Input: "last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done" What is the definition of "beaver dammed"?

Output: to build a [beaver dam] is to intentionally screw up any chance of having sex with your [girlfriend]

"when you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina


Input: "man, that filipirican girl working at taco bell is hot" What is the definition of "filipirican"?

Output: a person of [filipino] and [puerto rican] descent


Input: "my daughter clamidia has the most beautiful name in the world" What is the definition of "clamidia"?

Output: a female name originating from the greek word for glorious


Input: "yangs a fat-brova" What is the definition of "fat-brova"?

Output: main entry: fat-brova function: noun etymology: 1 a fat italian guido

obese object that endures alot of weight and mental problems which are incurable


Input: "that lady letting her dog poop on my front lawn and expecting me to pick it up is utterly fudiculous" What is the definition of "fudiculous"?

Output: beyond ridiculous, absolutely absurd, totally unreasonable

fucking ridiculous - overwelming ridiculous


Input: "i'm awesome possium" What is the definition of "awesome possium"?

Output: a word used to describe something so awesome its ridiculous


Input: "vinson: dichewat bro? tom: i'm doing good, dichewat?" What is the definition of "dichewat"?

Output: "variation of "dude", usually used by bros and bro-bitches


Input: "it was the first warm day of a brand new spring, the chicks were all out showing off their belly bling" What is the definition of "belly bling"?

Output: [ belly button] jewelry

navel rings or any other [bling] for the belly button


Input: "dude, look at the jersey donut dameon's cat left on your pants" What is the definition of "jersey donut"?

Output: a jersey donut is when you have a cat and it sleeps on your pants, and leaves little donut shaped marks from its weight and fur

a ring of [feces] left by the [anus] of a cat or dog with poor hygiene


Input: "that guy on our team is such a falgrin" What is the definition of "falgrin"?

Output: a word commonly used for anyone who is terrible at anything

an old coot who is terrible at video games


Input: "damn, look at those click clacks over there" What is the definition of "click clacks"?

Output: boobs, tits, titties, and all things relating to female breasts

boobs, tits, titties, and all things relating to female breasts


Input: "bill o'reilly is a douchbag" What is the definition of "bill o'reilly"?

Output: see [douchebag]


Input: "it's too hot to be clammed up today; i'm going diamondback" What is the definition of "diamondback"?

Output: n

"'di-(&-)m&n(d)-"bak quite simply, diamondbacking is the act of not wearing underwear beneath one's clothing


Input: "1) lets go blow some coralis and play super nintendo 2) diego coralis is giving out mad blows to the face" What is the definition of "coralis"?

Output: 1) a icy cold fish with a blowhole 2) a person with a massive dome shaped head which is cool

1) codeword for cocaine 2) boxer in ea sports fight night


Input: "ever since my brother killed himself, i've been totally out of it: i'm on cruise control" What is the definition of "cruise control"?

Output: to be under the influence of methamphetamine

to be on cruise control means you are detached from the world: you glide through, paying limited or no attention to events which occur around you


Input: "she's stunking" What is the definition of "stunking"?

Output: "stunking: the art of being absolutely hilarious without trying

stunning from the back but stinking at the front


Input: "babydyke went positively lesbiatric when the lipstick mafia refused to open the books and make her" What is the definition of "lesbiatric"?

Output: a lesbian in the medical profession

lesbiatric is when lesbians over dramatize a situation to the point where it becomes theatrical and hysterical


Input: "i gave my first jam job last night, i used strawberry" What is the definition of "jam job"?

Output: like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam

like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam


Input: "i don't want to go to a nice sit-down restaurant, let's go to a counteria" What is the definition of "counteria"?

Output: a province of restaurants that serve all you can eat meals for one flat price

a food place where you order at the counter and get your own food to bring to your table, a la baja fresh


Input: "anal is such a tom" What is the definition of "a tom"?

Output: something that hurts you but you like it anyways

something that hurts you but you like it anyways


Input: "the amateur footage looked surprisingly good after it was run through abdar" What is the definition of "abdar"?

Output: an acronym for amateur butt double automatic replacement


Input: "get out my way fuck face" What is the definition of "fuck face"?

Output: someone you don't like


Input: "it's beer o'clock" What is the definition of "beer o'clock"?

Output: anytime you need a beer


Input: ""typical vlog you: "hello world" What is the definition of "vlog"?

Output: a video blog

talking to the camera like it's a person


Input: "jack: ballz to you" What is the definition of "ballz to you"?

Output: a friendly greeting usually used by kids in primary school

a phrase spout out by a lesbian liza minelli in the middle of a random interview and is now slightly a meme


Input: "check out dailykos latest piece on roberts" What is the definition of "dailykos"?

Output: "an extreme left wing "blog" that has no regard for facts or fairness

the current most prolific political blog on the internet with some 1


Input: "my mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead" What is the definition of "geekinese"?

Output: the ability to confuse a sales man in order to get a better price on an item

the language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers


Input: "hey diepey your gay get the hell outta my way you fag todd" What is the definition of "diepey"?

Output: a word for gay, fag, and all gay words put into one

a kid who skateboards in diapers and always smells like fresh butt sex and likes to be let up in dat shooooooot


Input: "the beef box [beefbox] i got from work is fast; now i don't get to browse the while waiting for a program to open" What is the definition of "beef box"?

Output: [beef] up your box, mind your own box, don't look at other people's boxes

a computer usually a laptop(very expensive)


Input: "im going h.a.m" What is the definition of "going h.a.m"?

Output: going hard as a mother f**ker


Input: "mike portnoy is amazing" What is the definition of "mike portnoy"?

Output: one of the greatest, most talented drummers in the world


Input: "i know julie was drunktarded when she gave a bj to a 19 year old at the stadium" What is the definition of "drunktarded"?

Output: drunk and tarded, stupid and drunk

mode of behavior after one has comsumed great quantities alcohol


Input: "maggie was known as a deep throater all throughout her school" What is the definition of "deep throater"?

Output: a girl who likes to suck a lot of dick

one who can take a mans full penis length in their mouth without gagging


Input: "the performance was shambollocked" What is the definition of "shambollocked"?

Output: a mess, a shambles

the state of being completely f*cked up but in a half arsed way


Input: "her ass is magnanimous" What is the definition of "magnanimous"?

Output: great in size, generous, great, huge


Input: "we went to lethoso to flooger" What is the definition of "flooger"?

Output: to go fly fishing for trout


Input: "auchinairn young buckfast drinkers numba wan" What is the definition of "auchinairn"?

Output: the place where the big man lives, often seen drinking buckfast at young ages


Input: "denis was depressed because he lived in a ballygobackwards" What is the definition of "ballygobackwards"?

Output: a hogan stand in ireland, the type of place where if you walk in at night you would think you were in an all night party

a small village in the middle of nowhere where most inhabitants are farmers


Input: "dropping my new [biznatch]'s halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, i saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties" What is the definition of "big ol' brown ass titties"?

Output: [biq ol'

"brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "nigger apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie kottonmouth kings"


Input: ""lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts "naa, that'd be anger bating" What is the definition of "anger bating"?

Output: giving a person just enough information to keep them angry, but no resolution

anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about


Input: "doctor robinson had to treat eighteen patients with beer finger the morning after martin luther king jr" What is the definition of "beer finger"?

Output: beer finger is the medical condition where one's finger smells like beer for more than twelve hours after drinking

when one cracks open so many cans of beer that his/her beer opening finger starts to hurt and throb for a few days


Input: "john is such an addictionary that he never gets past the headlines" What is the definition of "addictionary"?

