Input: "those lids suck big time" What is the definition of "lids"?

Output: the police (long beach)


Input: "man, i got her dulap so good today at lunch" What is the definition of "dulap"?

Output: dominique's lap


Input: "jenny bent over for a hard chocolate ride" What is the definition of "chocolate ride"?

Output: to screw a black girl


Input: "ladies love jimmy pants" What is the definition of "jimmy pants"?

Output: jimmy pants mean the coolest pants in the world that everybody looooovvees

ridiculously tight male dress pants, predominantly in the butt area


Input: "wow did you see that sandra who just tripped in her ballerina flip flops?" What is the definition of "sandra"?

Output: she is awsome!! love her! she is the best person in the world

a sandra is known to have striking intelligent features


Input: "yo, you better cybury playa" What is the definition of "cybury"?

Output: to watch your back

slang acronym for: check yourself before u reck yourself -yes, wreck is spelled wrong but it's used as slang


Input: "i ate a whole pizza yesterday and now i need to eat some bran to cut the cheese that's jamming up my colon" What is the definition of "cut the cheese"?

Output: to lose your virginity


Input: "i had such a good jerk-out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & i produced a quart of semen" What is the definition of "jerk-out"?

Output: a variation of the slang term [jerk-off] meaning to masturbate


Input: "tonys bull titties are sweating" What is the definition of "bull titties"?

Output: a bull with titties


Input: "man i was with this girl last night and i totally gave here my  bush baby" What is the definition of "bush baby"?

Output: a sexual toy used only at night

(v)a sexual position in which you insert your scrotum into the vagina


Input: "bill pulled the moletrigger on harry the hamster" What is the definition of "moletrigger"?

Output: a hamster that gets raped by a german shrew

slang for when a man's prostate is being stimulated and he ejaculates onto a rodent


Input: "bust a rock with a playa" What is the definition of "bust a rock"?

Output: to leave, to exit a situation

"the modern "gangsta" handshake where each person makes a fist and slams it into the others fist, knuckle against knuckles


Input: ""hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car? dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?"" What is the definition of "fart muffler"?

Output: a quiet fart that only the people around you can hear

"a term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile


Input: "tell him he can lick out my ass basket if he thinks he's coming in here again" What is the definition of "ass basket"?

Output: 1


Input: "ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent" What is the definition of "clark kent"?

Output: superman's alter ego also used to describe a loser who can't handle himself in society with ease

when you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person


Input: "meowf" What is the definition of "meowf"?

Output: a cry of surprise or excitement


Input: "your cool but my awesometasticalness is cooler than anyones" What is the definition of "awesometasticalness"?

Output: the bestest thing in the world

the art of being so awesome and spectacular you have to come up with a new definition for awesome


Input: "bobby your breepin on facebook bro" What is the definition of "breepin"?

Output: to be browsing

the action of someone who creeps social networks


Input: "those tits are nubbies" What is the definition of "nubbies"?

Output: small nipples that are hard to see


Input: "da brat is cool" What is the definition of "da brat"?

Output: a cool rapper

"da brat is a talented female who was the 1st female rap artist who went platinum


Input: "damn ames, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaay gorgeousexy" What is the definition of "gorgeousexy"?

Output: the way to describe someone who is gorgeous and sexy in one

a combination of gorgeous and sexy, definition being the result of those two words when combined but multiplied by the inifity


Input: "me and my friends were playing tag but to show off i used some freerunning moves" What is the definition of "freerunning"?

Output: a stunts sport were you run and do tricks on any type of object you can find in an urban area

similar to [parkour] but has more flips, spins and more showing off than just getting to another place without wasting time or energy


Input: ""boy"hey i just went over and grabbed that chicks boob" other boy" niceys" What is the definition of "niceys"?

Output: (nice-its) nice

expressing how good/funny/sick a moment in life is


Input: "man, getting 2nd born is a little bit of allright" What is the definition of "2nd born"?

Output: a small bit of a shite

where a man gives anal to a woman while there is already a sex toy inside the anus(usually a dildo or vibrator)


Input: "})fa clan is cricken at mohaa" What is the definition of "cricken"?

Output: a state of suckness

a state of emotiom, emotion of something being great or outstanding


Input: "oh my god that guy you asked out is such a moises" What is the definition of "moises"?

Output: an awesome guy who has a 8 inch penis and has a huge heart

a sexy guy who always says he will think about it and never just says yes


Input: "the big four of thrash from the 1980's were metallica, megadeth, anthrax, and exodus" What is the definition of "big four of thrash"?

Output: the four main thrash metal bands

"metallica, megadeth, anthrax, exodus (not slayer)


Input: "uhhh, i just had a buttruption after eating that taco bell" What is the definition of "buttruption"?

Output: the moment you feel sick after eating something

the spewing of fecal matter from your anus


Input: "i could tell before she even turned around that she was a fuck butt" What is the definition of "fuck butt"?

Output: a girl who wants to be fucked

having an unusually shaped ass resulting directly from the only exercise that person receives is legs up in the air missionary sex


Input: "1600 ton man is a great example of gregory o'neill" What is the definition of "gregory o'neill"?

Output: a fat man with no neck who is black and his sides look like they have their own eco system going on in them


Input: "davey havok is fucking sexy" What is the definition of "davey havok"?

Output: davey havok is the most fuckin sexy man on this planet

davey is the most hot!! guy in the whole


Input: "that queer kyle bosewell is such a flugenheimer" What is the definition of "flugenheimer"?

Output: a dumbass homosexual, usually with the name of patrick

a european [sex toy] which has a motor on it and has 3 rotating [dildo]'s which all go at different speeds


Input: "we saw our sleeping cat slip down the front of the sofa in a catavalanche" What is the definition of "catavalanche"?

Output: a catavalanche is when your cat falls asleep on you so soundly that you fear she may have died

when a soundly sleeping cat suddenly falls off the top of a sofa or other piece of furniture


Input: "those cake eaters from st" What is the definition of "cake eaters"?

Output: 1


Input: ""the pt cruiser is a jello shot" What is the definition of "jello shot"?

Output: " a "jello shot" has become a popular shot in many clubs and parties

"anything that is superficially popular, especially to those who do not understand or are unable to appreciate a superior alternative


Input: ""omg, my cdts is acting up" What is the definition of "cdts"?

Output: cockless dwarf throwing syndrome

"cdts stands for "chronic drunk text syndrome"


Input: "i was at a friends the other day and they needed to be slapped as he was hot in their shoes" What is the definition of "hot in their shoes"?

Output: to be


Input: ""bro: "yo herbo wanna go hit a rager on friday and get turnt" What is the definition of "herbo"?

Output: a combination of the words herb and homo


Input: "a strange stain on steve's curtains is the tell-tale mark of a free spirit" What is the definition of "free spirit"?

Output: a

a term for a spurt of ejaculate that is propelled into the air, usually landing somewhere unexpected


Input: ""jack went to bangkok and didn't get laid, i think he's on the b team" What is the definition of "b team"?

Output: the b team is the reserves for the a team

"the b team refers to the "other team", i


Input: "you fucking berperwinkle" What is the definition of "berperwinkle"?

Output: to be an individual of the homosexual persuasion, or to be a fucktard


Input: "yo home slice, we're hitting up the back field with some bacer" What is the definition of "bacer"?

Output: good marijuana


Input: "i had to duimbbe that guy he was getting on my nerves" What is the definition of "duimbbe"?

Output: a person with a big head and and a small penis that likes to dance and sing

when you kick a crossdressing dude in the balls to prove to him he is infact not a woman


Input: "she got her cooty cat tore up" What is the definition of "cooty cat"?

Output: a slang term for a females genitalia


Input: ""would you like some rice with that? "you cuggar" What is the definition of "cuggar"?

Output: a mispronunciation of the word nigga, by white people, in which they pronounce it like a white person eats sugar, in which they die

a racial slur against asians meaning to have a small penis


Input: "see that girl her name is faride wow she is beautiful" What is the definition of "faride"?

Output: faride means cute and beautiful

this is the name of the most beautiful girl in the world


Input: "shit, that guys a badass brahmin bhatt" What is the definition of "bhatt"?

Output: the greatest last name in the history of the world


Input: "i pulled  a sprouting whale on jenny from the block" What is the definition of "a sprouting whale"?

Output: a young whale who helps police to catch bad guys

when someone pisses up some chicks asshole


Input: "stop being such a jousta" What is the definition of "jousta"?

Output: "derived from the french term "juste" meaning right or fair and altered to fit english speaking countries, particularly australia

a friendly and non-offensive way of calling someone a wanker


Input: "dang refugee (s)" What is the definition of "refugee"?

Output: refers to any piece of fecal matter which has been rejected by its home toilet and has fled to another toilet for safety/sanitation

everyone from the new orleans region that left to other cities (including houston,tx)and usually screwed the infrastructure up!


Input: "man, dat draught e-mail sure went down well" What is the definition of "draught e-mail"?

Output: where e-mail is consumed in one go, in much the same way as a [draught] is consumed by a [local] in his [local]


Input: "i can't help but hate follow him, bro" What is the definition of "hate follow"?

Output: to the person you are talking to

when you can't help but follow someone on social media, despite how much you despise them and/or what they stand for


Input: "hey, look, it's patootie" What is the definition of "patootie"?

Output: a term of endearment


Input: ""ela re, malaka "he's such a malaka" What is the definition of "malaka"?

Output: a term used for anyone who is in love with someone of the opposite gender


Input: "fuck man i just cockered the hell out of norjons face" What is the definition of "cockered"?

Output: to have being fucked


Input: "example a: dammit brandon you are such a novy… b: she’s not a cat women… she’s a novy" What is the definition of "novy"?

Output: a person who has annoying habits or is plain annoying

can mean any of these two definitions a: of or pertaining to someone who is a bad texter


Input: "shut up, you fannybag" What is the definition of "fannybag"?

Output: a term used to describe an oafish person, male or female

adjective: a word used to describe a person or other non-human entity which displays illogical, irrational or just plain stupid behavior


Input: "i heard they actually discuss their problems at the dinner table - they're like the freakin' brady bunch" What is the definition of "brady bunch"?

