who was a president or whatever" What is the definition of "john adams"?

Output: our first president who was awsome


Input: "we were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived" What is the definition of "jerk out"?

Output: a last minute, sudden departure, to leave a place, as in a party, or gathering

to get the hell out of dodge before things go all queer


Input: ""(when staring at your grandma's weepy flange) "yo grappleshelf" What is the definition of "grappleshelf"?

Output: a word that can be used to describe anything

an insult to be exclusively aimed at an old person's genitals


Input: "i really thought i needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm" What is the definition of "farts alarm"?

Output: when you think you need to fart, but nothing happens

when you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas


Input: "we are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches" What is the definition of "crunkishness"?

Output: 1

the act of getting super [crunk], crunk beyond your wildest dreams


Input: "while [partying], his friends smashed the pin-ball machine to splinters during their severe [episode] of boozeroo" What is the definition of "boozeroo"?

Output: "( noun


Input: "man that girl you hooked up with last night was buck nasty" What is the definition of "buck nasty"?

Output: a term used when something is so nasty that it is unbelievable

a girl that is so ugly that you would not pay a buck to get with her nasty ass


Input: " by the minty nipples of marduk! this mcrib sandwich is delicious" What is the definition of "by the minty nipples of marduk!"?

Output: expression of extreme surprise, delight or excitement

an expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty


Input: ""hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts" What is the definition of "beetleweed"?

Output: 1


Input: "cat pearson is amazing" What is the definition of "cat pearson"?

Output: a amazing girl who loves series 7

the best, sweetest, most wonderful, beautiful, special girlfriend a guy could have, she is amazing


Input: "person a: hey its 12/24/09 time to open farmville gifts person b: wtf i got animals person a: another one bites the dust" What is the definition of "another one bites the dust"?

Output: a song by queen


Input: "person one: hey man i am going to prom person two: oh awesome good luck and break the wall person one: thanks man i hope i can" What is the definition of "break the wall"?

Output: "that moment when you realize that your favorite youtuber hasn't made a video in a while and you start freaking out

breaking the hymen or devirginizing a woman


Input: "oh hell, that gurl a hoe-strosity" What is the definition of "hoe-strosity"?

Output: a horrible hoe, who is so horrible, its horrendous


Input: "the american public waits wringing its hands to find out how obama will declare that the assassination in libya was bush's fault" What is the definition of "bush's fault"?

Output: the blame game

everything barrack obama has ever fucked up


Input: "many of my more ignorant friends believe that, as britons, they are part of a crescian society" What is the definition of "crescian"?

Output: "crescian- pronounced "cres-shun"

(kresh-yuhn), (krεʃjən) an adjective used to describe something as the most glorious and perfect anything could be


Input: "my domme flogged me for being cheeky to her friend" What is the definition of "domme"?

Output: the name given to me from a french girl who i flirt with, as i am her friend's ex

a female dominant in a bdsm relationship


Input: "i love u bhapinder" What is the definition of "bhapinder"?

Output: a cute and sweet girl

bhapinder is hot, sexy, caring, gawjus deliciously brilliant and the best boyfriend ever


Input: "man, did you see all the couch burning after wvu stomped clemson 70-33 in the orange bowl?" What is the definition of "couch burning"?

Output: when your team loses a big game

state pastime of west virginia residents when west virginia university sport teams win major games


Input: "rita had after laughter today when she remembered my hilarious chacha impersonation from yesterday" What is the definition of "after laughter"?

Output: the state of mind when you remember something funny that happened to you or somebody

when you start laughing at a random memory of humor past


Input: "ye man, i've got a really nice, like, museum level of high going on" What is the definition of "museum level"?

Output: the highest possible level of highness after reaching which one can't get any higher and is at the top of the game

the dosage of psychoactive substance (particularly 2cb) whereby you can feel the effects, but not appear to be an obvious dope fiend when in public


Input: "they won't have an open bar at the wedding so it's a byof event" What is the definition of "byof"?

Output: bring your own food


Input: "wow, bruce managed to completely buell up the trip to the grocery store" What is the definition of "buell"?

Output: "1


Input: "crap in a hat" What is the definition of "crap in a hat"?

Output: excretion in any type of headgear when your beeing chased by evil things

excretion in any type of headgear when your beeing chased by evil things


Input: "bro 1: yeah i met this chick at the beach  bro 2: sweet is she rfs though?  bro 1: yeah" What is the definition of "rfs"?

