Input: "rodney dangerfield's character in caddyshack is rich and wild and probably hasn't picked up a drill in years, but he's still a regular guy" What is the definition of "regular guy"?

Output: 1

a guy who is humble, down-to-earth, open and honest, easy to get along with, and generally well-versed about all the usual things people do


Input: "i wish i had air conditioning - there sure is a lot of ball soup going on down there" What is the definition of "ball soup"?

Output: when a man's testicles are so large that they fall to the bottom of his pants and slap against his thighs!

when, in the heat of summer, your balls are soaked in sweat


Input: ""john's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market  boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market? girlfirend: yes lets" What is the definition of "cheese market"?

Output: the act of having sexual intercourse

smelly discharge from under the foreskin


Input: "baby, let me put my shaboingboing in your wet shabangbang now" What is the definition of "shabangbang"?

Output: a vagina, a


Input: "girl 1: why are you walking funny? girl 2: i slept with colin pollock" What is the definition of "colin pollock"?

Output: the biggest douchebag in the world

colin pollock is a term for someone who will rock your fucking world in bed


Input: "i am going to use buoyancy media to advertise my company" What is the definition of "buoyancy media"?

Output: a form of advertising by using a small boat with your company name on it and floating it in the ocean during a major sporting event

buoyancy media are a creative digital marketing business based in manchester


Input: "steve left the room mid way through the film to bash one out" What is the definition of "bash one out"?

Output: (verb) originating from yorkshire, this term means to masturbate, or [wank]

"(verb) originating from yorkshire, this is a slang term for the act of masturbating, or "bashing"


Input: "man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?" What is the definition of "crop dust"?

Output: when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened


Input: "  hey, di-di-dit" What is the definition of "di-di-dit"?

Output: a fast way of saying dick, usually used when in distress or when saying it for the first time

" an imitation of the "stuttering" hand motions and clattering sounds heard when one makes an unsuccessful attempt to retrieve a falling object


Input: "i sucked his dick so long i got the cock jaw" What is the definition of "cock jaw"?

Output: the affliction caused by extended cock sucking

the affliction caused by extended cock sucking


Input: "yeah, amanda's not great but she's just my placeholder girlfriend" What is the definition of "placeholder girlfriend"?

Output: the girl you're not really serious about but you don't want anyone else to have

a girfriend (or boyfriend) that you date with the plan to ditch them as soon as something better comes along


Input: "that marnie sucks, i love anscombe" What is the definition of "anscombe"?

Output: the best!

a lot cooler than anyone by the name of marnie


Input: "dude, you know tom, he has the 12 guage facial" What is the definition of "12 guage facial"?

Output: a shooting from close range with a 12 guage shotgun resulting in a peppered effect to the face

when ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne


Input: "look at that boy showing off blinblineo" What is the definition of "blinblineo"?

Output: something you wear around your waist and look cool


Input: "i love you, bibachka" What is the definition of "bibachka"?

Output: a term of endearment created by two girls who had no idea what it meant when they started using it, but thought it sounded nice


Input: "he he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying" What is the definition of "ballshagged"?

Output: to have heen ballsed up


Input: "one need not go to ohio for a cleveland steamer, we've got the altoona steamer" What is the definition of "altoona steamer"?

Output: like the [ohio] steam but instead of cleveland, its altoona out in pennsylvania


Input: "omg that guy missed me ten times and i capt, he's such a dasefex" What is the definition of "dasefex"?

Output: a


Input: "alex kapranos wears pimp shoes and yellow belts" What is the definition of "alex kapranos"?

Output: the leader of the new scottish gentry(aka franz ferdinand)

the leader of the new scottish gentry(aka franz ferdinand)


Input: "alec lightwood came out by kissing magnus in front of the entire clave and hundreds of downworlders" What is the definition of "alec lightwood"?

Output: alec lightwood is the 17 year old love interest of jace wayland and is described as

alec lightwood is a shadowhunter in cassandra clare's series the mortal instruments


Input: "that little bunker monkey is a tough bitch to tag" What is the definition of "bunker monkey"?

Output: paintball reference: someone who jumps from bunker to bunker without getting hit

paintball reference: someone who jumps from bunker to bunker without getting hit


Input: "too bag for that big nose, i hate anne franking her" What is the definition of "anne franking"?

Output: a verb which describes when you hide your jewish girlfriend unless you want to have sex

a verb which describes when you hide your jewish girlfriend unless you want to have sex


Input: "that was some dank ass nug, we better fucking take a bell boost" What is the definition of "bell boost"?

Output: a small but potent amount of marijuana smoked through a car's air intake to increase its power

when one is hungry and decides they need some late night taco bell


Input: "i moved to massena optomistic 3 months later i atempted suicide and have been in therapy ever since go red raiders" What is the definition of "massena"?

Output: a town in new york filled with drama, sluts, potheads and has-been football players

a shity ass hole in the ground in upstate ny consisting of natives, gangstas! (who claim to be duces dushes? erm whatever), people who think there punk, and preps


Input: "jadah is such a nice person" What is the definition of "jadah"?

Output: a girl who is very sweet, caring and understanding

a wonderful person inside and definitely out the are mostly girls of mixed race and and are shy til they get to know


Input: "yo dat tigah woods ain't black, he's blackenese" What is the definition of "blackenese"?

Output: a slang term for a half black (african-american), half asian person


Input: "omg i love garrys mod" What is the definition of "garrys mod"?

Output: a addictive build server, with alot of crap

a addictive build server, with alot of crap


Input: "i scored some blue dolphins last night and rolled balls" What is the definition of "blue dolphins"?

Output: good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean

good ecstacy pills, real ones are from the caribbean


Input: "" gee what the fuck is up with paul " dude he's cock level" What is the definition of "cock level"?

Output: 1

the point at which someone turns into an asshole after consuming a certain amount of alcohol


Input: ""brendan "look at cappe take that shot"  ross "watch, he's going to carmelo anthony it" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?

Output: the act of taking a shot in basketball with no shirt on, like carmelo anthony often does

the most overrated player in the nba, taking a fade-away on every shot including a free throw shot


Input: "afx is one of richard d" What is the definition of "afx"?

Output: one of r

phonetic contraction of [aphex twin], though considered a name in its own right


Input: "please don't lecture me about how polar bears are going to starve, it's really eco tedious" What is the definition of "eco tedious"?

Output: when someone bores you with all their [eco friendly] habits and beliefs

"someone who is "eco tedious" constantly drones on about environmental issues, global warming, how you should recycle and so on


Input: ""my roommate often calls me a bitch ass cunt is hopes that he is highly offenisve but inside ends up humoring me" What is the definition of "bitch ass cunt"?

Output: a person who is two faced

this word is often used by men who tend to be vindictive and hateful by nature


Input: "he's a winner lol" What is the definition of "a winner"?

Output: a person who has had sexual intercourse more than once

a person who is homeless, crazy, werid, funny looking, or sometimes retarted


Input: "you pinko faggots better get the hell offa my lawn" What is the definition of "pinko"?

Output: "variant of "pinko communist" which was in turn a derivative of "red" as in red communist


Input: ""that ferrit website is so annoying" What is the definition of "ferrit"?

Output: a ferrit is an internet troll that feeds off of attention, whether it be positive or negative

an overrated overadvertised [website] which is only designed to make people buy [expensive] [crap] they don't want


Input: "i wonder which is greater, all the stars in the sky or the cell-u-verse" What is the definition of "cell-u-verse"?

Output: the next evolution of television from at&t

the total number of reachable cellphones


Input: "have you seen your ex-girlfriend lately? that girl is looking hella ate up" What is the definition of "ate up"?

Output: wack, ugly, stupid, dumb, not cool, busted, ugly as fuck, stupid as hell

"the nasty appearance people take on after using meth for a while


Input: "bill was working on his chillaxification on the day of the test" What is the definition of "chillaxification"?

Output: the act of bill hicks


Input: ""what the bibjobadies are you doing, you dumby? "what is you crazy bibjobadies thinking about now?""" What is the definition of "bibjobadies"?

Output: a person who is obsessed with jobs and can only think about jobs all day


Input: "yeah i didnt want to have sex with jas so i just gave her some brown snow instead" What is the definition of "brown snow"?

Output: the act of shitting on someones face

taking and freezing a large shit to use as a frozen dildo for your girlfriend to play with


Input: "if that guy keeps talking smack i am going to go over there and clowney his ass" What is the definition of "clowney"?

Output: go up to someone you don't like and continuously shove your finger up their ass like andy clowney does to opposing team's offensive lineman

verb meaning to physically destroy someone or something


Input: "i spent the weekend with my [bieberholic] cousin and now i have a bad case of bieberrhoea" What is the definition of "bieberrhoea"?

Output: after spending the night with justin bieber you get bieberrhoea

a violent gastric condition brought about from excessive exposure to justin bieber songs, fans, tweets, or fan-tweets


Input: "brian, gareth, soloman, damian, terry, ross, eggbert and zachary were bored of pairing together for a [dutch rudder], so they decided to come together, literally, forming an albanian steering wheel" What is the definition of "albanian steering wheel"?

Output: when two men pair their beards together, hence creating a new beard that has two heads

a circle of [dutch rudders] (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their [shaft], and performing the motion of masturbating)


Input: "i wish i had an albfro like albert hammond jr" What is the definition of "albfro"?

Output: the afro sported by albert hammond jr, the coolest guy in the history of the world

used to describe the unruly affro of one of the most talented guitarists ever - [albert hammond jr


Input: "everyone knows that spooning leads to forking" What is the definition of "spooning leads to forking"?

Output: a term that refers to the act of using a fork after spooning

common phrase linking the acts of [spooning] and [forking]


Input: "they're playing that song again?  that's totally wicked" What is the definition of "wicked"?

Output: something that's really cool

one of the greatest broadway musicals of all time


Input: "the awkward silence was made even more awkward when bill released a smelly butt chuckle" What is the definition of "butt chuckle"?