Output: a family that's stuck together by their problems

a family that is so seemingly unrealistically perfect that it's sickening


Input: "i got out of that strip club lickety-split when i realized the dancer was actually a  man" What is the definition of "lickety-split"?

Output: quickly and split seconds


Input: "my name is janeen" What is the definition of "janeen"?

Output: a unique beautiful girl who's honest & sweet

an awesome name for a girl, that has multiple spellings, but this one is spelled phonetically correctly


Input: "the stripper paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole" What is the definition of "bloomer pudding"?

Output: a female who strips for minnesota nice guys

an archaic appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris


Input: "i love bellerz" What is the definition of "bellerz"?

Output: bellerz is a person who is funny and nice and really sweet :) i love bellerz

the most beautiful girl in the world- she has a perfect body, a great smile, and the prettiest blue eyes i've ever seen


Input: "drew: hey man lets go jock some hoes and act like gangstas  tim: dont be such a hakk" What is the definition of "hakk"?

Output: a stupid idiot who is completely retarded in every way possible

a fag douchebag kid who thinks he is the [bmoc]


Input: "he was stuck in aeonic shadows until the safe falling on his head brought him back to reality" What is the definition of "aeonic shadows"?

Output: the god of all shadows and darkness


Input: "bro, that (insert event, song or whatever here) was hard out" What is the definition of "hard out"?

Output: something thats really cool, or good


Input: "1) whoa, what a f00b" What is the definition of "f00b"?

Output: often used to describe a [n00b] or [noob] who is really stupid


Input: "to avoid serving prison time for murder, i approach all my counterfriends with misdirection and kindness" What is the definition of "counterfriends"?

Output: 1

an alternative and perhaps superior definition is from a business or work setting


Input: "that guliana is so nice and sociable" What is the definition of "guliana"?

Output: a beautiful, latin girl full of energy and ready to party

irish name for an excitable, weird, sporty, pretty female


Input: "that boy is so fagtastical he rocks my sox" What is the definition of "fagtastical"?

Output: so fantastically gay that it's great


Input: ""oh man, your anguage is showing" What is the definition of "anguage"?

Output: a language with only one word: [anguage]

asian language, or the term used to describe asians talking, or a canadian (or any non asian) talking/sounding like an asian


Input: "what are you doing? shut up i'm giving you a sanoma" What is the definition of "sanoma"?

Output: a sanoma is described as the act of gluing one's penis to another man's face

when someone holds you down and eats out your ass without your consent


Input: "mike is such a custie" What is the definition of "custie"?

Output: a word that refers to someone that is a customer service representative in a call center

short for 'customer'- drug dealer slang used to denote either a customer in general or a customet who would pay higher then average prices for the drugs


Input: "person 1 - (doing an all caps rage) person 2 - lol'd" What is the definition of "lol'd"?

Output: a way of telling someone that you have laughed at their stupidity


Input: "guy 1: dude did you hear that? guy 2: it's paranormal fucktivity" What is the definition of "paranormal fucktivity"?

Output: a combination of 'paranormal activity' and'shenanigans'

a sound when you hear fucking or people having sex


Input: "conestoga just kicked rador's ass" What is the definition of "conestoga"?

Output: one of the best high schools in the country, located in thornton, colorado

rich assholes who win everything, all of um seem to be druggies


Input: "jim: dude, check out his 59 fifty" What is the definition of "59 fifty"?

Output: a cool flat brim hat most famous for being named after how much it costs

a cool flat brim hat most famous for being named after how much it costs


Input: "dude, after playing beating fallout 3 in one sitting with the iz3d monitor and the separation maxed out, i had a major 3d hangover" What is the definition of "3d hangover"?

Output: the headache that ensues after a long session of playing intense 3d games eg

the sensation of flatness one gets after viewing images with 3d hardware for long periods of time


Input: "dude, i was like on dlist yesterday and you were like a featured member" What is the definition of "dlist"?

Output: delicious list - a social networking site that is invitation only and intended for the elite

"a social networking site tailored to males making non-standard lifestyle choices, particularly in the area of selecting partners


Input: "big d is a shady hustler" What is the definition of "big d"?

Output: a shady person who likes to pull lame pranks

a shady person who likes to pull lame pranks


Input: "man, just give me some more of those dolmades" What is the definition of "dolmades"?

Output: a delicious meal or snack eaten with a louie

rice wrapped in a grape leaf and covered in a delicious oil dressing


Input: "ha, james must have had beer-goggles in infernos yesterday" What is the definition of "infernos"?

Output: a room full of hot chicks

cheesy, sweaty, sleazy london based club with beautiful carpet and astonishing disco balls


Input: "man that blonde is a deuce  me: hey mike do you think brian's mom is a deuce? mike: no way she is a one" What is the definition of "a deuce"?

Output: a girl who is very slutty and will do sexual things with anyone


Input: "dumbass #1 - lets make a blue angel dumbass #2 - okay, here i go" What is the definition of "blue angel"?

Output: the act of igniting bowel movement


Input: "this lame nigga over here is wont smok a cigar" What is the definition of "lame nigga"?

Output: a person who is unable to kick it in the most nigga way


Input: "hofbrauhaus is a much better beerery than rock bottom" What is the definition of "beerery"?

Output: a restaurant that serves beer


Input: ""mariah: "you do realize he'll know we're talking about him right?"  gio: "nah, frappe will never figure it out" What is the definition of "frappe"?

Output: a person who can't figure out anything

a common term used to disguise a person's name


Input: "my sister amy has bug warts" What is the definition of "bug warts"?

Output: ugly red warts found on some men and women, usually on the face


Input: "lucy was only a fair-weather friend" What is the definition of "fair-weather friend"?

Output: a psuedo friend


Input: "scogs- did u see sean the other night?  tooch- yea he was beater ballin' like a champ" What is the definition of "beater ballin'"?

Output: this word comes from the heart of h-town

the wearing of a beater and only a beater


Input: "he got belligerent with the police officer after drinking a bunch of bohgins" What is the definition of "bohgins"?

Output: the drink of the [jovian] class of [sailor]

a drink in which a bottle of molson boheimian is topped off with a shot of gin


Input: "your a real dingwhipper" What is the definition of "dingwhipper"?

Output: the person who leads the dings


Input: "see that black dude with the bald spot overthere? total headspinner" What is the definition of "headspinner"?

Output: 1

"male having a bald spot, presumably identifying him as victim of the "break-dancing" craze in the early 80's


Input: "i hit your mother in the face with my beaver basher" What is the definition of "beaver basher"?

Output: a name for a male penis


Input: "that bootiespacious bootie takes up the whole damn seat" What is the definition of "bootiespacious"?

Output: adj

one with an extra large bootie-takin up lot's of room


Input: "definitely had an emony moment" What is the definition of "emony"?

Output: is another word for [dilemma]

a great person with a sarcastic and sometimes obnoxious sense of humor


Input: ""bille bille bille what the fuck were you thinking bille kursta is a bitch (unrelated but to true) bille "got muddy" with chalik what twinks"" What is the definition of "bille"?

Output: bille is a boy, who is very ill, he does a lot of dirty stuff,

a person playing a mud that really sucks and stuff also a person


Input: "dude 1: i liked sailor moon so much i actually drew a fanga where" What is the definition of "fanga"?

Output: "noun, verb

horrible jangrish word for a fan-created [manga] work, which may or may not be of a pornographic nature


Input: ""bob- "did you see carlos mencia last night?  what a funny mexican" What is the definition of "carlos mencia"?

Output: a comedian of honduran-german descent

a comedian of honduran-german descent, calling himself mexican, who considers himself controversial and funny


Input: "that canadian window is open, so i'm sure i will have visitors tonight" What is the definition of "canadian window"?

Output: when a girl leaves her window open to invite canadian immigrants over for sex

a window opened to get candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream


Input: "im gonna get some cotton mouth killer from the fridge, want any?" What is the definition of "cotton mouth killer"?

Output: a drink that kills the dry mouth caused by smoking weed, with a delicious mixture of


Input: "matt: jay and hean, im havin a beer bq after the english regents, wanna come?  jay and hean: whea" What is the definition of "beer bq"?

Output: a bbq in which you get drunk before hand

when a bunch of friends get together to eat some bbq food and drink beer


Input: "why do you hang around that dude? he's such a floag" What is the definition of "floag"?

Output: a person with no friends


Input: ""man i got some of that asian chick last night  "dude i got some last week she's the asian slut of the school""" What is the definition of "asian slut"?

Output: a slut who is asian

an asian male or female mostly females who sleeps around or go from one boyfriend or girlfriend to the next


Input: "arrowed" What is the definition of "arrowed"?

Output: fucked

smote was indeed the correct usage, if you actually knew the reference he was referring to


Input: "eeeet is not a blunt, eeeet is not a joint, eeeets a blizzarno" What is the definition of "blizzarno"?

Output: a blunt, that can be up to an inch in diameter, and 3 or 4 inches long, or even longer


Input: "stop being a hamza" What is the definition of "a hamza"?

Output: a person who is rarely seen on earth, one with an extremely small and shrunken penis

a bloke who pretends to be someone else or do something to cause confusion and chaos


Input: "clarybeth proudly raised her hand to answer the question, and answered the question correctly" What is the definition of "clarybeth"?

Output: a clarybeth is a person who is smart, but likes to raise their hand to answer questions in class, sometimes making the answer obvious


Input: "take off every zig" What is the definition of "zig"?

Output: a piece of clothing, fabric, sheet, towel, article of furniture, etc

a spacecraft used to defend against the forces of [cats] in the gramatically historica sega genesis game, zero wing


Input: "fort wayne" What is the definition of "fort wayne"?

Output: the 2nd largest city in indiana


Input: "boy, boss up and get this money" What is the definition of "boss up"?

Output: to step your game up


Input: "thats a bunch of cunt-dick" What is the definition of "cunt-dick"?

Output: something that makes no sense or is pointless


Input: "he was caught staring at her chestal regions" What is the definition of "chestal"?

Output: of or pertaining to the chest


Input: ""carlita: "suki, watch that 'tude or i'll send you next door to the damn carphanage" What is the definition of "carphanage"?