Output: a person who is addicted to reading the dictionary

a person whose compulsion is to run to a dictionary at every opportunity


Input: "lars told the green deckhand a sea story about how he jumped ship in hong kong and fought off the entire shore patrol with his left arm in a sling" What is the definition of "sea story"?

Output: a military narrative that makes one seem like a hero

"noun: 1) a nautical version of an [urban legend], simmular to a fairy tale


Input: "erik, i am buttfucking gay" What is the definition of "buttfucking gay"?

Output: the act of being gay in the butt

is a term used when you are ecstatically happy


Input: "did you see those two guys kissing?? thats a thing brooks moore would do" What is the definition of "brooks moore"?

Output: brooks moore is a fag, he cant talk to girls and has a tiny penis


Input: "kayleigh is sooo pretty" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?

Output: a beautiful girl, with a gorgeous body

is a name given to those of us who are amazingly pretty =] kayleigh's are funny, witty and clever individuals


Input: "jimmy the closet homosexual atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism" What is the definition of "closet homosexual"?

Output: what most atheists are, closet homosexuals

what most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality


Input: "that kid is mangled" What is the definition of "mangled"?

Output: used to describe something disgusting or ugly

a state once achieved by lucious the great


Input: "you can tell that is an epic butt because it's so dang large" What is the definition of "epic butt"?

Output: a giant butt found on women that is appealing to men

a butt that clean, awesome, totally rad, and stupendously large


Input: "looking back, the people at daily kos look pretty smart for opposing the iraq war from the beginning" What is the definition of "daily kos"?

Output: a popular liberal blog which allowed progressive bloggers to pool their resources together and present a more potent opposition to the conservative media

the biggest democratic political [blog], managed by markos moulitsas zuniga (who goes by his old army nickname, 'kos')


Input: "wow dude, did you hear that britany spears last night? what a loser" What is the definition of "britany spears"?

Output: a dumb blonde who wishes she was spears but can't sing or act

a dumb blonde who wishes she was even half as cool as every one in the world, even the homeless people


Input: "i asked for my eddietini shaken, not stirred, so it would be frothy" What is the definition of "eddietini"?

Output: an eddietini is a drink made from condensed milk and carbonated water


Input: "i practice angola capoeira, therefor i am an angoleiro" What is the definition of "angoleiro"?

Output: a practitioner of capoeira

i practitioner of angola capoeira, a variant style of capoeira


Input: "[chav]: i could of got a e in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead" What is the definition of "could of"?

Output: [ could've ]


Input: "i couldn't get her to come over last night so i had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy" What is the definition of "blumpkin by proxy"?

Output: the act of getting a blow job while taking a dump on the toilet by having someone call you on your cell phone which you are carrying in your ass pocket

where you are taking a dump, [spanking the monkey], and having phone sex with another individual


Input: "that young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes" What is the definition of "ass cakes"?

Output: cheeks of a woman's ass


Input: "blink 182 was sally's favorite band" What is the definition of "blink 182"?

Output: a pop punk band formed in 1992 by guitarist tom delonge and bassist mark hoppus

a pop punk band formed in 1992 by guitarist tom delonge and bassist mark hoppus


Input: "girl, when i was talkin on the phone this scrub tried to pick me up,while i was talkin to my man,i went ht on that fool" What is the definition of "ht"?

Output: hung up

home training- you better know how to act if yo mama was here


Input: "that bloke was a right back and front" What is the definition of "back and front"?

Output: arousing sexual excitement, from behind and from the front


Input: "adam is such a ds'er" What is the definition of "ds'er"?

Output: a person who owns a gamecube and not a ps2


Input: "damn, look at kaylynn" What is the definition of "kaylynn"?

Output: a beautiful, smart, talented girl

sexy female who has more than beauty, but brains as well


Input: "andy: he had a very hitlarian face chance: hitlarian? did you make up that word? andy: no, no it's a word" What is the definition of "hitlarian"?

Output: it's the word that people use who don't like how much power hitler had

a way of describing someone who looks kinda like hitler, but not like a splitting image


Input: "i was doorknobbing last night because i didn't have a dildo to use" What is the definition of "doorknobbing"?

Output: the act of sticking a key in your anus and rotating it around like you are opening a door

when a door knobb is put into the vagina and turned


Input: "i go to fieldston" What is the definition of "fieldston"?

Output: a school where rich kids go who parents want to give up their own lives to go to

one of the three hill schools, the other two being [riverdale] and [horace mann]


Input: "you's gonna be so scared when you find out i'm right, you's gonna cream yo pants and hafta change um" What is the definition of "cream yo pants"?

Output: to have a severe case of fright or to be severely frightened

to unintentionally defecate in one's pants


Input: "'this shit is the chranic" What is the definition of "chranic"?

Output: the word 'chranic' can be used as almost anything

[chronic] so strong, it may make you manic


Input: "quit all that jibber jabber back there" What is the definition of "jibber jabber"?

Output: nonsensical talking


Input: "ahgshimsham is the word of the day" What is the definition of "ahgshimsham"?

Output: the sound people make when they see [borat]


Input: "ali and i did a brown joe yesterday" What is the definition of "brown joe"?

Output: when you and your girlfriend or boyfriend go to get ice cream

"a brown joe, is a sexual act, where feces and fellatio becomes one


Input: "god man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?" What is the definition of "assy bastard"?

Output: a term used on someone who is acting like a little shit, or a prick


Input: "lance downed 2 cups of blue food coloring and in 12 hours he's doing the 2,000 dirty flushes on jaimies toilet" What is the definition of "2,000 dirty flushes"?

Output: when you get blue waffle stuck in your ass after drinking blue food colorin, then you do a shit that clogs the toilet up

"ingesting a copious amount of blue food coloring in order to turn ones fecal matter blue with the intent of upperdecking an unsuspecting person


Input: "aly and cat enjoy picking magical flowers for their picnics" What is the definition of "magical flowers"?

Output: flowers that grow in the land of dreams

whole herb, weed, mary j, ganja-basically still attached to the stem and full of life


Input: "aww =3 thankies, i needed a hug" What is the definition of "=3"?

Output: that's a 'pick-me-up' emoticon

=3 is a text smiley often showing cuteness or affection


Input: "he is such a boyfriend in training" What is the definition of "boyfriend in training"?

Output: "what every girl doesn't want


Input: "ex: david blaine is standing on a volcano for a week -- who cares?" What is the definition of "david blaine"?

Output: "a peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts

"a peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts


Input: "person a: wheres grant gone? person b: i think he ghost busted outta of here person a: that ghost busting bast**d" What is the definition of "ghost busting"?

Output: at the mid point of the evening when you leave without saying good by to your friends to go home

at the mid point of the evening when you leave without saying good by to your friends to go home


Input: "happy c-day snoop" What is the definition of "c-day"?

Output: "another way of saying "happy birthday"

snoop doggs birthday, the c coming from his real name calvin broadus


Input: "the fignipple allowed sally to once again feel attracted to her boyfriend, realizing what she was missing from her life was that of intimacy" What is the definition of "fignipple"?

Output: the fig nipple, allowing you to act like a woman again, to attract men, to feel sexy, to feel desirable, to feel intimate


Input: "1-hay diz iz so 4zw" What is the definition of "4zw"?

Output: for the win, another lame attempt to type 'for the win' using one's left hand because they are southpaw and/or sucks and is lame


Input: "oh my gosh, jenna's new boy friend is arm candy" What is the definition of "arm candy"?

Output: a very attractive person


Input: "i shared kony 2012" What is the definition of "kony 2012"?