Output: a fart that makes you laugh, usually making the situation extremely awkward

noun- a fart which produces noise from the butt cheeks slapping against each other


Input: "that girl i screwed last night was a dead sexy g bunny" What is the definition of "g bunny"?

Output: grandma's undies usually worn by hot chicks that you screw on a regular basis

"referred to lots of female ravers, particularly ones that take the drug "ghb"


Input: ""tie up the horses and grab a tin y'all; it's bean time" What is the definition of "bean time"?

Output: (n) the supper hour in the deep south


Input: "dog man" What is the definition of "dog man"?

Output: our poor dog that is neglected


Input: "dilbert loves to colyn other men" What is the definition of "colyn"?

Output: "to colyn is to anally penetrate your friend while maintaining eye contact and saying loving things to one another

a raging homosexual that drives a mustang and wears coach shoes


Input: "hillary clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property" What is the definition of "do-gooder"?

Output: someone who is 'doing good' but is actually doing more harm than good


Input: "i think i'm turning beernivorous" What is the definition of "beernivorous"?

Output: after a few beers, one's appetite for food decreases

1)a state of being where one is reliant on [beer] to survive 2)rare hybrid of human and robot that gains all its nutrition from beer


Input: "corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home" What is the definition of "a-shirting"?

Output: the act of taking off ones shirt to impress or arouse someone either male or female using your shirt as a weapon

the act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper


Input: " look a greg he's such a cool cat with his pants on the ground" What is the definition of "cool cat"?

Output: a person who is chillin like a villin and who got their pants on the ground or the gold in their mouth or their hat turned sideways

a person who is chillin like a villin and who got their pants on the ground or the gold in their mouth or their hat turned sideways


Input: "a person is running down a hill and falls over, the people who see this person fall over point and him and yell bahhlooetum." What is the definition of "bahhlooetum."?

Output: a person who is being [nice] and helping another person up from falling

a way of laughing meaning haha look at them


Input: "brittany murphy first major role was on the television show murphy brown" What is the definition of "brittany murphy"?

Output: american actress who had her breakout role in the 1995 comedy clueless

"american actress who had her breakout role in the 1995 comedy "clueless"


Input: "abby held the door for marsella, shes such a gs" What is the definition of "gs"?

Output: an abbreviation for good sport


Input: "i can't read this chicken scratch" What is the definition of "chicken scratch"?

Output: illegible handwriting


Input: "dude stop watching gaynal porn" What is the definition of "gaynal"?

Output: a gay man's anal porn


Input: ""hey butter cake face" What is the definition of "butter cake face"?

Output: a person who has a really fat face and looks like a cake


Input: "i'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night" What is the definition of "tons o' fun"?

Output: a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good [hit and run] because of her zealous eagerness to please

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good [hit and run] because of her zealous eagerness to please


Input: "he went up to jenn and did a bromsky to her boobies" What is the definition of "bromsky"?

Output: doing a pass by on a girl's boobs with the inside of your index finger and thumb

when you put your face between a pair of dd's and say bromsky (shaking your face back and forth


Input: "last night i went booty grazing and had to choose between 3 different hoes" What is the definition of "booty grazing"?

Output: to go out looking for that fine ass booty

"the act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established


Input: "desert hot springs gangs are an prodigy of poorest town in riverside county" What is the definition of "desert hot springs gangs"?

Output: city of dhs

desert hot springs is a small town of a population of 26,000 and have the highest crime rate in california for a small town/city


Input: "you stank twat waffle" What is the definition of "twat waffle"?

Output: 1


Input: "hey get me that hootiemahootum" What is the definition of "hootiemahootum"?

Output: a way of saying anything you want


Input: "i really liked this guy, but we had an internetionship and when we met in person it was weird" What is the definition of "internetionship"?

Output: a relationship based solely on emails or online chat

a relationship you build with someone, solely through the use of the internet or modern technology


Input: "what a secret squirrel that guy is" What is the definition of "secret squirrel"?

Output: 1

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser


Input: "the only way that [clut] gets off is with a clutmallet" What is the definition of "clutmallet"?

Output: a dildo for the very broken

a croquet mallet used to stimulate a clut


Input: "hey sergeant blue, the commander is having trouble with some checkpoints so we need to go out and ball wash for awhile" What is the definition of "ball wash"?

Output: 1

-to attend to the needs of key leaders and/or high ranking individuals


Input: "martha: i had a whole packet of oreos for tea moistula: wow, bladdy lave that" What is the definition of "bladdy lave that"?

Output: tha shat when tha shat shud be

"expression meaning one loves or "laves" a certain thing, said in an amusing accent


Input: "hitman has a total of 4325 gs" What is the definition of "gs"?

Output: gajigger smajigger - something you use when running out of ideas for a name for your new pet, or any other creation in a mmorpg

short for gamer score used in xbox live as a score that you get by playing in a game and success in a specific goal


Input: "after teh tour de france the ass basket on lance armstrong's suit was apparent" What is the definition of "ass basket"?

Output: the after effects of sharding creating a dried crusty lining of one's under garments

the after effects of sharding creating a dried crusty lining of one's under garments


Input: "john did an alabama steamer on her? sick" What is the definition of "alabama steamer"?

Output: when a guy or girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth, then proceeds to tongue the shit into their own mouth

"taking a "number two" on a female's vagina and then performing oral sex on her


Input: "memoirs of a geisha" What is the definition of "geisha"?

Output: geisha is not the name of a specific profession in japan

a gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans


Input: "bigfuzzyarchon 0wnz 1shot1kill" What is the definition of "bigfuzzyarchon"?

Output: the 1337357 man on the planet earth

an uber 1337 h4x0r who play's battlefield 1942 and unreal tournament 2003 and everybody loves him


Input: "nichole(on phone): hey i'm gettin nekkid" What is the definition of "nekkid"?

Output: 1

when ya aint got no clothes on and yer up ta no good


Input: "i gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night" What is the definition of "dirty dumbledore"?

Output: "after sex, you ask her if she wants to stay for breakfast

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz


Input: ""who's coming to the party with you?  "yo, i'm coming with the flip mode squad" What is the definition of "flip mode squad"?

Output: the group of people who are hangin out together, usually a group of friends, a gang, etc

filipinos are sometimes referred to as flips


Input: "dude, check out her almond rest" What is the definition of "almond rest"?

Output: the shape of a girl's butt crack


Input: "person # 1: did you see that poor little bee crash and burn over there? person # 2: yeah i think he got rug burns on his beez neez" What is the definition of "beez neez"?

Output: a alternative word for the private area of a male or female, usualy used to giggle and laugh with friends

approximately the mid section of a beez legs


Input: "cuezick eats bacon  what a fuckin cuezick" What is the definition of "cuezick"?

Output: a fat bastard who has a fetish for bacon

person who loves to eat bacon constantly everyday


Input: "lets go get some groceries" What is the definition of "groceries"?

Output: another word for marijuana

southern slang for food or something to eat


Input: "cynthia tucker is a columnist for the atlanta urinal constipation" What is the definition of "atlanta urinal constipation"?

Output: an alternate name for the atlanta journal-constitution

an alternate name for the atlanta journal-constitution


Input: "when she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean" What is the definition of "butt nut"?

Output: a large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus

a large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus


Input: "i saw doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious" What is the definition of "boner swag"?

Output: the way someone walks with a boner

the way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner


Input: "yeh, if she find out i forgot when her birthday is i'm going to go to hell in a handbasket" What is the definition of "hell in a handbasket"?

Output: a phrase that your mom uses to describe that she is pissed off, and things are going to hell

comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit


Input: "kill him he’s a messenger" What is the definition of "a messenger"?

Output: a messenger is someone who is the carrier of a disease

a person that is not a ginger but has red facial/ pubic hair that reports classified information of non gingers to the ginger community


Input: "if not for my bark busters i would have broke all my fingers from the rocks chuck sent flying at me when he twisted the throttle" What is the definition of "bark busters"?

Output: a great motor cycle that has a unique sound like no other

plastic or metal hand guards on dirt bikes that protect your hands from hitting objects such as trees, bushes, cactus, rocks flying at you from your buddy's rear tire


Input: "for lunch i ate a turkey and lettuce bunwich" What is the definition of "bunwich"?

Output: a sandwich made using a hamburger bun instead of bread, usually to make things easier for large groups of people

a sandwich on a bun or a bun made by a witch


Input: "bite me" What is the definition of "bite me"?

Output: back off


Input: "bro check out that bro edition f-150; it's quite the hotness" What is the definition of "bro edition"?

Output: any vehicle, typically a truck, that is decked out in every possible accessory including a lift kit, mud tires, and a crack pipe

the term refers to any raised trucks usually driven by the [clique] more commonly known as [bro]


Input: "it is 12:56 by the clock glyph on my phone" What is the definition of "glyph"?

Output: an icon, or pictorial symbol displayed on an electronic device to represent a function or feature that can be accessed on the device

"another word for "icons" that appear on phones or computer desktops


Input: "i had a backside ron done on me when my wallet was stolen without me noticing" What is the definition of "backside ron"?

Output: a type of mugging where the mugger/street thug will steal your wallet from your back pocket without you knowing

taking advantage of any situation in which you are either taken by surprise or you take someone by surprise


Input: "north korea was not a threat until he ignorantly and stupidly put them on this lil list called axis of evil" What is the definition of "axis of evil"?

Output: term used by george w

something that bush made to take the blame off him


Input: "does this make my back pussy look fat?" What is the definition of "back pussy"?

Output: another word for the anus


Input: "as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spiders in her crack" What is the definition of "arse spiders"?

Output: arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders

arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders


Input: "look at the tits on that squig coming out of the high school" What is the definition of "squig"?

Output: a pre-adult female, generally between the ages of 12 and 16, who exhibits all or most of the following physical characteristics: large, engorged breasts with pronounced nipples

a hot teenage girl that you want to do but would be arrested if you did


Input: "friar tuck or zinadine zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake" What is the definition of "barm cake"?

Output: barm cake used as an insult resembeling a shaven head with a crack up the middle

when a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake


Input: "that glyn on big brother is such a spud" What is the definition of "glyn"?