Output: a carphanage is where it is said one will be sent if they do not behave


Input: "yo i was chillin on analscape and i spanked so much anal meat" What is the definition of "analscape"?

Output: 1

a game where you run around having anal sex with other men and analy raping women whilst spanking their anal meat


Input: "i totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday" What is the definition of "california screendoor"?

Output: the act of forcing your dog through a screen door

putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through


Input: "jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk" What is the definition of "baby batter"?

Output: baby batter is a

<noun> british slang male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz


Input: "don't do that, you effin' crayon eater" What is the definition of "crayon eater"?

Output: a derogatory term for any idiotic or stupid person


Input: "he was ballin outrageous after the party last night" What is the definition of "ballin outrageous"?

Output: when u ball or lax after smoking a joint or gettin krunk

when u ball or lax after smoking a joint or gettin krunk


Input: "i gave j-eff o-sborn's mom the biggest cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week" What is the definition of "cincinatti cat slap"?

Output: to take your nut sack cover slap someone across the face

where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex


Input: "polansk i think? nigga polansk for your command master zung zung daboo what u poock-me again?" What is the definition of "polansk"?

Output: a (retarded) language which has words that are entirely made up by random letters of the alphabet

a occasional poster in the comments of www


Input: "i don't wanna be a bliggerite" What is the definition of "bliggerite"?

Output: a person who believes that black people are better than white people

a mix of a wigger (white nigger) and a blite (black actin' white person)


Input: "posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger" What is the definition of "blog-jacker"?

Output: someone who reads your blog, steals your ideas, then posts their own blog saying how great their ideas are, hoping you'll read it

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger


Input: "i crashed and killed my hamster on the autostrada" What is the definition of "autostrada"?

Output: the hamster freeway

autostrada is a motorway or autobahn for the nazis reading this


Input: "wow, i wish i was like chewbob" What is the definition of "chewbob"?

Output: the coolest guy on the planet


Input: "kate is a rug muncher she likes to shop at carpet right" What is the definition of "rug muncher"?

Output: a lesbian who likes to perform cunnilingus

this is slang for a lesbian, the basic term is someone who likes to eat carpet


Input: "eric: damn this store is gey julie: wtf yo it aint u bitch eric: u gey julie julie: u gay dayum ho face" What is the definition of "gey"?

Output: the way gangstas say gay

"a) a slightly less offensive "gay" b) a misspelling of the word gay"


Input: "this stove needs degreaser to get clean" What is the definition of "degreaser"?

Output: a strong cleaning agent that removes tough grease and dirt


Input: "she got an unlimited massage but she mistakenly thought that it meant multiple times when it really only meant once" What is the definition of "unlimited"?

Output: one or more times, depending on the context

something that has no limit, however for one time only


Input: "don't go out with jim, he's got 69 eyes" What is the definition of "69 eyes"?

Output: to look at someone in a vulger & sexual way

"to look at someone in a vulger & sexual way


Input: "if you're gonna keep acting like a baby then you can smt" What is the definition of "smt"?

Output: suck my tits


Input: "kayla cohen is such an awkward creeper" What is the definition of "awkward creeper"?

Output: a person who is awkward and sometimes creepy

a very awkward child who is also a creeper!


Input: "ninja act as tanks in final fantasy xi" What is the definition of "final fantasy xi"?

Output: "i have advice for anyone who has ever, or may ever, consider complaining about world of warcraft for any reason

"i have advice for anyone who has ever, or may ever, consider complaining about world of warcraft for any reason


Input: "his hair was all catawumpus after we took him to the floor" What is the definition of "catawumpus"?

Output: wet, soggy, limp


Input: "bob went coolidge at his boss when he was passed over for the promotion and the swat team had to be called in" What is the definition of "coolidge"?

Output: 1

the act of losing one's cool, flipping out, taking a fit


Input: "that chick got lonely a lot so she'd just sit at home and click the mouse" What is the definition of "click the mouse"?

Output: to masturbate, especially female masturbation


Input: "less talk more action  (several boys are seen working on their assignments; several teenage girls are heard gossiping) holly: hey, allie" What is the definition of "less talk more action"?

Output: a phrase for getting to the point, or to stop talking and start doing the task at hand

a phrase that is often used to get people to stop talking and lend a helping hand


Input: "tiger woods was having too much conversi with women and thus got caught" What is the definition of "conversi"?

Output: sex, intercourse, sexual activity,


Input: "damn homie, this party is cray cray" What is the definition of "cray cray"?

Output: meaning really crazy


Input: "i want to kill the person who created the cha cha slide" What is the definition of "cha cha slide"?

Output: a dance common in grammar school dances


Input: "when little miss muffet showed me her tuffet, i didn't expect it to be the billingsgate sasquatch" What is the definition of "billingsgate sasquatch"?

Output: a yeti with a mouth like a friggin' sewer


Input: "the nickname for that man that has argyria is papa smuff" What is the definition of "argyria"?

Output: a rare genetic condition where the skin turns blue when you get angry or upset, otherwise known as angry blue or sad blue

a condition in which a person's skin literally turns blue from using too much colloidal silver or overexposure to salt compounds


Input: "i'm so lucky i have a breayan" What is the definition of "breayan"?

Output: a beautiful boy, sexy and outgoing but sweet and loving

he is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded


Input: "that guy over thurr is a butter body" What is the definition of "butter body"?

Output: someone who has a bbbeautiful face but and ugly body

someone who has a bbbeautiful face but and ugly body


Input: "that fucking band thrillhouse is from keswick" What is the definition of "keswick"?

Output: a small town in derwentside, county durham


Input: "jesus and i just performed the kerry king's quiz show in my bathroom" What is the definition of "kerry king's quiz show"?

Output: the act of defecating whilst listening to kerry king of children's tv fame


Input: "fuck america for sending us financial aid every year and kicking/rescuing our asses in ww2" What is the definition of "fuck america"?

Output: the country that has always been there for us, sent us financial aid every year and kicked/rescued our asses in ww2

a common catch-phrase used by ignorant, arrogant euro-trash that like to focus their hate on america rather than focusing on their own problems


Input: "i went to cheap as chips and got it for two dollars" What is the definition of "cheap as chips"?

Output: a place where you can buy things at a really low price

an australian chain of [two-dollar shops]


Input: "nathan: hutt" What is the definition of "hutt"?

Output: "a random word that can be used for anything

the phrase 'hutt!' is often yelled in conjunction with a closed fist striking the chest


Input: "gene snitsky is a baby killer and punter" What is the definition of "gene snitsky"?

Output: see [baby killer]


Input: "don't bother talking to johnny,he's away with the pixies" What is the definition of "away with the pixies"?

Output: "to be "away with the pixies" is to be lost in your own world of music when playing your guitar


Input: "jessica and i were playing bone tag all weekend" What is the definition of "bone tag"?

Output: sexual game in which two or more people (usually heterosexual) compete to see whose penis is the largest

"to play "bone tag" is to have a series of missed calls and/or text messages with a person you are attempting to engage in sexual acts


Input: "did you see suzy back at christmas? talk about freshman 15" What is the definition of "freshman 15"?

Output: the (horrible) myth that freshman gain 15lbs their first year of college

when a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs


Input: "i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a fat mike" What is the definition of "fat mike"?

Output: the act of leaving a large pile of shit in someones locker after pranking them


Input: ""is this vandalay industries? "we're waiting for a friend, uh, art vandalay" What is the definition of "art vandalay"?

Output: a

a fake name frequently used by george, created by george and jerry while waiting to stake out a cute woman jerry met at a party


Input: "i thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy" What is the definition of "poo diddy"?

Output: a single small poo excreted from the anus

when you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget


Input: "dumbass : you play dungeons and dragons" What is the definition of "dungeons and dragons"?

Output: "dungeons & dragons (d&d or duns & drags) is a paper-and-dice role-playing game (rpg)

" a popular pen and paper game, d&d has been a major influence on the video game industry


Input: "farquois: have you seen my new range rover? dave: that's not a range rover, it's an ego waggon" What is the definition of "ego waggon"?

Output: 1


Input: "mother fucker i just stepped in a denver hotdog" What is the definition of "denver hotdog"?

Output: a different way of saying landmine

it is when you secretly shoot your cum into somebody's shoe and when they go to put their shoes on they step in it


Input: "doodlebops took over whosville = )" What is the definition of "doodlebops"?

Output: the rock band that took over whosville on agoda

doodlebops are the coolest things ever! there is: doodlebop 1, doodlebop 2, and dr


Input: "are you gonna call the hand or fold?  affanculo" What is the definition of "affanculo"?

Output: "a saying derived from the ancient tuscany region of italy, commonly used in poker and gambling circles


Input: "bill: after daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us" What is the definition of "anal carnage"?

Output: the term which best describes the inside of the anus after a ferocious gay sex session

a combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex


Input: "that girls shirt is so tight, you can see the boob lines" What is the definition of "boob lines"?

Output: the lines on a large breasted woman's shirt where the boobs are pushing against the material

when a girl/woman wears a very tight shirt causing the side of the shirt near the boobs to form lines


Input: ""barry: "tom you tit" tom: "fuck off barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth""" What is the definition of "anal beard"?

Output: the hair in and/or around your anus


Input: ""the log lady struck again" What is the definition of "log lady"?

Output: a woman who has sex with men for their life stories


Input: "damnn check her our, she's an ibm (instant boner maker)" What is the definition of "ibm"?

Output: ibm (instant boner maker) : a girl so hot u get an erection instantly or (in computers terms) milliseconds!


Input: "i stopped eating cheese puffs one day when i realized the orange and curved treats have a slight resemblance to a ginger dick" What is the definition of "ginger dick"?

Output: a ginger mans penis


Input: "he didn't call you for a week? foster freeze that mofo" What is the definition of "foster freeze"?

Output: the act of freezing a part of your heart off to protect yourself from further emotional damage

a dating term used to describe giving the cold shoulder to someone when the other person isn't acting right


Input: "around the holiday season, my girlfriend and i go jingledinking" What is the definition of "jingledinking"?