Output: one does not simply destabilize an ugandian warlord by sharing a video

one does not simply destabilize an ugandian warlord by sharing a video


Input: "click that there, and bobs your uncle" What is the definition of "and bobs your uncle"?

Output: "well, its used to say "and there you go

"well, its used to say "and there you go


Input: ""[hugh laurie] from "[house]" portrayed black adder's bitch in all of the black adder series" What is the definition of "black adder"?

Output: "[rowan atkinson]'s awesome british "toilet humor" sitcom, starring rowan as an anti-hero character known as "black adder"

"[rowan atkinson]'s awesome british "toilet humor" sitcom, starring rowan as an anti-hero character known as "black adder"


Input: "literal: volkswagen opted for a strategy of camrification for its passat to create larger sales volume in the us  abstract: i'm terribly annoyed by the mass camrification of society" What is the definition of "camrification"?

Output: the act of applying a camaro effect to everything you see, smell, touch, taste and think

the effect of removing all character, uniqueness, individualism and other elements which give a product or concept identity in order to fit the largest possible market


Input: "tom and i are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls" What is the definition of "mission improbable"?

Output: to steal all the toilet paper from every bathroom on campus before sunrise with only a bag and a box cutter

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property


Input: "shes doing a boo boo" What is the definition of "doing a boo boo"?

Output: being a bitch or acting like one


Input: "this [punk] [ass] needs to stop doing that, cuz no lie its [pissing] me [off] to the [highest] level of pisstivity" What is the definition of "pisstivity"?

Output: the highest level of [pissed off] i


Input: ""student 1: "my teacher is such a farm dyke" What is the definition of "farm dyke"?

Output: a woman who lives and works on a farm, usually in a rural area

a big, butch, masculine woman that is a hick


Input: "tom:   dude, a drunk could drive better than you dick:  oh yeah, tom? in that case you should drive harry: tom, you got pwned by counter-witticism" What is the definition of "counter-witticism"?

Output: 1

a witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone


Input: "adam: did you see how quickly she solved that math problem? jane: why are you surprised? she's leeda" What is the definition of "leeda"?

Output: smart, kind, caring, and funny are some of the words that come to mind when thinking of a true leeda

a typically blond-haired and blue-eyed girl, although they often color treat their hair


Input: "bri: man, i haven't been to the store in weeks, all i've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad" What is the definition of "bachelor salad"?

Output: a bachelor salad is a type of food commonly prepared by single men

a salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread


Input: "used to describe someone who is amazingly perfect in everyway that girl was so gina" What is the definition of "amazingly perfect"?

Output: the quality that one possesses when they are believed to be the best looking girl in the world


Input: "i smell big business" What is the definition of "big business"?

Output: another word for poop or shit


Input: "person #1: what's your cios version?? person #2: it's cios rev 14" What is the definition of "cios"?

Output: custom made operating system for the playstation console made by sony

"cios either stands for "custom input/output system" or "custom internal operating system"


Input: "that was some sticky dosia" What is the definition of "dosia"?

Output: see [pussy]


Input: "amy, the chief of cellphone popo busted me red handed last night" What is the definition of "cellphone popo"?

Output: cellphone popo- this is defined as the person who busts you when you are using your cellphone when you are not suppose to

the coworkers at your job that take it upon themselves to prosecute those who do not abide by the no-cellphone policy


Input: "damn, i wish i'd seen at the drive-in live when i had the chance" What is the definition of "at the drive-in"?

Output: "a band from el paso, tx


Input: "don't be a bealer its not that bad" What is the definition of "bealer"?

Output: some one who over exaggerates small things to make them sound worse then they really are

to sob or shed tears because of grief, sorrow, or pain


Input: "oh my, look at those attractive mexicans sauntering by" What is the definition of "attractive mexicans"?

Output: a rare yet gorgeous breed of latino

attractive mexicans are the angels of this world


Input: "man, did you date that cathrese girl? how was it?" What is the definition of "cathrese"?

Output: a woman with little or no intelligence, common sense, or anything resembling a usable talent

"a girl thats short, cute, adorable, and has a womans quality


Input: "break yo self sucka" What is the definition of "break yo self"?

Output: to attempt to scare another individual with a gun or knife

to attempt to scare another individual with a gun or knife


Input: "seller: this is the best i can do jew: come on cant you jew it down a bit?" What is the definition of "jew it down"?

Output: to get something for much less than its worth usually by bartering

to try to get a lower price on something


Input: "i have to get to the brick dick for class" What is the definition of "brick dick"?

Output: the new york community college located in downtown brooklyn

"slang for the "mechanical engineering engineering mechanics" (meem) building at michigan technological university


Input: "james didnt even play the ps3 he was too busy boo lovin with ashley" What is the definition of "boo lovin"?

Output: sittin on the phone for hours with a girl or guy when there are friends or people around that you should be hangin out with

sittin on the phone for hours with a girl or guy when there are friends or people around that you should be hangin out with


Input: "madonna headed to africa to pick up some baby bling" What is the definition of "baby bling"?

Output: celebrity babies adopted for publicity

celebrity babies adopted or conceived for publicity purposes


Input: "ayanna: just the other day i saw mark (middle aged) with kiki (22yrs) in the mall i think shes his new sugarbaby" What is the definition of "sugarbaby"?

Output: a younger woman or man used as a toy for older men or women, in return the sugarbaby gets money gifts, expensive meals, travel, sex

a women usually whoes age ranges from 18-30 that excepts money, gifts and other materialistic items from her sugardaddy for companionship and but not exclusive to sexual favors


Input: "dude1: whoa check out that buttfat" What is the definition of "buttfat"?

Output: the fat on a person that is lower than their butt and above their legs (kind of in between)

an insult to someone who sits on their ass all day


Input: "she was a cafeteria catholic" What is the definition of "cafeteria catholic"?

Output: a roman catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

a roman catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion


Input: "i'm gay and horny, i should make a stop off at the ass cafe" What is the definition of "ass cafe"?

Output: a place of work where you go to get fucked in the ass


Input: "i used ad-aware se and it was awesome" What is the definition of "ad-aware"?

Output: a great trojan/hacker program

"a bad adware/spyware scanner that started out great years ago as "ad-aware se personal" and slowly went bad to ad-aware 2007 and 2008


Input: "yo man you got a dime sack of cali buzz" What is the definition of "cali buzz"?

Output: slang term for weed from california

marijuana that is particularly potent, originating in california


Input: "weed mixed with hash mixed with kief believe this, it's heedish" What is the definition of "heedish"?

Output: a type of weed,

a combination of marijuana, hash, and kief all in one bowl


Input: "damn gokor is a baller" What is the definition of "gokor"?

Output: the most gangsta, thug nigga alive

the name of a short tempered armenian, the name of an old armenian saint who survived many days without eating


Input: "that person is delusionable" What is the definition of "delusionable"?

Output: when a person believes in something so much, they are able to make it happen

from the latin delusio, the act of being delusional, as coined by a msft technologist


Input: "she was so drunk and we didn't have condoms, so i gave her a chicago style hot dog and got the f outta there" What is the definition of "chicago style hot dog"?

Output: the act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns

the act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns


Input: "i was walking down the street one day when i experienced some amazing continental drift" What is the definition of "continental drift"?

Output: the movement of a person's testicles from one side of the scrotum to the other

in which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place


Input: "-izaac wanked on his cat making him a cat fucker" What is the definition of "cat fucker"?

Output: a person who wanks on a cat


Input: "mate i gave her a chandjob last night" What is the definition of "chandjob"?