Output: a spud

an utter spud from north wales who inexplicably stole the silver medal in bb7 from the charming aisleyne


Input: "i bate rape my crush every night" What is the definition of "bate rape"?

Output: when you jack off and imagine raping someone

similar to [masturrape], bate rape means to [masturbate] to someone or their pictures, or to think about them while you [masturbate]


Input: "*guy falls of a bike*  father - shmeuly, ata beseder?(shmeuly are you ok?) shmeuly- ken, aba, ani beseder" What is the definition of "beseder"?

Output: "hebrew word for "all right", used in israel

a hebrew word currently used in israel to say ok or good


Input: ""a: "do you know who was appointed annoyer-in-chief" What is the definition of "annoyer-in-chief"?

Output: the most annoying person in the us armed forces

top asshole in power, dedicated to making the lives of people under his power as miserable as possible


Input: "he was so assed out he couldn't even stand up" What is the definition of "assed out"?

Output: high on coke


Input: "sunday morning brunch: mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear" What is the definition of "jew burger"?

Output: bagel

"a bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese


Input: ""a west side gang member was caught on the east side without a g pass and therefore beat down and robbed" What is the definition of "g pass"?

Output: a pass that allows members of the gang to go to the other side without being beat up or robbed down

"a guarantee of immunity from violence or other acts dangerous to one's person or property when in another's territory


Input: "that guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the canadian surprise" What is the definition of "canadian surprise"?

Output: the act of of decapitating a hockey player with your skate blade when they are not looking

extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees


Input: "i studied kenpo for several years, it was a lot like the karate i studied earlier" What is the definition of "kenpo"?

Output: a style of martial arts most commonly practice in the united states

"martial art derived from traditional okinawan martial arts, literally meaning "fist law"


Input: "i cannot fucking wait for next years bear creek" What is the definition of "bear creek"?

Output: the best float trip in colorado!

bear creek music and arts [festival] takes place every november in live oak, florida


Input: "e: wow, jt always says the randomest things c: yeah, it is so nubby" What is the definition of "nubby"?

Output: adjective that describes something unique and/or original


Input: "yo i scared your ass so bad youre such a balaschi" What is the definition of "balaschi"?

Output: a person who shits themselves when they get scared

the word balaschi tends to describe ugly guys who get their ass kicked on the reg


Input: "hey what the fulk is wrong with you?" What is the definition of "fulk"?

Output: a combination of fuck andulk


Input: "jonny wanted to adle brate susan" What is the definition of "adle brate"?

Output: the act of butt banging

to punch someone in the back of the head


Input: ""i just saw a video of kathy doing a triple penetration with 3 black guys" What is the definition of "triple penetration"?

Output: the act of entering one's vagina, anus and mouth with 3 objects, usually penis but can include dildos and straws etc

one of the favorite sex acts of a complete slut


Input: "i think its time for some chewbacca defense" What is the definition of "chewbacca defense"?

Output: the act of dipping or chewing tobacco to give an energy boost to guard against becoming tired or worn out

the act of dipping or chewing tobacco to give an energy boost to guard against becoming tired or worn out


Input: "i'm walking alone in detroit, thus i'm in deep shit" What is the definition of "deep shit"?

Output: when trouble surrounds you on all sides


Input: "if that dude doesnt watch his mouth he's gettin a candlelight serenade" What is the definition of "candlelight serenade"?

Output: the act of punching someone in the mouth with your crotch, lit on fire

a swift and short powerful blow from behind that strikes a man's testicles


Input: "beres hammond, delroy wilson, garnett silk are artists who create lovers rock" What is the definition of "lovers rock"?

Output: a sub-genre of reggae which is romantic

awesome, slow, old school reggae that sings about love


Input: ""that niggabitch started yelling and screaming about a simple yes or no question i asked her" What is the definition of "niggabitch"?

Output: 1

a black female who is full of anger and applies her anger towards other people to make herself feel better


Input: "that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump" What is the definition of "piss pump"?

Output: a hard dick being sucked


Input: ""donkey 1: "dude, your mums got a great [ass]" donkey 2: "oh yeah? come at me burro" What is the definition of "come at me burro"?

Output: "1

the challenge issued when one donkey wishes to fight another donkey either for honour or kicks


Input: "i had to endure a 5 minute food auction at molly's dinner party last night at appleby's" What is the definition of "food auction"?

Output: when you go out to dinner with friends and you have to bid on food items in an auction format to get them on your plate

"the annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or esl food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>""


Input: "imma pull a bruce willis on yo' fat ass" What is the definition of "bruce willis"?

Output: the coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness

the coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness


Input: "kyle and i met this hot chick at the bar, went back to her place and gave her a deep sea double" What is the definition of "deep sea double"?

Output: oral sex from a female without benefit of goggles or a face mask

when a woman is vaginally penetrated, in an aggressive manner, by two penises at the same time


Input: "dude, after those coors lights last night i have been blowing ass all fucking day" What is the definition of "blowing ass"?

Output: a fart of mass proportions


Input: "omg if i dont stop watching adam lambert and eating at the same time im going to get an adambulge" What is the definition of "adambulge"?

Output: when you eat and wack off at the same time

the little bit of poof on you tummy caused by sitting and watching anything to do with adam lambert and his super hotness while eating food


Input: "mige plays bass geetar for him" What is the definition of "bass geetar"?

Output: the instrument mige plays in [him] along with lazer guns and a drum stick

the instrument mige plays for [him] along side lazer and his [geetar with two schwaz]


Input: "he fell assward" What is the definition of "assward"?

Output: contraction of against his will

same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it


Input: "what is brett mccoy good at? all  when is brett mccoy's birthday? all" What is the definition of "brett mccoy"?

Output: the most amazing person in the world


Input: "on saturday nights, jamal and chauncey like to dip the shaw and pick up shorties" What is the definition of "dip the shaw"?

Output: to lower one's testicles into the orifice of a female

"to "cruise" down crenshaw blvd in los angeles


Input: ""teacher: "yeah, i think he may be right, i believe votz is a word""" What is the definition of "votz"?

Output: a new word that has been added to the english language


Input: "hardcore kids are the shit" What is the definition of "hardcore kids"?

Output: "being "hardcore" these days, doesn't mean you have to party, or fight, and be a devil worshiper

"being "hardcore" these days, doesn't mean you have to party, or fight, and be a devil worshiper


Input: "sally ate all that string cheese and those bean curds, and then had to go sit down for a while with a mo-hang that just wouldn't swing free" What is the definition of "mo-hang"?

Output: the combination of a mustache and a hang over, often seen in the wild after a night of [muh-fuckin]-[muh-lickin]-[suh-ee]


Input: "man,chris really gave snowball a huge bunny bleeder" What is the definition of "bunny bleeder"?

Output: when you knock a girl up and then leave her

when a person shoves a medal rod up a rabbits penis-hole,then pisses it out with chunks of flesh spewing into your mouth


Input: "i am going to watch ace combat play and create massive walls of death tonight at toads place" What is the definition of "ace combat"?

Output: an insanely awesome punk rock band from southern connecticut

an insanely awesome punk rock band from southern connecticut


Input: ""yo, that shit was manie" What is the definition of "manie"?

Output: 1


Input: "sandra let out some nasty anal acoustics" What is the definition of "anal acoustics"?

Output: "a synonym for "fart""


Input: "hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train i've ever heard - can i please give u a rim job? dude: ok" What is the definition of "fart train"?

Output: a long complex smell fart that sometimes results in a blonde asking for a rim job


Input: "lew rockwell is a libertarian barking moonbat" What is the definition of "barking moonbat"?

Output: an insane person, or one who exhibits the symptoms of lunar insanity

"someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be


Input: "man, my back pussy is sore from all those squats" What is the definition of "back pussy"?

Output: a reference to the male ass


Input: "he's in the counter culture channel movement" What is the definition of "counter culture channel movement"?

Output: a movement among some cable company employees to get together and smoke marijuana and do acid on the job and fight the power

a movement that seeks to establish a tv channel that airs only counter culture shows and news etc


Input: "spike is swill" What is the definition of "swill"?

Output: 1


Input: "california boy: i'm totally [stoked] redneck: do whaaat?  hot girl in bar- i was born a man boy who just made out with hot girl- do what?" What is the definition of "do what?"?

Output: something california says after every sentence


Input: ""did you see alice nine. in their "hello, dear numbers" tour? they improved so much" What is the definition of "alice nine."?

Output: a visual kei band from japan, who originally formed in 2004 with their single, rainbows


Input: "omg i fell in love with ewan mcgregor" What is the definition of "ewan mcgregor"?

Output: a amazing actor!! super hot especially in the movie moulin rouge

a amazing actor!! super hot especially in the movie moulin rouge


Input: "i had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that carl mcnugget went down" What is the definition of "carl mcnugget"?

Output: a solid, compact turd

that one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down


Input: "luke was sexually inactive for many years until he bought a bummerdog from his local pet store and has proceeded in engaging the animal in its anal activities" What is the definition of "bummerdog"?

Output: 1

a dog that is hormonally confused and is dependent on inserting its erect canine penis into the anus of another dog or human


Input: "hey, are you cold or something?  you're santandering" What is the definition of "santandering"?

Output: to tuck your dick between your legs, making it look like you have a santa beard

used to describe a girl whose nipples have become errect and are showing through her shirt


Input: "kb at my place tomorrow" What is the definition of "kb"?

Output: in the uk, it means gang violence between specific areas of london e

"acronym for "kickback" kickback: a get-together consisting of close friends, partying and drinking


Input: "hey man, ba-unit is in the house" What is the definition of "ba-unit"?

Output: a group of hardcore gangsta's that will happy slap you if you look at them funny, and to top it off they smell like poo

buenos aires unit, a division of ba crew, is an exclusive group/unit of car and music enthusiasts that began at lincoln school in buenos aires, argentina


Input: "hey, [person 1] is in the shower, i'm gonna go run the brazillian steamboat on him" What is the definition of "brazillian steamboat"?