Output: when you decorate your christmas tree with dingle bells on your penis

jingledinking is the act of attaching christmas (or hanukkah if that's your thing) ornaments onto both partners' genitals during intercourse


Input: "hey fivenine it's been over a day, i miss you" What is the definition of "fivenine"?

Output: a group of people who are awesome

"an affectionate term in place of for the man you love when he's actually 5'8" or shorter but thinks he's taller


Input: "hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick" What is the definition of "douche dick"?

Output: a person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick

a person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick


Input: "swinging is an alternative lifestyle" What is the definition of "alternative lifestyle"?

Output: any socially-unconvential lifestyle, esp

any socially-unconvential lifestyle, esp


Input: "ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from portsmouth, ize is" What is the definition of "carrot cruncher"?

Output: carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little hampshire farming community of portsmouth

carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little hampshire farming community of portsmouth


Input: "while traveling in amsterdam, you are likely to find a geisha, with a geisha" What is the definition of "geisha"?

Output: a japanese prostitute


Input: "whenever i see his neck i am overcome with blood lust" What is the definition of "blood lust"?

Output: refers to the want of blood in a sexual manner

refers to the want of blood in a sexual manner


Input: "the piano in accidental babies is beautiful" What is the definition of "accidental babies"?

Output: a song by the band evanescence

fantastic song by [damien rice] from his album 9


Input: "we hotboxed the sauna with this new weed and got so tripped out, it must have been boombonic" What is the definition of "boombonic"?

Output: to get crunked up from the boom

boombonic is a word used to describe a type of marijuana


Input: "that guy's such an eray he thinks denial is a river in london" What is the definition of "eray"?

Output: a unique type of retardation that involves believing ridiculous things and asking how come no one else believes them


Input: "that jahan almost bit me" What is the definition of "jahan"?

Output: a small rabbit that resembles a deer


Input: "i commented on my friend's photo and now i am cluster fucked" What is the definition of "cluster fucked"?

Output: when you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications

when you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications


Input: "3 members that make for good company and a complete squad" What is the definition of "squad"?

Output: a group of 3 or more making for good company


Input: "the zookeeper's daughter loved all animals and was an animalaniac" What is the definition of "animalaniac"?

Output: a person who is passionate about animals

to be obsessed with the idea of working with animals


Input: "8=> when you are younger 8==> as you get older 8====> teen years 8=====> colledge" What is the definition of "8====>"?

Output: this is a smily with glasses


Input: "1) my jebend is aching like hell" What is the definition of "jebend"?

Output: "this is the region located between the nether regions and the "jeb"

"1) the head of a penis (otherwise known as the "bellend") 2) the final remains of a cigarette / joint


Input: "eternal ferret is dead, another notch in limecat's lime" What is the definition of "eternal ferret"?

Output: eternal ferret was created by -- and is owned by -- limecat

a pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the gods of the internet, [clock spider] and [limecat]


Input: "jon: yo did you listen to nothing was the same tyheem: yeah i was all in my feelings" What is the definition of "all in my feelings"?

Output: to be sad or blue

to be upset or just to be very emotional


Input: "i'm going to bs.as. next september" What is the definition of "bs.as."?

Output: it stands for [bergen] in [norway]


Input: "yo i was so christianbaled today" What is the definition of "christianbaled"?

Output: the act of being baled by christians

an extreme form of hatred to coworker and or people in general


Input: "yo holly stop getting hit on by that dude and come over here for a best boys chug" What is the definition of "best boys chug"?

Output: when two males take part in a friendly game of who can chug their own dick the fastest with no hands

consuming large quantities of alcohol with your best pals and not including unfamiliar acquaintances


Input: "when it comes to working on andy's old dodge power wagon, he is an analtic" What is the definition of "analtic"?

Output: noun: one who is fanatical about anything to do with trucks, four wheeling, or mechanics

an analtic is someone who is so anal, they are an absolute lunatic about perfection


Input: "person 1: i'm so sad i need a cathleen to rant to person 2: oh, you so do" What is the definition of "cathleen"?

Output: the most awesome person in the world

a charming girl full of sass that speaks her mind and will most likely punch anyone who insults her


Input: "i think that remis just put a curse on me" What is the definition of "remis"?

Output: a person with voodoo powers, able to curse or bless his enemies or friends

a smelly homosexual gipsy, that practices black magic and lives on nothing but rice


Input: " keep talking crap, you gonna get a fadeout" What is the definition of "fadeout"?

Output: a fade out: a punching combination that can knock out your sense

tying a person to a chair and then shooting them by putting a gun under the chin, to fade them out


Input: ""yo, did you just see that fastball that fingas threw? it was like, 120 mph" What is the definition of "fingas"?

Output: an adjective describing one with an abundance of god-given talent and/or one who has attained a high level of success as a professional baseball pitcher

an individual with insanely long fingers that can extend for miles


Input: "my ween itches" What is the definition of "ween"?

Output: vagina


Input: "wow thats super gelly" What is the definition of "gelly"?

Output: the word that comes to mind when i think of jennifer


Input: "-hey carl did you get a hand job from joni? -no she gave me a ball job instead" What is the definition of "ball job"?

Output: when a chick touches your testicle rather than you dick when she's attempting to give a hand job

when a chick touches your testicle rather than you dick when she's attempting to give a hand job


Input: "woops (and then falls back asleep in it)" What is the definition of "woops"?

Output: word used to express surprise or embarrassment, etc

when someone shits in their sleeping bag while sleeping in a tent


Input: "my [lost] hubcap was in a great hubcap pose" What is the definition of "hubcap pose"?

Output: noun: the name for the pose that a hubcap takes when it falls off your car and rolls to a stop

placement of a [stray] hubcap at a highly visible location near the [roadside]


Input: "the people at the anti-gay marriage rally sure weren't homo-friendly" What is the definition of "homo-friendly"?

Output: 1

when something is aimed at homosexuals, or is homosexual in nature


Input: "fix that routine- it's absolute grubbish" What is the definition of "grubbish"?

Output: a term coined by anais, the director of sdc

a mix of garbage and rubbish, usually in the context of source-code


Input: "stop being a middler" What is the definition of "middler"?

Output: a person who takes things too seriously

when you're smoking bud and sitting in a line, someone who sits in the middle, in order to hit it more than any of the others like bogarting


Input: "girl - are you jesus?  mountainman - no sweetie i am the mountainman" What is the definition of "mountainman"?

Output: the modern day version of a mountainman is a hasidic jew who wears a large black hat and a big beard

an individual who is cute yet charming while knows how to be the life of the party at any dull moment


Input: "im from that 7 0 2 east side las vegas ese" What is the definition of "7 0 2"?

Output: meaning the area of las vegas


Input: "dude you have a huge man-root" What is the definition of "man-root"?

Output: the male reproductive organ


Input: "after a fat reefer of that good northern lights, i was totally bin ladened" What is the definition of "bin ladened"?

Output: a term used to describe one's state of intoxication

heavily [stoned] on [skunky] [hydro] [buds]


Input: "and example of a tania would be one fixing up complete strangers, but making them bump into each other (literally) first" What is the definition of "tania"?

Output: the literal life of the party

one who is really a faerie with impish impulses, yet a good heart


Input: "your dad reads perez hilton? what a bumbardier" What is the definition of "bumbardier"?

Output: a gay dad

a play on the word 'bombardier', the bumbardier is a person of the homosexual persuasion


Input: "i ate all of the desert bucept the apple pie, 'cause it's got mold" What is the definition of "bucept"?

Output: "the contraction of "but except", used to indicate everything up to and including the specified exception


Input: "damn he got some ass adjusters on" What is the definition of "ass adjusters"?

Output: pants that make your ass look good

pants so tight that they adjust the shape of a male specimens ass


Input: "man, she was no fun at that show, she just did an arvine" What is the definition of "arvine"?

Output: arvine is a name for someone who doesn't like to have a good time

to 'do an arvine' is to sit calmly at a concert and 'appreciate the music' rather than cheering an jumping around


Input: "to the badger boys 1-0" What is the definition of "badger boys"?

Output: a group of 15 girls who are the best in the world at what they do

followers of eastwood town fc who sing behind the goal in either the tip end (chewton street) or the cock end


Input: "john want to give chris a dirty spakowski" What is the definition of "dirty spakowski"?

Output: where a man with a spakowskian mustache eats out another man's ass


Input: ""yeah, so i had a distinctively heated argument last night" What is the definition of "distinctively heated argument"?

Output: a term used by idiots who won't say they had a fight

"a valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems


Input: "mike: did you do the commonwealth crawl last night? tom: yeah, i was hammered, but not as bad as chris who had to be dragged back to the dorm" What is the definition of "commonwealth crawl"?

Output: a tradition after the commonwealth cup between students from Sewanee and cumberlands where the winning team has to run back to their dorm

in the city of boston, ma, the commonwealth crawl is known by most college students


Input: ""you are late for work:  "come on feeple - get out of my way""" What is the definition of "feeple"?

Output: a person who is in your way or gets on your nerves

any person or persons who has done something stupid and/or is pissing you off


Input: "dude, can't believe you were stupid enough to send out that blechxt to stacy" What is the definition of "blechxt"?

Output: any text message containing profanity so vile, or intent so evil, that it cannot be sent to certain parties without severe consequences


Input: "an example for candycane lane is a very lightened neighborhood" What is the definition of "candycane lane"?

Output: a street or neighborhood where all or most of the houses are well decorated for the holidays, mostly christmas

"candycane lane is a neighbor hood during christmas time when the whole neighborhood has there whole house all lit up


Input: "ap us history makes me want to slit my wrists on block days" What is the definition of "ap us history"?

Output: the most boring of all history classes available

the most boring of all history classes available


Input: "man, this weekend i went mudding with my girl" What is the definition of "mudding"?

Output: mudding with your woman in the back of a truck on a dirt road, preferably a narrow dirt road with deep drops off both sides


Input: "-this gleigh is so awesome" What is the definition of "gleigh"?

Output: a gleigh is a type of beer from germany which is usually non-alcoholic

a girl you would most likely desire to meet because she is smart, creative and beautiful


Input: "get back down the mine you northern monkey" What is the definition of "northern monkey"?