Output: a punjabi meaning of blowjob

the act of blowing in a vagina so a whistle sound comes out


Input: "5th flow is one of the best rap rap group" What is the definition of "5th flow"?

Output: underground rap group from northern california


Input: "he must have gone to the harvard of the south to be that successful and a southern gentleman" What is the definition of "harvard of the south"?

Output: the university of virginia

wofford college, a literal arts college in south carolina which is the most prideful and most academically challenging in the state


Input: "blunt force crew took over my city" What is the definition of "blunt force crew"?

Output: a gang from toronto


Input: "that asian person has aspd" What is the definition of "aspd"?

Output: all asian people disease

asian small penis disease (all asian people have this disease)


Input: "she asked me to see to her hairy mango" What is the definition of "hairy mango"?

Output: delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin

delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin


Input: "that was so awesome i got a friend boner" What is the definition of "friend boner"?

Output: when you are so excited for your friend that you get an erection

it is a non-sexual comment directed at your friend for an action he/she performed that was totally awesome


Input: "rachel: hey, did you see aubrey and zack undressing each other with their eyes today? adam: yeah, they're totally fbts" What is the definition of "fbts"?

Output: fbts means fucking big titty syndrome

fucking behind the scenes a term used towards a couple that pretends to hate each other in public, but it's obvious they're fucking


Input: "just look at that bitchess" What is the definition of "bitchess"?

Output: a woman who is a bitch and a goddess


Input: "that tv ad is just more corporaganda" What is the definition of "corporaganda"?

Output: the word used to describe advertising that attempts to fool people into believing corporate lies

the use of media to promote corporate issues and intentions


Input: "i had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up" What is the definition of "bumfuck nowhere"?

Output: 1


Input: "michelle bachman has a severe case of dunning-kruger syndrome" What is the definition of "dunning-kruger syndrome"?

Output: the syndrome that causes people to think they are correct, despite having no fucking idea what they are talking about

"incompetent people who think they are intelligent, but are actually to incompetent to recognize they are are not


Input: "kayleigh is incredible" What is the definition of "kayleigh"?

Output: a sexy beast with big boobs

a kayleigh is very beautiful and has a great sense of humor


Input: ""ok kids, here's todays driver's education video" What is the definition of "driver's education"?

Output: a farce

a government run program in which vhs tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown


Input: "the smartest thing hugh hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics" What is the definition of "hugh hefner"?

Output: hugh hefner the founder of playboy

the founding publisher of playboy and booster of the sexual revolution


Input: "be clear" What is the definition of "be clear"?

Output: 1


Input: "shit i want frenchie" What is the definition of "frenchie"?

Output: the best gangster movie ever


Input: "that drag queens victoria's secret is telling on her because of that horrible negligay she's wearing at the pajama party" What is the definition of "negligay"?

Output: a gay looking negligee


Input: "person 1: what are you doing this weekend? person 2: heading to the 319" What is the definition of "319"?

Output: the area code for the eastern iowa cities of [east bremer] and [waterloo]

the area code for the greatest town in the midwest


Input: "bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys" What is the definition of "cheese-eating surrender monkeys"?

Output: the french


Input: "when i go into the city, i see human fire hydrant" What is the definition of "human fire hydrant"?

Output: n

it's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter


Input: "this nile character is so smooth" What is the definition of "nile"?

Output: an awesome guy with a phat beard and cool hat

sex symbol, always referred to in contex of outside appeal or appearance


Input: "oh my god, your breath is pure bwerg" What is the definition of "bwerg"?

Output: the smell of shit, or a smell comparable to one of the likes


Input: "his buttcrackle was so loud i heard it in the next room and it smelt like rotten eggs" What is the definition of "buttcrackle"?

Output: the act of cracking your ass after you farted and it echoed


Input: "dude you want some of that herb, hit me up on the burner phone" What is the definition of "burner phone"?

Output: a prepaid cellular phone, replaced frequently (weekly) (monthly) to avoid leaving a trail and getting caught up in illegal activities

a prepaid cellular phone, replaced frequently (weekly) (monthly) to avoid leaving a trail and getting caught up in illegal activities


Input: "due to the large amounts of crack she ingests, we refer to my sister as cocaina tina" What is the definition of "cocaina"?

Output: my sister


Input: "hey you guys wanna go chimalakapocko at johnnies?" What is the definition of "chimalakapocko"?

Output: ( chi-ma-laka-pocko ) this word is used when describing, parties, get togethers, or hangouts

a term used to define the action of rolling a blunt with your crew and then raiding the kitchen of a friend that was not part of the smoking session


Input: "that waschika be havin an off the chain applefrika" What is the definition of "applefrika"?

Output: a party where you only drink apple juice

a female from african descent with an apple-shaped booty


Input: "we were all impressed by how helpative jeremy was when he offered to do the majority of the calls" What is the definition of "helpative"?

Output: the act of being helpful

someone who is extraordinarily helpful and cooperative


Input: "gina likes rabbit ears for deep sex" What is the definition of "rabbit ears"?

Output: when you pull someone's arms back behind their head while fucking them doggy style

"when having sex the woman lies on her back and puts her legs up on the mans shoulders as he is pumping her,giving him "rabbit ears""


Input: "yeah, i know larry, but only as a barquaintance" What is the definition of "barquaintance"?

Output: a person you know casually, but only in the context of a bar or nightclub

a person you know only superficially, through your common interest in hanging out in bars and drinking


Input: "you know that [balloon] [bollocks] tim over there? well i hear he's a real chemmy gavantic" What is the definition of "chemmy gavantic"?

Output: the chemmy gavantic is a rare species found mainly in the north of england, it gets its name from its love of all that is [cheem]

a person that gallivants around like a bull in a china shop knocking things over and comes from the chev region of northern kazakhstan


Input: "i drank way too much last night and ate too much of aunt marthas cherry cobbler plus i stubbed my toe when my ex phoned and now i feel gweebly" What is the definition of "gweebly"?

Output: feeling of being sick, unwell, not quite right

"a yucky feeling in your body that isn't describable by standard words like "nausea" or "sick" or "sore" "


Input: "she never called back after joe gave her the klut" What is the definition of "klut"?

Output: a sexual move in which a person is plowed from behind while sitting on the couch watching tv

using ones mohawk as a clitoral stimulant


Input: "nihongo ga dai suki desu - i love japanese" What is the definition of "dai suki"?

Output: "dai suki means "i love you" in japanese

"dai suki means "i love you" in japanese


Input: ""i was pulling a bradan last night, ended up playing diablo for hours" What is the definition of "bradan"?

Output: to sit for hours on end playing video games and/or computer games


Input: "in flames kicks ur moms ass" What is the definition of "in flames"?

Output: the best band to ever walk this earth


Input: "katie was definitely trying to cockblock you dude, but no worries because i was cock manifesting and she's no longer a problem" What is the definition of "cock manifesting"?

Output: the art of manifesting cock, in any shape or form, through words, thoughts, actions, energy etc

to stop someone from cockblocking a friend or fellow man


Input: "katie: lizz is being such a bush dyke these days" What is the definition of "bush dyke"?

Output: a lesbian who does not shave her pubes

an insult meaning a [dyke] who probably has a 'bush down there' meaning alot of pubic hair


Input: "guy 1) dude i could go for an ice cream right about now guy 2) lets just have a brown hurricane" What is the definition of "brown hurricane"?

Output: when a man on his knees is getting head and jizzes in her mouth and she spits it back out onto his abs

when the man puts his tongue up the anus of another man then swirls his tongue around as the other man deficates and the resultant faeces looks like a hurricane


Input: "god your such a looner" What is the definition of "looner"?