Output: when a man shits on another's chest then jizzes on it, spreading it around with his penis

is a prank that happens when one person is in the shower and another person enters the bathroom and takes a nasty shit in the toilet


Input: "catherine lunski is a bitch" What is the definition of "catherine lunski"?

Output: a bitch


Input: "that guys zergling control is gosu but only a chogosu gamer could counter it" What is the definition of "chogosu"?

Output: a master gamer and/or a gamer who displays beast like skills


Input: "delilah ford is a whoreee" What is the definition of "delilah ford"?

Output: a sexy bitch


Input: "tommy was sol about getting laid" What is the definition of "sol"?

Output: stoked out loud


Input: "that girl over there is airport hot" What is the definition of "airport hot"?

Output: describing a girl who is not attractive enough to be classified as [hot] but is still sexually appealing

"a woman in the aviation industry who is moderately attractive, but far from hot


Input: "man 1: 'hey is that a man in a skirt?' man 2: 'yeah i know him at work, he's a cross dresser" What is the definition of "cross dresser"?

Output: a guy that dresses in woman's clothes

a male or female who wears clothes that are stereotypically worn by the opposite sex


Input: "i was so plundered drunk i ate a barbecheese sandwich and it was amazing" What is the definition of "barbecheese"?

Output: a type of cheese that is made from monkey or bear chest hair

a bread, barbecue sauce, and cheese sandwich


Input: "i finally got to aquaman dat hoe from work after sneaking up on her while she was taking a shower in the company locker room" What is the definition of "aquaman dat hoe"?

Output: the act of giving a woman oral sex while she is taking a shower

when you cum on a girl after doing her in the shower, hot-tub, bath


Input: "yo can i get grins on this bowl?" What is the definition of "grins"?

Output: the act of getting high

"a play on words of the pittsburgh expression "yins" and the bud expression "greens


Input: "you look clemmed love" What is the definition of "clemmed"?

Output: to be or to look like you are on drugs - high, stoned


Input: "he quit smoking weed because he used to always beevis in his chair after a bong rip" What is the definition of "beevis"?

Output: the act of becoming intoxicated and or high

to freak out, spasm, shake a little, experience paranoia, often as the result of drugs


Input: "i lost a couple pounds and now i'm lost in belt limbo" What is the definition of "belt limbo"?

Output: when you can't tell if you're supposed to wear your pants Loosened, Normal, or Tight

when your pants are too loose where your belt is normally set at, but too tight on the proceeding notch


Input: "oh man, this chakayla i have is killing me" What is the definition of "chakayla"?

Output: a std one gets from a public toilet


Input: "i went and grabbed my 223 full of ss109's" What is the definition of "223"?

Output: commonly thought of as the 5


Input: "after carl guzzled his cream of skeet he requested someone give him a rough rick" What is the definition of "rough rick"?

Output: a hand job given to a man after he has just cum

when one homosexual male grabs another homosexual males penis from behind and pulls it back to place it betwixt the other males buttocks


Input: "dennis was annoyed to all hell by the rampant cuntbaggery of most legislators" What is the definition of "cuntbaggery"?

Output: 1

"similar to "douchebaggery", means something along the lines of "the act of being a massive cunt"


Input: "jewcob owes me �10 from when i brought him lunch" What is the definition of "jewcob"?

Output: the name for someone who stiffes you on paying you back for lunch, and only pays you back in weed


Input: "i actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite" What is the definition of "black woman's kryptonite"?

Output: the combination of: low cut blouses, high heels, and an ass licking


Input: "that is some serious shiznitt" What is the definition of "shiznitt"?

Output: more than just shit


Input: "you can go golf, but i will be getting an agave boon massage" What is the definition of "agave boon massage"?

Output: the act of of masterbating while wearing a sombrero and having a silent 70's mexican porn star blowing a mean breeze on your nuts

an agave boon massage is a particularly rare kind of massage that was created in thailand in the 12th century for members of the thai aristocracy


Input: "*beth and aamy were giggling * justin: stop being so immature beth: well stop being such a fun sponge then" What is the definition of "fun sponge"?

Output: used by most people who are just bitter that other people can have fun without them

someone who stops everyone else having fun


Input: "he had a typical american clipcock with a neat high circumcisional scar" What is the definition of "clipcock"?

Output: an uncut penis

circumcised penis common among american males


Input: "i just received falacio from jessica" What is the definition of "falacio"?

Output: the act of eating out a vagina

the act of performing oral sex on a man's penis


Input: "hey deliliah sweety, would u fancy a bowling ball tonight?" What is the definition of "bowling ball"?

Output: two in the pink, one in the stink


Input: "you kids would'nt know doing the gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face" What is the definition of "doing the gloria"?

Output: a dance move Gloria gaynor made famous in her hit i will survive

seventies slang for the act of self-gratication using toothpicks


Input: "fit dude 1 : hey, have you checked out the chasing george website yet?  fit dude 2: yeah, chasing george are amazing" What is the definition of "chasing george"?

Output: chasing george are an amazing rock band from the gold coast, australia

a indie/pop band soon to take the uk by storm! name inspired by george sampson


Input: "i went to kroger, and barbecue grippos were 4 for $5" What is the definition of "grippos"?

Output: a type of chicken at kentucky fried chicken


Input: "bob: did you see ryan boredquit irc yesterday? jack: yeah, what was that about? bob: clearly he was too bored, even for irc" What is the definition of "boredquit"?

Output: to quit something because you are bored

similar to ragequit, but happens when a person is so bored that things that are normally used to prevent boredom add to it


Input: "she has some fine bulgarian airbags" What is the definition of "bulgarian airbags"?

Output: refers to breast implants


Input: ""hey man you wanna go bandy drinking tonight?  "man he's so drunk, he's totally bandy" What is the definition of "bandy drinking"?

Output: to get so drunk that you act like a complete idiot


Input: "this chick was all over me, knocking it down is gonna be glass joe" What is the definition of "glass joe"?

Output: "any particularly annoying girl who you want to remain anonymous


Input: "your outfit is amazeboobs" What is the definition of "amazeboobs"?

Output: when something is so amazing that it tends to make your boobs hard

equivalent of amazeballs - only better, because it's boobs


Input: "we were on our way to the zebra and noel pulls a chi-town boogie on me, i havnt heard from him since" What is the definition of "chi-town boogie"?

Output: "when you hang with people from chicago and they"ve got that gangta style and you love it, you can say you "chi-town boogie""

"similar to the irish goodbye the chi-town boogie takes place in a cab after a night of drinking with one or more friends riding with you


Input: "chris is such a kock" What is the definition of "kock"?

Output: a guy who has never had sex and is dumber than shit

aternate spelling of cock used to infer that your boss is a penis


Input: "you you turn me on with thos chicken figery hands do it dip them chicken fingers in that hot sauce" What is the definition of "chicken fingers"?

Output: the the fingers on a chicken wing

the type of enjoyable food that makes you like your fingers


Input: "girl shake dat booty meat dat booty meat dat booty meat dat booty meat girl" What is the definition of "booty meat"?

Output: the juice that comes from the booty

possibly the stupidest way of describin a broad with a nice ass, booty was better, came from the song booty meat by soulja boy


Input: "carmelo anthony is lighting up the miami heat" What is the definition of "carmelo anthony"?

Output: one of the best players in the nba, who plays for the new york knicks

a professional basketball player for the new york knicks who is impossible to stop, he spits fire


Input: "you're a fuckin shore-whore" What is the definition of "shore-whore"?

Output: a tourist slut, someone who comes to the jersey shore for the summer and fucks every guy there

"an individual (man/woman) who watches "jersey shore", regardless of reasoning"


Input: "my brain cant function on a level low enough that a p.c. user would be able to comprehend" What is the definition of "p.c. user"?

Output: the abreviation for personal computer see [computer]


Input: "the decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin" What is the definition of "another nail in the coffin"?

Output: to add another 'problem' to your life


Input: "the campbell twins love each other in a non-brotherly way" What is the definition of "campbell twins"?

Output: two girls who were born 1 minute apart from each other and share a mental connection

a homosexual couple made of two brothers who enjoy anal and oral sex with each other


Input: "dude, that emmzee just pwned us all" What is the definition of "emmzee"?

Output: a internet gamer who seems to always win no matter what

an emmzee is a common tag for a cheater in halo ce!


Input: "snaps that earf tone has some mad game yo" What is the definition of "earf tone"?

Output: see: [dope], [tight], [phat]

a black individual that speaks an excess of ebonics


Input: "girl: i come from fulton" What is the definition of "fulton"?

Output: a small town in missouri that is known for nothing


Input: "former brielle elementary school students who remain loyal to their small, yet mighty, town of bvill" What is the definition of "bvill"?

Output: slang for the small town of blackville, quebec, canada


Input: ""recruiter: "so you're still thinking about joining the corps?" hans: "actually i'm plannning on going for the bundeswehr" What is the definition of "bundeswehr"?

Output: a german military force

today's armed forces of germany, consists et al


Input: "steve: i saw this black guy who looked asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today bob: must have been a filipino mudslide steve: probably" What is the definition of "filipino mudslide"?

Output: when a filipino girl wih a penis the size of a mudslide slurps on some guy's dick

a person whom retains the combined appearance of both a black person and an asian person


Input: "ive been shannaned thousands of times" What is the definition of "shannaned"?

Output: to be dissed or put down

"to be shannaned is: when a boy goes in for a kiss and the girl turns her cheek


Input: "fuck off, hugh, you're such a creeping jesus" What is the definition of "creeping jesus"?

Output: a creeping jesus is someone who creeps you out so much, you have to compare him/her to jesus


Input: ""amber: "all i can dream about is having a jeriod and making him mine forever" What is the definition of "jeriod"?

Output: the sexiest man on earth

an unbelievable hot guy, who is nothing but muscles


Input: "that guy is really clowneying out there, he has sacked #10 over four times in just this one game" What is the definition of "clowneying"?