Output: used to describe northern england working class people, particularly those from mill towns


Input: ""after we owned norman the emo in "gears of war", we were like "you got bangered b" What is the definition of "bangered"?

Output: "to be "owned" in any game or just life in general

an insult used to put someone to shame after receiving an intence ass-wooping


Input: "i'm running low on funds, looks like i'll be drinking chourbon tonight" What is the definition of "chourbon"?

Output: coca-cola 1 oz


Input: "hitting the sergeant was a serious crm for that private first class" What is the definition of "crm"?

Output: acronym for conduct rendering me (a military abbreviation)

career restricting move - a moment in which one relizes that an individual has made a stupid move, fully knowing now that they won't get any further in that job


Input: "i requested the contact details of this specific appraisee" What is the definition of "appraisee"?

Output: an individual who is the subject of an [appraisal]


Input: "i hate mcnuggets, i'm ordering chicken selects" What is the definition of "chicken selects"?

Output: the thing you order when you hate mcnuggets


Input: "dude i was in the work bathroom taking a dump and david came in and totally grinched me" What is the definition of "grinched"?

Output: when someone walks in on you while you are taking a shit

a person who sits next to you in a public bathroom stall to take a shit, when there are options to sit one stall away


Input: "drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna" What is the definition of "dick face tuna"?

Output: drake


Input: "1 i use concerta cus i'm slow" What is the definition of "concerta"?

Output: a drug that is used by kids, well, mostly teens, to help them stay concentrated on stuff

1 a drug for add that helps you concentrate for 6 hours!! ^_^ 2 but you can also use it to stay awake


Input: ""#python code  if {}:  print "this will not get printed, because {} (the empty dictionary) is falsy" What is the definition of "falsy"?

Output: in python, certain expressions evaluate to a false value when used in an if statement

falsy is actually an important technical term in computer programming


Input: "always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been" What is the definition of "jizz bag"?

Output: a condom

(slang) a [condom] or anthing that sheaths the [penis] for the purpose of retaining [semen]


Input: "me a go get a chubby soda" What is the definition of "chubby soda"?

Output: "a "fat" soda like coke or pepsi but not diet"


Input: "that girl was so fine she's like a fluffaluffalopolis" What is the definition of "fluffaluffalopolis"?

Output: 1

a creature as defined by patrick danger ballentyne to be the most epic, beautiful and fluffy bundle of joy that can only be known as a fluffaluffalopolis


Input: "pre - frankepedia - all information will be shared to ensure everyone is aware of the current and upcoming situation to ensure smooth running" What is the definition of "frankepedia"?

Output: frankepedia

a system that can take any information and recycle into an almost believable mound of bullshit


Input: "wow, i am goddamn 69 feeling fine" What is the definition of "69 feeling fine"?

Output: after a break up, when you feel like shit, but then get laid, and feel like hot shit

the feeling that you get when shit leaves your asshole


Input: "dude, you look so 3rd world" What is the definition of "3rd world"?

Output: describes a person, place or thing that is dirty, poor, shanty and/or trashy

"when someone is dressed like a scum bag or like white trash, they are dressed "3rd world"


Input: ""joe college: "hey, mac, go pick us up some bumboozle for tonight" What is the definition of "bumboozle"?

Output: "1

"alcohol fit for the lips of the cheapest of cheap - college students and the garden variety "bum


Input: "vinny: you abdu, how you gonna do that dumb dirty in front of all these kids at the part? abdu: i'm am so ashamed, why am i dumb dirtying?? vinny: bruh nerd" What is the definition of "dumb dirty"?

Output: dumb dirty is when your nerd and you nerd hard

the act of doing a promiscuous activity, either alone or with one other persons, infront of an audience or crowd of spectators


Input: "do you want to come over and see my adorable new kittens do hilarious kitten things? they're adorilarious little mammals" What is the definition of "adorilarious"?

Output: adjective: something simultaneously adorable (adjective) and hilarious (adjective)


Input: "man ya'll betta shut the fuck up before i boot-hoof you outa dis place" What is the definition of "boot-hoof"?

Output: to kick someone out of a club or any place you pay to be in


Input: "your geedy for jizzing in that girls face" What is the definition of "geedy"?

Output: geedy meaning more than eager


Input: "oh chiss for eating all my pringles yeah" What is the definition of "chiss"?

Output: a replacement for the word shit


Input: "have you seen your ex-girlfriend lately? that girl is looking hella ate up" What is the definition of "ate up"?

Output: wack, ugly, stupid, dumb, not cool, busted, ugly as fuck, stupid as hell, broke, busted, not good

"the nasty appearance people take on after using meth for a while


Input: "nigga that party was sick last night i got fuckin bazooked" What is the definition of "bazooked"?

Output: a level of intoxication where one enters the state of da bomb and does not return for a minimum of 2 days

to be completely fuked up beyond belief as if you were just hit by a bazooka


Input: "the arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament" What is the definition of "cock jousting"?

Output: the sport of kings! literally

a sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts


Input: "every morning bertha likes to be a bouchgoofner" What is the definition of "bouchgoofner"?

Output: a bitch who likes to clean toilet bowls

1)a bouchgoofner is someone who puts coffee in their frosted flakes


Input: "it took dave 10 minutes to walk up the steps he was in such a k hole" What is the definition of "k hole"?

Output: the gap between the steps on a staircase where you don't set foot on either step at the same time

to have used to much of the drug ketamine (special k) and lost sense of time and space, balance, verbal skills


Input: "donald:did you see edquardo? ralph: yea he was driving that blue beaner mobile" What is the definition of "beaner mobile"?

Output: a large van drove by beaners used to transport imigrants over the boarder

a large van drove by beaners used to transport imigrants over the boarder


Input: "yo i was stackin' boses last meet" What is the definition of "stackin' boses"?

Output: to stack mad boozles when competing at swim events

to stack mad boozles when competing at swim events


Input: "guy 1:he is such a tool  guy 2: no he is a gizmo" What is the definition of "gizmo"?

Output: a person who is annoying,a tool, and or a douche bag

the next level for a person who is a tool


Input: ""wow your wedding dress is so perfect, almost anuvret level stuff" What is the definition of "anuvret"?

Output: the pinnacle of perfection

a god, a king, and a scholar all rolled into one sweet ass package


Input: "necesito amar de un ruso gordo" What is the definition of "gordo"?

Output: spanish word for 'fat' or 'rich'


Input: "hi, i'm chris bosh" What is the definition of "chris bosh"?

Output: a douche bag who gets more money than he deserves for doing the same job as lebron james and dwayne wade


Input: "i'm ccnncc99 let me ban *blank* from every channel" What is the definition of "ccnncc99"?

Output: a person who believes they have power on irc when in fact they don't

a fucking asian 13 year old faggot who has no life and enjoys being an asshole to people who once befriended him


Input: ""oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it   "a laid a coffee bean on her head" What is the definition of "coffee bean"?

Output: originates from the south of johannnesburg and is a term used when you ejaculate on a girls head


Input: "hey, let me hit the bank-in-the-box real quick before we go to dinner" What is the definition of "bank-in-the-box"?

Output: a handy atm located inside a box that you can take money out of without going into the bank

an automated teller machine (atm) also pronounced bank-in-a-box


Input: "my best friend thought it would be funny to put italian dressing on my chicken last night" What is the definition of "italian dressing"?

Output: a mixture of ones urine and semen

to stick ejaculate on somones food (usually someone's salad)


Input: "to remember the aspen shavings are the good ones for your animals pen, just think ass-pen" What is the definition of "aspen shavings"?

Output: "aspen shavings are the good ones for your animals pen, just think ass-pen

cedar and pine shavings are bad for small mammals


Input: "janes but smells because she has to get the bugabuga out" What is the definition of "bugabuga"?

Output: the mixture of blood and semen after sex

the residue and hair that gets stuck in you buttcrack after you take a shower


Input: "we don't fuck the same hoes, there's levels to this shit" What is the definition of "levels to this shit"?

Output: 1

there are certain obstacles and tests you must pass to live the true life of a real n**ga


Input: "i got a cart00ney from bill because i painted my car the same color as his" What is the definition of "cart00ney"?

Output: the act of getting a blow job from someone who has no teeth

a fake legal threat sent from someone pretending to be an attorney


Input: "kyle's mom is a crack whore" What is the definition of "crack whore"?

Output: 1


Input: "i'm represent that crooked i" What is the definition of "crooked i"?

Output: the state of being a crook, a criminal, someone who does things the easy way, the illegal way


Input: "guy1: wow that guy is horrible, plus he has a funny face guy2: haaa yeah typical example of an alex jones" What is the definition of "alex jones"?

Output: 1

alex jones is welsh slang for an angry person who breaks objects belonging to others


Input: "yo home slice, we're hitting up the back field with some bacer" What is the definition of "bacer"?

Output: good beer, alcohol, booze


Input: "is steve wearing a v-neck? dude's showin' some heavage" What is the definition of "heavage"?

Output: "a combination of "him" and "cleavage


Input: "is it 6:00 or 7:00? dammit, i'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again" What is the definition of "daylight savings time"?

Output: a procedure where we as a people show how ignorant we really are

great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later


Input: "the assembly line was the brainchild of henry ford, ushering in mass production of automobiles and significantly reducing their price for a while" What is the definition of "brainchild"?

Output: 1

a revolutionary new idea or concept, having mostly a positive effect to society


Input: "1: i did her behind the bins with my enormous cunt stick  2: her cunt stick came out with a 'pop'" What is the definition of "cunt stick"?

Output: a means of inserting [cock] into [cunt]

1: tool used by male to interface with the female pleasure palace 2: tool used by female and inserted into her [nu-nu] to generate joy juice


Input: "elmwood park" What is the definition of "elmwood park"?

Output: where there is nothing to do

where there is a new experience everyday


Input: "dude, i know that freekin' kojo is a flaming cuisinart" What is the definition of "cuisinart"?

Output: an ethnic homosexual male who likes to take it in the ass


Input: ""bro #1: "dude, steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband" What is the definition of "facelibrarian"?