Output: a person who is a loser and a mooner


Input: "fat susan ask bragged about her doublejacking" What is the definition of "doublejacking"?

Output: v

a fat chic being penetrated by two men in the ass and vagina


Input: "that does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz" What is the definition of "blue dragon jizz"?

Output: the stuff that flows from the mouth of alex hornbrook when he is getting lashed

blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint


Input: "have you seen the new evil couch vid?" What is the definition of "evil couch"?

Output: a lunatic and an excellent video game music video producer

a lunatic and an excellent video game music video producer


Input: "jon went to kyle's and bunted" What is the definition of "bunted"?

Output: to have sex or a similar act

a slang word used for smoking marijuana, taking in any amount of marijuana into the lungs is known as bunting weed


Input: "sahra: i got fiath in you joy" What is the definition of "fiath"?

Output: the equivalent of 'faith' but 10x worse


Input: "karen: omg i ran in to ryan my ex last night, and it was toataly awackie" What is the definition of "awackie"?

Output: a crazy word that shouldn't make any sense whatsoever


Input: "it's third period, and big breakfast is still chowing down on those doughnuts" What is the definition of "big breakfast"?

Output: a

an overweight person who eats large meals during work or school


Input: "oh shari, that was the best calfjob you've ever given me" What is the definition of "calfjob"?

Output: the act of pleasuring a man with your calf muscle

the act of giving pleasure to a males genitals with a woman's calves


Input: "hostess: how many in your party?  me: a squad" What is the definition of "squad"?

Output: a group of people ranging from 8 to 12

a group consisting of either 7 so-so people or 3 really'streets ahead' people


Input: "dude, that fuckin' bowl echo was awesome" What is the definition of "bowl echo"?

Output: the harmonizing effect created when a person sings or chants into a peice of hash while it is in the process of being melted in a pipe

the awesome sound produced by letting one off whilst sitting on the toilet


Input: "that girl's a j cat" What is the definition of "j cat"?

Output: an individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications

an individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications


Input: "'you live in craven arms" What is the definition of "craven arms"?

Output: a nice quiet part of troup d'ville, where there are no shops you can buy drugs in

a small retarded town on the welsh borders


Input: "what sport do you play?  airsport" What is the definition of "airsport"?

Output: a person who participates in any sport that takes place primarily in the air

a very difficult sport consisting of just breathing and regular daily activities


Input: "michael kills at brawl, but when he started playing guitar hero iii he started to show symptoms of brawl withdrawal" What is the definition of "brawl withdrawal"?

Output: when you have to stop playing super smash bros

a common, mental and physical disease that appears after not playing super smash bro's brawl


Input: "i ran into shawn and shane, those crazy bretherens" What is the definition of "bretherens"?

Output: 2

used to describe two male friends whom have developed a very close relationship, to the point to where they and others consider eachother brothers


Input: "with andy i have to go all the way and get a cocket" What is the definition of "cocket"?

Output: a slang term for a condom

its a locket with that picture that rests upon my most beloved organ to signify how much i love andy


Input: "to prepare for a job interview, i combed my hair down into a mo-over" What is the definition of "mo-over"?

Output: a hair style partway between a [mullet] and a [hairy] [pony tail]

a [mohawk] haircut that has been combed-over and is sitting flat, usually to help the wearer appear more conservative


Input: "robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night" What is the definition of "cooch spider"?

Output: a move similar to the one leg titty fuck, where as you do indeed fuck a girl with one leg and spin her around with the other

a head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina


Input: "lacie is an amazing girl and i love her" What is the definition of "lacie"?

Output: beautiful in all ways


Input: "a crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now i have a finger knuckle" What is the definition of "finger knuckle"?

Output: a knuckle formed by bending a finger at the first joint, done purposely or by accident

pertaining to the appearance of terry nutkins' hand after an otter called edal bit off his fingers


Input: ""the aae group is referred to by many as the "automotive aftermarket experts"" What is the definition of "aae group"?

Output: the automotive aftermarket experts

automotive aftermarket experts executive search firm specializing in the recruitment and placement of mid to executive level professionals whose focus is the automotive aftermarket


Input: ""north miami 6th ave rapper c-dope  " c-dope get cash dats means a lot of dope money get dope money the feds start acting funny""" What is the definition of "c-dope"?

Output: c-dope a name for north south east or west

cash from dope like similar to c-note but cash from dope


Input: "gazhooootzzz gazzzzz hoootzzzzz gazhootz" What is the definition of "gazhootz"?

Output: "the love of my life, the one i left behind, the one who left me behind

a gazhootz is gazz the hootz that hootz'es your gazz in the gazhootz


Input: "jay: so julia who's josh  julia: josh is my bffffffy" What is the definition of "bffffffy"?

Output: a mix of bff and honey

best friends for fifty-five fajillions freakin years


Input: "you can't tell me frank lucas has achieved what no other italian mafia has for the past 100 years" What is the definition of "frank lucas"?

Output: a boss of the italian mafia in the usa

the crime world's first ever black kingpin to be over la cosa nostra


Input: "yo that fool from the 408 is hella cutty, gota get slp to run him over with a range rover" What is the definition of "slp"?

Output: some la gangsta pimp

shady lurk patrol combating shadiness with shady tactics keepin nasties incheck


Input: "let's go grab some fun in the ball pit" What is the definition of "ball pit"?

Output: a prefered hiding place for petifiles at [chucky cheese]

a prefered hiding place for petifiles at [chucky cheese]


Input: "he gave me a breaking bad last night" What is the definition of "breaking bad"?

Output: "when a guy is vigorously engaging in coitus and he demands the girl call him "heisenberg

"when a guy is vigorously engaging in coitus and he demands the girl call him "heisenberg


Input: ""hey tom, we're gonna be boiling wieners in just a minute, you wanna come? there's enough room for 8" What is the definition of "boiling wieners"?

Output: to smoke weed, weed of any type or description

the result of filling a hot tub full of bros


Input: "b b king is tha greatest" What is the definition of "b b king"?

Output: the greatest guitar player ever, is so awsome and has one of the coolest guitars of all time!!

the greatest guitar player ever, is so awsome and has one of the coolest guitars of all time!!


Input: "michael: waht yu duin latur? haley: dystextia is one of my biggest turn-ons" What is the definition of "dystextia"?

Output: the act of screwing up your face when you are texting, as if you are having sex

when someone displays dyslexic characteristics via text message


Input: "when you give a bitch the shocker, dont get hung up on her cassano" What is the definition of "cassano"?

Output: a slang term for a chics clitorus

the piece of skin between a womans vagina and her anal cavity


Input: "but sally, if i go outside it would be like baking bread" What is the definition of "baking bread"?

Output: (verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection

(verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection


Input: "kayvan fixing of the doorador at beach week was legitador after j yang haxed the door in a drunken rage" What is the definition of "legitador"?

Output: "the ultimate expression of "legit"


Input: "before i head into work today, i am going to wichita" What is the definition of "going to wichita"?

Output: to take a dump

iphone's auto correct for rubbing one off


Input: ""1) "michigan's a great state but the only reason i don't want to live there is because of ann arbor" What is the definition of "ann arbor"?

Output: 1)home of the michigan wolverines 2)a small city in southern michigan

1) a city in the wonderful state of michigan where university of michigan is located


Input: "let's get creeskunk" What is the definition of "creeskunk"?

Output: getting drunk, high, and getting laid all in one night


Input: "conan o'brien puts on such a show, with max weinberg, who needs good guests?" What is the definition of "conan o'brien"?