Output: the act of shooting and killing another player in an online video game

owning the single game sack record at your rival's stadium


Input: "wow look at that guy's gay man's ring" What is the definition of "gay man's ring"?

Output: a gay man's wedding band

when a man wears a thick silver ring, preferably with a wavy imprinted design, on his middle, pointer or thumb


Input: "jerome: chadsworth, dude, why are you hitting on my sister?  chadsworth: it's serious jerome, i'm pretty sure i'm gonna have a bopportunity" What is the definition of "bopportunity"?

Output: the realization of love at first sight and the impulsive urge to pursue it


Input: "jeff told abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night" What is the definition of "brownberry salad"?

Output: the act of shitting on a person's chest then throwing berries on it to make it look like a salad

when someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present


Input: "sum1: g is a batty bwoi sum1 else: yeh i kno man he is well gay" What is the definition of "batty bwoi"?

Output: a gay guy from jamaica or bermuda


Input: "my phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles" What is the definition of "crappydoodles"?

Output: 1

a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed


Input: "call of duty 4 = pwn" What is the definition of "call of duty 4"?

Output: the greatest game ever made


Input: "when it comes to the ladies, i always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius" What is the definition of "bald-headed genius"?

Output: a nick name for don king because he is a genius and has no hair


Input: "wow, rafael nadal is a real butt picker - he just loves to pick his clamdigger shorts out of his ass" What is the definition of "butt picker"?

Output: someone who has to constantly pick their pants out of their butt


Input: ""wow, that shirt is very burtonesque" What is the definition of "burtonesque"?

Output: to have the qualities which make it seem as if something was created by the legendary horror film director, tim burton

burtonesque is a word that describes a way of life defined by tim burton fans


Input: "he's just stroking his epen" What is the definition of "epen"?

Output: internet slang for [penis]

internet boasting or bragging about skills related to gaming


Input: "what's up wit cha fam-a-lams" What is the definition of "fam-a-lams"?

Output: your friends who are close to you

"another way of saying family - this was created by a member of hotsuey known only as the "kid""


Input: "the job would have been done in 10 minutes if i hadn't been fobio" What is the definition of "fobio"?

Output: new technology that combines [fob] with [obio]

"an acronym for frequently outwitted by inanimate objects


Input: "british people - i think an american was trying to insult me for being british the other day, but i couldn't really hear him over my free healthcare" What is the definition of "british people"?

Output: people who the americans sometimes like to poke fun at, but the british can't really hear it over their free healthcare

people who the americans sometimes like to poke fun at, but the british can't really hear it over their free healthcare


Input: "kelly woke up in the morning without her long johns on thinking of only the cheesy tot she was about to sink her lips into" What is the definition of "cheesy tot"?

Output: a tator tot looking food filled with cheesy potatoes and ground round

a tator tot looking food filled with cheesy potatoes and ground round


Input: "he took me for a picnic and i gave him a dicnic - it was so much better than a usual sandwich" What is the definition of "dicnic"?

Output: when a dick is put between two vaginas for sexual pleasure

to felate a man who has a bread roll attatched to his penis - usually occuring outside i


Input: "stop being such a bitch you massive bitch queen" What is the definition of "bitch queen"?

Output: n


Input: "axz is back from hell" What is the definition of "axz"?

Output: one of the most brutal death metal bands from chile


Input: "guy 1: dude what's up with john? guy 2: it's his monthly brostruation" What is the definition of "brostruation"?

Output: when a guy's best friend turns into a bitch for a few days due to his female friend having her period

when you notice one of your bros is acting like a little bitch its safe to assume that he is suffering from brostruation


Input: "shurrup you malfunki" What is the definition of "malfunki"?

Output: a person who is not your friend, or in a patty with you


Input: "i couldnt believe my cupidity with that girl the other night" What is the definition of "cupidity"?

Output: the excessive indulgence in acts of love making or otherwise sexual behaviour

behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgement involving who you love


Input: "man it is ball ass cold out today" What is the definition of "ball ass"?

Output: a word to descibe very cold weather conditions that adversely affect human males

a word to descibe very cold weather conditions that adversely affect human males


Input: "last night i was about to go down on this girl, when i realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt" What is the definition of "beef drapes"?

Output: "the excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones

"the excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones


Input: "eddiecums and jizzems and obviously right said fred lolems" What is the definition of "lolems"?

Output: 1

me and alice coined it bitches basicly means my obsession with putting ems on the end of this basicly lol even more


Input: "en vogue was so tight in the 90's; did you hear dont let go in the movie set it off by en vogue?; en vogue rocks" What is the definition of "en vogue"?

Output: a cool 90's r&b group that has many hits like: hold on, give it one more try, don't let go, and free your mind

one of the most popular groups of the 90's decade


Input: "while jogging through our suburban paradise, i thought i might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with blow-up day disasters" What is the definition of "blow-up day disasters"?

Output: the horrific visual effects resulting from excess amounts of holiday party left-overs

inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night


Input: "a walk to remember stars mandy moore and shane west" What is the definition of "a walk to remember"?

Output: a movie that everyone should see


Input: "check out my new sunglasses and ak-47, they are so gotti" What is the definition of "gotti"?

Output: to act like a gangsta

usually refers to a male who wishes he belongs to the italian mob-scene, but in actuality is not fooling anyone with his tanning booth tan and his fake armani shirts


Input: "his wife was chosen for her bidability" What is the definition of "bidability"?

Output: the quality of being worthy to bid


Input: "godammit, i wanna play lee carvallo's putting challenge but i gotta do all this customizing bullshit" What is the definition of "customizing"?

Output: a term used to describe the arduous task of changing many options in a video game before being able to play it

a trend that has become popular for everything


Input: "why don't you bend over and assertain me?" What is the definition of "assertain"?

Output: (verb) to ass train

slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass


Input: ""can i lumber you? "i was lumbering this girl hard last night""" What is the definition of "lumbering"?

Output: it is a slang word for sex


Input: "i took some mad rips from an apple bong then wrote up a definition for it on urbandictionary" What is the definition of "apple bong"?

Output: a pipe used for the smoking of marijuana constructed out of an apple

a pipe used for the smoking of marijuana constructed out of an apple


Input: "alison janie, alison janie? (giraffe runs off to quagmire's house)  giraffe is alison janie" What is the definition of "alison janie"?

Output: the giraffe from family guy that has a dick this size

the name peter gives the giraffe he brings home after stealing her from the zoo


Input: "look at josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass" What is the definition of "bear ass"?

Output: to have a hairy ass


Input: "1: paris hilton is such a rattlesnatch" What is the definition of "rattlesnatch"?

Output: a generally nasty or unpleasant woman, usually loose in morals as well

1: someone who is such a fucking whore that they'd fuck a rattlesnake if they could only hold it still long enough


Input: "man, i'd like to play with those fun bags" What is the definition of "fun bags"?

Output: insanely huge, plump breasts


Input: "guy1: god exists guy2: no he doesnt stop being josias" What is the definition of "josias"?

Output: a dumb christian kid that believes in santa claus and god


Input: "forest gump is a loving dingrod" What is the definition of "dingrod"?

Output: a person with less than average intelligence, but who has a good heart and is well liked


Input: "high charity is a mobile city" What is the definition of "high charity"?

Output: the name of he 7th track on lil wayne's album, thibbed out


Input: "i had indian food and pulled a gnarly aqua doody with my sister" What is the definition of "aqua doody"?

Output: this term can be used if you shit in any body of water including, but not limited to: the toilet, pool, ocean, lake, tub, shower

"the act of shitting in a toilet then quickly picking it out and shoving it inside your partners anus or vagina


Input: "the weather man's a cheeseslap" What is the definition of "cheeseslap"?

Output: "someone who is an idiot


Input: "i booted up the cheese grater and started firefox" What is the definition of "cheese grater"?

Output: a [mac] pro or power mac g5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater

a [mac] pro or power mac g5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater


Input: "you are a dumb ass for not knowing what the word dumb ass means" What is the definition of "dumb ass"?

Output: you for looking it up


Input: "jeer is the antonym of ovation" What is the definition of "antonym"?

Output: synonym of opposite

a word that has an opposite meaning to another word


Input: ""charlie sheen was totally limbaughing when he was doing "sheen's corner"" What is the definition of "limbaughing"?

Output: the act of speaking whilst intoxicated in a manner which makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are

limbaughing is when a misogynist broadcasts his opinions live to the public whilst being high out of his mind


Input: "bobs pants are so tight you can see his mamel toe" What is the definition of "mamel toe"?

Output: the male version of camel toe


Input: "doctor, this is a case of autocranialocularimpalation via a #2 pencil" What is the definition of "autocranialocularimpalation"?

Output: sticking one's own eyeball with a sharp object

the act of stabbing an object through your temple into your eye


Input: "you killed pwnage_r0xx0r killing spree" What is the definition of "killing spree"?

Output: in unreal tournament, the act of killing 5 opponents without dying

in unreal tournament, getting 5 frags in a row without dying


Input: "i totally beyowned ryan clements with a rocket up the arse" What is the definition of "beyowned"?

Output: to be owned by use of the beyone!


Input: "come on, be a good sport and give someone else a chance to win" What is the definition of "good sport"?

Output: a person who graciously accepts victory in a competition, and tries not to gloat

a person who plays fair, excepts both victory and defeat, and remains amiable


Input: "my baggets were getting touched by your mother last night" What is the definition of "baggets"?

Output: the way that scottish people refer to their testicles


Input: "oh shit, you have a fandy" What is the definition of "fandy"?

Output: a broken penis

hella cutesy girl who has a darling smile


Input: "that girls got a fine faddow" What is the definition of "faddow"?

Output: a nice butt


Input: "guy: baby lets go to 4th base tonite girl: i'm on my period guy: oh come on i been wanting to nail you for ages" What is the definition of "4th base"?

Output: when you [do it] (have sex)

when you have [sex] (looking this up is kind of sad)


Input: "=3 *ballsack*" What is the definition of "=3"?