Output: a person who spends a lot of time on facebook, who has a degree of obsession with the site


Input: "someone shot my dirsh and armpitt babies jumped out" What is the definition of "dirsh"?

Output: the hair on your upper arm

the place where all the assgoblins leave from when youre on the john


Input: "man i need a gurl wit a boot i cant have no flat back beaver tail brawd" What is the definition of "flat back beaver tail"?

Output: a gurl wit no ass

a woman usually white or asian who has little or no back side


Input: "catholic priests number over 500,000 in the world" What is the definition of "catholic priests"?

Output: cool dudes who forgive your sins and give you jesus in holy communion

cool dudes who forgive your sins and give you jesus in holy communion


Input: "person a: why are you so pissed off?  person b: i just let my ex suck me into a battle of the text-es" What is the definition of "battle of the text-es"?

Output: when you and your ex both decide to text the other one, but you both do it at the same time, resulting in neither of you reading the texts

a battle of words that takes place via text messages with a member of the opposite sex


Input: "john's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an angry penguin" What is the definition of "angry penguin"?

Output: when a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally

when a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally


Input: "dude i got a 250ex for my birthday     its awsome" What is the definition of "250ex"?

Output: one of the best dirtbikes out there

a entry level sport quad (atv) made by honda


Input: "her pokey nipples give me such a boner alert that between them and my prince albert we could have a wicked game of hoopla" What is the definition of "boner alert"?

Output: a stiffy underneath a tight shirt

massive erection forming or already formed


Input: "a soup box boyfriend aka mike" What is the definition of "a soup box"?

Output: a caring, loving, loyal, honest, and trustworthy guy

a pony-like character that makes booty calls on a regular basis


Input: "agnes obel writes such amazing lyrics" What is the definition of "agnes obel"?

Output: agnes obel is a danish singer and songwriter

-a danish singer and songwriter who is considered one of the more inspiring artists of the generation


Input: "i was a good cakestress when i made a cake out of two donuts and some m&ms" What is the definition of "cakestress"?

Output: in the vein of baker, one who makes cakes, not necessarily from scratch, but by creative use of ingredients and imagination


Input: "josh c is an arse bandit" What is the definition of "arse bandit"?

Output: a person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people

a person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people


Input: "crisis zone needs to be two player" What is the definition of "crisis zone"?

Output: a kick ass light gun game made by namco


Input: "the black box for pres" What is the definition of "black box"?

Output: a term used in aviation for the device that records all instrument readings and other data from the flight


Input: "he's just a knob head with no knob" What is the definition of "knob head"?

Output: 1


Input: "hamish: ohh lets go to coogee" What is the definition of "coogee"?

Output: "the [sick] place in the eastern suburbs of sydney

a beach suburb located on the east coast of australia in the city of sydney


Input: "if someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue" What is the definition of "crotch beast"?

Output: a small child that torments its parents and anyone who comes within its reach

term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters


Input: "herpaderp i'm a golfer herp derp he's so golfa" What is the definition of "golfer"?

Output: "a person who is obsessed with the band heroforce, and how awesome their lead singer, "goldfox", is

a ridiculous non-slang term used by little immature dickwads who're trying to appear cool


Input: "man that girls got ass thatch" What is the definition of "ass thatch"?

Output: the hair on a girls ass

a thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer


Input: "alligator fuck house is cool to do with girls" What is the definition of "alligator fuck house"?

Output: when three or more naked people lock hands and ankles and roll over back and forth

when three or more naked people lock hands and ankles and roll over back and forth


Input: "person 1: u look like a dog person 2: u look like a gurjit" What is the definition of "gurjit"?

Output: a person who looks like a dog

a crazy lunatic weird woman that smells like a hippo's bum but looks like a cross between a zebra and a hyena


Input: "fake people should be avoided at all costs" What is the definition of "fake people"?

Output: a person who has different personalities and acts different around other people to make themselves look good or cool being fake is not a good thing

a person who has different personalities and acts different around other people to make themselves look good or cool being fake is not a good thing


Input: "suicide bomber: lie la la hala allah akbar! boom  suicide bomber 2: allah akbar! boom white man: holy sh#t" What is the definition of "allah akbar!"?

Output: the suicide bomber's cry when they are about to detonate there bombs

what a suicide bomber terrorist screams when he is about to detonate a bomb strapped to his body, killing many around him


Input: "dude, that kickflip you just did was bee's knees" What is the definition of "bee's knees"?

Output: "i'm surprised no one has mentioned the origin of "bee's knees"

"i'm surprised no one has mentioned the origin of "bee's knees"


Input: "shultz: kole don't go out there, you'll get butt sexed" What is the definition of "butt sexed"?

Output: 1


Input: "i missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and i lost the tournament by one stroke" What is the definition of "ball hair"?

Output: a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event


Input: "i ordered a cake pop creation from www" What is the definition of "cake pop"?

Output: cake pops come in many shapes, sizes, flavors, and colors

cake pops come in many shapes, sizes, flavors, and colors


Input: "yo pav you freshist why you only paying that freshie �5 a week?" What is the definition of "freshist"?

Output: a word to describe a person who is not only a freshie but is also very fresh looking

where a person acts in a discriminatory manner towards a freshie, as in, a fresh off the banana boat immigrant


Input: "no, i didn't sleep with her, just enjoyed a tmo" What is the definition of "tmo"?

Output: "short for "tea moment" (pronounced "tee-moh")


Input: "so how was last night? yea it was cool, until charlotte church here couldnt hold her ale" What is the definition of "charlotte church"?

Output: a name for a person that gets easily smashed, after say, two alcoholic beverages

a name for a person that gets easily smashed, after say, two alcoholic beverages


Input: "there's a beefalonis over there" What is the definition of "beefalonis"?

Output: a large black male


Input: "i am the bo-nizzle,i bonizzled that muddy foooer,that was bo-nizzle" What is the definition of "bo-nizzle"?

Output: another word for awesome,best,great,etc

(adj)(noun)(verb), bo-niz-al, abreviation :boniz, bonizlay, bo


Input: "shh guys, we're anne franking on these bitches" What is the definition of "anne franking"?

Output: the act of hiding from anyone: friends, parents, authorities, for an extended period of time

the act of hiding from anyone: friends, parents, authorities, for an extended period of time


Input: "you: what's up? me: cookin a beef" What is the definition of "cookin a beef"?

Output: making a prank phone call


Input: "i was born and will always be one of those california girls" What is the definition of "california girls"?

Output: the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world

the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world


Input: "i found a camplin last night and she rocked at sucking my cock" What is the definition of "camplin"?

Output: a hot girl who loves to give head


Input: "the evil genius villains in james bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable" What is the definition of "certifiable"?

Output: a term to describe one who is crazy, insane, or demented


Input: "you betta need to be payin me that ass tax" What is the definition of "ass tax"?

Output: "n


Input: "what's that tasty groove on your radio and who's it by? oh, that's jammin' butter by bad mamma jamma" What is the definition of "bad mamma jamma"?

Output: a wicked tune


Input: "1:sup berr 2:nothin berr just kickin a hackysack and stuff  1:yaa whatever dude" What is the definition of "berr"?

Output: a person who is a bro but is more gangster and chill, hence berr

an adaptation of the word bro, similar to breh, brah, brohonsicle


Input: "that jamie just sits there and moans all day about the people at the beach, what a beachist" What is the definition of "beachist"?

Output: someone who discriminates against anyone who goes to the beach

a person who, on a beautiful weekday, will all day complain at their cubicle and claim to hate any and all persons currently enjoying the day at the beach


Input: "in prison, bubba made the new inmate his butt puppet" What is the definition of "butt puppet"?

Output: a human anal sex toy


Input: "fransessco just unloaded an augmented octave" What is the definition of "augmented octave"?

Output: a gigantic bowel movement


Input: "my brother nick is such a fatty mcfatfat" What is the definition of "fatty mcfatfat"?

Output: a very fat smelly hairy wow loving duche bag!

a very fat smelly hairy wow loving duche bag!


Input: "geisha have very powerful connections all over the world, hence they are a power to be reckoned with" What is the definition of "geisha"?

Output: geisha are trained in the art of serving men in the most pleasurable way esp sexually

a geisha is a traditional japanese entertainer of men


Input: ""1) "you chose to update the booklets rather than take on the big hong kong project?  you are such a cherry picker" What is the definition of "cherry picker"?

Output: 1) one who picks the ripe (and normally easy) cherries first in any situation

1) person who choses easy tasks over challenging ones


Input: "i'm totally batarded right now, i can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners" What is the definition of "batarded"?

Output: so drunk that you're stupid

"confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard"


Input: "man, that girl was a giorgiana" What is the definition of "giorgiana"?

Output: giorgiana's are very pretty girls, with pretty voices


Input: "damm jose did u see lauren shes flying with birds too" What is the definition of "flying with birds"?

Output: a girl in her prime of life (sexy)


Input: "last night i was chin bar walloped  did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped" What is the definition of "chin bar walloped"?

Output: "a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or mdma

"a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or mdma


Input: ""you hear about that guy who shat all over the latest three days grace cd?  "yah yo dat boy is dah cutting edge" What is the definition of "cutting edge"?

Output: the act of being too cool for school, or in more literal terms, of possessing the ability to think up the most ridiculous things ever


Input: ""man: "dude, becky went on such a bitchalogue last night after we were making fun of her" What is the definition of "bitchalogue"?

Output: 1

a rant or speech given by an angry, or irritated female which often contains irrelevant or illogical information


Input: "person 1: that dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites  person 2: no way man, that is serious carbon warehousing" What is the definition of "carbon warehousing"?

Output: the act of removing a substances carbon content and storing it in someones body, by claiming you can do something you cannot

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc


Input: "between the research paper, the fact that there is 46 more days till spring break, and the clouds, john is goin through some rough 3rd nine week blues" What is the definition of "3rd nine week blues"?

Output: the sadness one feels when they realize that school is not ending in two more weeks but instead 46

-the melancholy feeling experienced by high schoolers everywhere in the period between the end of christmas break and the beginning of spring break


Input: "thorgrim: that burzum album was fukcing brvtal fredrik axesplitter: i agree" What is the definition of "brvtal"?