Output: 1


Input: "the asian driver in front of me has austin powers syndrome" What is the definition of "austin powers syndrome"?

Output: a serious medical condition where a person is unable to control their bowels, resulting in explosive diarrhea

when a person drives behind another driver, or stops at a stoplight or behind another driver with a big gap in-between


Input: "after i was done playing softball with the boys i had a bad case of musty nuts" What is the definition of "musty nuts"?

Output: the smell of a mans taint(nuts)

balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy


Input: "i wouldn't sleep with him, anthony has a minuscule ekans" What is the definition of "ekans"?

Output: ekans - the size of a penis, derived from the hindi word 'khan' meaning small


Input: "wow that song is so awesome i think i just experienced an earection" What is the definition of "earection"?

Output: the sensation of hearing a great song and being excited that such a song exists

when you hear something that makes you extremely happy


Input: "cream the rabbit is fucking annoying" What is the definition of "cream the rabbit"?

Output: a six year old, anthropomorphic rabbit from the sonic the hedghog series that uses her best friend, cheese as a weapon of most games

a six year old, anthropomorphic rabbit from the sonic the hedghog series that uses her best friend, cheese as a weapon of most games


Input: "alex jones  guys here are some examples of how big a faggot he is  almightylol" What is the definition of "alex jones"?

Output: a stupid, beautiful man

some massive faggot that conspiracy nuts from all over seem to worship


Input: "that guy is so abubakr" What is the definition of "abubakr"?

Output: the most handsome and sexiest guy on the planet


Input: "dude, that party was nippin" What is the definition of "nippin"?

Output: when something is cool or fun

when you don't want to say cool but, mean it and want to seem like you want to sound like you have a cool vocabulary


Input: "yo man dis is da phat big e  -real quote-" What is the definition of "big e"?

Output: the very uncreative handle used by my brother

the very uncreative handle used by my brother


Input: "linda hasnt had sex n over six months,she must have a bergina going" What is the definition of "bergina"?

Output: a dried out vagina

when a women goes for a long period of time without any sexual activities done to her vagina


Input: "far as figurin' out space-time continues, you need to cackalate e in the emc equasions" What is the definition of "cackalate"?

Output: 1

to compute numeric equations using complex algorithims and logical patterns


Input: "mike, get over here and check out the bacon strips on this tuna patty" What is the definition of "bacon strips"?

Output: a very very very very meaty pussy


Input: "a 2 6 of vodka is 750 ml" What is the definition of "2 6"?

Output: a 2 6 is about 750 ml or 2 mickeys (375 ml x 2) it is also 24 oz

a 2 6 is about 750 ml or 2 mickeys (375 ml x 2) it is also 24 oz


Input: ""tim: "what's that card u have in ur hand?"  shaquille: "dats my ebt card nigga, unna git me sum fride chicken wit dat""" What is the definition of "ebt card"?

Output: electronic food stamp card

something that black people use so they can get free things


Input: "dude 1: how was your night with crystal? dude 2: yea i gave her a brazillian milkshake last night dude 1: you sick fuck" What is the definition of "brazillian milkshake"?

Output: the combination of a [blumpkin] and a [snowball]

a guy puts every kind of body liquid ([cum], [shit], [piss], [blood] [puss], [period], [puke]) in a chick's (or someone else's) mouth, then they gargle it and spit it out


Input: "all hail and respect our leader, bill fountain" What is the definition of "bill fountain"?

Output: the leader/founder of the clan


Input: ""dude this chick gave me a saggy maggie last night  "what, you can't get a boner or something?"  "shut up" What is the definition of "saggy maggie"?

Output: when your girlfriend/guy can't keep a hard-on while having sex

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis


Input: "omg, her last name must be cullars" What is the definition of "cullars"?

Output: the best last name ever

cullars is a sexy person who is fun to hang around with


Input: "grandpa was circling the drain for years, and finally bought the farm, leaving a large estate" What is the definition of "circling the drain"?

Output: adj


Input: "joe: hey man wanna go do something in loudonville tonight?  rick: like go to beanos?  joe: no" What is the definition of "loudonville"?

Output: a small town in ohio known for its' ridiculously small minded and drunk community

loudonville ohio is one of the most boring towns ever


Input: "scott: what school do you go to? kyle: detroit country day" What is the definition of "detroit country day"?

Output: private school in [michigan]

a college preparatory school located in the detroit metropolitan area


Input: "fuck me, i have a threeweek old cleg nut" What is the definition of "cleg nut"?

Output: matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift

matted tried turd that gets caught in your arse hair, very small and hard to shift


Input: "i've been wearing these shoes for a very long time, and now my toes have cowern between them" What is the definition of "cowern"?

Output: the ridges and/or calluses that form between the toes from wearing tight shoes

the stinky crud that develops between the toes


Input: "when two ton tammy, tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all" What is the definition of "boner genocide"?

Output: the immediate killing of a boner due to a less than pleasurable situation, smell, look, sound

the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible


Input: "you stupid fbg stop teamkilling me asap nub" What is the definition of "fbg"?

Output: fbg is an acronym for fucking bad player and is usually said by good players to really bad players

"an online term that stands for fat black guy


Input: "maybe if i ever win the lottery i could buy a house on bainbridge island" What is the definition of "bainbridge island"?

Output: an island in the kitsap area, west of seattle

an island in the kitsap area, west of seattle


Input: "due to my very unbrolike behavior with regards to adam's girlfreind, i [cuntracted] brosyphilis" What is the definition of "brosyphilis"?

Output: a highly contagious std spread through verybro behavior, symptoms include small pustules around your brohole (aural cavity)

when one gets syphilis from a mutual girlfreind or prostitute


Input: "he beastmode activated last night" What is the definition of "beastmode activated"?

Output: a group of gay guys circle jerking


Input: "use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard" What is the definition of "ambidextrous bastard"?

Output: "an insult which indicates that the insultee is a "bastard" who doesn't have a preferred dominant hand


Input: "george you sure are a bunglop" What is the definition of "bunglop"?

Output: 1


Input: "look up in the sky, it's aquila" What is the definition of "aquila"?

Output: 1

a constellation believed to be in form of an eagle


Input: "i was so horny last night i wish my date would have been a big red" What is the definition of "big red"?

Output: a girl who has a fire muff and is a sex goddess

a girl who has a fire muff and is a sex goddess


Input: "maybe ill try cranning it tonight" What is the definition of "cranning it"?

Output: the act of putting a koozie on you penis to see if it fits better

imitating ones style of picking up girls


Input: "that lazy bastard george has always been a duer" What is the definition of "duer"?

Output: to be a duer is to be a laid-back person, aka lazy

a bitchmade cunt-drip space-docking douche bag milky licker who sits around while everyone else is hard at work


Input: "on this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms" What is the definition of "bacon wizard"?

Output: a wizard made of bacon that will one day rise and destroy the unbelievers

a sexy wizard of bacon, forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a bacon wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance


Input: "i'm in blowhio with my family" What is the definition of "blowhio"?

Output: visiting or living in ohio and missing mexico

a nickname for [ohio] and how much it sucks


Input: "oh look it's becca, bitch face" What is the definition of "bitch face"?

Output: when you look at her, all you can think is bitch

when you look at her, all you can think is bitch


Input: "the dishes got washed automagically" What is the definition of "automagically"?

Output: something happened automatically and magically

some thing happens automatically like magic


Input: "troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in coagulated cunt spatter on his face" What is the definition of "coagulated cunt spatter"?

Output: the white stuff that sticks to your face after you pass out at a party drunk as hell with the girls

the most disgusting way to say period blood


Input: "i really hope i'm up for being a backall tonight when i try to bang that girl" What is the definition of "backall"?