Output: ready for some fun

ready for sex - similar to dtf(down to fuck) meaning willing to fuck


Input: "i'm just omegling this person" What is the definition of "omegling"?

Output: this is a slang for trolling

adjective: the process of finding people to talk to through omegle


Input: "chilling with the blizzin blazzin yo" What is the definition of "blizzin blazzin"?

Output: (adj)


Input: "i feel like a white collared slave workin for ibm" What is the definition of "white collared slave"?

Output: a slave to the white collar, to big of a slave to escape, unable to get out of the collar that is on him from birth, a slave to society

a person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you


Input: "i got ass slammed last night, and the dick was huge" What is the definition of "ass slammed"?

Output: the act of anal sex


Input: "that girl has slept with so many men, that she'll have to be buried in a y-shaped coffin, to accomodate her bucket fanny" What is the definition of "bucket fanny"?

Output: a large cavernous vagina, capable of holding large objects

someone who has shagged so many men that their vagina resembles a flabby bucket


Input: "ima hit this chick wit the 360 pelican shuffle on a razor edge" What is the definition of "360 pelican shuffle on a razor edge"?

Output: take a hit of this

to rotate the male body inside of a female in the doggystyle position full 360 while thrustin inside


Input: "dude are you really wearing tevas? you look like a fucking boyertown mutant" What is the definition of "boyertown mutant"?

Output: a person from boyertown who is a mutant

"an area of pennsylvania where procreation results in a specie that is quite ugly and may be considered "slow"


Input: "last night, while masturbating, john decided to played with his fun bags for awhile before cumming" What is the definition of "fun bags"?

Output: a nice pair of breasts that you want to cum on


Input: "where did mike go? he's being shade' again" What is the definition of "shade'"?

Output: to be a bitch twards someone

a person who is shady in their actions on a day to day basis


Input: "girl 1: why are you taking enc1101 for the third time? girl 2: have you used panthersoft lately?  thanks a lot, fiu" What is the definition of "fiu"?

Output: i dont understand

"1) a university located in miami, florida


Input: "man, jimmy pissed me off so bad last night that when he finally passed out, i gave him the arabian surprise" What is the definition of "arabian surprise"?

Output: when you're getting head from a chick, and she suprises you with a cum filled mouth

the act of placing your testicles onto the eyes of your victim/sexual partner, while taking a dump into their open mouth


Input: "sheila is a band wagoner only likes the dodgers when they're winning and hates them when they are losing" What is the definition of "band wagoner"?

Output: a person who supports whatever is winning

"someone who only likes a certain thing because its "popular""


Input: "hey i gotta hit the bathroom- i have to cash a jefferson" What is the definition of "cash a jefferson"?

Output: to go to the bathroom (only by white people)

take a dump- as in a number 2 like the dollar


Input: "-dude did you hear about [shankara]?  -no what happened?  -he was caught candling with his mom and dad" What is the definition of "candling"?

Output: the art of having sexual intercourse


Input: "that module is a black box" What is the definition of "black box"?

Output: in electronics, a black box is a device whose inner workings are secret

in programming, a self-contained, independent subroutine or program module designed to perform a single task


Input: "last night gunnar was at the movies and he saw julia and started pitchin a tent" What is the definition of "pitchin a tent"?

Output: when you get an erection and it forms a tent shaped bulge in your pants

the art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent


Input: "groton kids enjoy sodomy" What is the definition of "groton"?

Output: a bunch of rich kids that enjoy sodomy and other sexual acts

a school where they have fun shoving broomsticks up each other's asses


Input: "dude, you are an akmf" What is the definition of "akmf"?

Output: ass-kissing mother fucker

"an acroymn for "ass kicking motherfucker"


Input: "bobthebuilder86345: and thn she tghrew up in me laol" What is the definition of "laol"?

Output: "laol means "in real life"


Input: "oh shes a good egg warmer" What is the definition of "egg warmer"?

Output: a bitch or whore

is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy


Input: "athe-head  athe-heads" What is the definition of "athe-head"?

Output: the leading cause of carpal tunnel among cubicle jockeys


Input: ""dude, did you listen to the kmfdm album yet?  yea, my girlfriend got pissed and put on "personal jesus" as revenge" What is the definition of "kmfdm"?

Output: a rather good industrial band

kill mother fucking depeche mode 80's definition of the above mentioned acronymn