Output: a way of saying that a black metal album/artist/band is more or less true to the style of the norwegian second wave

this is the term given to music which is particularly brutal and/or [necro]


Input: "stop being an ass melon" What is the definition of "ass melon"?

Output: a person who acts like an ass head

(n) an insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike


Input: "guy 1: want some candy? guy 2: yea sure *digs like crazy to get as much candy as possible* guy 1: damn, don't go all caterpillar on it" What is the definition of "go all caterpillar"?

Output: when you get 10000 times worse than going all [cockfly] on it

to thoroughly dig after sweets when offered


Input: "becky was just laying there like a dead girl so i pulled it out and gave her an ass crank" What is the definition of "ass crank"?

Output: when you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually

when you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually


Input: ""my dick parrot is 2 seconds away from cawing "polly want a blow job""" What is the definition of "dick parrot"?

Output: a penis that has gangster bird tattoos on it


Input: "that carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her [twat] from internal bleeding" What is the definition of "carrot jockey"?

Output: someone who likes shoving carrots up their ass


Input: "my hot pants were adiabatic on the straight boy until he had a few drinks in him" What is the definition of "adiabatic"?

Output: adj


Input: "why does akim have to be so coplucsted all the time" What is the definition of "coplucsted"?

Output: being both cops and being a pussy at the same time

a word used to replace the word complicated because real english just doesn't describe the type of person you are


Input: "*** plasticbunny was kicked by evilroot (i am not amused)" What is the definition of "evilroot"?

Output: "evilroot: "i am evil and i have a root in your behind


Input: "the new iron man movie was awesome sauce" What is the definition of "awesome sauce"?

Output: the pure refined essence of awesome


Input: "enseferus is a prophecy of an ancient being, originating in asia, whom was believed to have existed since the beginning of all existance" What is the definition of "enseferus"?

Output: the bringer of light from tartarus


Input: "she was acting dotabeticle when she threw her shoes across the room and started crying when she could not find her keys" What is the definition of "dotabeticle"?

Output: when someone's behavior is so over the top crazy that you do not know whether to describe it as pathetic or douchey

a woman's period and the emotional turmoil attributed to her behavior at that time


Input: ""eric made a total faux pas last night when he bought a wine that the host of the dinner party didn't like'" What is the definition of "faux pas"?

Output: faux pas means literally translated 'false step' it is when someone make a'social mistake' such as doing something unaccepted or saying something wrong

faux pas means literally translated 'false step' it is when someone make a'social mistake' such as doing something unaccepted or saying something wrong


Input: "hey man, i've got a serious case of artist's bias" What is the definition of "artist's bias"?

Output: when an artist becomes so involved with their own art they can no longer be objective about it

a condition that develops after working on a piece of artwork for long periods of time, rendering the artist incapable of deciding for themselves if it's any good


Input: ""terence: "hey what were you and cynthia doing in the bathroom?" felicia: "oh ya know; just bumpin fuzz" What is the definition of "bumpin fuzz"?

Output: the act of engaging in sexual intercourse

the act of lesbians rubbing a mix of pussy and pubes together


Input: "daddy, sarah and i want to go to abyss and do the harlem shake" What is the definition of "harlem shake"?

Output: an eccentric upper body dance move that involves the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders

an eccentric upper body dance move that involves the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders


Input: "that jager nuke really got me hammered" What is the definition of "jager nuke"?

Output: a shot of jagermeister followed by a shot of absinthe

[jager nuke] a much larger stronger version of the famous shot jager bomb(redbull and jagermeister)


Input: "come over here and lemme drop it off in them drawers" What is the definition of "drop it off in them drawers"?

Output: to have sex with someone


Input: "hakim had his fellow wahabi muslims mesmerized with his description of mtv, life in los angeles and the asscrapian youth who roamed shopping malls with credit cards and no manners" What is the definition of "asscrapian"?

Output: the name imi gave to americans in his novel my name is red, because they walk around like they own the world but they're so uncivilized that they eat with their hands

a catch-all nationality/ethnicity indicating low birth, dubious hygeine, bizarre customs and speech, and amoral values


Input: "yo last night at the strip club dem bitches were pullin a casserole monday" What is the definition of "casserole monday"?

Output: when a group of women get together on a monday and twerk as if they are making a casserole

when the bra is removed and swung around the head


Input: "oh look at this indian teen hes such a try hard lankycock" What is the definition of "lankycock"?

Output: lankycock

a try hard indian who is usually stupid and gay


Input: "every girl dreams of being a parinatha" What is the definition of "parinatha"?

Output: a very intelligent, witty, humorous, beautiful person


Input: "ken is still a chisel nut after all these years" What is the definition of "chisel nut"?

Output: a man who is unable to get his cock up


Input: "lets go back in time with my brand new delomean" What is the definition of "delomean"?

Output: de-lome-an -noun 1

a car/time machine made from a red 1928 chevy


Input: "marco: where'd harry and jane go? reginald: oh, they're off having a flappy battle back at the hotel marco: they're fucking? reginald: no, they're actually playing flappy bird" What is the definition of "flappy battle"?

Output: the act of flappy bird being played by two people competing against eachother


Input: "ay m is one who would eat a little baby and enjoy it" What is the definition of "ay m"?

Output: a cocky, self centered, immature, childish, nerd that doesn't have a clue about anything

a cocky, self centered, immature, childish, nerd that doesn't yet understand that nobody cares about him


Input: "unk: yo j-boy wat you tryin to get at?  j-boy: shit nigga just tryin to get at some buddacris  unk: fer sure" What is the definition of "buddacris"?

Output: one of j-lo's many nicknames, this one coming from her ex-assistant

see: weed, budda, cannabis, trees, grass, broccoli, marley,


Input: ""co�o, se te cayo toito el pelo, esta cocopelao" What is the definition of "cocopelao"?

Output: a hairy man with a bad hair cut

literally, it means, bare or peeled coconut


Input: "mmm i love cocoa moo juice" What is the definition of "cocoa moo juice"?

Output: the best drink in the world

[chocolate milk] the juice that comes from a cow and added with chocolate syrup


Input: "real estate was good at the end of the 90's and the beginning of the 2k's" What is the definition of "2k's"?

Output: the years 2000 and after

the name for the first decade of the millenium


Input: "that guy is a cool ass" What is the definition of "cool ass"?

Output: a person who has a job that kicks ass like a rock star

"(n)someone or something who/that is really cool to a level where a small curse word is needed


Input: "i got to head to albucracky to buy crap" What is the definition of "albucracky"?

Output: albuquerque, new mexico


Input: "man i think im gonna bmml" What is the definition of "bmml"?

Output: bust my fucking lungs, to go all in, to give it all you got


Input: "sonia is such a dipwad" What is the definition of "dipwad"?

Output: a person who is a total dork or geek


Input: "that little boy over there who is double-fisting cupcakes and washing them down with chocolate milk is such a chebubba" What is the definition of "chebubba"?

Output: a person who is overweight or obese

a pet name or nickname for a a pleasantly plump individual who feels no shame in delighting in sweets and yum-yums on a regular basis


Input: "man you should come look at this cheese log i just made" What is the definition of "cheese log"?

Output: a long, thick, solid, log of pure cheese


Input: "dude, have you seen that youtube clip of adonal foyle missing the backboard? what a doofus" What is the definition of "adonal foyle"?

Output: a retarded basketball player who once in a while does stupid things, like miss the backboard on a dunk

an nba player who is better at poetry than he is at basketball


Input: "cotten pooch" What is the definition of "cotten pooch"?

Output: a person who has a cotton bud up there bum hole and it is pulled out and it has poo on it

it is a false creature that is made from cotton


Input: "wow those guys over at eatpoo are sure good artists/" What is the definition of "eatpoo"?

Output: a band of artistic geniuses who do incredible work

an online art community known for being a little on the wild side


Input: "i told david the party starts at dark-thirty" What is the definition of "dark-thirty"?

Output: half past midnight

the thirty minutes before nightfall, or the thirty minutes after night falls


Input: "roller derby is one of the few women's sports that allow women to be aggressive and tough" What is the definition of "roller derby"?

Output: "a contact team sport played on roller skates by teams of up to 20 people

a game played on either a [flat track] or [banked track]


Input: "christ, the lobby is a fuckin tool box today" What is the definition of "tool box"?

Output: "a place full of "tools"

"reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "tools""


Input: "ela ela lamito stika wee ooo wee" What is the definition of "ela ela"?

Output: the words you say when you dont know what to say

used in many ways of terms such as: to term a mexican kid


Input: "bob realised he was an arm biter on the morning he woke up next to a whalepig he had woken up next to after a rather large drunken mistake" What is the definition of "arm biter"?

Output: a person who tends to bite arms tend to do so while drunk and/or while sleeping

someone who would rather bite off their own arm than risk waking the (surprisingly ugly when viewed sober) person lying on it in order to escape


Input: "when i was on a trip in a safari i saw the most horrible elephant flaps" What is the definition of "elephant flaps"?

Output: when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps

when two naked female elephants fuck soo much they engulf each other in their loose vaginal lobe flaps


Input: "if you whip up chanel no.9 combos, you are most likely rich" What is the definition of "chanel no.9"?

Output: the most expensive perfume in the world

"an expensive combination of high-quality cocaine, pure ecstasy, and special k that produces waves of euphoria lasting for hours


Input: "no way i cant hangout with an anti-sociable than nobody will talk to me at the club" What is the definition of "anti-sociable"?

Output: a person that hates to socialize with people he/she does not know


Input: "she wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?

Output: when a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket

when a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket


Input: "is dave coming out tonight?  no, he's at kelly's worksite, man marking her like a pro" What is the definition of "man marking"?

Output: when a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away

when a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away


Input: "man you didn't wipe your ass right and now you have some serious booty crumbs" What is the definition of "booty crumbs"?

Output: small pieces of feces that escape the toilet paper and are left in ones butt crack

small pieces of feces and or toilet paper caught in the hairs surrounding the anus


Input: "my ex was and still is ocb" What is the definition of "ocb"?