Output: when you are trying to fuck a girl doggy style, but you can't get in because her ass is too big

a large mammel with an enourmously large cock


Input: "why do they have to adelle-ize that song?? i used to like it" What is the definition of "adelle-ize"?

Output: to change a song into a slow, cheesy, romantic song

the over playing of any song or group of songs by the same artist


Input: "the child was observed performing a digital boogerectomy and then dispensing of the waste product in oral cavity" What is the definition of "digital boogerectomy"?

Output: the act of utilizing a digit to remove a booger from ones nostril

"the scientific term referring to the process that laymen refer to as "picking your nose"


Input: "drive west of the lw in your souped up honda civic, blasting the 50 cent and you'll reach the flo mo" What is the definition of "flo mo"?

Output: short for flower mound, yo


Input: "damn that boy is phat, he must be a cuong" What is the definition of "cuong"?

Output: "cuong means "good looking" in vietnamese

the most unique and most studly person in philly


Input: "did you know there is only one confirmed case of cerebral briggsy in existence today?" What is the definition of "cerebral briggsy"?

Output: a condition first identified in 1989 by dr

a disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything


Input: "jeff gave zach a 2nd degree titty twister" What is the definition of "2nd degree titty twister"?

Output: when someone takes the liberty to twist someone's nipple extremely hard till it bleeds

titty twister that may cause bleeding and permanent scars


Input: "crossies that i get this new job" What is the definition of "crossies"?

Output: a slang word for 'crossed fingers'

"a shortened form of "crossing my fingers


Input: "blue bell thundercunt apparently likes to sleep around a lot" What is the definition of "blue bell thundercunt"?

Output: the name for any gay slut who has a blue bell and a thundercock


Input: "i didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so i ordered a farmers tan" What is the definition of "farmers tan"?

Output: a drink made of equal parts vodka (usually citron), orange juice, and screwdriver

an alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice


Input: "me: damn bro- we tappin so many bitches in the club we might wanna call up the golden wrappers a call to join their group" What is the definition of "golden wrappers"?

Output: a group of females who engage in having sex with males who have herpes

rappers with the hugest king kong dongs you ever seen wrappin bout the realist shit in the world- bangin bitches and droppin em like tha hoez they is


Input: "man, felix's rundown of kurt cobain's tumultuous childhood really put a kraggle on my day" What is the definition of "kraggle"?

Output: "a wrinkle in one's asshole, usually caused by prolonged exposure to cold weather


Input: "a flatbelly will surely come here and show off her good looks" What is the definition of "flatbelly"?

Output: a woman with a flat stomach


Input: ""q: "hey, do you see that [hot girl] over there?"  a: "yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling" What is the definition of "beefswelling"?

Output: "1


Input: "person 1: yo dawg i was home alone and feelin frisky so i gave myself the dirty double stranger" What is the definition of "dirty double stranger"?

Output: the act of using your mouth and tongue to pleasure yourself in a way that you would if a dirty stranger was doing it to you


Input: "you are such an anti lad what a massive anti lad greg byrne is" What is the definition of "anti lad"?

Output: the total opposite of a lad


Input: "the gatling gun was first used in the civil war" What is the definition of "gatling gun"?

Output: a weapon developed by richard gatling during the american civil war

origanated from gattling who was the inventor of the machine gun (gatling gun)


Input: "wow your mom is a cockbucket" What is the definition of "cockbucket"?

Output: a word to describe somone who is of low intelligence and/or likes to suck cock

someone who is being a douche bag, stupid shit, or just plain moronic


Input: "i hate you, you cock bastard" What is the definition of "cock bastard"?

Output: my father


Input: "guy1: dude what happened last night? guy2: i don't even know, but it was def bad news beers" What is the definition of "bad news beers"?

Output: when you wake up after drinking and you feel like shit but you can't remember what happened last night that made you feel so terrible

when you drink too much beer and make bad decisions


Input: "mike: hey guys let's all smoke up discuss contemporary artwork while staring at the clouds josh: what the fuck, this isn't the blue mountains dickhead" What is the definition of "blue mountains"?

Output: a place in nsw where there are lots of hippies and people who are serious about smoking up

"a municipality and national park about 70km west of sydney


Input: "that door nazi bitch got me kicked out because i didn't give her money to watch this live band" What is the definition of "door nazi"?

Output: bitch at the door of a club, show, or other event who decides if you get in or not

one who watches the crowd at a bar and permits or does not permit people to stay


Input: ""holy fuck jake, i just did a self flushing poo "no way" What is the definition of "a self flushing poo"?

Output: when you are doing a poo and get scared then stand up and try to flush the toilet with your ass

a poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend


Input: "let's watch something on the divir" What is the definition of "divir"?

Output: the small square screen in the [living room] opposite the couch where the [tv] is

a short way to say d-v-r or digital video recorder


Input: "man, crap in a sack is kickin my ass" What is the definition of "crap in a sack"?

Output: a game where you grab a shitload of quarters and go to the arcade


Input: ""would u like to add on a derick to what you're having?  "derick would compliment that splendidly" What is the definition of "derick"?

Output: "a side dish


Input: "janie don't borify me with another lecture on the migration patterns of dung beetles" What is the definition of "borify"?

Output: to bore the fuck out of someone

"a combination of "boring" and "horrific" when an experience or conversation is so incredibly dull that it could be defined as a horrifying experience


Input: "my dear lord, look at the grundle nuggets on her" What is the definition of "grundle nuggets"?

Output: the little rocks of poop that fall out of a girls butt when she wipes it

matted human feces found in the shaggy area between the cornhole and ball sack / love taco (better known as the taint)


Input: "dude did you hear what they just said? they must be on crazy pills" What is the definition of "crazy pills"?

Output: pills mentioned in zoolander in which people appear to go crazy

pills mentioned in zoolander in which people appear to go crazy


Input: "my oral report on vegetarians was rudely interrupted by johnny's anal report on what he ate for lunch" What is the definition of "anal report"?

Output: a tendency to always report on topics that relate to one's rectum

a loud [fart] that can be heard by a room full of people


Input: "hey baby can i get a piece of that fine ass" What is the definition of "can i get a piece"?

Output: it means that you want to have sex with a certain person

it means that you want to have sex with a certain person


Input: "the leaves are turning yellow; the autumn fairy must be working hard" What is the definition of "autumn fairy"?

Output: the magical fairy who travels from town to town bringing autumn with her

the autumn fairy changes the colors of the leaves in fall


Input: "that tourist is being a borosie" What is the definition of "borosie"?

Output: the act of taking an unnecessary, boring walk

jamaican slang for a rude person, a jerk


Input: "a face card is a hundred dolla bill -r" What is the definition of "face card"?

Output: a nob in da club who spends all his time talkin to bitches and barely plays poker


Input: "jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? this party is nothing but a dick salad" What is the definition of "dick salad"?

Output: a social gathering where the ratio of guys to girls is extremely unbalanced (more guys than girls)


Input: "billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet" What is the definition of "banishing the white demons"?

Output: while masturbating, you try and force the sperm into an open hole, like the hole on a milk carton

a male jerking off, pounding pud, five knuckle shuffle, stroking it, playing the skin flute, beating off


Input: ""he was giving it billy large potato's" What is the definition of "billy large potato's"?

Output: to give out more than you have


Input: "the infamous hacker icon captain crunch helped to popularize usage of the blue box in the 70s, making at&t's long distance phone service affordable for the masses" What is the definition of "blue box"?