Output: an emoticon for a guy with a beard


Input: "some e-hole wrote a bogus website review" What is the definition of "e-hole"?

Output: an individual who writes negative reviews on websites such as Yelp! and Insiderpages simply because they have nothing better to do

anyone who abuses or is rude on their computer and or internet


Input: "dude epic comeback, how? cluster kaboom" What is the definition of "cluster kaboom"?

Output: the act of having boomerang like hair and pulling off an epic comeback

when you and at least two of your teammates, are blown up by a grenade in any multiplayer online shooter


Input: "all of the euros and little wigger kids who submitted a definition of ak 47 (the marijuana strain)to this site are morons and don't know what they are talking about" What is the definition of "ak 47"?

Output: a potent strain of marijuana


Input: "that bastard hitler used to be a real paf in his hayday until he was rejected by that vienna art school" What is the definition of "paf"?

Output: the acronymed short form of poor as fuck


Input: "did you see those flatbellys at the car wash" What is the definition of "flatbellys"?

Output: a group of flat chested women

attractive high school or college girls who have toned, or flat stomachs


Input: "another acronym for fbgh" What is the definition of "fbgh"?

Output: fat beaver god head


Input: "danny-good weekend jules? jules-very good thanks danny-what did you get up to? jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack" What is the definition of "bombay slap jack"?

Output: 1)go out with mates for a curry 2)go home to partner 3)take partner's top off 4)shit all over her chest 5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

1)go out with mates for a curry 2)go home to partner 3)take partner's top off 4)shit all over her chest 5)get a dirty shitty tit wank


Input: "porn star jeff stryker is a well-documented ass assassin" What is the definition of "ass assassin"?

Output: a well-endowed gay male porn star who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more

a well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more


Input: ""   while we were watching people dancing my friend said " don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel" What is the definition of "cop a feel"?

Output: when a guy feels a girl's body while talking to her

unpredictable grabbing or touching of someone's private areas while acting innocent of action taken


Input: "charlie: who are you voting in the next election? me: i am groot  sam: look at all this free food me: i am groot" What is the definition of "i am groot"?

Output: i am happy

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next


Input: "hey man did u see accidental abiosis live? they rock" What is the definition of "accidental abiosis"?

Output: a kick ass band from california that plays an awesome mix of metal


Input: "that guy is such a pooze" What is the definition of "pooze"?

Output: a terrible insult that no one should ever use


Input: "man, last weekend i caught the biggest girl in the bar with a dirty fish hook" What is the definition of "dirty fish hook"?

Output: the act of sticking your index finger up a girls nose while your thumb goes in the mouth

"when your doing a girl doggystyle, after inserting your finger in her butt, you reach up and fish hook her


Input: "no one has seen the dark side of the moon" What is the definition of "dark side of the moon"?

Output: "metaphorical description of the side of the moon facing away from earth

"metaphorical description of the side of the moon facing away from earth


Input: "woah look at that blindsight" What is the definition of "blindsight"?

Output: a blindsight is when a guy who is way shorter than you is wearing the same clothes as you

when maher doesn't know what he's talking about


Input: "-you aren't walking down the wright road if you aren't listening to dizzy wright" What is the definition of "dizzy wright"?

Output: the greatest rapper from brighton

a rapper that is about realness and positive motivation that is coming out of the underground and becoming the legend he deserves to be


Input: "someone's been doing some serious bulbagardening on this digimon wiki" What is the definition of "bulbagardening"?

Output: the act of spending large amounts of time creating unnecessary pages on a public wiki

the act of contributing obvious, unnecessary or entirely incorrect presumed information to the trivia section of a wiki article


Input: "shit-son this is my favourite crunking song" What is the definition of "crunking"?

Output: a style of listening to music, similar to [jerking]

a type of dance that involves a kind of air humping that is accompanied by rapid arm movements and jumping


Input: "that fat cow gave me a proper chogging the little badger" What is the definition of "chogging"?

Output: the act of being titty fucked by a woman with breasts the size of elephants

hogging far too much cock, unpleasant throat blockage


Input: "whas hat'nin hammie" What is the definition of "hammie"?

Output: a bad name for hamsters

gurl version of homie but instead its hammie!


Input: "(i) yo chamboneo (you) tu chamboneas (he, she, it) el, ella, [ello] chambonea (we) nosotros chamboneamos (you) ustedes / vosotros chambonean / chambone�is (they) ellos chambonean" What is the definition of "chambonea"?

Output: the verb that describes the action of the people who say it�sambonea�, that means that they are making reference to the famous mexican singer chambao

"chambonea in puerto rico means something like "rev it up"


Input: "(rob)hey, did you see danial, he got the adams disease" What is the definition of "adams disease"?

Output: an incredibly annoying skin disease commonly found in young men

an incredibly annoying skin disease commonly found in young men


Input: "i know jack squat about thermodynamics" What is the definition of "jack squat"?

Output: "slang for "nothing" or "not a damn thing


Input: "bro, you don't want to bite the end off the cigar or your asshole is going to itch all day" What is the definition of "bite the end off the cigar"?

Output: , what they say to you after they give you the, long piece of shit

"the act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe


Input: "nanya is so nice, i wish i could be her in so many ways" What is the definition of "nanya"?

Output: nanya is someone who is full of joy, always smiling, and has a very caring heart

beautiful, unique girl, always hated by many but loved by plenty


Input: "[justin bieber] is one example of the media whore type: 'leech'" What is the definition of "media whore"?

Output: one who feeds from the 15 minutes of fame the media provides

someone who feeds from the aknowledgement of others over social media


Input: "i got hung on a system problem, and lost 10 grand and that ballgbag aris the techman jumped up my ass" What is the definition of "aris the techman"?

Output: a small being, that lives and breaths to hack into your computer, find out all your personal information, then use it against you or sell to the highest bidder


Input: "why the hell do you have to be so bumnasty about this?  ah bumnasty" What is the definition of "bumnasty"?

Output: 1

combination of words that, together, form a pretty disgusting interjection/insult


Input: "have you heard of ascensiam? he's a really bad moderator" What is the definition of "bad moderator"?

Output: a horrible moderator is one who does not follow the rules of the site he or she is moderating

a bad moderator is a moderator who spend his time abusing his powers instead of doing any good


Input: "she was hot except she wore this [fugly] butt burque" What is the definition of "butt burque"?

Output: a style of dress most commonly worn by [ghetto sluts]

slang for middle eastern grannie panties


Input: "909 guy: hey taylor, can you pass me a brew bro taylor: what kind? natty or bud light" What is the definition of "brew bro"?

Output: one who helps you get brewed up or drunk, they are your bro when you are getting brewed so it's a combination of both words

a brew bro is any guy with a lifted truck and a famous shirt


Input: "they sent me all the way over to west bumbofuck" What is the definition of "bumbofuck"?

Output: new york state


Input: "ya man, this kid in my physics class totally billy jacked out the 2nd floor window in the middle of lecture" What is the definition of "billy jacked"?

Output: to escape from a situation, or to leave in a fashion that resembles anything badass

to suddenly morph into a mannequin or dummy at the precise moment of being hurled through solid objects, like glass windows, etc


Input: "watch out for those brsb cunts, theyre agrreessiivve" What is the definition of "brsb"?

Output: bitch receive shit bitch, originated in australia, description of some women of international notoriety


Input: "check out bullet for my valentine at bulletformyvalentine1" What is the definition of "bullet for my valentine"?

Output: one of the best bands i've heard yet


Input: "that nut is anacardiaceous" What is the definition of "anacardiaceous"?

Output: 1

(if you even know that this word exists, you are awesome


Input: "that guys penis is a dingle dong" What is the definition of "dingle dong"?

Output: short hairy penis, that dangles out of the pants

a short fat penis, that has balls that somewhat resemble [dingle berries]


Input: "jerds is lame" What is the definition of "jerds"?

Output: a guy who is lame


Input: "the planning for this operation was a complete cluster fuck" What is the definition of "cluster fuck"?

Output: miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and lt

miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and lt


Input: "brett: hey dude can i borrow some money for soda? lee: i bet your going to try that alaskan burpie" What is the definition of "alaskan burpie"?

Output: to take a dump, while eating a pop tart, with your mouth open

when a man drinks several 2-liter bottles of soda, usually fanta or root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole


Input: "guy 1: i did her anal and vaginal guy 2: o yeah i did her both at once guy 1: you double cocked bastard" What is the definition of "double cocked"?

Output: the word given to someone who has been a total asshole


Input: "bob from accounting let a fire in the hole this morning and i couldn't breathe through my nose until we got to the fifteenth floor" What is the definition of "fire in the hole"?

Output: used to describe a smelly fart when walking though a large crowd, office building etc


Input: "brian: (stubs his toe and yells) bag o' dicks" What is the definition of "bag o' dicks"?

Output: "originally a nautical term, "bag o' dicks" is also the state of being that results in the entire lower peninsula of michigan

"bag o' dicks = contains multiple meanings in certain contexts a phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver


Input: "last night, i had a beautasmagasm" What is the definition of "beautasmagasm"?

Output: a combination of beauty and orgasmic


Input: "do you want to go out tonight? no, i can't be assed" What is the definition of "can't be assed"?

Output: not bothered, not worth it, too much effort


Input: "when i stick my finger in my belly button smell is like poop" What is the definition of "belly button smell"?

Output: smelly finger when you stick it in your belly button

stick your finger in your belly button, give it a whiff


Input: "i had to break up the party" What is the definition of "break up"?

Output: 1


Input: "danny is a cooch-pirate" What is the definition of "cooch-pirate"?

Output: one who plunders the depths of the cooch

someone who is continually after the cooch


Input: "dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, i was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in costa rica" What is the definition of "handjobbery"?

Output: the act of stealing money from a tourist by a very aggressive handjob

when a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables


Input: "the polygamist forced his wives to the ground and performed the urban gentleman on each of them" What is the definition of "urban gentleman"?

Output: a

a semi-sexual act usually performed on a drunk or unconcious female


Input: "the old ass fart gave that sorority chick a bah humbug" What is the definition of "bah humbug"?