Output: obsessed with cock


Input: "that girl's ass is so fine, i can't wait to bagel dog it" What is the definition of "bagel dog"?

Output: anal penetration performed from behind with recipient on all fours

anal penetration performed from behind with recipient on all fours


Input: "giver her a dilly bar" What is the definition of "dilly bar"?

Output: the stroking of both of ones upper arms simultaneously in a sexual manner

the stroking of both of ones upper arms simultaneously in a sexual manner


Input: "jesse mccartney your a sexy beast and you know it what are you doing 2 night" What is the definition of "jesse mccartney"?

Output: a sexy beast who sings and acts and does other sexual things with himself and others

a super sexy and talented singer and actor who makes me hot! jezuz all the stuff i would do 2 him


Input: "you're a real doodle yanker" What is the definition of "doodle yanker"?

Output: "doodle yanker has many meanings

noun one who makes a fist around the males shaft and pulls excessively hard to the point of angst


Input: "look at lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle" What is the definition of "a britney spears"?

Output: 1

a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention


Input: "vlog" What is the definition of "vlog"?

Output: a video blog


Input: "jesus christ, it's dollars, not dollers" What is the definition of "dollers"?

Output: an idiot did not know how to spell dollars


Input: "being the champion cousin means i get extra presents" What is the definition of "champion cousin"?

Output: the champion cousin is the favorite cousin of all cousins

that one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises


Input: "ew dont be such a hammie" What is the definition of "hammie"?

Output: a hamster or a fat person

"an asshole and a dick who is totally full of himself and he has a narcissistic disorder


Input: "that bemo is cutting himself" What is the definition of "bemo"?

Output: 1

a black person who cuts himself making him an emo


Input: "he lives in canuckistan" What is the definition of "canuckistan"?

Output: a term for canada used by people who think of it as an imaginary state


Input: ""hey my mom is in the hospital  "ya i gave your mom the bloody crowbar last night""" What is the definition of "bloody crowbar"?

Output: when a girl is on her period and she sits on your manhood

the sexual act of raming a crow bar in a womans vagina and prying in the attempt of breaking her pelvis


Input: ""tweak 1: "what's up?" tweak 2: "it's 1:50" What is the definition of "1:50"?

Output: 1:50 is when you get up and say sup to your momot


Input: "joe: did you see that deer smear on hwy 51? jim: yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that" What is the definition of "deer smear"?

Output: when a person wipes out after trying to do a trick on a skateboard, bike, etc

the bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph


Input: ""(1) "it was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"  "" What is the definition of "chicken jerking"?

Output: 1 when you jerk a chicken in a way it gives you the best moaning sounds ever

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard


Input: "yo, pat you're such an aids farmer" What is the definition of "aids farmer"?

Output: a person who enjoys having aids and so decides to become a farmer and grows more aids to feed to other people

a clever yet honest insult towards gay men


Input: "ken is a bit of rough john picked up recently" What is the definition of "bit of rough"?

Output: an ugly girl/man


Input: "that was brilliant, man, the track needs more cowbell" What is the definition of "more cowbell"?

Output: "1

"a phrase that came into popular culture through a saturday night live skit with will farrell


Input: "how can you read such jackchickian websites?" What is the definition of "jackchickian"?

Output: to describe a person or website that is obsessed or has obsession tendencies towards the san francisco 49ers

"of or similar to the works of evanglical christian "cartoonist" jack chick, mainly of a religious nature, usually preachy and proselytizing, and of a low quality


Input: "u slept with her? good on ya" What is the definition of "good on ya"?

Output: congratulations


Input: "why does my ball crack always smell like a wet dog?" What is the definition of "ball crack"?

Output: the sweaty area between a mans two testicles

"the area in between the scrotum and the start of the butt crack


Input: "jennifer hudson, kate hudson, jason lee, natalee portman, even amy adams do a great job of avioding when there fiancee is going to make there kids [legits]" What is the definition of "fiancee"?

Output: the one who gets left at the altar the one who gets dumped via text the one who gets 'left'

when you are still in a relationship with your [baby-momma] or [baby-daddy], but have no real idea or time frame of actually becoming a legal marriage


Input: "appaz she didnt go out with him before" What is the definition of "appaz"?

Output: "slang for "apparently""


Input: "wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, i helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today" What is the definition of "air traffic control"?

Output: a very stressful job, yet a job that is very neccessary

quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world


Input: "coca-cola, legos and mcdonald's all in one film? how couplandesque" What is the definition of "couplandesque"?

Output: to be relly cool in a weird way


Input: "hey what did you do last night?  i dont know, i have pictures from bonvue but i dont remember going" What is the definition of "bonvue"?

Output: to get crunked and not remember anything that happened the next day

the hot spot to hang out in naragansett on thursday nights


Input: "man, i gotta go wiggle the worm" What is the definition of "wiggle the worm"?

Output: to masturbate


Input: "dude, he's not a real [broham], he's just a brollum" What is the definition of "brollum"?

Output: "someone who can't seem to make up their mind on anything and always says "i don't know" or "i'm confused


Input: "i'm tired of your bitching & moaning" What is the definition of "bitching & moaning"?

Output: 1


Input: ""nothing is true and everything is permitted-al-tair ibn la-ahad("son of none")  assassin's creed one of the best games ever" What is the definition of "assassin's creed"?

Output: a very fun game where you play as altair, a master assassin in the holy land during nothing

a game created by ubisoft the same people who did the prince of persia games


Input: "fuck 'dem boat hoes" What is the definition of "boat hoes"?

Output: shipboard navy girls who give it up for sex, mostly in port cities where the options are limited

shipboard navy girls who give it up at the drop of a hat


Input: "that girl do sent have a camel toe, that's a hairy moose knuckle" What is the definition of "hairy moose knuckle"?

Output: <unk>


Input: "the marching band show possessed a great deal of contemporance" What is the definition of "contemporance"?

Output: the act of being in step

the combination of contemporary elegance and sophistication


Input: "is steve's friend judy hot?  not really, she's more of an elbowfuck" What is the definition of "elbowfuck"?

Output: a person you only have sex with for the purpose of satisfying your sexual urges

a female who is just horrid enough to only want to elbowfuck her and not stick yer dick in


Input: "man, when i he pulled his pants down, i saw cody's balls" What is the definition of "cody's balls"?

Output: the most amazing site in the world

anything small in size, usually refering to the penis


Input: ""aye bro we about fight this fool, you in or wat? "heeeeelll no that nigga hella yoked" What is the definition of "yoked"?

Output: to be crazy, or gangsta


Input: "stop husking cum and do the dishes, you lazy cum husk" What is the definition of "cum husk"?

Output: a boy or girl that is a complete dickhead and full of shit

many cultures have stories describing the origin of cum husking, which may be roughly grouped into common types


Input: "hell fuckin yeah this word is going to be the word of the day" What is the definition of "hell fuckin yeah"?

Output: hell fuckin' yeah-phrase commonly used by surfers, skaters and any other board sport athletes when they complete a trick or achieve something cool


Input: "i am 2hatm to think rationally" What is the definition of "2hatm"?

Output: i have a hat on my head


Input: "i can't get drunk this weekend as i am out of bamboozlement tokens  that bar only charges 3 bamboozlement tokens for a beer" What is the definition of "bamboozlement tokens"?

Output: new zealand slang for money


Input: "we shouldn't analogate people's hidden beauty to tv show characters" What is the definition of "analogate"?

Output: to describe something in detail


Input: "dude, it's on the come-back tour" What is the definition of "come-back tour"?

Output: when man has been away for some time, and returns to find everything changed

when you think that your bowl or bong is no longer hittable and it surprises you with another round of smoking


Input: "the bebegurl5252 still doesn't know who alex is" What is the definition of "bebegurl5252"?

Output: a person who has no idea what is going on in this site

a extremely nasty girl who always ignores strangers such as sactourism3 and ranzar (alejo43)


Input: "doing a buck fifty on the highway" What is the definition of "a buck fifty"?

Output: $1


Input: "wanna play chinsy for it" What is the definition of "chinsy"?

Output: a game where you and a friend put your chins down and you see who can hold it down the longest

alternative name for rock, paper scissors


Input: "what's your dachshund's name? her name is chiquita banana" What is the definition of "chiquita banana"?

Output: a slut who works at the acme on city line ave

an awesome name for a female dog that is disproportionately long


Input: ""man: " ana a3yz anaym" ( i want to sleep)  woman: "ana a3yza anaym bardu" ( i want to sleep too)"" What is the definition of "a3yz"?

Output: "it means " i miss you" in arabic language


Input: "person 1: hey why is that guy wearing sunglasses and croakies inside?  person 2: he is a total carolina bro" What is the definition of "carolina bro"?

Output: a carolina bro is someone who lives in either north or south carolina and is around the age of 12-40s

lives on the coast of north or south carolina


Input: ""brynna: "hey boo thang" What is the definition of "boo thang"?

Output: giving off the lesbian/gay vibe with your best friend

giving off the lesbian/gay vibe with your best friend


Input: "dammit, beptex cut off my gas without notice again" What is the definition of "beptex"?

Output: the ultimate gas guzzling road monster

an all purpose slur against big faceless corporations or government organization


Input: "suck my blood hammer" What is the definition of "blood hammer"?

Output: a term referring to ones penis after it has been used to penetrate a female's vagina during her period


Input: "i bet suzy will have assjizz in the morning" What is the definition of "assjizz"?

Output: ass jizz is when you have anal sex and they cum in your ass

when you have rough sex with your wife and you cum in her ass and the next time she goes to take a shit its all white and sticky


Input: "that thizz was hella strong, shit took me to c9 ya dig?" What is the definition of "c9"?

Output: another term for the head

"short for cloud nine, or another name for the m249 lmg also known as the "saw""


Input: "'we forgot to buy milk, matt' - 'oh arsepops lucy'" What is the definition of "arsepops"?

Output: british slang for anus, usually used between friends with no offensive intention, but still with an element of shock value

metaphorical - smelly raisin like nugget of [poo]


Input: ""bro, what's goin down tonight?  "thinking about hittin up capitol hill to drink all the pbrs" What is the definition of "capitol hill"?

Output: the best place in seattle