Output: a tone generator built and used by [phone phreaks] during the 70s to illegally obtain free telephone service by synthesizing audio dial tones used for controlling switching stations

a tone generator built and used by [phone phreaks] during the 70s to illegally obtain free telephone service by synthesizing audio dial tones used for controlling switching stations


Input: ""beth: "whats your favorite sexual activity?"  rob: "i enjoy doing the anus soda so much" What is the definition of "anus soda"?

Output: when you sexualy jerk someone in the anus with your tounge

an anus soda is when you do a handstand and let someone else put a funnel into your anus and pour in soda


Input: ""yo, man, have you seem breyanna today?  "yeah" What is the definition of "breyanna"?

Output: a beautiful girl that will love you no matter what

a tiny girl who will just steal your heart


Input: "i really want to bone down tonight, do you think mike would be keen?" What is the definition of "bone down"?

Output: "to engage in intense sexual activity, which includes, but its not limited to getting "fucked" in every position possible multiple times in one sitting

"to engage in intense sexual activity, which includes, but its not limited to getting "fucked" in every position possible multiple times in one sitting


Input: "i want to buttfap you so hard  daddy can you buttfap me?" What is the definition of "buttfap"?

Output: anal sex, and or banging someone in the ass


Input: "i love your happy-groovy ways" What is the definition of "happy-groovy"?

Output: a way to describe something that makes you feel good, it is a combination of happy and groovy

living and loving every moment of your life


Input: "that girl is a phoney, she's not an akiah" What is the definition of "akiah"?

Output: a sweet girl with a down to earth attitude


Input: "woof woof  my name is arffmagetts" What is the definition of "arffmagetts"?

Output: a popular name for a dog that barks a lot

the real official name for a dog, other names used are considered nicknames and are insults to dogs


Input: ""i go to haakvard university" What is the definition of "haakvard university"?

Output: 1

the actual name for what was previously known as harvard university


Input: ""you bitch suck the brown stain of my panties" What is the definition of "brown stain"?

Output: the shit stain remaining in the center of a chicks undies after she wipes ass from back to front

when a big ass mother fucker takes a migit shit and mark his panties


Input: ""pac-10 fan: "what is a fullback?" big ten fan: "they only play real football in the sec" What is the definition of "sec"?

Output: southern football conference


Input: "i'm turning into a dough man to show you how much you mean to me" What is the definition of "dough man"?

Output: a person who puts on weight for the person he loves and then has to diet to keep slim

dough man - a man who resists his natural sexual urges to show his unfaltering devotion to his girlfriend


Input: "man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit" What is the definition of "ass nuts"?

Output: when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts

when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts


Input: "i scored some blue dolphins last night and rolled balls" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?

Output: good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the ocean

good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean


Input: "fo' rizzle dizzle, ma shizznit iz up thizzle fo' shizzle" What is the definition of "fo' rizzle"?

Output: a bastardization of 'for real', which is a bastardization of 'true that', which is a bastardization of 'that is true'

a bastardization of 'for real', which is a bastardization of 'true that', which is a bastardization of 'that is true'


Input: "damn, she's absolutely crumbian" What is the definition of "crumbian"?

Output: a person who is extremely attractive

a woman with exceeedingly large, shapely thighs and buttocks


Input: "look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked" What is the definition of "blachance"?

Output: "a word describing a black person who has the chance to speak before any other person in a conversation or in a group


Input: "that kid is such a party animal" What is the definition of "party animal"?

Output: a person who likes to party


Input: "all these new aged words make me feel so jurfik" What is the definition of "jurfik"?

Output: the feeling of being out dated or old fashioned because you are not hip with the jargon of the times

an emotional feeling of frustration mixed with confusion


Input: "as per definition b), i don't come come from an assassin's creed" What is the definition of "assassin's creed"?

Output: a) a video/ computer game in which you play as an assassin in one of many historical periods

a) a [multi-part] computer game b) a family business, passed down from generation to generation, in which all male family are [murder-for-hire] hitmen


Input: ""a: "check out that wheelie over there" What is the definition of "wheelie"?

Output: a: a hot girl who rides motorcycles, or anything else for that matter, very well

a derogatory term for a person who uses a wheelchair


Input: "dude: wow check out those cool kids hanging out by the bouncy-bonanza unicorn gum ball machine dispensers" What is the definition of "cool kids"?

Output: as in, *not* cool kids


Input: "a flock of seagulls began wispering as the nerdy girl walked by" What is the definition of "a flock of seagulls"?

Output: women who flock together to make fun of, to shit on others, or to talk shit about others

women who flock together to make fun of, to shit on others, or to talk shit about others


Input: "the majority of arab leaders only seem to be able to hamasturbate" What is the definition of "hamasturbate"?

Output: to encourage and sponsor terrorism

to do something that only serves your selfish needs and does not do anything with regards for anyone else nor does it advance your group forward


Input: "1) ow do its me, blubbeh, i'm a right un  2) blubbeh is the next noremac9" What is the definition of "blubbeh"?

Output: 1) a man from the south of england 2) a rising star in the field of internet broadcasting


Input: "oh man, i got some jooty last night at the temple" What is the definition of "jooty"?

Output: sanctified sex


Input: "he took twenty tequila shots and now hes bellyrocketing all over my carpet" What is the definition of "bellyrocketing"?

Output: throwing up

intense projectile vomiting, usually resulting from drinking too much alcohol or ipecac


Input: "james ponton u big anti lad for sacking off a binge session to go and play loved up with your mrs" What is the definition of "anti lad"?

Output: being a terra lad and leaving your m8's for a new girlfriend on a big occasion

being a terra lad and leaving your m8's for a new girlfriend on a big occasion


Input: "david gilmour is my inspiration (as well as other ones too)" What is the definition of "david gilmour"?

Output: one of the several reasons why i want to play the electric guitar

one of the several reasons why i want to play the electric guitar


Input: "byte stealer is a member of the ucod" What is the definition of "byte stealer"?

Output: "byte stealer is a great programmer, his main language is [assembly]

member of the united coalition of the damned or ucod


Input: "austin kief is so awesome" What is the definition of "austin kief"?

Output: the most amazing person in the world

awesome hot and sexy, just plain awesome, sandgasm


Input: "d00d did you check out my new el jay layout, its totally the sex, check it out and tell me what you think" What is the definition of "el jay"?

Output: all the cool scene kids spell lj, el jay

all the cool scene kids spell lj, el jay


Input: "your new ride is 'bout it" What is the definition of "'bout it"?

Output: very cool, stellar


Input: "ryan and duncan's bromance lasted for about 8 years before it turned into a sort of brotrimony" What is the definition of "brotrimony"?

Output: the final stage of a [bromance]

"a longtime friendship that started off as a bromance but has started to grow stale & repetitive


Input: "slam dunk is a sports-themed anime series about a basketball team from shohoku high school" What is the definition of "slam dunk"?

Output: a very popular anime and manga series about a basketball team from shohoku high school

"slam dunk centers around hanamichi sakuragi, who starts as a delinquent outcast, becoming the leader of a gang


Input: "she decided to order the noobles at dinner" What is the definition of "noobles"?

Output: nobles, but without the's'

a particularly fun kind of japanese noodle


Input: "this kfc has no mountain dew left, oh blaff" What is the definition of "blaff"?

Output: blaff is a word used in minecraftia meaning [blasted] or [bloody hell]

lazy term for undesirable, or disgusting


Input: "wow that kid avery stratford sucks fat dick" What is the definition of "avery stratford"?

Output: a fucking faggot who has a tiny penis and likes to eat dick

a dickless blond haired dip shit who obvi doesn't get any any