Output: when a girl (typicaly in her 20's) is fucking an older man (typicaly 70s and up) and once the man busts his load he dies on top of the girl

when a girl (typicaly in her 20's) is fucking an older man (typicaly 70s and up) and once the man busts his load he dies on top of the girl


Input: ""hey, i'm bored, what do you wanna do tonight? "let's go cwbr" What is the definition of "cwbr"?

Output: coast to coast with ray


Input: "1)that kid is such a joe-joe,  2)i dont know how to do this the right way ill just pull a joe-joe" What is the definition of "joe-joe"?

Output: 1) when people say something and act dumb, illogical, and flat out stupid

1) completely random, crazy, insane with a sense of humor, a large penis, enjoys outdoors


Input: "my cheebies are feeling especially perky today" What is the definition of "cheebies"?

Output: cheebies are your happy feelings


Input: "that girl last night was a right bell sniff" What is the definition of "bell sniff"?

Output: to place your nose close to a mans bell end (penis tip) and inhale the aroma

to place your nose close to a mans bell end (penis tip) and inhale the aroma


Input: "t: dude i just trollie'd this bum on 9th street p: what you get? t: a sweet pair of wet boots and a bottle of paint stripper" What is the definition of "trollie'd"?

Output: the authentic english version of 'trolled'

stealing a hobo,bum or tramp's only possesions, usually after he's asleep or too drunk to fight back


Input: "allie d plays on the u 13 soccer team [p1]" What is the definition of "allie d"?

Output: loves to eat tacos plays on the u 13 soccer team

loves to play [soccer] is shorrrt loves to [hang out]


Input: "that disintegration spell is some buku mojo" What is the definition of "buku mojo"?

Output: ebonics for some serious [mojo], as in witchcraft, voodoo, etc


Input: ""when the fuck will this civ2boss stop obsessing over michelle?  "a hairy anus will not stand in my way" "" What is the definition of "civ2boss"?

Output: one who is obsessed with civ2 and will stop at nothing to get his or her fix

a person who obsesses over odd female celebrities


Input: "after smoking that blueberry kush, i had the hydro glow" What is the definition of "hydro glow"?

Output: the glazed over look of being incredibly stoned

the look of extreme pleasure after smoking extremely tasty, or powerful, hydroponic marijuana


Input: "man you white as fuck you pasty cracker  the correct term is european-american" What is the definition of "european-american"?

Output: the politically correct term for white people

the very opposite of african-american black people are black white people are white not europian-american


Input: "the facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there" What is the definition of "facebook foreplay"?

Output: where you engage in heavy foreplay through facebook chat, but never get around to the sex

writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium


Input: "eminem's from detroit, and he got bats in your pockets" What is the definition of "bats in your pockets"?

Output: shit in your hands


Input: "man, them juggalo blunts last night were so fuckin' harsh, i think i got bluntatitus" What is the definition of "bluntatitus"?

Output: smoked to many blunts in one sitting, feel like shit, headache, harsh as hell

when you smoke so many blunts, that you shit out a horse dick and throw up a wheel chair


Input: "rdm sure has some stuff up his sleeve for season 4" What is the definition of "rdm"?

Output: "rdm is the abbreviation for "red devil mafia"


Input: "baby, come here your all tense, let me give you a backage, make it better" What is the definition of "backage"?

Output: the word back and massage put together

back•age ( bak~ajh ) ~noun the act of rubbing, kneeding a persons (or animal!!) back, as to stimulate circulation, loosen, and relaxify


Input: "that test was anxiorable" What is the definition of "anxiorable"?

Output: when you are anxious and nervous at the same time


Input: "youre a damn byeoot whats up now huh, punk ill kill you" What is the definition of "byeoot"?

Output: a damn fool, a punk, someone that has no idea what there talkin about and looks stupid while doing it


Input: "george costanza has beady eyes" What is the definition of "beady eyes"?

Output: to have eyes that are close together

small, greedy, maliciously glittering, evil eyes, avoiding eye contact


Input: "the sweat pooled in my leg pit during morning yoga" What is the definition of "leg pit"?

Output: the spot behind the knee


Input: ""dude afifi tryed to kiss me today, "im sorry to hear that bro, told you not to wander around""" What is the definition of "afifi"?

Output: afifi or a fi fi is often referred to as 'i feel for if i were in your shoes' it is mainly used in text messaging as it saves time

a retarded hoe, slut, boyfriend stealer that wanders around making people lives hell


Input: "that [hoochie] is so attitudal" What is the definition of "attitudal"?

Output: a word to express someone/something who has a bad attitude and/or displays bad attitude

someone who has a really bad attitude problem


Input: "shut up your mouth ya fuckin cumnut" What is the definition of "cumnut"?

Output: a word used to describe a the recipient of a load of male ejaculate

an insult, or another word to spell while playing scrabble


Input: "tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups" What is the definition of "recliner sit-ups"?

Output: working out while nobody is looking

the act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again


Input: ""holy shit is that jarell in the car next to me?  "just don't make eye contact, he scares me too" What is the definition of "jarell"?

Output: one who has a very active [sex] life


Input: "after john blew his load into carol he was in the mood for some clam chowder" What is the definition of "clam chowder"?

Output: when a man cums in a womans pussy then eats her out

when a man cums in a womans pussy then eats her out


Input: "omg that guys belt is totally hooshwah" What is the definition of "hooshwah"?

Output: something that is awesome, amazing, totally cool


Input: "hey chris, do you want to bang bang tonight or will you get marcia'd?" What is the definition of "bang bang"?

Output: the process of playing shoot em' up videos games with friends

the process of playing shoot em' up videos games with friends


Input: "allen ginsberg was a bohoe writer" What is the definition of "bohoe"?

Output: bohemian hoe

"1 bohoe is the name of a famous contemporary spanish photographer


Input: "-text message conversation-  boy #1: i'm paf because she stood me up for the 3rd time last night" What is the definition of "paf"?

Output: pissed as fuck

pissed as fuck acronym used when someone is extremely mad


Input: "man i totally tried to visit eragon last night in algaesia" What is the definition of "algaesia"?

Output: the world that eragon and all other in the book series by christopher paolini resides

the mythical world in which eragon lives


Input: "yo ram i'm so beefalicious right now i just got 8 head shots" What is the definition of "beefalicious"?

Output: 1

to do very well in the activity you are proforming at the time


Input: "gugugash everyday hey i gugugashed last night" What is the definition of "gugugash"?

Output: the word means whatever you want it to mean

anything to do with a sexual act, or fun time


Input: "person: oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness" What is the definition of "doily-ness"?

Output: the act of being a doiley

to be like the doily in essence, culture and manner


Input: ""flava dave thought that joke was so funny, he said "brahaa, brahaa" What is the definition of "brahaa"?

Output: "to express an extreme state of happiness or ecstasy

to laugh hysterically in a high pitched voice


Input: "i left them a top loader on my last day at the office" What is the definition of "top loader"?

Output: the act of coming into work one last day just to leave a loaded terd in the toilet for the next guy

the act of defecating in the tank of a toilet


Input: "damn that gurl got a jiggleypuff" What is the definition of "jiggleypuff"?

Output: a nice juicy booty that jiggles when the gurl moves


Input: "damn girl, you drapping now" What is the definition of "drapping"?

Output: the act of being both drunk and happing

hair that is long, or growing long without the addition of weave


Input: "this event is fgo" What is the definition of "fgo"?

Output: fun for all


Input: "did you hear marty jumped in the lake on new year's day? that dude is such a hambos" What is the definition of "hambos"?

Output: crazy

to do crazy shit for the love of attention


Input: "when i left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box" What is the definition of "blue box"?

Output: n


Input: "he got really arsed up when we took the piss out of his bo" What is the definition of "arsed up"?

Output: to become angry or pissed off

to get annoyed or stressed about something


Input: ""did you ever hook up with that one guy? "nah, he didn't want me, he found out i'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome" What is the definition of "king of the empty castle syndrome"?

Output: "when a man or woman decides they will not have intercourse with someone because they have had previous sexual partners

"a type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability


Input: "right around the corner? dig it" What is the definition of "dig it"?

Output: to express your approval of something

i undertand what you're saying -- we are [on the level]


Input: "i don't like abortions but i'm not against them entirely, i guess you could say i'm abortion tolerant" What is the definition of "abortion tolerant"?

Output: someone who has no problem with abortion in most circumstances but does not consider it to be a woman's right

a better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it


Input: "shaggy wears assless chaps when he plays halo" What is the definition of "assless chaps"?

Output: a popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear

a popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear


Input: "famous cases of beyonceitis  ashanti amerie brandy christina aguilera ciara janet jackson keri hilson monica" What is the definition of "beyonceitis"?

Output: the phenomenon in which every female singer gets blamed for stealing beyonce knowles' look, although they all got their own unique looks going on

"beyonceitis is the destruction of your career by the overall power of beyonce knowles


Input: "let's go alcoholing" What is the definition of "alcoholing"?

Output: the process of going to different bars and drinking their alcohol

verb- alcoholing, to go alcoholing, meaning drinking alcohol in the presence of other alcohol drinkers


Input: "when i grow up i'm going to bovine university" What is the definition of "bovine university"?

Output: a university in cowtown, calgary, alberta, canada

"where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots


Input: "man mary left bryan hanging he was bizz-less that night" What is the definition of "bizz-less"?

Output: the state of not having a bitch

getting the bisness is the act of hooking up


Input: "edd: hello rolf rolf: hello edd boy" What is the definition of "rolf"?

Output: name: usually a male name, sometimes a dog's name


Input: "did you just annabel and ross that little girl?" What is the definition of "annabel and ross"?

Output: to abuse a child by sticking penises in her mouth

possibly the best people to ever exist people who stole madeline


Input: "calrol; tracey, i'm going to generally whine about the current state of affairs tracey; deal with it!" What is the definition of "deal with it!"?

Output: "the oh-so-catchy catchphrase overused by uk big brother 8 housemate tracey, the "ea" sound is usually elongated in pronounciation"

"the oh-so-catchy catchphrase overused by uk big brother 8 housemate tracey, the "ea" sound is usually elongated in pronounciation"


Input: "whoah, check out that girl on the dance floor cyclopiking on that guy" What is the definition of "cyclopiking"?

Output: when a one-eyed monster tries to pierce your ass

"a dance move combining both the spiral moving "cyclone" and "jersey turnpike", performed simultaneously


Input: "you steaming cup of fagjuice" What is the definition of "fagjuice"?

Output: the juice that oozes out of a fag's ear after it has been tickled

the act of being a [homosexual], [fag], or [zei kirin], while being an idiot


Input: "you remind me of ednelyn" What is the definition of "ednelyn"?

Output: a very beautiful and kind woman, a perfect woman, great friend, has a great sense of humor, and a great smile


Input: "christine is a digerati" What is the definition of "digerati"?

Output: people who eat cheese from other people's bowls

latin for christine is the coolest girl in the world


Input: "hoka hey is to live life in such as way that one has done all that one should upon one’s last day, so it is indeed a good day to die" What is the definition of "hoka hey"?

Output: hoka hey (hoke-ah-hay) means: holy shit! get out of the way! i have to take a dump/piss

"siouan language "phrase" spoken by the lakota people of the sioux tribes - shouted by crazy horse upon going into battle


Input: "you'll die from the big h if you dig your grave with a fork & spoon" What is the definition of "big h"?

Output: heart attack (a fatal one)


Input: "are you gunna pork pie her?" What is the definition of "pork pie"?

Output: the act of pulling out and shooting your jizz all over her eyes so it looks like a pork pie


Input: "the american heritage dictionary is an urbane dictionary" What is the definition of "urbane dictionary"?

Output: a dictionary that tries to be all things to all people but winds up being nothing to nobody

a dictionary that is polite, refined, and often elegant in manner


Input: "did you see keith last night? he looked like he'd been barrymored" What is the definition of "barrymored"?

Output: to be so drunk that you vomit - in honour of the legendary barrymore

to be sodomised by a gang of men and then thrown into a swimming pool


Input: ""if you don't call me later, we are so dunzo " What is the definition of "dunzo "?

Output: meaning that you are completely done with, super done with, or super done with and angry

meaning that you are completely done with, over someone, or super drunk


Input: "girl #1: do you like anime? girl #2: of course i'm a complete adahli" What is the definition of "adahli"?

Output: a female anime fan

adahli is an exceptionally quirky and odd kind of girl


Input: "dude i saw a huge babeinerdog run through my lawn the other day" What is the definition of "babeinerdog"?

Output: a jewish dog

is a cross between a baboon and a weiner dog


Input: "girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around  kevin, i was betching so bad last weekend" What is the definition of "betching"?

Output: verb


Input: "sometimes you gotta g up people to get your slice of the pie" What is the definition of "g up"?

Output: to make someone feel bigger, better, than they really are

to make someone feel bigger, better, than they really are


Input: "i tried to let one rip but ended up launching a poojectile instead" What is the definition of "poojectile"?

Output: a sudden and violent expulsion of intestinal gas that results in a short-burst launch of fecal matter from one's anus

when you strain really hard to lay down a [fart] but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of [poo] instead


Input: ""dude your new phone is bhad ass  "this soup is bhad" What is the definition of "bhad"?

Output: "1

"in simple it means good, cool or a positive remark really (can also be spelt just "b-a-d")"


Input: "man, she was so [skinny] it was like [fucking] a bag of forks" What is the definition of "bag of forks"?

Output: used to describe someone very skinny

term used to describe a woman who is so [thin] that her bones jut out of her skin


Input: "i was at a red light, and when it turned green, there was some major fagturning happening in front of me" What is the definition of "fagturning"?

Output: when you're driving and have to turn quite a bit (like a sharp turn), but instead of making the full turn, you cut across and make the turn slowly

when you are stopped at a red light while the cars on the other side are turning left on the green arrow


Input: "i went into the toilet straight after patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog" What is the definition of "bog n' sprog"?

Output: the act of masturbating whilst taking a shit

the act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time


Input: "well, this is what bubblification is like" What is the definition of "bubblification"?

Output: of or relating to a bubble


Input: "someone who is a hypochondriac will often diagnose his/herself with bcta" What is the definition of "bcta"?

Output: (bct-ah) big c testicular cancer


Input: "guy one: hey frosted tips" What is the definition of "frosted tips"?

Output: term for a creepy, faggish, wanna-be cool person

term for a creepy, faggish, wanna-be cool person


Input: "man, after we rolled last night, i was ate up the next two days" What is the definition of "ate up"?

Output: the condition of being extremely tired, to the point of being unable to function properly, usually due to the effects of marijuana


Input: "me eche una cacota" What is the definition of "cacota"?

Output: a drink made by colombian teenagers mostly composed by rum and coke


Input: "ohh blow me charlie me moomzie will be out late tonight" What is the definition of "blow me charlie"?

Output: blow me charlie is a term used when someone of the opposite sex blows a penis up until it becomes hard


Input: "after screwing that tart my cock was covered in fanny batter" What is the definition of "fanny batter"?

Output: the thin crusty coating left on the cock after intercourse

the thin crusty coating left on the cock after intercourse


Input: "i just got an apple from the fruit basket" What is the definition of "fruit basket"?

Output: a fruit basket is a basket which most people tend to keep fruit in

a fruit basket is a basket which most people tend to keep fruit in


Input: "i so just got hit on by farkan" What is the definition of "farkan"?

Output: the hottest guy in town

"noun: a male who thinks he is extremely good looking and intelligent, when someone should have told him he is barely luke warm


Input: "i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits" What is the definition of "bollock yoghurt"?

Output: a thick whitish liquid sent produced by a mans [ballsack]

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men


Input: "stephon: any needledick can shit on the floor; it takes skill and grace to fill the tank" What is the definition of "fill the tank"?

Output: to take a dump that not only hits the water but makes it all the way to the top without any assistance

to shit in the back tank of the toilet after removing the cover


Input: "for all of his bragging before the date, he is going to pull a bode and totally strike out" What is the definition of "pull a bode"?

Output: to try desperately to achieve something but completely fail, usually due to laziness

to fail to perform under pressure, especially after intentionally generating lots of publicity and attention


Input: "boy:do u wanna do the farflap babe? girl:sure you get the turtle i'll get the sherbet?" What is the definition of "farflap"?

Output: the act of farflap is to get a sherbet and a turtle neck puppet have sex on the beach!

sex on a flying turtle chief wearing nothing but sherbet lolys as a head dress


Input: "jack was a dick to me at the party last night, if i didn't see his attempt to ablogogize on myspace this morning i would still be pissed at him" What is the definition of "ablogogize"?

Output: to write an entry on one's blog apologizing for something said in the past that has caused controversy, disagreement, or just general pissed offness


Input: "john:  did you see that cougar hitting on steve last night? matt:  was she a milf?  john: no she was a girn" What is the definition of "girn"?

Output: girl i'd rather not see naked = girn

"very old woman who is unattractive due to age


Input: "i've got some itchy gruff nuts" What is the definition of "gruff nuts"?

Output: the small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair

the small pieces of feces that get stuck in one's buttocks hair


Input: "jake: what are you doing with that spatula? dan: i about to cuntspatch your mom" What is the definition of "cuntspatch"?

Output: the act of cooking cocaine on a spatula and smoking it to get high

a combination of the words cunt and spatula


Input: "stupid applebaum" What is the definition of "applebaum"?

Output: a very sexy person


Input: ""open you mouth now "no i dont swallow" "you do now" "stop cumprobing me""" What is the definition of "cumprobing"?

Output: to probe a persons mouth with a cock

wen a man forces a womens mouth open 2 swallow his cum


Input: "boundstone is full of chavs" What is the definition of "boundstone"?

Output: a place full of chavs and tramps

a really really chavvy school in the chavvy town of lancing


Input: "the c64 is way better than a sinclair spectrum" What is the definition of "c64"?

Output: commodore 64 home computer

commodore 64, the worlds best selling computer! 8-bit 6510 sid sound chip, vic ii graphic chip 320*200 8 sprites hardware scrolling


Input: "mahanoy city - vandalism in mahanoy area high school boys' bathrooms has resulted in toilet paper being issued by request as needed, a policy that one parent believes is embarrassing for students" What is the definition of "mahanoy area high school"?

Output: a ghetto school where teachers cuss out students and never get in trouble

"known as the "toilet paper school" mahanoy got attention from national news because the students have to go to the office to get toilet paper because of prior vandalism


Input: "that  afah is taking up too much room" What is the definition of "afah"?

Output: "stands for "apartment full of hippies"

noun a fat ass heifer - descriptive of a young steatopygous ( suffering from steatopygia ) female


Input: "is that ur man, nah thats my side dish" What is the definition of "side dish"?

Output: the woman or man on the side

[side dish] a girl or guy u fuck on tha side


Input: "if he wipes his ass well, i'll give him a good rimming" What is the definition of "rimming"?

Output: licking someone's asshole

the act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure


Input: "i hear king henri was quite the bed presser" What is the definition of "bed presser"?

Output: a person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress

a person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress


Input: "cartel music group sure did suck last night at the bar" What is the definition of "cartel music group"?

Output: the worst band in the world

"a whack group of "rappers" from calgary, ab with no talent what so ever


Input: "ah, the child of bhaal has awoken" What is the definition of "bhaal"?

Output: "bhaal is one of the two children of bosco and is described as "the bringer of light"

in addition to the above, he is also bhaal, lord of get-it-on


Input: "check out the high and tight on that guy" What is the definition of "high and tight"?

Output: a hairstyle generally worn by men, where the head is buzzed off and the sides are cut short

name for a bad haircut in which sideburns are shaved completely off


Input: "so i was watching a hard core romance movie last night and you would never believe what i saw" What is the definition of "hard core romance"?

Output: a movie genre which contains little or no sexual references yet manages to be more romantic than any other movie